Maybe a Fake Gintama

Bet? Jiang Cheng glanced at Yue Yong with strange eyes, and then revealed a look of disdain, Hey, what's going on?

It has nothing to do with you. Yue Yong turned away and replied coldly.

That's it... Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and smiled, Then the comfort trip has nothing to do with me, you just have fun.

The time is five o'clock tomorrow morning, prepare in advance. After leaving this sentence, Yue Yong opened the sliding door and stepped out of Jiang Cheng's room.

Hey, wait a minute, Jiang Cheng turned around and stopped expressionlessly, Didn't I tell you that it has nothing to do with me? Why did you tell me the time? If you don't go, I won't go no matter what!

up to you……

…

The next morning, at dawn, Jiang Cheng, who was curled up in bed and still snoring, suddenly felt a biting chill creeping in through the gaps in the quilt. His body trembled subconsciously, and then he tucked the quilt tightly. .

Is the air conditioner... broken? Jiang Cheng huddled up with his eyes closed, complaining unhappily, It's really... this kind of weather...

Just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly noticed something wrong or a subtle sense of inconsistency, and then slowly opened his eyes.

Looking at the Baihua ladies and sisters lifting themselves and their blankets in the air, Jiang Cheng took a deep breath after being silent for a long time.

Where...is this?! Jiang Cheng jumped down wrapped in a quilt, rolling his eyes and angrily complaining, What on earth is going on?!

What's going on? A young lady from Baihua looked confused, It's just a consolation trip...

So... Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth and said word by word, Your comfort trip has nothing to do with me! Ha...ha...haqiu!! This kind of snowy and cold weather is really killing me...

Looking at Jiang Cheng, who was shivering under a quilt with a snot in his nose, Yue Yong seemed to have only contempt in his eyes.

Jiang Cheng, who could not stop shuddering, complained expressionlessly: Why... why do you look at me with such contempt? What did I do? Did I do something bad? You're the ones who did bad things, right! It's you who dragged people out in this kind of weather, right! By the way, Yueyue, what bet did you make with them? Is the bet on me? The bet is on this Do you want to play such a prank on me in the cold weather?! Just stop it!

Actually, the leader is...

A young lady from Baihua was about to speak but was suddenly interrupted by Yue Yong.

Shut up! Yue Yong shouted quickly, but her face turned red unconsciously. At the same time, because she was too panicked, she accidentally dropped or threw out several kunai. What's even more coincidental is that all the kunai hit Jiang Cheng's head accurately.

Plop...

Jiang Cheng, who rolled his eyes and fell face down on the snow, struggled to raise his head, revealing his forehead full of blood, twitching the corners of his mouth and asked cautiously: Um...did I say something I shouldn't have said? Why? …Why?

Ah, I'm sorry. Yue Yong walked over slowly, squatted down and pulled out the kunai on Jiang Cheng's head one by one, If you don't pay attention...

Your carelessness is really... terrible. Jiang Cheng lowered his head and complained silently, If you are not careful, you will shoot something terrible, and if you are not careful, you will take away the most important life of others. …”

…

On the other side, Shimomo, who had heavy dark circles on his face, accompanied by Katakuri Tora, arrived at Yoshiwara at dawn...

I'm really sorry... Rilun had an apologetic smile on his face, Jiang Chengsang's words just started.

Departure? Maomao was puzzled, What you mean by departure is...

It's just a simple pleasure trip, Nichiwa explained with a smile, and then as if he suddenly thought of something, he smiled softly and sighed, But I didn't expect that the child would actually think about that man. When I was there, I actually arranged this kind of comfort trip without telling him.

By the way, why did you leave me alone again?! Haruta on the side was wearing the apprentice uniform of the dojo, waving the practice bamboo sword in his hand and muttering unhappily, Besides... I told you that you don't need to go to the dojo. Why do you continue to practice? I want to go skiing too——! It’s so unfair! The adults are all too cunning! Cunning!”

Haruta, in three more hours you can stop and rest for five minutes. Hinawa waved his fist and cheered with a smile, Come on~

Ah——! I'm not happy——! I'm so angry!! Haruta shouted in collapse while waving his bamboo sword.

