Maybe a Fake Gintama

Change your mind, Hasegawa-san, Gintoki, who was also sitting on the bench and eating grilled fish, said as he ate, If you are with these idiots, there will definitely be another accident. There will be no guests. It's better, right? Fortunately, these guys are very strong, so it doesn't matter if they are left alone. Let's take a good rest today.

That's right, that's right. Hasegawa, who was persuaded by Gintoki, pushed up the sunglasses on the bridge of his nose. After sighing, he stood up and raised his draft beer cup to clink a draft with Gintoki, who was also holding up a draft beer. , Even those who work daily have summer vacation! It doesn't matter if we take a break!

That's it! Anyway, this is just for those guys who don't want to watch the live broadcast of the Olympics and only care about the number of gold medals! Gintoki replied, And we don't have many readers at all! Even if you take a break, you won't be noticed. !”

Oops! Thinking about this, my mood suddenly got high! Hasegawa exclaimed and shouted excitedly: Can I do it all?! Can I take off all my clothes and swim butterfly in the swimming pool?!

Can I have a strawberry milk swimming pool?! Can I drown in strawberry milk?!

Yeah! It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter! As he said that, Hasegawa took off his lifeguard uniform, Because today is full of...

——Our paradise! Gintoki, who had picked up a huge can of strawberry milk at some point and was filling it into the swimming pool, and Hasegawa, who had pulled off his beach shorts and covered his mosaic area with one hand in a diving pose. shouted excitedly at the same time.

But just when Hasegawa went into the swimming pool and Gintoki was pouring strawberry milk to himself, a gunshot Bang! brought Gintoki and Hasegawa back to reality.

Gintoki and Hasegawa ignored the bullet-pierced strawberry milk bottle. After being stunned for a second, they turned their heads and looked at it blankly.

Hey - Lord Matsudaira, who was holding a pistol and holding a cigarette in his mouth, looked at Gintoki and the two with a slightly impatient tone, I've been calling you since just now, don't you hear me? Brother... put the beach on the beach Lend me your pants.

[That...that's...] Cold sweat seeped out drop by drop on Gintoki's face, his mouth was half-opened, his eyes were wide open, and his whole face began to twitch.

Oops, the person who was traveling with me suddenly said he wanted to swim, Songping Gong pointed behind him, with a bit of helplessness on his face, I told him that the bar would definitely be more fun, so~ So, here we are. We were in a hurry and didn’t bring beach shorts with us, but since it’s a swimming pool, there must be something for rent or sale here, right?”

With that said, Lord Matsudaira once again pointed his gun at Gintoki and the two, If not, take off yours within three seconds! One!

boom!

The bullet hit Gintoki's feet,

This made Gintoki feel frightened.

Don't be so arrogant, Katakuri Tiger. The young man with a turban on his head walked over slowly, Don't worry...

【That...that is! ! ] Looking at the young man who arrived, Gintoki opened his eyes wide and his facial muscles almost spasmed, [Could it be that that was...? ! 】

Shigemo pulled off his kimono and headscarf, leaving only a pair of white briefs on his body. He put one hand on his hip and continued seriously: Three generations of shoguns have been wearing ordinary briefs when swimming!

[The general will...will...the general will be stuck——! ! 】Gintoki and Hasegawa are all in bad condition.

Hey, are you okay? Mr. Matsudaira, who had his hands in his uniform pockets, reminded Mao Mao in a leisurely manner, who had his hands on his hips, Wearing briefs to swim will make you soaked. It's not Zhou. At six or eight o'clock, General Baofang's identity was revealed.

There is no way, Maomao's eyes were extremely serious, The general's family has been the Lonely Fang General for generations.

【Is...is that the problem! 】Gintoki and Hasegawa, who had put on beach pants and came to the shore at some point, were also covered in cold sweat, with black lines at the corners of their eyes, and the corners of their mouths twitched as they thought to themselves at the same time.

I have always wanted to swim in a place like the swimming pool, Maomao continued, then turned away and looked at Jiang Chengyi and the others playing in the swimming pool, with a bit of yearning on his face, This is also It’s a good opportunity for people to experience firsthand how to spend the hot summer. Moreover, the gentleman who promised to take me to Yoshiwara to experience the swimming pool is not in Yoshiwara, but... I didn’t expect to be here, maybe it is a kind of fate...

[Is it that bastard? ! ] Gintoki gritted his teeth and looked at Jiang Cheng, who was surrounded by a group of Hyakuhana girls in the swimming pool, and thought bitterly in his heart, [What kind of swimming pool does this bastard want to take the general to experience! There should be a limit to being naturally stupid! 】

Hey~ He is such a curious person~ Lord Matsudaira responded helplessly, turned around and walked away slowly, while reminding him, Then I'll go to the bar I usually go to first. Hello. , and you two, teach me how to play in the swimming pool. After all, we also escaped secretly, so we must keep the identity of the general secret.

