Maybe a Fake Gintama

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Looking at the three people who were still fighting for the vinegar kelp, Fourteen said angrily: Hey, what are you doing? Idiots? If you want to get in the way, get out of my way and go back to nature. You are actually taking important food. Come and play…”

With that said, Fourteen pretended to be casual but actually very deliberately threw the mayonnaise on his left hand on the ground, and at the same time gently raised the corners of his mouth to form an imperceptible evil smile.

Oops, the mayonnaise fell out~ What should I do?

In an instant, everyone present stopped what they were doing and looked expressionless.

However, Sougo was the first to react at this moment, and then he instantly stood up and picked up the mayonnaise on the ground. After getting up, he threw the mayonnaise in his hand off the cliff without any hesitation.

Seeing Shizuo who couldn't control his body and stretched out his hands to follow Mayonnaise while shouting and running down the cliff, Sougo clapped his hands and said calmly as if nothing was wrong: This way no one will be in the way.

After saying that, Sougo turned around and squatted down again to continue building his igloo.

At this time, Shinpachi looked at Sougo who was busy in front of him and couldn't help but asked: Okita-san, is that an igloo?

How could there be a hut in such a deserted place? Sougo continued his work, answering and explaining without looking back, There may not be caves or caves nearby. But there are too many words for snow. That’s it, so just hide in the igloo to avoid the wind and snow.”

At this time, after hearing Sougo's words, Gintoki and Kagura, who were still fighting for the vinegar kombu, stopped at the same time and showed a teasing look on their faces.

Oh, oh, oh, did you hear that? Miss Kagura? Gintoki said in a sly voice with an affected look on his face, They seem to be hiding in the snow to avoid the wind and snow~

Pfft hee hee... Kagura covered her mouth with both hands with a teasing look on her face, It seems that the monkeys in the countryside are becoming more and more like wild beasts~ How can they hide in the snow to keep out the cold?

Even if you hide from Frieza-sama's cold-blooded attack, it is inevitable. Gintoki faced Kagura, but his eyes secretly glanced at Sougo and continued to taunt, You have forgotten that even if you are a subordinate, you will still be destroyed. Is Vegeta in his hometown suffering?

Sorry... Jiang Cheng held his forehead again and sighed, Kagura... seems to have never been to school. Without this kind of common sense, there is nothing that can be done. As for Gintoki, he always slept during school...

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly noticed something. It was Yue Yong who also had a look of disdain on his face. In an instant, Jiang Cheng degenerated into pea-eyed eyes.

Hey, do you mean you don't know that? Do you mean you don't even know that common sense?

What? Yue Yong was puzzled, Vegita?

Sorry...I forgot that you have never been to school. Jiang Cheng replied silently.

Then, if you don't believe it, go in and give it a try. Sougo looked at Gintoki and Kagura in front of him with slight contempt.

No, thank you for your kindness. We don't want to freeze to death. Gintoki raised his hand to refuse without thinking, and then as if he suddenly thought of something, he pretended to be kind and reminded, Ah, wait. Please don't worry if water leaks in later, because it can easily be confused with the toilet~

As soon as Gintoki finished speaking, he was kicked in the butt impatiently by Fourteen who had picked up the mayonnaise and climbed up the cliff.

Okay, come in quickly!

At this time, Ginzai reluctantly climbed into the igloo, followed closely by Kagura, who climbed in reluctantly.

ten minutes later……

On the snow beside them, Jiang Cheng gave Yue Yong and Xin Baji a vivid and vivid igloo lesson, carefully explaining how the igloo works and how to maintain the temperature.

...Do you understand? Jiang Cheng threw away the branch in his hand, folded his hands and concluded,

As long as there are many people and they stay long enough, the temperature in the igloo can reach more than ten degrees above zero or even more than 20 degrees.

I see... Yue Yong nodded lightly.

Awesome, Jiang Chengsang! Xin Baji praised, I didn't expect you to have such a reserve of knowledge! It's really eye-opening!

Why is it that even though you are praising me, you don't feel any respect at all? Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly, then turned away and snorted disdainfully, I have always kept this knowledge of survival in the wild in mind. It’s in my head, otherwise how do you think I survived so many years of wandering?”

Didn't you survive by cheating on food and drink? Yue Yong complained disdainfully.

Who would do that kind of thing?! Jiang Cheng said instantly unhappy.

I don't know why, but I feel sad all of a sudden... Xinbajiu pushed up the glasses on the bridge of his nose and complained silently.

