Maybe a Fake Gintama

One day, Yoshihara.

Brother Jiang Cheng, let's go to the swimming pool! Qingtai pulled open the sliding door of Jiang Cheng's room, ran up to Jiang Cheng, and shouted excitedly.

It's so noisy, brat. Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the floor with his head propped up on one hand, eating watermelon while watching TV, said without looking back, Swimming pool? What's there to do in that kind of place? ?”

Mom, please teach me how to swim! Qing Tai lied without blushing.

Swimming? Didn't I teach you last time? Jiang Cheng's mouth was like a machine gun, and he spit out all the watermelon seeds into the trash can beside him, then waved his hand impatiently, Besides, isn't it summer vacation? Do you have to go to the dojo every day? Leave me alone and get out of here.

It's too pitiful to go to the dojo every day! Qingta pouted, And sister A Miao and brother Xin are not in the dojo today! It's boring to be alone in that kind of place! Besides, there is no air conditioner there. No more! I’m going to suffer from heat stroke! Sister A Miao and Brother Xin both said that they can rest at home when it’s the hottest these days!”

Qingtai, Jiang Cheng sat up, showing a serious expression on his face, There are some things that you cannot give up, once you get used to it, your life will basically be over in the future. Once you encounter any difficulties, your first What I thought of for a while was not to face the difficulties, but to escape. Don’t you care about being that kind of guy? Really don’t care?”

I... Qingta suddenly got stuck, and asked weakly, Is it okay to just rest for a day?

Qingtai, to be honest, I'm very disappointed. Jiang Cheng shook his head, sighed and continued, Not only me, but also your mother and Yueyue. Everyone who looks at you is actually...

I know! Qingta closed her eyes and shouted, I'm going to the dojo now! I will never let my mother down!

Looking at Qingta who turned around and ran out the door wiping her tears, Jiang Cheng heaved a sigh of relief, and then stood up, Ah~ Do a good deed every day, this is the end of today's children's education, and it's time to play.

At this moment, Yue Yong, who was carrying two barrels of lubricating oil, pushed open Jiang Cheng's door and walked in, asking, Where's Qingta? Rilun, please let us teach him how to swim today.

It is said that even in such a hot summer vacation, I don't want to give up the practice in the dojo. I said hello to you for him, and I won't go to the swimming pool or anything. Jiang Cheng waved his hands and replied casually, and then made a few gestures. With a very emotional expression, You are really sensible, Qingta.

Qingta... is really sensible... Rilun, who arrived at an unknown time and was sitting on an electric wheelchair, said with some relief.

Children are like this. I don't know when they will become sensible. Jiang Cheng said with a little emotion.

Then, these prepared things won't be needed anymore. Yue Yong murmured looking at the lubricating fluid in his hand.

I don't need it... Jiang Cheng complained silently, What kind of swimming pool do you want to go to with such things? It's too early to go to such a swimming pool!

Swimming pool! Suddenly the voice of a Miss Baihua came, Jiang Cheng sama said he would take us to the swimming pool!

Really?! Is it really possible?!

Ah! So happy! Jiang Cheng sama is finally ready to play that kind of game with us!

Looking at the group of Baihua ladies and sisters who appeared in the room in an instant, whose faces were full of excitement or only excitement, Jiang Cheng replied blankly: No, I didn't say that, and I didn't want to. Play with you things that don't happen in ordinary swimming pools. By the way, why does everyone have two barrels of lubricating oil in their hands, which pool do you want to go to?

As long as it's the swimming pool that Jiang Cheng sama likes! All the ladies and sisters of Baihua said in unison.

I don't like swimming pools! Jiang Cheng yelled even louder with his veins popping.

Then directly in the house? A young lady from Baihua raised her hand and asked.

Well, it's... Just after finishing speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly realized, What a ghost! What a terrible question this is!

Huh?! Doesn't Jiang Cheng sama like indoors and outdoors?! A young lady Baihua covered her mouth and exclaimed.

Hey, is it over? Jiang Cheng complained contemptuously.

Jiang Cheng sama, for today, I bought a new swimsuit!

Me too, bought the best looking swimsuit in the store!

And I…

Although I didn't buy a swimsuit, I chose my underwear according to Jiang Cheng sama's favorite taste.

Hey! Wait for me! Jiang Cheng raised his hand with black lines all over his head to stop him, What is my favorite taste? Can you stop saying such bad things? By the way, how do you know the type I like? ?”

The proprietress of the underwear shop said that men like this... The member of Baihua silently opened a corner of his clothes, and cast a charming little look at Jiang Cheng.

Yeah, Jiang Cheng nodded and commented solemnly, Eighty...

Just finished speaking, Jiang Cheng, who had two kunai pierced on the back of his head, rolled his eyes and fell down.

...

On the other side, Oedo Pool.

Because of the summer vacation and the hot weather, there is an endless stream of children and young couples coming here to swim. Of course, one of the reasons is that it is the best swimming pool in Edo, and it is not too much to say that it is an indoor water park. . There are slides, small waterfalls, rest areas, and beverage areas.

Watching a group of children frolicking in the water, clad only in board shorts and silver-toned blue lifeguard outfits, blew their whistles.