Skiing... Looking at the heavy snow that was falling continuously, Maomao murmured softly, then turned back to look at Rilun again and smiled politely, Then I won't disturb you.

…

Shigemo walked out of the gate of Yoshihara. Before he could say anything, Mr. Matsudaira spoke first.

Don't worry, I won't tell anyone about this kind of thing. Mr. Matsudaira put his hands in his coat pockets and said slowly, Besides, don't show such a disappointed expression anymore, one day all men will become That's it. Although it's really a bit early for you. At this age, you have already caught up with the speed of men my age...

Katakuri Tiger, Shigemo said slowly without paying attention, The skiing thing I mentioned before...can I trouble you again?

Huh? Mr. Songping was stunned for a moment. His small eyes under his sunglasses slowly glanced at Maomao. After seeing the soft expression on Maomao's face, he sighed in a low voice, There is no way. , since it is your request, then you can only let me, an old man, make another trip. It just happens to be a holiday for those brats...

…

Really choose to organize the settlement.

Huh? A comfort trip? Fourteen was leaning in front of the door and looking at the snow. He turned around and looked at Kondo, who was sitting on the kotatsu in the room, with strange eyes.

Ah, Kondo nodded and said solemnly, In such a cold weather, all the rogues should be hibernating. Let's go skiing to improve our morale, said Matsudaira.

What kind of wind is this blowing? Fourteen held a cigarette in his mouth, leaned against the door with his hands in his trouser pockets, and casually retorted with his eyes closed, How could you leave Edo alone and run out to play? Besides, the uncle usually tells us to climb to work even if we have to crawl, which makes us feel suspicious no matter how we think about it.

You think too much, Sougo, who was also sitting in the kotatsu, said, We have been working non-stop since we joined the crew. If human beings are corrupt at heart, they cannot accept others. It’s a good idea.”

A guy whose soul has been corrupted has no right to criticize me. Fourteen turned around and retorted without thinking.

If you are really worried about Edo... Sougo spoke again and suggested, Just divide it into the Kondo team and the Hijikata team, and let one of them stay. If it is Hijikata-san, he will definitely be able to protect Edo alone. household.

Hijikata reacted and immediately complained: Why is there only Hijikata-san in the Hijikata team? Why has it been decided that I will stay alone?

Let's go together, Sougo looked at Kondo, who was holding his chin and closing his eyes in deep thought, and persuaded, Even orangutans have to hibernate.

I'm not a gorilla... As he said this, Kondo picked up an orange from the table and started peeling it, completely unaware of the muzzle of the pistol that appeared at his side at some point.

??! !

After a gunshot, looking at Kondo slowly falling to the ground, Fourteen quickly shouted: Kon...Kondo-san!!

If you don't want to hibernate, then sleep here forever. The culprit of the gunshot just now, Lord Matsudaira, said with a cigarette in his mouth, A beast that doesn't know how to rest its fangs cannot survive the winter.

Ah...Uncle! Fourteen then noticed the person coming.

Forget it if you are alone, Kondo. The pistol in Matsudaira's hand was still pointing at Kondo who fell on the ground, but you are the gorilla as the leader of the group.

During the gap between Matsudaira's speech, Kondo slowly got up, biting the orange that had been pierced by the bullet, his eyes wide open, and there was still a feeling of shock on his face.

So... so dangerous!! Kondo said incoherently.

One of your judgments can make the tribe disappear into the snow. Even so, if you still have to rely on those fragile fangs to rush forward, then I will break your fangs here.

With that said, Lord Matsudaira pointed the muzzle of the pistol at Kondo's head again.

Do you want to see tomorrow? Don't you want to see tomorrow? Make your choice now. If you don't choose within three seconds, I will blow your head off. One...

??! ??! ??!

Kondo hurriedly fell to the ground, hugged his head and huddled up to avoid the bullets, and shouted: Where are two and three?!

Who knows that kind of number? Mr. Matsudaira said with disdain on his lips, A man can survive as long as he remembers one.

