Maybe a Fake Gintama

One morning, Hengdokan Dojo.

After hearing A Miao's decision, Xin Baji showed a shocked expression and let out an incredible exclamation.

Eh--?! You want to recruit more students?! Sister...sister, did you not forget that setting? I thought you would develop this place into a night dojo...

Really, A Miao, who was sitting on her knees in front of Shinpachi, laughed and scolded, Am I like that kind of heartless woman? I'm just doing my best to wait for destiny. When I went to TSUDATA a while ago, God suddenly told me It’s almost time to take action…”

You just remembered it when you were reviewing the DVD volume 2! Shinbaji complained at the top of his lungs in an instant.

At this time, Jiang Cheng, who was sitting under the eaves, held his chin and said expressionlessly: I don't know if she is a heartless woman, but a woman who rushes to other people's homes in the morning and drags them over is indeed not something that can make people happy. A woman that people like.”

What are you talking about? Jiang Chengsang? A Miao squinted her eyes and looked at Jiang Cheng sitting under the eaves with a smile, As someone who has supported our gym from the beginning of this work, , you can definitely understand my feelings, right?

Private Marseille, I can't remember when I supported something like this.

What are you talking about? A Miao smiled, Isn't the only apprentice of Tiantian Wuxinliu now recommended by you?

Qingta? Jiang Cheng finally remembered, then held his forehead and let out a long sigh, Ah, because I don't appear much, I almost forgot about the existence of that kid.

Shinpachi lowered his head, pushed up the glasses on the bridge of his nose, and complained silently: I don't know what's going on, but I suddenly feel that Haruta-kun, who is currently in a private school, is a bit pitiful.

But at that time, I was just too annoyed by that kid, so I just threw him here. As for supporting him, I didn't dare to support him. Jiang Cheng shrugged and continued.

It's even more pitiful. Shinpachi answered silently, then showed a smile and praised, But Haruta has really worked hard for so long. She comes to practice every weekend and holiday. Now she has I have become a very qualified apprentice of Tian Wu Xin Ryu!

That kind of thing doesn't matter anymore. Jiang Cheng waved his hand without looking back, As long as he doesn't hang around in front of me when he has free time, I will pay him every cent of the tuition. Ah, By the way, if possible, let him live here and never return to Yoshiwara.

How much do you hate Haruta-kun...

A Miao was minding her own business at this time and said: In short, after six hundred chapters, including the tuition fees that Jiang Chengsang paid for Qing Taijun, we have saved a lot of money. If we want to take action, we can only do it now. .”

Gintoki, who had been sitting under the eaves silently since the beginning, said casually: What are you talking about in your sleep? No one will learn swordsmanship nowadays, right? The era of sword-wielding is over. …”

As he said that, Gintoki pressed his nostrils with his little finger and turned back to glance at the two people in the room, From now on, it's the age of super young wives waving Kato tea.

When did it become a topic between Kato Cha and Shimura Ken! Shinpachi complained angrily.

Nowadays, children's dream is no longer to become samurai or ninjas, Aru, Kagura, who was sitting between Gintoki and Jiangcheng, turned back, raised an index finger and closed her eyes and replied, but to get married. It’s time to give Kato tea, or peek at the idol’s backing band and dancers from behind.”

I don't remember this day and age being so dirty!

Tch, you guys are still out of step with the times as always, Jiang Cheng curled his lips and said with disdain, How could it be that kind of thing? Now...

Saying,

Jiang Cheng took out the smartphone he just bought, This is the era of virtual currency!

You are too ahead of your time!

Uncle, what is the virtual currency Aru? Kagura asked Jiang Cheng curiously.

Humph, as expected, no one knows, Jiang Cheng chuckled, with a look of pride on his face, Precious metals, stocks, funds, none of those things can compare to virtual currencies!

It is true that I heard that the Orangutan Fund suffered a lot of losses some time ago. Xin Baji nodded and said, Did you say that you are now switching to virtual currencies?

