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Master G, that's enough.

At this time, Maomao's voice came from the direction of the members of the meeting group.

Go ahead, this is the general's order.

Looking at Maomao, who was protected by a group of returning team members, who was full of determination, Liuten Maizo murmured: Sir General...

It's...no need to be loyal to anyone anymore. Maomao continued with soft eyes, It's enough. For the rest of the time, just follow your heart and live. You can go wherever you want, and you can see whoever you want. , the path you want to take...this country will open it up for you.

but…

Go ahead, the two guards outside the door helped you out when I came in. Jiang Cheng interrupted Wu Zang and continued, I thought you could go out earlier, but I didn't expect you were delayed until now. .Don’t worry here, if you want to ask why...

Before he finished speaking, a dozen secret guards and Naraku who were rushing toward Jiang Cheng stopped at the same time. The next moment, all of them fell down with their eyes wide open and blood spurting from their chests.

I'm super strong~ Jiang Cheng held up the umbrella and gently wiped the blood sprayed on his face with the thumb of his other hand. He squinted his eyes and said with a smile, Use words that can be easily understood by you. Bai’s words are…”

Before Jiang Cheng finished speaking, Liutuan Wuzang suddenly discovered that Jiang Cheng had disappeared in front of him!

This kind of country... Jiang Cheng, who came to Ding Ding at some point and put his arms around Ding Ding's shoulders familiarly, continued, If you show your true strength a little bit, I can win it without any effort on my own. .Do you think so? This weak silver-haired guy?

Protect Master Dingding! Only then did Hao react, and he quickly raised his hand and shouted to the Narakus.

Calm down, everyone. Jiang Cheng reminded with a smile, My movements are faster than you think~ If I accidentally hurt this old man... maybe something very regrettable will happen. ~

Seeing Jiang Cheng's calm demeanor, Long raised his hand to stop a group of secret guards and Naraku who were about to rush forward.

If Wig saw this situation, he might jump up with joy. Jiang Cheng raised his face and cursed with a smile, then shook his head slightly and continued with some emotion, I accidentally did my old job. What…

You traitor...! Ding Ding gritted his teeth and said, his vicious eyes had already killed Jiang Cheng countless times in his heart.

I've already told you that I'm no longer from this country~ Jiang Cheng slumped his shoulders and said nonchalantly, I'm your favorite celestial being to grovel~ How about it? Doesn't this scene remind you of the original invasion of celestial beings? When? Are your knees already unconsciously wanting to kneel down towards me?

The invasion of heavenly beings and the founding of the country are inevitable!

Huh? Jiang Cheng said in surprise, I also know about this kind of thing. Did I say you did something wrong? Why do you think I think you did something wrong?

But you guy...

But, old man, Jiang Cheng patted Ding Ding's shoulder familiarly and continued, those warriors who used the swords in their hands and used the name of anti-barbarian patriots to resist the invasion of their country in the early days of the founding of the country, Did they do something wrong?”

Do you still need to ask?! Of course you did something wrong! Ding Ding replied without hesitation, They don't understand political affairs. Not only did they call the shogunate a traitor, they even rebelled against the gods privately, which worsened the relationship between us and the gods...

Stop, stop, stop, old man. Jiang Cheng shouted and stopped, What I want to ask about is not this kind of political affairs. What I want to ask about is not the consequences of them irritating the gods and letting them directly participate in the war against the foreigners or even interfere in the internal affairs... All I want to ask is, is it wrong for them to resist foreign invaders for their own country? Is it wrong to want to protect their country? Until they are abandoned by this country,

They were strangled on the battlefield by the compatriots who had betrayed their country, but they still had no regrets... Is it wrong?

You don't know anything about politics and you are not a member of this country. You are not qualified to judge what this country does! Ding Ding said with an excited tone, No, even the people of this country are not qualified to judge what is right or wrong in this country!

Ha, what a stubborn old man~ Jiang Cheng scratched his hair a little irritably.

Jiang Chengsang... Maomao shouted to Jiang Cheng.