With that said, Lord Songping took a step forward and asked Shi Shi who was leaning against the door with his eyes closed and silent: Hey, Shi Shi, what are you going to do? Rest or die? Give me a choice, give me a choice quickly. !”

Fourteen didn't care about the gun pointed at him by Lord Matsudaira, If I want to stay, someone has to help Boss Kondo clean up the mess.

No, you also need to rest. Songpingong retorted instantly, and then pulled the trigger again.

??!

Fourteen tilted his head slightly to avoid Matsudaira's shot on the door frame, and complained speechlessly: How much do you want us to rest?

Song Pinggong took a step forward and put the pistol against Shi Shi's forehead. There was a bit of gritted teeth on his face, Uncle, I'm just worried about you! I've already told you that there's no other meaning!

Sougo, who was sitting on the kotatsu beside him, stared at the farce in front of him with squinted eyes and an expressionless expression. Of course, it wasn't that there was no inner activity at all. Shoot! Shoot! You should shoot! Sougo shouted in his heart.

I really can't see that you are really worried about us... Looking at Lord Matsudaira who was gnashing his teeth in front of him, Fourteen complained silently.

Yoshi! Then we have decided that everyone will participate together! Go and get ready! Mr. Matsudaira made the decision for everyone very readily.

Awesome~ Dad, you are pretty good~ Sougo praised.

Ah - Mr. Matsudaira seemed to have suddenly thought of something, and added again, There is one more thing I want to tell you. There is someone who wants to travel with you. Anyway, it's not the kind of thing that requires a lot of trouble. Guy, just take care of him.

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the other side.

Ha Qiu! Jiang Cheng sneezed, put on his winter coat and tied a thick scarf, sniffed and shuddered, then showed contempt on his face, What on earth do you think? Why do we need to go skiing on a comfort trip? Can't we find a hot spring or something?

Are you sure you want to go to the hot spring? Yue Yong glanced at the excited Baihua crowd, and then glanced at Jiang Cheng again, Yes, yes, but if something bad happens, I... don't care oh.

After being silent for a long time, Jiang Chengcai narrowed his eyes again and smiled, That's right, skiing is also pretty good. When it comes to winter, skiing is the only thing. Everyone, are you all ready?

OK!×n

Then, first, two people form a group... take the cable car! Jiang Cheng raised his hand and shouted, and then turned to the Baihua people who immediately started fighting when they heard two people form a group, Then... no fighting!

Only then did all the Baihua ladies stop moving.

It's true, I arranged a comfort trip for my subordinates, so you should give me some snacks. Jiang Cheng spread his hands and complained helplessly.

Hurry up. With that said, Yue Yong turned around and got on the cable car that had just arrived.

Then me too... Jiang Cheng had just turned around and was grabbed by a group of Baihua girls before he could start.

Jiang Chengsama, come with me!

No, let's team up with me!

Get out of the way, Jiang Chengsama obviously wants to be with me!

Get out of your way! I just watched a love movie about skiing yesterday, and today it's finally time to practice it! Jiang Chengsama, after encountering an avalanche, I will use my body to keep you warm!

Let go of Jiangcheng-sama! It's me who has to keep Jiangcheng-sama warm! No matter where it is, I will take care of it all!

it's me!

it's me!

it's me!

Looking at the Baihua people who were fighting again, Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and was silent for a moment. Then he looked at the shorter Baihua member who remained silent and said, Well, let's work in groups of two. . They shouldn’t be able to end it unless they decide the winner today.”

Jiang Chengsama... the Baihua member replied in a low voice, I am... still young, and it will take a few years before I can do that.

Huh? Jiang Cheng became expressionless again.

But! Miss Baihua, who was capable of misunderstanding, spoke again, If Jiang Chengsama really wants that, I...I will endure it!

Do I look like that kind of person?! Jiang Cheng complained with all his strength, eyes popping with veins, No way! I will never cross that cordon! After all, have you learned from them? What is that! Why would you think of something like that?!

After saying that, Jiang Cheng turned his face away, crossed his hands and spat in displeasure, It's true, Yueyue doesn't know what she's thinking, she actually ran away alone. She's not one of my subordinates...

(Still a chapter, the network... is still paralyzed and collapsed.)