Kagura-chan, the so-called virtual currency, Jiang Cheng raised an index finger and talked. The most important thing is the word virtual, which means that it does not exist in reality!

Uh...that's true. Shinbachi murmured.

Kagura, do you have money now? Jiang Cheng asked Kagura.

No. Kagura shook her head slightly.

Then start closing your eyes and imagining! Jiang Cheng continued seriously, Imagine in your brain that you have more and more money. That money is virtual currency!

How is that possible! That's just a delusion! Shinpachi spat loudly.

Hmm, I've already imagined a room full of gold coins, Gintoki asked with his eyes closed, What's next? Should I take them out of the fantasy?

Even Cobb can't do that kind of thing! You idiot Prio! Shinbachi complained again.

Don't touch my money Aru! Kagura shouted with her eyes closed, Those are all my money!

Gintoki instantly became unhappy: Huh?! It's obviously mine! I imagined it! It's all the money I'm going to use to buy strawberry milk!

Looking at Kagura and Gintoki who were fighting for some reason, Jiang Cheng nodded and continued: In short, this is basically a virtual currency. Because it is an imaginary currency, there is no need to worry about losses.

It's just a joke! What you are talking about has nothing to do with virtual currency!!

So, A Miao, Jiang Cheng turned back to look at A Miao and suggested, In this era, the dojo must keep up with the times. I have already thought of the plan, and the name is - Virtual Dojo ! Keeping up with the trend of the times, people can’t help but want to invest money when they hear it.”

Shinpachi twitched the corner of his mouth and complained silently: It sounds like a pirated online business simulation game of so and so, but...if it were in Edo, it feels like it would be popular for a while.

Huh? A Miao was stunned for a moment.

Right? Jiang Cheng smiled and continued, First of all, Miao, you should follow Gintoki's example and close your eyes, and then start to imagine that your own dojo has become the most famous dojo in the universe. The virtual dojo is basically complete. Now. You can turn your home dojo into the most popular dojo in the universe without spending a penny...

Just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng realized that A Miao, who had come to him at some point, squinted her eyes and smiled extremely sweetly.

Looking at A Miao who was gearing up, Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, Huh? What are you going to do, A Miao? Have you already started imagining it?

Two seconds later, ignoring Jiang Cheng who was hit by his punch in the yard, A Miao clapped her hands and continued: This moment highlights the importance of swordsmanship.

Do you think you can't relieve your anger with just your fists? Xinbachi said expressionlessly with his beady eyes narrowed, then turned away and looked at Jiang Cheng, who was lying in a large font in the yard, And Jiang Cheng Cheng Sang, although you said it very tactfully, I can still tell that you advised your sister to stop having boring dreams.

Now this ancient Japanese traditional culture is about to become extinct, A Miao's expression gradually softened. I think it is our duty to protect this traditional culture and pass it on to the next generation.

Gintoki, who had already decided the winner with Kagura and had all the virtual currency in his brain taken away by Kagura, frowned and sighed: But, have you ever smelled the smell of kendo arm guards? That one is not used for arm protection. , don’t change your career to make natto-wrapped wheat straw. And because you are wearing a face protector, you can’t tell who is who in the animation, sealing the throat with a sword, etc. He really wants to kill someone, let that thing be in Isn’t it also our duty to disappear in this era?”

Have you really practiced swordsmanship? Shinbaji complained angrily, his mouth twitching.

It is true that some parts are behind the times, A Miao continued slowly, so I think it is very necessary to absorb the trends of the times and improve them to protect the tradition. Therefore, I want to update Tenten Wushin-ryu.

Update? Xin Bajie made a confused sound.

That's right, A Miao nodded, then stood up and shouted with her movements, Become the Heavenly Wuxin Lightsaber Style!

Where did you leave the tradition?!

But the lightsaber style can really hit the hearts of children, Kagura said after getting tired of counting virtual currencies, Maybe there will be gods who will learn from it.

That's not the problem anymore.

Is it a problem with the force? Jiang Cheng shrugged as he got up.

