Maybe a Fake Gintama

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Anyway, I finally managed to recruit a few disciples.

Omiichi grinned and looked at Kondo, Kyuubei and Kagura in front of her, then looked back and looked aside because she was curious and ate a piece of fish that Ami made that gave off an ominous dark aura and was now lying on the floor. Haruta, who rolled his eyes and lost consciousness, continued to talk carelessly.

Welcome to our paradise Wuxin lightsaber flow.

Saying that, Omiichi scratched the back of his head in embarrassment and continued, Oh, I'm so sorry for causing you to suffer just now. But I didn't expect you to be so powerful. I accidentally used my full strength.

Omi turned away and glanced at Gintoki and Jiang Cheng, who was thoughtfully covering Haruta with a white cloth and mourning in silence.

However, the strongest samurai who can open up the path for the school have already arrived. From now on, let us promote the lightsaber style to become the best school in the world! Right? Instructor Sakata? Instructor Esari?

Ah, yes, Coach Omiichi. Gintoki answered casually, flicked his little finger, curled his lips and continued, I'm too lazy to continue complaining.

Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and replied: Well, I'm not a samurai, and I don't want to join this kind of dojo.

Ah haha, Coach Jiang Cheng really has a sense of humor. Miichi Omi slapped Jiang Cheng on the back with her mechanical right hand very skillfully, and laughed with her face raised.

In an instant, veins popped up on Jiang Cheng's forehead, and he replied with a smile:

Did you really hear what I said? Can you stop talking to yourself like that? You already said you're not a samurai! I don't want to join this kind of place at all!

OK OK! Omiichi made an OK gesture and winked, Instructor Jiang Cheng will be responsible for the funny part from now on! I understand! Now is different from before, and various elements are also needed in the dojo. .”

I'll really kill you...

Omi was minding her own business and shouted energetically to Kondo and the others in front of her: Anyway, let's drink to our new start tonight!

Jiang Chengsang said it really has to be Chinese wine, Xinbaji walked over with a tray of wine at this time, Brother Ayi, can I have beer?

No,

I want soju and gasoline.

It's true, A Miao couldn't help but laugh, You're joking again, big brother Oumi.

a ha ha ha…

At this time, Kondo, who had been silent all this time, finally couldn't help but slowly raised his hand, and said tentatively with black lines in the corners of his eyes: Well... I'm sorry, Coach Omiichi, I have a question.

What is it?

I have deeply realized the power of the lightsaber style, Kondo tugged at the corner of his mouth and continued cautiously with a reluctant expression, It's just... well, even if we learn the lightsaber style,... we don't think we can do it. That way...

Don't worry, Omi comforted with a smile, As long as you master the tricks, you can learn it soon. Right? Instructor Sakata, instructor Jiang Cheng?

Gintoki, who was already obviously a little drunk, burped and replied casually: That's right, that's right, just like one day when you suddenly took off the training wheels of a bicycle, you naturally learned to ride a bicycle. It's the same as that.

No, Coach Sakata, Kondo retorted excitedly in an instant, You will never learn! The training wheels are still spinning!

Speaking of which... Kubei looked at Omiichi's mechanical right arm and slowly analyzed it, I don't think that's a trick that humans can use, right? And that mechanical arm, you just said that you are not even half of it. Human, right? What does that mean?

Kyuubei, you really don't understand, Jiang Cheng, who was sipping a sip of wine, waved his hands and said with a sigh on his face, Kids are like this nowadays. In order to pursue those boring and self-righteous things, The trendy thing casually replaced himself with a mechanical arm or something, something similar to that...that tattoo, right? Gintoki.

Kondo complained again: No! Those are two completely different things!

Yes, hiccup~ Gintoki replied casually, The kid who thought that putting on a mechanical arm would make him cool, but now there are a lot of them on the street. They secretly use their parents to change their body to one or two robots. It’s very common to get tattoos on your arms or something secretly behind your parents’ back.”

No! I said they are two completely different things! Kondo complained crazily, I have never seen anyone on the street casually put a robotic arm on their body!

He will naturally understand this kind of thing when he grows up. Now it's useless no matter how much you say, just give up. Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said nonchalantly.

Why do you think Coach Omiichi is like a delinquent!

Ahahaha... What an interesting group of people. As she said that, Omi lowered her head and glanced at her right hand, Sorry Su, I'm not a bad person. But what this young lady said just now is that she doubts my right hand. Is there a switch? It’s just a prosthetic leg that I lost on my right hand after the accident.”

Seeing the doubt on Kyuubei's face, Gintoki folded his hands, nodded and said to himself: This can't be done, Kyuubei, you don't want to admit defeat, so you are acting shamelessly? It's also a shame to admit your own weaknesses. Kind of powerful!