Okay, it's time for a break. Yinshi folded his hands and shouted to the children in the children's pool, Aren't your lips purple? Come up here for ten minutes, brats.

It's all right!

Leave us alone, lifeguard!

All the children expressed their dissatisfaction.

Then it's up to you, Yinshi replied disapprovingly, If you underestimate the swimming pool, it will cause irreparable things, and I won't care about it when the time comes.

Hahahaha, it's no use trying to scare us! After saying this, the children turned around and went to play their own way.

But at this moment, a girl's scream sounded, it was Kagura in a cheongsam swimsuit.

What's wrong?! Gintoki hurriedly ran towards Kagura who was waving on the shore.

Mr. Lifeguard! Kagura with twin ponytails yelled at Gintoki with an exaggerated expression, Please help us, my friend... just noticed that his lips were purple, and the purple spread in a blink of an eye... all over his body It's turned purple, Aru!

Looking at Xin Baji, who was lying on the ground, wearing beach shorts, rolling his eyes, his whole body turned purple and still twitching from time to time, Yinshi reprimanded him solemnly: Idiots! That's why I warned you!

Saying that, Gintoki squatted down, and began to press Xin Hachi's chest with both hands, Fortunately, the glasses are barely infected by the purple fungus, immediately bring a warm towel, warm soup, a gentle family and warm glasses !

As he spoke, Yinshi slammed hard on Xin Bachi's chest, and shouted: Wake up quickly! Ishikawa!!

The children in the children's swimming pool, seeing Xin Bachi spitting out a big mouthful of purple liquid, rushed out of the swimming pool and ran to the locker room in panic.

It will be infected by purple fungus!!

Looking at the children fleeing in panic, Yinshi hooked the corner of his mouth and snorted softly, Hmph, now you realize the horror of the swimming pool...

Before he could finish speaking, Gintoki was hit on the head with a plastic folding bench by Hasegawa who arrived at some unknown time with veins bursting on his face.

What the hell are you doing! The veins on Hasegawa's forehead were still throbbing, and he dragged his neck and spittled and yelled, Didn't I ask you to come and watch, so that the guests don't drown?! Why? Let the guests panic!

Hasegawa-san, Gintoki rubbed his head, turned around and explained solemnly, There is only a thin line between the so-called swimming pool and death, the pain when the nose gets water, and the green snot that gets on the shoulder at some point, Forget about taking away the dirty underpants of what everyone laughs at, people have the right to play by the water only when they know the horrors of these pools.

Then you don't need to know the horror of turning your whole body purple! Hasegawa retorted angrily, and then continued with a pleading expression, seriously, this is a job I found with great difficulty. , please work hard, okay?

As he spoke, Hasegawa put his hands on his hips, and continued solemnly: Take good care of the children who come here to make beautiful summer memories, and let them go home safely with their memories. This is the mission of our lifeguards, understand? ?!

Yes, yes! Sir! Saying that, Shinpachi and Kagura jumped into the swimming pool at the same time.

You two don't need to make memories!! Hasegawa broke down and shouted, then pointed at Xinbaji and continued with a displeased face, Glasses! You! You haven't complained about it recently, have you? Work hard for me! asshole!

Yin Shi, who was lying on a recliner behind Hasegawa and wearing sunglasses, crossed his legs and put his hands on his head, with an indifferent expression on his face, Don't worry, their duty is to ensure everyone's safety in the water, and I will ensure everyone's safety in the dream. Everyone's safety.

You just want to sleep! Stupid Caprio! Hasegawa turned around and shouted angrily.

...

Being dragged behind Hasegawa and passively going up the stairs, Gintoki made a voice like a can of dead fish: Hey, please forgive me, these brats who are ascetic as Ken Watanabe's head I’ve seen enough of your body, I’m here to spy on those bouncy boobed Prinieces.”

It's true that because it's summer vacation, all the little ghosts here... Standing on a high place, Hasegawa kept looking around with the binoculars in his hands, but then, Hasegawa suddenly discovered something, Huh? No, no, no, There are still things that should be there, and there are a lot of them...

Whoa! Gintoki exclaimed, Really, there are so many! And they are all gathered together! They are all bouncy and big breasted Prinieces!

Just after finishing speaking, Yinshi suddenly discovered something, put down the binoculars in his hand, and replied blankly to Hasegawa: I made a mistake, it's the A Nuojiu chaos Xinniang army.

Just finished speaking, the back of the head and the back were covered with Kunai's silver, rolled his eyes and fell down.

At the same time, Jiang Cheng's voice came: Oh, what a coincidence, Yinshi.

Looking at Jiang Cheng who was walking step by step, and the group of Baihua Baihua ladies who were wearing all kinds of swimsuits and surrounded by Jiang Cheng, who were tall but still covered their faces, Hasegawa said: Take your family out. Swimming?

Which eye of yours can see it? Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly, then pointed to Yue Yong who was holding a cigarette stick in his hand behind him, curled the corner of his mouth and said disdainfully, It was all forced by these guys. Come on, I have no interest in this kind of swimming pool for children. High-speed text hand typing may be the list of fake Gintama chapters