Ah! Lord Matsudaira, who suddenly thought of something, raised his hand and waved, then reminded him in a casual tone, If an accident happens, both of you and I will lose our heads. That's it, please...

Looking at Lord Matsudaira who left without looking back, Gintoki and Hasegawa opened their mouths wide and shouted in their hearts with black lines on their heads: Wait...wait a minute! 】

Just call me young general, please give me some advice. Maomao said to the two of them in a very polite manner.

[Also... I want to reserve all the swimming pools for a good day off... Why would the general come to such a place? Why does the general always appear at such times? 】Yinshi twitched the corner of his mouth and glanced at Hasegawa at the side, and then looked at Mao Mao who was holding the supports on both sides of the disinfection pool and only sterilized there, 【Why only sterilize there? ! 】

Immediately afterwards, Yinshi looked at Jiang Cheng and the others who were playing darts (Kunai) blindfolded in the swimming pool, and thought to himself: 【Are you kidding me! This swimming pool is no longer an ordinary swimming pool. It is the magic sea area where the fools in Edo come to spend their holidays—the stupid Muda Delta! 】

Looks like you're having fun. Mao Mao, who had been sterilized there, came to the pool and looked at Jiang who was being forced to stand by the pool holding an apple with his back to the crowd, his expressionless face trembling all over his body. Cheng and Yueyong, who was blindfolded, holding a few kunai ready to release, and A Miao and others who were cheering for them, showed a bit of yearning on their faces, and said softly, I want to join them too. ...

[Where is the fun? ! If it wasn't for that idiot's health, he would have died a long time ago! An ordinary person would have been played to death long ago, okay? 】Yinshi crazily complained in his heart, 【Where did that kind of thing make you find it interesting? ! If it were you, it wouldn't work even once! 】

[Yin Sang...how...what should I do? 】Hasegawa twitched half of his face, looking at Gintoki with black lines all over his head.

【No way! 】Yin Shi's expression was solemn, his bloodshot eyes widened, 【Absolutely not! Letting the general join there is like throwing Ken Matsudaira, who only holds a pair of maracas, into a school of sharks! 】

【I know! Silver mulberry! But... what to do? ! Silver mulberry! If you don't let the general have fun, we... our heads will...! ! 】Hasegawa's expression gradually became frightened, and he even thought of a scene similar to the scene where his head was being pecked by a crow on the deserted river bank at dusk.

[It's useless to say these things now! 】Yinshi tore off his lifeguard uniform, took a swimming ring and went down into the swimming pool, 【I can only find a way to follow these idiots, let the general have a good time and return home! You help the general put on the swimming cap and goggles, and don't let those guys find out! 】

...

Yin Shi, who came to Jiang Cheng and the others with a swimming ring on, said, Well, stop for a while, everyone, listen to me.

What's the matter, Aru? Does Gin-chan want to play together, Aru? Kagura asked Gintoki suspiciously.

Yes, yes, but newcomers have to lift the apple three times. Jiang Cheng, who was full of bitterness on his back and head, clasped his hands and nodded in agreement.

What kind of rule is that?! Not even once! Who else can stand that kind of thing here except you! Stop it for me! Stop the game that kills ordinary people! Yin Shi With blank eyes, he tried to complain, then turned his head and pointed to Mao Mao who had already put on his swimming cap and goggles on the shore, And, it's not me, it's the one over there, that... the young general. You guys play together.

We're perfectly fine. A Miao replied.

No way, let him join, Miss A Miao. Kondo, who emerged from the water beside A Miao, said helplessly while holding his hands.

It's so cute, the little ape emerged from the water with one hand on his hip, and smiled helplessly, There is such a clumsy kid who doesn't know how to fit into the circle of friends~

Come here! Young General! Dongcheng stood up from the water and shouted towards Mao Mao, Come here! Young General! We are already friends! But it is forbidden to talk to the young master!

No, you are not qualified to say such things. Yinshi complained without thinking.

Jiangcheng sama! I've finished holding my breath in the water for ten minutes! Ge Ye and Waidaomaru said at the same time after standing up from the water.

The two of you are completely irrelevant! Gintoki complained angrily.

Hold it for another two hours. Jiang Chengcheng just glanced at the two of them indifferently, then turned his head to look at Mao Mao on the bank, his expression became a little serious, Yin Shi, that person...

[Is it exposed? ! 】Yin Shi was startled.

Are you wearing briefs? Jiang Cheng pointed at Mao Mao and looked at Yin Shi.

[Is this what you noticed? ! 】Yin Shi complained in his heart again.

Indeed, although we have nothing to do with each other, Yue Yong, who was standing beside Jiang Cheng, folded his hands and said, But the pair that man is wearing is not swimming trunks but briefs, right?

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