Immediately afterwards, Shinpachi suddenly thought of something. He quickly turned around and leaned down to Gintoki and Kagura, who were lying flat in the igloo, and asked: How are you? Gin-san, Kagura-chan? Ah, Gin-san? Kagura...chan?

At this time, the two of them were lying quietly in the snow house. No one said anything, they just stared blankly above their heads like sages with satisfied faces.

【What is this? This is so annoying...] Kagura thought to herself.

This feeling... is so warm... Gintoki thought in his mind, And it's not just physical warmth, it seems like it will melt my heart. It's so... reassuring. 】

【What's this? What is this feeling...? ] Kagura asked herself over and over again in her heart.

【This...this is like...】

【It’s the same as in mother’s womb...】

Seeing the appearance of the two people in the snow house, Sougo had a faint dark smile on his lips and said: But I won't lend this to you, because you seem to have a better place.

It's okay... Gintoki replied pretending to be brave, If you don't want to borrow it, then I won't. I don't want to stay in such a narrow and dark place...

It's hard to turn around in this terrible place.

Hearing Kagura's somewhat disgusted tone, Fourteen instantly felt unhappy and said, Then get out of here! Why are you lingering in there?

Didn't you let us in? Gintoki retorted, I'm already giving you a lot of face by being willing to come in and wallow.

Puff——

After hearing the noise, Fourteen quickly covered his nose: Hey! You bastard farted in there!

Hey! While shouting, Gintoki stood up with Kagura riding on his neck and directly pushed the top of the snow house through, Yoshi! Then let's find a place to spend the night!

Where did you come from?! Shiliu felt bad for a moment, pointing at the two of them and saying angrily with white eyes.

Huh? Gintoki looked confused, or maybe it should be said. Well, because the hole is too small, I think it's better to come out from another place.

Are you kidding me?! Fourteen pointed at the two of them and complained angrily, You did it on purpose! You just sabotaged it because you were unwilling to do so!

…

Ten minutes later, as the blizzard became increasingly severe, Jiang Cheng and his party aimlessly looked for shelter in the forest.

Hey, how do you want to compensate? Fourteen was still pointing at Gintoki with a look of displeasure and muttering, The snowstorm is getting worse and worse. By the way, those stupid things just now are just a waste of energy! You guys Do you really want to freeze to death?”

Calm down, Mr. Bangs. Jiang Cheng dug his ears and said impatiently, There is only one way to save us in this situation.

Who is Mr. Bangs?! Fourteen clenched his fists and said unhappily, How can there be any way?! There was indeed a way just now, but now there is no more! Being completely fucked by this natural curly hair and that idiot niece of yours It’s destroyed!”

Gintoki and Kagura turned their faces away at the same time, pretending not to know anything about it, and stretched out their little fingers to pick their nostrils.

Don't think you can evade responsibility by pretending you don't know anything! You two! Fourteen pointed at the two and said angrily.

I told you to calm down, Jiang Cheng said again, then glanced at Fourteen and raised an index finger, Isn't there one last way?

[This is about to start again...] Xin Bajiu pushed up the glasses on the bridge of his nose and thought to himself.

【Ah, there is no doubt about it. ] Gintoki and colleagues Kagura nodded.

Huh? What method? Fourteen looked suspicious.

Jiang Cheng replied seriously: Actually, Liu Haijun, you care too much about things like shelters, but you ignore things that are more important to our survival in this situation.

The only thing left besides shelter is food...

No! It's not! Jiang Cheng interrupted and corrected with a serious face, It's not that kind of thing! If you want to survive in this kind of weather, there are more important things!

Something more important? Fourteen still looked suspicious.

That's right! The most important thing! That is... After nodding, Jiang Cheng raised his hand and pointed at fourteen, and said with a serious expression, Spiritual will!!

Spiritual will?

Don't you think that before those material conditions are met, you must first have a very strong spiritual will? Jiang Cheng asked in a calm tone.

That's right... Fourteen nodded honestly, and then held his chin and thought, At this time, spiritual will is indeed very important. People with weak spiritual will are definitely better than those with weak spiritual will. Strong people are more likely to be defeated by such extreme weather...

It's not just that! Jiang Cheng spoke again, Spiritual will not only has this little influence, it... can even help us resist the cold and strengthen our physical condition!

If you insist on saying so... Fourteen's face showed a bit of confusion, It's not wrong...it can barely be done to that extent.

After hearing this, Jiang Cheng's lips curved into an imperceptible smirk, and he asked again: So, now, what do you think we should do to allow our mental will to affect our physical condition so that it can withstand this kind of snowstorm? ?”

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