Maybe a Fake Gintama

Just as Gintoki and Omiichi...no, the man who should be called Kanofi were fighting with their lives, two unexpected guests arrived on the ship on the Pii Yume star outside the earth...

Kondo and Kyuubei, who claimed to be Tenshin Lightsaber Style, teamed up and infiltrated the ship of Bii Yumeixing.

As soon as the two appeared, they destroyed the device used by the Piyimengxing people to recover Kanofi.

At this time, Piyi Mengxing, who was in the spaceship, discovered that his spaceship was unknowingly surrounded by the Earth's Shinsengumi spacecraft.

At the same time, Konofi, who was fighting Gintoki on Earth, finally came to his senses and figured out some things.

It turns out that the blow that Gintoki stabbed in the chest at that time in Hengdokan affected not only his own emergency system, but also... his own communication function!

Gintoki is just buying time and plans to use this period to let Kondo and others find a way to stop the laser cannon!

Looking at Gintoki who was covered in blood but had a relaxed expression in front of him, Kanofi, who had just been hit hard by Gintoki, turned away and spat out a mouthful of blood.

As if he saw what Kanofi was thinking, Gintoki slowly said: Didn't I tell you? No one will come here except me. Will you disappear from that body first, or will I disappear first? , let’s test our endurance a little bit.”

But Nolfi grabbed the lightsaber that fell on the ground with his left hand and stood up slowly at the same time.

Stop talking nonsense!!

Looking at Konofi, who was rushing straight towards him, the corners of Gintoki's mouth slightly raised, and a smile appeared on his serious face.

…

Ah...ah...

On the streets of Kabukicho, Jiangcheng, who was walking side by side with Yue Yong at the front of the group of Hyakuhana ladies, suddenly stopped, raised his face, looked up at the night sky, and let out two sighs.

Hearing the sound, Yue Yong stopped and frowned slightly, glanced at Jiang Cheng strangely, and said impatiently: Hey, come back quickly...

Jiang Cheng gently interrupted Yue Yong's words and asked: Yueyue, why do humans work hard for something that has no way to reverse the outcome? They even risk their lives for it. I...I don't understand a little bit. The outcome is obviously destined, but There will still be so many idiots...

After a moment of silence, Yue Yong replied softly: Probably... I want to grasp the slightest trace of possible miracles.

A miracle...? After murmuring softly,

Jiang Cheng smiled and shook his head, Maybe. But for some people, they will never put all their efforts on the possibility of a miracle. Those who would do that are just idiots... …”

Yue Yong folded her hands, turned away, and snorted softly, saying: In my eyes, you are already a complete idiot.

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng didn't say anything, just raised his lips slightly and started slowly.

After walking a few meters away, Jiang Chengcai replied: No, even if you are an idiot, there is a difference. At least I have never believed in that kind of thing, and I have never wanted to put everything on that kind of thing. Because …”

With that said, Jiang Cheng stopped again and raised his head, squinting his eyes and looking at the night sky with a smile. He paused before continuing:

I am a general. If even a general pursues that kind of thing, then those people behind him may become that kind of idiot one by one. The more painful it is, the more you should laugh?

Sorry, I can't say that. You can laugh loudly when you are happy, and cry without any scruples when you are sad. Isn’t what the general should do to hold up such a free sky for those behind him?

Whether it is a person with only a few followers, or a person with tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands, tens of millions or even more followers, if you can't even do this, at least I can He will not be regarded as a general.

On the contrary, even if no one follows him, he is still trying to hold up such a sky for those around him. I would like to regard him as a general.

There are still people. Yue Yong got up at some point and came to Jiang Cheng's side. She crossed her chest with one hand to show off her proud bust. The thumb of her other hand pointed at the Baihua ladies behind her.

Aren't there still a bunch of nymphos?

Euchi sama~!

A group of Baihua girls rushed up with shouts and surrounded Jiang Chengli on three floors outside.

By the way, Yue Yong was pushed aside by the excited Baihua ladies.

Looking at the Baihua ladies who were chattering like a flock of sparrows around Jiang Cheng, several black lines slowly fell on Yue Yong's forehead, and a blue vein popped up on her cheek unconsciously.

You are so noisy!! Yue Yong rolled her eyes and shouted angrily, then pointed at Jiang Cheng, What is so good about such an idiot man?! Are you all blind?!

Yo Xi, everyone! Jiang Cheng squinted his eyes and raised his fists and shouted, It's finally come to the ground together. Let's go on a happy date together today!

Oh——!×n

All the Baihua girls cheered at the same time.

How old are you for a date! Yue Yong rolled her eyes and shouted angrily, Yoshihara still has a patrol job!

