Maybe a Fake Gintama

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The next day, in the morning.

After completing the discharge procedures and arranging escorts for the two younger brothers with fractures, Katsuo Kurokoma, who cared about his boss, hurried out of Kabukicho Hospital.

Standing at the gate of his home base camp, Katsuo Kurokoma wiped the sweat from his forehead, then pushed open the gate and stepped in.

But just after entering the door, Katsuo Kuroju suddenly noticed something was wrong, because...there was no one in the whole yard.

Katsuo Kurokoma, who had a premonition that something was wrong, hurriedly ran to the main house, but... After opening the door, Katsuo Kurokoma found that there was still no one there!

At this moment, Katsuo Kurokoma completely panicked, threw away the toothpick in his mouth, and searched room after room with a solemn expression.

Finally... the emperor paid off, in a side room, Katsuo Kurokoma found his younger brothers, but at this moment...these people were all dressed in black Japanese-style formal attire, kneeling on the ground, sobbing with their heads bowed .

There was another urn placed on the stage in front of the crowd, and beside the urn was a portrait, but because of the reflection, Katsuo Kurokoma didn't see the person in the photo clearly at the first time.

Beside him, there are Kagura and Shinbaji dressed as monks wearing a monk's headgear. At this time, the two are pretending to be knocking on the wooden fish and talking about something in their mouths. Because he was behind his back, Katsuo Kurokoma also failed to discover that the monks chanting were actually Shin Hachi and Kagura.

[Could it be...Could it be...! ! 】Katsuo Katsuo was startled, and at the same time opened his eyes unconsciously, 【Boss... Boss...! ! 】

Before he finished thinking, Katsuo Kurokoma suddenly saw clearly the photo on the portrait, and it turned out to be himself with a toothpick hanging on the photo!

Brother! We will never forget you! A little gangster shouted with tears.

Even if we go to that world, we will never forget you! Leave Meili to us! I will take her to the park for a walk every day! Don't worry! Another gangster shouted, wiping away his tears.

Brother! Go all the way! All the younger brothers stood up at the same time, bowed to the portrait in front of them and shouted at the same time.

What a ghost! Heiju Katsuo roared with white eyes and flew over, Why did I die like this?!

Big Brother?! A younger brother exclaimed, Did you come back from that world because of loneliness?!

Stupid! It must be because you are worried that you came back from that world to see us! Another younger brother said, Brother, don't worry! The boss and the eldest lady have already returned to the countryside! We have also reconciled with Grandma Dengshi Now! You can become a Buddha with peace of mind! Go!

Go! The rest of the younger brothers echoed.

Fuck you guys! Heiju Katsuo was so angry with these younger brothers, I didn't die at all! Wait, what did you say just now? The boss and the eldest lady went back to the country? And Dengshi's papa? Reconciliation? What about the war? How about the war?

Before the war started, Hua Tuo's vixen was killed by the uncle of the little girl in the master house because of personal enmity. A younger brother pointed to Kagura who was sitting cross-legged on the floor in front of him and snoring.

Is it the two of you?! Katsuo Kurokama was in a bad mood.

Long time no see, Mr. Katsuo. Shin Baji stood up and explained with a smile, As a proof of the reconciliation between the two parties, yesterday the Ditch Rat Team asked Master House to entrust. However, because Yinsang drank too much yesterday , and I’m still sleeping in bed so it’s just the two of us.”

Is it my job to ask you to hold a funeral for me?! Kuroju Katsuo yelled with bursting veins, Even if it is an entrustment, be more serious to me! This little girl is still snoring now! In the most serious funeral Snoring!

Well, anyway, if I come, please lie down in this coffin, and we will fulfill the commission properly. Xin Baji pointed to the empty coffin in front of him.

Go! Brother! Don't have any nostalgia! All the younger brothers agreed with tears.

I'm not dead yet! Kurokoma Katsuo roared with white eyes, How much do you bastards want me to die?!

It's so noisy! Kagura, who was woken up, stood up and cursed, then kicked Katsuo Kurokoma into the coffin in front of him, Keep quiet at the funeral! Bastard !

Although what you said is correct, this is my funeral! Katsuo Kurokama retorted with both hands on the mouth of the coffin, spit flying all over the place.

You should keep quiet at your own funeral! Kagura went directly to the coffin, stepped on it involuntarily, and scolded as she stepped on it, Don't you look at the atmosphere? The atmosphere! When everyone else is sad, how can you act? What kind of attitude, Ru?! If you have anything to say, wait until the funeral is over, bastard!!

Well, Kagura-chan, if you step on it again, he might really die. Shin Hachi pushed the glasses on his face, complained silently, then smiled and looked at the person who had already rolled his eyes. Katsuo Kurokoma said, In short, since it is a commission, we must carry it through to the end, so please bear with it for a while and play the corpse, and then speak after the funeral.