Ah, I almost forgot. Jiang Cheng seemed to have suddenly thought of something. He looked at Liutuan Wuzang standing in the yard and said with a smile, That's enough. Today's war is over. Your boss Your boss said you can retire at this age, so hurry up.

Wuzang, today...

The furious Ding Ding was about to say something, but was completely suppressed by the killing that broke out and disappeared in an instant on Jiang Cheng.

Don't be so stingy~ Jiang Cheng continued with a smile, I'm just asking you for an old man who has no use whatsoever~

No!! Ding Ding roared angrily, This country belongs to me! Everyone must listen to me!

Has personal lust actually defeated the fear of death? Jiang Cheng murmured, This is the first time I've met such a guy. If that's the case...

Do you dare to kill me? Dingding glanced at Jiang Cheng without fear, After killing me, this country will not let you go. The messenger of heaven is also here, and heaven will not let you go. For a Is it worth it for a wandering girl who is about to die of old age?

You are really good at joking, old man. Jiang Cheng smiled and said, Even if you ask a kid who has never gone to school, he will understand that it is certainly not worth doing such a thing for a wandering girl who is about to die. But. Ah, old man...

Jiang Cheng's expression changed slightly, and he glanced coldly at the secret guards and Naraku who had gathered in the yard but did not dare to make the slightest move, You seem to have made a mistake, that is, for me, what you said Those things are indeed not as important as that wandering girl who is about to be buried, because now... I am their king. But compared to those things you mentioned, they have nothing to do with me. Do you... understand?

You guy...!

Actually, there is one last thing I forgot to mention... Jiang Cheng leaned into Dingding's ear and continued in a low voice, It's the things you mentioned... I'm not scared at all~ By the way, do you want to try it? Before the god you mentioned came to the earth, how far could I, the king of hell, who came from the earth to the earth, be able to achieve?

Aren't you curious about how many people in this country can be dragged into hell? To be honest, I'm quite curious. Of course, if you are also curious, you can continue speaking in the same tone as before~ I don’t mind at all~”

Ding Ding remained silent probably because he was really frightened by Jiang Cheng.

Did you see that GREAT disgusting old man? Jiang Cheng waved to Rokuten Maizo and said with a smile, We have reconciled. He said you can retire. As for the pension, we will work hard later. Let’s talk about it. After all, it might be because he was too short for time and he didn’t prepare anything. Otherwise, how could he have only prepared such a cheap dagger? Don’t worry, I will have a good chat with him in accordance with the Oedo Labor Regulations.

Go, Mr. G. Maomao also walked out of the group of returning team members, and said softly to Rokuten Maizo with eyes, Here... there are no longer your shackles.

Lord Maomao...

Looking at Maomao in front of him, Liutuan Wuzang murmured, and then glanced at Jiang Cheng who was smiling with squinting eyes and the encouraging eyes of Princess Chengye who had been hiding under the floor not far away, and finally Only then did I make up my mind.

Turning around, holding his head high and walking resolutely, Rokuten Maizo wiped his cloudy eyes and said without looking back: This road opened by this country is the smoothest and easiest that I have ever walked in my life. Pleasant road.”

Looking at the back of Rokuten Maizo leaving, Sasaki wanted to say something, but after glancing at Shimomo who was looking at the back of Rokuten Maizo softly, he finally gave up.

Maomao sighed softly: I really hope that one day, everyone in this country can be like Mr. G and embark on such a relaxed and unfettered road...

I'm sorry to interrupt you at this time, General. Sasaki turned back and glanced at Shimomo who was standing aside. If you want to realize that wish, you can't continue to be as simple as before.

That's right... Maomao sighed softly, and then glanced at Jiang Cheng who was chattering to the dark-faced and silent Ding Ding, But it's really hard to choose. I really got it. Some things, but lost some equally precious things. Is this true growth? It’s incredible...

Well... Jiang Cheng suddenly raised his hand and suggested with a smile, Since everyone is not fighting now, let's just disperse like this? How about that?

