Maybe a Fake Gintama

On TV, the host explained unhurriedly:

Currently, [Love] is very popular in Edo. The feature of this love game is that the time in the game is connected with the time in reality and it is carried out in real time. When you wake up in the morning, I will say good morning to you. In the evening I will say goodnight to you.

Because the game is too realistic, now in Edo, there are boyfriends who can't leave this little lover for a moment...

Xin Baji in front of the TV frowned slightly and sighed, Oh, it's really disturbing. I can't distinguish between games and reality. If my life is eroded, I really won't be able to get a girlfriend.

As he said that, Xin Baji turned his face to the side and looked tenderly at the cute pink bathrobe girl with black hair, single ponytail and slightly flushed cheeks on the TS screen beside him, Right? Miss Baibai?

Hey hey... The virtual character in the game called Miss Baibai by Xin Baji smiled and nodded.

Sitting not far behind Xin Baji, A Miao covered her mouth with tears in her eyes and a look of unbearable expression. Jiangcheng, Gintoki, and all members of Kagura on the side were expressionless.

I really want to share some of our happiness with them. As he spoke, Xin Baji picked up the cake on the ground and gently handed it to TS's screen, Open your mouth, ah~

Ah~

At this time, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi who saw this scene stood up at the same time, and walked towards the door without the slightest hesitation.

I always feel like I'm making light bulbs, so I'll leave first. Gintoki said tentatively.

Anyway, I will wish them a happy life together forever. Remember to let me know when you get married. With that said, Jiang Cheng opened the sliding door.

But before Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi stepped out of the room, A Miao got up and grabbed her hair tightly at the same time.

Where are you two going?! A Miao kept smashing their heads to the floor with a black face.

bang bang bang...

Where did your younger brother go... Yin Shi, whose head was stuffed into the floor, replied weakly, He has been swallowed into a different dimension between the game and reality!

But...it looks very happy, if you are happy, don't bother them! Jiang Cheng, who was also stuffed into the floor, replied weakly, Congratulations, A Miao, if this continues, Xinbaji will sooner or later I will get married and have children in another world, and I will also come to the full moon wine...

What kind of world is that! It's useless if it's not the real world! Ah Miao yelled angrily with veins bursting out, and then covered her face with a troubled look, She said she wanted to introduce a girlfriend to me. , but suddenly brought that one, and it has been like that ever since.”

It's okay, Aru, Kagura stood up, pointing an index finger at A Miao, who was kneeling by the door, and comforted him, Dingchun will also piling on dolls when he is in heat, and he will naturally stop when he has played enough. Aru.

No! A Miao retorted excitedly, Because Xinjiang is in heat all year round!

Indeed... Jiang Cheng, who pulled his head out of the floor, clasped his hands and nodded, with a serious expression on his face.

What on earth do you think of Mr. Xin Baji? Yinshi, who also pulled his head out of the floor, came to the door and sat down, crossed Erlang's legs and propped his cheek with one hand, and complained expressionlessly.

Will love games turn men into that? A Miao raised her head and asked Jiang Cheng.

Don't ask me with the expression that you can get the answer from me for granted, it's very annoying... Jiang Cheng silently showed a blue vein on his face, I don't know, I don't play Galgame at all ah!

The so-called Galgame is a game in which many beautiful girls appear on the stage, and the purpose is to overthrow them.

Looking at Kondo who naturally opened the cabinet and explained to himself, Gintoki complained: Why does this guy appear on the stage as a matter of course? Why does he put on an expression of I'm always there?

A Miao, since when did your family have a pet? Jiang Cheng asked A Miao.

Ignoring Gintoki and Jiang Cheng's complaints, Kondo looked at the bloodshot eyes and completely focused on Xinbaji who was holding the TS and continued: That is to say, for unpopular men, this is a love that can neither hurt nor enjoy love. the only way.

From your point of view, it's really unconvincing, Aru. Kagura commented.

To put it simply, the less popular a man is, the easier it is to be addicted. Kondo continued self-consciously, For a super S-class Cherry Boy like Shin Hachi-kun, his degree of addiction would be unpredictable.

I don't want to be told that by a super S-class stalker, Aru. Shenke complained again.

Even I, who have played all kinds of Galgames, are addicted to it. This kind of destructive power is really indescribable. As he said, Kondo took out his game console and pointed the monitor at everyone, My girlfriend, That's what Sheath Flower Sauce said.

I'm Sheath Flower~ The black long-haired girl on the monitor greeted everyone with a smile.

You have been completely destroyed. Gintoki complained expressionlessly.

At this moment, A Miao reached out and snatched the game console from Kondo's hand, flung it to the yard with tears in her eyes and a face of grief, and shouted at the same time: How could this happen...then Xinchan might just stay there like this Is the side world never coming back?

Looking at the game console that hit the stone in the yard, Kondo burst into tears and shouted: Ah—sheath sauce—!

Have you tried to touch? Yin Shi asked A Miao.

Well, I wanted to take the opportunity to snatch the game console... As she said, A Miao turned her head and looked at Jiang Cheng who came to Xin Baji's side and tried to pick up the game console.