Uh...uh... Katsuo Kurokoma, who had already lost consciousness, could only make such a huh sound.

Then, the funeral continues. Please sit down again, family members. Xin Baji turned his head and said to the members of the group of rats, Continue according to the plot before the arrival of Mr. Katsuo just now. Next, the family members should carry on Coffin, family members please come forward.”

After hearing this, a group of younger brothers rushed forward, expressing that they wanted to see their elder brother off for the last time.

...

When Katsuo Kurokoma woke up again, he found that he seemed to be moving slowly with something, and at the same time he heard whimpers coming from behind him.

Heikoma Katsuo sat up with a puzzled expression on his face, looked at the group of boys behind him who were wiping their tears and waving goodbye to him, just about to say something, suddenly felt a wave of heat coming from in front of him. He turned his face to look directly in front of him.

After seeing the cremator in front of him, Katsuo Kurokoma jumped off the conveyor belt without any hesitation, and roared angrily, Are you really trying to send me away?!

Well, the funeral isn't over yet, Mr. Katsuo. Shin Hachi showed a distressed expression, Now please enter the crematorium, after we collect the ashes for your burial, we will pay homage to you Is it okay to speak again when you come back to life?

How is the resurrection resurrected?! After saying that, I will be completely dead, right?! Katsuo Kurokoma yelled with his eyes bursting with blue veins.

Well, big brother... A younger brother leaned close to Katsuo Kurokama's ear and whispered, We entrusted them this time. If you don't cooperate well until the funeral is over, we will become picky eaters. Boss Now that we’re not here, we can’t do it alone. So, brother, please cooperate with them a little bit. Don’t worry, there is a partition in the crematorium, you can just go in there, and nothing will happen.”

So who actually entrusted them with this kind of work?! Kurokoma Katsuo shouted with white eyes.

After listening, all the members of the Ditch Mouse Group turned their faces away and looked left and right, but they didn't look at Katsuo Kurokoma.

Does everyone have a share?! You bastards! Katsuo Kurokama was in a bad mood.

I'll hit! Kagura kicked Katsuo Kurokama directly into the cremator with a flying kick, Don't get in the way of Aru!

Brother! Go all the way! All the members of the ditch rat group bowed again and shouted.

You bastards!! Katsuo Kurokama cursed loudly.

...

In the evening, after the whole set of funerals is over. Katsuo Kurokoma came out from the partition of the crematorium in the crematorium.

It is said that several staff members who were on duty at the crematorium were all fainted from fright.

Katsuo Kurokoma walked on the way back alone, looked up at the night sky that had fallen before he knew it, and couldn't help smiling.

That's not bad, boss, leave the Rat Team to me with confidence...

Brother!

Suddenly, the voices of members of the Ditch Rat Group came from ahead.

Looking at the members of the Ditch Rat Group who were waving to him in front of him, Katsuo Kurokoma first smiled, then his expression changed instantly, and he flew over with white eyes and veins bursting.

Don't think I'll forgive you bastards so easily!

Welcome back, boss!×n

Ha ha ha ha……

...

During the daytime of the next day, when Katsuo Kurokoma was proudly leading a group of younger brothers wandering in the street, he once again encountered the duo of Master House who seemed to be deliberately provoking trouble——Kagura and Shinbachi.

Well, private horse race, Shin Hachibi looked at the portrait in his hand, pushed his glasses and said to Katsuo Kurokama, I received a request from the crematorium about the ghosts running out of the crematorium, can you cooperate a little bit? ?”

Hey, come back to me quickly, you bastard. Kagura put on a full-fledged punk pose.

Seeing this, Katsuo Kurokama couldn't bear it any longer and wanted to get mad, but before Katsuo Kurokama could say a word, a younger brother came up to Katsuo Kurokoma and whispered in his ear, That , Brother, if we don’t cooperate well at this time, we will be the ones who pick things up. It will really turn into a war...

After all, the younger brothers took a few steps back in tacit agreement, distanced themselves from Katsuo Kurokoma.

You bastards did it on purpose, right?! Katsuo Kurokoma spat and cursed.

Xin Hachi, this bastard is deliberately provoking trouble, right? Kagura pointed to Katsuo Kurokama and asked Xin Hachi, He wants to compete with our Toshi family, right Aru?

Mr. Katsuo, can you think that's what you mean? Shin Hachi pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose again, and glanced at Katsuo Kurokoma lightly.

It's clear that you were the ones who made trouble first?! Katsuo Kurokama retorted without thinking.

We are just fulfilling our commission. Shin Hachi replied confidently.

Bastards! I can't stand you anymore! War is war! Kuroju Katsuo shouted with bursting veins, Come on! I must compete with your Dengshi family today!

Little uncle, this person is provocative and says he wants to start a war, Aru. Kagura shouted to Jiang Cheng who had just passed by.

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