Sir General, when you made friends before, didn't you care that the other person was an idiot? Sasaki asked Xiang Shimomo.

Look, everyone, I'm just here to settle an old score. Jiang Cheng continued, But I got into a fight with so many people in a daze. It's such a loss no matter what, and I just didn't We have agreed with this old man that this time I will give him a few 50% off coupons for the Yoshihara Ugly Girls Club and he will not care about what happened today. Right? Old man?

With a dark face and an expressionless expression, Ding Ding did not reply or make any move.

Haha, this old man is just shy. Jiang Cheng patted Ding Ding on the shoulder and said with a smile, My hobbies are announced to the public like this, no matter how you say it, you will be a little shy. Everyone is Men, you should understand, right?

No, I don't quite understand. Xinnu raised her hand and replied, I'm not a man.

Don't worry about that kind of thing. If you don't understand, just go and become a man, Jiang Cheng replied casually, Anyway, you already have a sword. You can just put another one on your crotch. It will become a double sword. Sword style~ It will become super powerful~

Before Jiang Cheng could finish his words, Xin Nu came over like she was drawing a sword!

brush!

It's so dangerous! Jiang Cheng, who crossed his legs, wiped the sweat from his forehead, I almost got hit by the hidden sword~ Phew~ I really broke out in a cold sweat~

Hey, you... Xinnu, who was leaning forward and making stabbing movements, raised her eyes and glanced at Jiang Cheng.

I just said that, am I so impatient? Jiang Cheng continued with a smile, and then glanced at the sword between Ding Ding's buttocks in front of him, But I didn't expect that what you wanted to install was this kind of old man's sword. Well, I feel like it will be scrapped after just a few uses.”

At this time, Dingding endured the severe pain of being pierced in his crotch, and looked at the letter girl in front of him with only resentment in his eyes.

Old man, this kind of thing has nothing to do with me~ Jiang Cheng shrugged with a sigh on his face, But in line with humanistic sentiments, I can exchange the Ugly Girl Club coupon I just prepared to give you for the Shemale Club With a letter of introduction, I’m sure you will be able to start a new career there in the future! With this Dual-Knife-style young lady, you will definitely become the king of transvestites! Let’s go conquer the great transvestite road together!”

Ding Ding clenched his fists, gritted his teeth, and his whole body began to tremble slightly. However, how much pain and anger accounted for it may only be known to him.

Are you determined to go against Heaven? At this time, Long asked Xiang Jiangcheng calmly.

No, I'm not interested. Jiang Cheng shrugged. As I said at the beginning, I just came to settle an old debt. It was you who dragged me into such a troublesome thing on your own. In the end, If you let me take the person away smoothly from the beginning, nothing will happen later. Then... don't discuss your heaven with me. Your heaven has never been the same as mine. But... your heaven If you dare to cover the sky over my territory casually, I will drag it into hell. Do you understand?

Listening to Jiang Cheng's words that showed no emotion but were nothing but threats, Hao didn't react at all. Instead, he calmly said something that many people present did not understand.

Did Yoshida Shoyo teach you these things?

In an instant, Jiang Cheng's pupils shrank.

Shut your mouth, Jiang Cheng glanced at Long coldly, If I hear that name coming out of your mouth again, I will kill you.

Sure enough, a beast is a beast, and there is still no change at all. It was the same ten years ago, and it is still the same now.

As he spoke, he moved, and he instantly leaned over and rushed straight towards Jiang Cheng, while murmuring softly.

The mission continues.

Seeing the secret guards and the Naraku who were moving at the same time in an instant, Nobunaga drew out her sword without any hesitation and rushed towards the secret guards and Naraku who were attacking the Mikai group.

At the same time, Jiang Cheng calmly raised his umbrella and put the end of the umbrella against the back of Ding Ding's head, Does this old man really not care about his life at all?

Hazy! Ding Ding shouted.

It's okay, Lord Dingding, if you want to ask why...