Just when Jiang Cheng's hand was about to touch the game console, Xin Baji, who had quick eyes and quick hands, picked up the game console first and held it in his arms, staring at his bloodshot eyes, showing a ferocious expression.

What are you doing?! Please don't touch Miss Baibai!!

It's like that... A Miao continued.

At this time, Jiang Cheng, who noticed Yin Shi and A Miao's eyes, spread his hands and shrugged his shoulders with a helpless expression.

Even the depths of my spirit have been eroded, and I even completely regard the game as my lover. In the yard, Kondo picked up his game console with tears in his eyes and said again, If you want to get in touch with him, you must first get in touch with him. He entered the same dimension.

So what are we going to do? Yinshi asked impatiently.

Need to say? Of course...

...

In a certain restaurant in Kabukicho, Jiang Cheng and Gintoki looked at the two game consoles on the table expressionlessly.

Sorry, I refuse. Jiang Cheng threw the game console in front of Kondo on Kondo without hesitation, and said with a blank expression, I don't have enough time to play this kind of game leisurely. Goodbye.

Seeing Jiang Cheng who turned away without the slightest hesitation, Kondo snorted softly, and said lightly: Well, one day you will understand the power of Galgame, maybe not today...

Before Kondo could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng, who came back from running again, sat down at the table panting.

It seems that you have understood... Kondo clasped his hands and closed his eyes and snorted.

Understood! Jiang Chengbai yelled, and then pointed to the Baihua ladies who were dating the game consoles on the table beside him, Why are even girls immersed in this kind of game!

Galgame does not distinguish between men, women and children.

Stop lying to me!

So you've noticed it. At this moment, Yue Yong's voice suddenly came from the side.

What? Jiang Cheng turned his head to look at Yue Yong, who arrived at some unknown time, holding a cigarette.

Of course it's that game. Yue Yong glanced at the Baihua girls who were all immersed in the game, they are all immersed in that game these days, and Yoshihara's security work cannot be guaranteed. so I hope…

I refuse! Jiang Cheng raised his hand to refuse without the slightest hesitation, No matter how you say it, I will never play that kind of game!

That's it, then there is another choice. Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng coldly, Let's shoot with all of them, and use your 200 million shells to blast them back to reality.

Stop joking! Jiang Chengbai yelled, Where did such a nonsense method come from!

Well, can I? Yinshi raised his hand and asked, Actually, I can do this kind of thing for you, please think about it carefully. But it may be a bit reluctant for one night, but if you give me a few more days, I can definitely do it. In terms of remuneration, around 200 million will do.”

Yue Yong, who ignored Yin Shi's words, said to Jiang Cheng calmly: In short, there are only two options, one is to enter the game to bring them back to reality, and the other is to use the [beep——] between your buttocks to pull them back to reality. They pull back to reality.

Don't say such bad things!

...

It has been about ten minutes since Yue Yong left, but Jiang Cheng still folded his hands and bowed his head expressionlessly.

Well, anyway, the two of you have no choice now. Kondo said in a deep voice, If you want to save them, you have to enter the same dimension as them!

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng glanced at Yin Shi, who was on the game console, who edited his name honestly despite saying that he didn't want to be physically active, then hooked the corners of his mouth in disdain and stood up.

I don't know how to choose either method. After all, I can't get addicted to that kind of thing. I can't get into that kind of world. As he said, Jiang Cheng walked towards the group of Baihua girls, However, I will use my own methods to pull them out.

Don't mess around in this kind of place! At least find a hotel! Gintoki reminded hastily.

Shut up! Who would do that kind of thing in this kind of place! Jiang Cheng turned around and cursed, then stopped, turned around again, took a deep breath, narrowed his eyes and revealed With a smile on his face, Well, everyone! Instead of dating that kind of thing, how about... how about going on a date with me today?

In an instant, all the young ladies present at the scene raised their heads at the same time, and all of them looked at Jiang Cheng in disbelief as if waking up from a dream.

If you go, throw away the game console in your hand and follow me.

After finishing speaking, Jiang Cheng turned around and walked slowly towards the door.

Two seconds later, all the Baihua girls cheered at the same time, threw away the game consoles in their hands, and rushed towards Jiang Cheng.

Can I go to the movies? Jiang Cheng sama?

Hi, hi~ Jiang Cheng replied helplessly.

Can I go shopping? Jiang Cheng sama?

Hi hi~

Can I go to the amusement park? Jiangcheng sama?

certainly.

Looking at Jiang Cheng who was surrounded by a group of Baihua girls and walked out, Gintoki asked Kondo expressionlessly: Hey, what's going on? Didn't you say that they can only be rescued by entering the game world?

Maybe... special circumstances? Kondo replied with some uncertainty.

...

Outside the door, Yueyong, who was leaning in the alley beside him, listened to the cheers of the members of Baihua, lightly exhaled a puff of cigarette, and murmured softly: What a...incredible man.

At this moment, Jiang Cheng's voice suddenly came from one side.

Yueyue, won't you go? Jiang Cheng pointed to the game console in Yueyong's other hand, If you go, remember to throw away the game console.

I haven't started playing yet! Yue Yong yelled with blushing eyes, then turned her head and said to the air beside her, Can you testify for me? Darling...

Jiang Cheng: ...

Everyone in Baihua: ...

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