It's not that anymore! We will encounter more difficult copyright issues before we care about that kind of problem! Xin Bajiao complained angrily with his eyes wide open, and then curled his lips with a look of helplessness on his face, Besides, who will teach that lightsaber style?

this problem has been solved.

Huh? Shinpachi was stunned for a moment.

There is a very suitable candidate. A Miao narrowed her eyes and explained with a smile, Someone who understands our Heavenly Wushin-ryu and can use a lightsaber. Shin-chan will definitely be surprised when you see it.

Just as A Miao finished speaking, a man dressed like a Jedi Knight walked over and stopped at the door of the house under the gazes of Jiang Cheng, Gintoki and Kagura.

Hey, the man with a long scar on his right eye raised his hand and said hello to Xin Baji, Long time no see. You have grown up, Xin Zai.

Looking at the man who appeared at the door with a grin on his face and a refreshing smile on his face, Xinbajiu just watched in concentration. After a few seconds, Xinbajiu reacted.

His eyes were moistened for a moment, and snot and tears spurted out at the same time.

Ah... Brother Ah Yi!

Looking at Shinbaji who jumped into his arms, the man - Omi laughed, and reached out to pat Shinbaji on the head: Hahahaha, my strength has become stronger.

Brother Hajime, you're still alive, Shinpachi cried with joy and kept rubbing Omiichi's chest, It's great, it's great!

…

Huh? Past coach?

Gintoki, who was sitting opposite Omiichi, still looked confused.

Really? Jiang Cheng pinched his chin and looked at Omiichi with strange eyes, Was there really anyone in this dojo before?

Don't underestimate people, Jiang Chengsang. A Miao said with a smile, Our dojo was still very prosperous at that time.

I'm Omiichi, Omi said carelessly, If you find it troublesome, just call me Obi-Wan.

No, that way is more troublesome. Gintoki replied.

During my absence, thank you for taking care of Miao and Xinzai. Let me also say thank you to you. After saying that, Omi put her hands together and looked at Jiangcheng, Gintoki and Kagura across the table. People thank you.

“Thankyouvery hamni da!”

Gintoki replied: Thank you? Hamnida? Huh? In the end, which country are you from, Hamnida?

Omi's eldest brother has been traveling around the universe all year round, so he has learned the dialects of many planets. A Miao explained.

Ah haha, I'm so embarrassed to say that my words are so difficult to understand.

No, why did you learn to say bad things to Su in the universe? Gintoki complained.

Yin Sang, Jiang Cheng Sang, Shinpachi explained excitedly to the two of them, Brother Aichi is very powerful. He became the instructor of our dojo at a young age. His swordsmanship is famous in Edo, and he is also famous in Edo. Therefore, he was selected as a swordsmanship student abroad and went to the universe. However, he was involved in the explosion of the central tower transmission device. We thought he would never come back.

Ah ha ha ha... Omiichi laughed again, and then explained, The moment the explosion occurred, I was miraculously teleported to the planet on the border. In this case, I thought I would just practice swordsmanship there, but inadvertently I became the strongest person there. I had no choice but to wander from planet to planet and was inadvertently given this strange nickname. After that, no one dared to challenge me anymore. It was so boring. It’s back to Edo again.”

How amazing! He actually became the Sword Master of the Universe! Xin Baji exclaimed, Sure enough, Brother Ayi is really amazing!

No, no, I'm still far behind Xinzi's father.

Hey, what is the Space Sword Master? Gintoki asked Jiangcheng and Kagura expressionlessly with narrowed eyes.

Not only the character, but also the nickname is annoying Aru. Kagura complained silently.

I don't want to have anything to do with a person with this kind of personality. Jiang Cheng said silently, I feel like he is definitely the kind of egotist who doesn't listen to what others say.

Yeah. Gintoki and Kagura nodded at the same time.

However, I didn't expect that the dojo would become so dilapidated, Omi sighed, Xinzai, A Miao, I'm really sorry for not helping you when you were in the most difficult time, Su!