Before Lu could finish speaking in front of Ding Ding, Jiang Cheng, who was standing behind Ding Ding, suddenly opened his eyes wide, then covered his chest and spit out a large mouthful of black bruises.

The sudden change shocked everyone present.

boom! ! !

No one knew what he had just done, but they only knew that after one blow, Jiang Cheng suffered countless wounds from the sword that stabbed vital parts of his body. At the same time, Jiang Cheng was also blasted into the yard!

Jiang Cheng, who had smashed the entire wall and was covered in wounds and blood, spat out two big mouthfuls of black blood again.

Looking at the blood in his hand, Jiang Cheng's lips curved into a sad smile, Is it... poison again? It's indeed exactly the same as ten years ago.

Ten years ago, in the last war, Hao slowly came to Jiang Cheng, in order to deal with the most terrifying monster, the swords of all those who went into battle were coated with chronic poison, but I didn't expect that You were able to hold on for seven days and didn't fall until you killed the last enemy...

At that time, it was you... Jiang Cheng wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, raised his head and glanced at Hao in front of him.

Everyone in the world is afraid of wild beasts, but the more powerful the beast, the more likely it is that the enemy will be underestimated, Hazy continued calmly, Just like before, you blocked the main force of the gods and the shogunate army, but you never thought that you would be hit. I fell into such a trap. But failure is God’s will...

God's will? Jiang Cheng curled his lips in disdain, It's really an annoying word.

I advise you not to move, Hazy reminded lightly, This is a poison specially made for a beast like you. It is colorless and odorless and cannot be distinguished by the body. Just one milligram can completely poison a beast. Elephant poison. It will continuously destroy all the nerves and cells in your body. Even a body as powerful as the Night Rabbit is no match for it. Also, except for your head, all your vital points have been pierced by me. , the victory is decided, beast.”

Really, Jiang Cheng shook his head helplessly, then raised his head and glanced at the bright sun in the sky, Today is really not a good day to settle old scores. It would be better if you just stay in the room and play games. .”

Hazy, is it over yet? Dingding returned to his calm and calm posture at this time.

It will be over soon, General. Hazy replied calmly.

Then why don't you introduce me to your acquaintance now?

Sir, this is the orphan of Kansei Prison. Hagi replied calmly, Back then, the samurai were not completely extinct. In the later stages of the war, when they lost their mentors and the samurai abandoned their swords and surrendered one by one, a group of vain men stood up. A group of people who rescued someone from that prison, that is, these people called the last samurai, the heinous sinners who committed crimes against heaven, and the unforgivable criminals - Yoshida Shoyo. In order to rescue this master And those who take up the sword are his disciples.”

Shut up...shut up. Jiang Cheng lowered his head and murmured, I told you, if I hear that name coming out of your mouth again, I will kill you.

Lu, who didn't care at all about Jiang Cheng's words, then asked: Sir, do you still remember this name?

Yoshida...Songyang? Ding Ding held his chin and continued with a hint of joking, Oh, is there such a person? How could I remember these caterpillar corpses used as pedals one by one? If he is a big sinner, maybe I There will still be an impression, what on earth did this man do?”

This... I can't remember clearly, Long replied softly, I just remember that he was a teacher who taught children in the countryside to learn literature and martial arts.

Is that all?

Don't say that, sir, Hao gently shook his head, Those who form cliques for selfish reasons without any reason will be treated as signs of rebellion and punished. This is exactly what you asked for.

I see. It seems that my decision was right. Ding Ding curled his lips slightly, and then looked at Jiang Cheng with split eyes, Yoshida Songyang, it is a sin to teach such a treacherous person!

Maybe. Jiang Cheng's voice suddenly sounded from behind Ding Ding, If you want to ask me what sins I have committed that I feel are unforgivable, I can't count myself. But...

Lu's pupils shrank, looking at the empty broken wall in front of him, he quickly looked back, but it was too late, Jiang Cheng had already waved the umbrella in his hand without any hesitation.

grown ups!

boom! ! !