No, according to the normal development, Yueyue, aren't you going? Jiang Cheng pretended to be confused, then showed a smile again and raised an index finger, Then I will leave all patrol matters to Yue. It’s been a month, thank you for your hard work~”

Thank you for your hard work, leader!×n

You guys... Yue Yong gritted her silver teeth and squeezed out these few words from her throat.

Jiang Cheng, who completely ignored Yue Yong's words, raised his hands again and shouted with narrowed eyes: Everyone, let's go have a late-night snack first, and then watch a movie. Let's go!

Let's go!×n

Finally, the unbearable Yue Yong finally broke out, pointed at Jiang Cheng's nose, rolled her eyes, and shouted: I told you there is still work! Where do you want to take them?! After the late night snack and the movie What do you want to do?! You scum!

Chief, do you still need to ask about that kind of thing? A Baihua girl replied matter-of-factly, It will definitely be an amusement park after that.

No amusement park is open at this time! Yue Yong complained crazily, Have you stayed with this idiot for a long time and become an idiot too?!

Jiang Cheng instantly became unhappy, rolled his eyes and shouted angrily: How rude! Who is the idiot?! Even I know that no amusement park is open at this time!

What are you talking about? Jiangcheng Sama? A Baihua girl asked in confusion, then she deliberately puffed up her chest and showed a matter-of-fact expression, The adult amusement park is dedicated to Jiangcheng Sama 24 hours a day. The door is open!

I see... Jiang Cheng nodded, his eyes locked on a certain part of Miss Baihua who was unusually plump, You are talking about that amusement park. Indeed, in a sense, that can be considered... It's an amusement park. An amusement park for men and women...

What do you want to do to my subordinates, you bastard?! While shouting, the kunai in Yue Yong's hand had already been taken off.

Whizzing!

puff!

Bah——!

Boom!

Jiang Cheng, who rolled his eyes and fell to the ground, murmured: No, I'm not ready to do anything... I just took a look at the amusement park from a distance. I haven't even bought the tickets for the amusement park yet. …”

I think you are ready to step into the gate of the amusement park! Yue Yong retorted angrily.

Jiang Chengsama! A group of Baihua ladies quickly gathered around.

Hurry up and go back to patrol——!!

Eh- a Baihua girl complained with a long voice on purpose, Obviously Jiang Chengsama said that he wants to go on a date with us.

I am the leader of Baihua! Get back to work quickly——!!

Huh--

All the Baihua ladies expressed their dissatisfaction, but in the end they reluctantly left under Yue Yong's coercion.

Jiang Cheng got up and smiled softly as he looked at the backs of the Baihua ladies walking further and further away.

Well, she already looks like an ordinary girl.

How does it look like?! Yue Yong rolled her eyes and said angrily, They're just a bunch of idiots with rings on their heads!

I'm talking about you, Yueyue. Jiang Cheng turned back to look at Yueyong and said with a smile.

Yue Yong was inexplicably stunned for a moment, but then she suddenly noticed him again. In an instant, she raised her foot and kicked Jiang Cheng to the ground and stepped on him vigorously.

You bastard, can you change the position of your eyes when you talk to a woman?! Yue Yong scolded while stepping on her, You scumbag!

That's just a subconscious conditioned reflex! Jiang Cheng defended, Believe me! I have no interest in your European style at all!

Hearing the sound, Yue Yong filled two more veins on her face and stepped harder...

By the way, while Jiang Cheng was making trouble, there was a kid named Seita who was tied to a chair in front of the Hendokan and was trembling because of fear.

If you want to ask why, it may have something to do with the group of detectives who were playing with their hands and looking at him with evil expressions around him.

By the way, I almost forgot to mention that there is a flag on the right side of the chair where Haruta is tied that says Tenten Wushin Lightsaber Style Senior Brother: Haruta, and a flag on the left side that says Tenten Wushin Lightsaber Style. Consult Registration Office] flag.

Well... Well, actually this matter has nothing to do with me. Do you believe it? Haruta said with a trepidation and a smile.

Although there is only one left, we can still catch him and report him to the police. The leading detective grinned with a ferocious smile.

Qingta defended tremblingly: I told you that it has nothing to do with me! I was just kidnapped by Brother Jiang Cheng when I was sleeping at home! I don't know anything about the rest!

Take it back and ask for credit! The leading police officer turned around and shouted to the other police officers.

Oh!×n

Looking at the policemen in front of him who didn't listen at all, Haruta looked up to the sky with tears in his eyes and shouted, Why, why did it become like this!! Who, who, please save me!!

But obviously, although there won't be any at night...