As he spoke, Gintoki pointed at Kyubei, Go and copy the word [stallion] a hundred times before tomorrow—!

Kubei replied: Then please ask Coach Sakata to copy [idiot] a hundred times before tomorrow.

How do you write [idiot] in Chinese characters?

Here. Jiang Cheng placed the mirror in front of Gintoki, The one inside is an idiot.

Huh? Is this what an idiot feels like? Gintoki stared at himself in the mirror, I feel a little disgusting, a drunken man with natural curly hair who has no energy at all...

Aru is the one who writes kanji. Kagura raised the white paper with the two kanji written on it [Gintoki] at the right time.

At this time, Omi stood up and said to everyone at the same time: If you still have doubts, let me take a look. I said that I am not a human being and there is no special meaning.

With that said, Omi took off her coat.

I have been wandering in the Milky Way for many years, and half of me is no longer a human on Earth. But the spirit of the other half of the Edo people has never been forgotten.

After opening her shirt, Omi revealed her mechanical right half.

how?!

Looking at the silver metallic mechanical body on the right half of Omiichi's body, Kondo complained crazily in his heart: It's better to say he's half an Edo man than half a robot! 】

So didn't you say that? Omi shook her right hand and continued, The laser is not emitted from the right hand, but from the right half of the mechanical body.

Ah, you're so big!! Kondo finally couldn't help but complain.

What's going on! Shinbaji's eyes widened with disbelief on his face, and he shouted in horror: How did your body become like this? Brother Ayi!

A Miao also had a shocked expression on her face, her pupils trembled slightly, and she murmured: Ou...Omi's eldest brother...

What? Didn't you realize that I'm a robot? Omiichi asked in confusion, and then grinned again, You are such a careless guy, aren't you? Coach Sakata? Coach Jiang Cheng?

Eh? What? Gintoki, who was busy writing the Chinese characters [Gintoki] repeatedly on the paper, replied without looking up, Eating hamburgers tomorrow? Really?

It's a robot! You're too laid-back! Kondo complained while scratching his neck.

Isn't this kind of thing common? Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said disapprovingly, Aren't you making too much of a fuss?

I am always as big as you!! Kondo complained again.

How can a man who has been separated for many years not change at all? Jiang Cheng shook his head and sighed, Even if you can't tell from the outside, the inside may be far different from before.

What you said are two different things! Kondo complained again.

Robot? Brother Ayi, you...

Ah, Omi explained to Shinpachi and Miao, Actually, when I was involved in the accident, my right half of my body was fatally injured. It's really embarrassing to say that I have already died once.

Huh? Huh——?!! Xin Bajiu started to speak incoherently in surprise, Death... died once, that means...

But luckily, the advanced recovery technology on that planet transformed half of my body into a machine, so I came back to life.

As he said that, Omiichi clenched his right fist again, Becoming the number one swordsman in the galaxy. For this dream that I once lost, I came back from hell...back...back...back...

Before she finished speaking, Omiichi's red right eye, which was a different color from her left eye, lost its light, and then she rolled her eyes and fell to the ground.

Hey! He just climbed out of the hell gate and fell back into hell, Aru!

Brother Hajime! Shinpachi quickly squatted down to check on Miichi's condition, and shouted anxiously, Cheer up! What's going on?

At this time, A Miao on the side suddenly remembered what Omiichi said just now [I want soju mixed with gasoline].

Oops, I thought it was just a joke... As she said that, A Miao turned around hurriedly, I'm going to buy gasoline! Shin-chan, carry my eldest brother into the bedroom!

…

late at night.

After checking Omiichi's body, Mr. Gengai covered him with a quilt and sighed softly.

Looking at the old man Gengai in front of him with his back turned to him, Shinpachi asked: Mr. Gengai, what is the situation?

Unfortunately, it's not that we ran out of gas. As he said this, Mr. Gengai turned around and opened his right hand, revealing the dark matter inside that was still exuding an ominous dark aura and asked, Who made it happen? He eats such highly poisonous food. This is not a substance that exists on the earth. As far as I know, there should be no such substance found in the universe...

At this time, Kagura, who was secretly looking at the situation in the room through the crack in the door, said: Ah, that one is the eldest sister...

Before Kagura could finish speaking, A Miao instantly retreated to the door and closed it hard, then laughed and said, It must have been picked up and eaten somewhere in the universe. It's true, Omiichi Big brother is too dishonest.

But forget it, Mr. Gengai said, standing up and looking at Omiichi, who was sleeping soundly on the quilt in front of him, and continued, Anyway, I should let him spit out the foreign object. Give him some soju. Just mix it with gasoline. This guy can't eat anything else.

Having said that, Mr. Gengai turned around and opened the sliding door to leave, but before he could step out, he was stopped by Shinpachi again...