Maybe a Fake Gintama

Seeing the crowd rushing in crazily, Xin Baji loudly advised: Calm down! They are lying! Even if you buy something like that, you can't change it back!

Everyone, look here, look here, Yinzi said, pointing to a large screen behind him. If you have any questions about our products, you can look here. This is the evidence.

Hearing the sound, everyone stopped and looked over.

On the screen, a woman (Ginko) with a mosaic on her face... no, no, it should be said that only her eyes were blocked by a black line, was being interviewed.

Yes, yes~ Ever since I took a photo with the God of Concave and bought the teachings, I have become happier~ Not only has my body become better than before, I even won the lottery~ I don't know what to do How can I thank the god of bumps~

By the way, Ginko’s voice has been specially processed.

That's just you directing and acting yourself!! What kind of evidence is that! Shinbachi shouted angrily with his veins popping out and his big bloodshot eyes wide.

However, the commotion of the crowd at this moment was several times greater than before, and the flow of people pouring into the store was also several times greater than before. It's basically a crowded situation.

Why do you really believe it! Xin Bajiao shouted, holding his head and doubting life, Why do you believe in that kind of thing!

At this moment, a woman's figure slowly came to the side outside the store door.

Seeing the crowds of people rushing towards the store eagerly, A Miao stopped and said politely: What about that? I'm sorry, can I borrow it for a moment?

However, no one paid attention to A Miao.

Snapped!

A Miao, who was pushed over by the crowd, did not make any pretentious cry of pain.

Don't block the road!!

A Miao, who slowly got up, looked at the residents behind her who were rushing forward regardless of her fall. She was a little unable to react for a moment.

But just when the residents were about to arrive in front of A Miao, a man's figure appeared in front of A Miao. At the same time, the sword held upright in the man's hand forced the residents to stop.

How many times have I told you to calm down? Jubei said coldly, Didn't you hear me?

After seeing the expression that satisfied him (the horrified expression of the residents), Jubei squatted down and asked A Miao with concern: Miss, are you okay?

Hi...Hi. It's okay. After saying that, A Miao stretched out her hand and put it on Jubei's outstretched hand. She turned her head to look at Jubei and said gratefully: In times of crisis, thank you for your help...

Before A Miao finished speaking, she was suddenly stunned. At the same time, Jubei was also stunned after discovering that the person he saved turned out to be A Miao.

A...A'Miao-chan... Jubei murmured.

You can't be... A Miao also thought of a certain possibility, covering her mouth with a look of disbelief on her face, Xiao Jiu, right?

…

In a café in Kabukicho, the booths were fully occupied by six people from Eko.

By the way, sitting on the side of the booth (from the outside to the inside) were Kagura Dun, Ginko, who was lying on the table with his eyes rolled, a big bump on his head and twitching from time to time, and Shinpachi.

Sitting on the other side were Jiang Zi, who also had a big bump on his head and rolled his eyes, lying on the table and still twitching from time to time, A Miao and Jubei who had their eyes narrowed and a smile on their faces.

Shinpachi was the first to speak and break the silence: I didn't expect my sister to come to Kabukicho, but why haven't you changed at all?

Bae, what you said is a bit too much~ Ginko got up and whispered in Shinpachi's ear, Look at her breasts, which are the same as Sekigahara's. They were completely burned. Wilderness…ugh!”

A Miao, who casually pierced Ginzi's forehead with a fork, explained as if nothing was wrong: What a coincidence, when I came to Kabukicho, the change had already occurred. I saw on TV that your place was in chaos. I was worried so I went to the Wanshiwuwu to take a look...but I was stuck in traffic.

As she said that, A Miao looked at Yin Zi's two pieces of fat, stretched out her hand naturally, and continued with a smile: Then Yin Sang's Oppa became so big, not bad~ This You can rub it as you like~

A certain piece of fat in her body was grabbed by A Miao's vein-prone hands with hatred, and the pain was so painful that she burst into tears.

It hurts, it hurts! It's coming down! It's coming down!

After torturing Yinzi for nearly two minutes, A Miao let go and smiled again: Also, it really shocked me. I thought I met a handsome guy. I didn't expect it. …”

A Miao covered her mouth and glanced at Jubei on the side with some embarrassment, ...it turned out to be Xiaojiu.

Jubei, who was drinking coffee, blushed inexplicably when he felt A Miao's gaze.

Sister, is this the time to talk so leisurely? Xin Bajia frowned and said.

Yes, Jiang Zi, who was resurrected at some point, said disdainfully while biting the straw in the Coke cup in front of him, really, when others are making a lot of money, they suddenly rush in to give people... A fat beating, what an unreasonable woman.”

By the way, because of his height, Jiang Zi only has a small head when viewed from the table.

You are the most outrageous! Xinbaji complained angrily, Those who take advantage of the chaos to do such things are just scum! By the way, do you ever want to change back?

It even caused a more serious situation. Jubei nodded and said in a deep voice.

Tch, Jiang Zi curled his lips again, As expected of a young master from a rich family~

That's right~ Yinzi took the words and continued talking to himself, I think that what I have is what others should have, and I can stand in a higher position and accuse others at will without any guilt. I'm really envious. Here~

What on earth are you two talking about? Xin Baji asked with disdain.

You have to know that some people need to do their best just to survive. Yinzi said with some emotion.

Xinbajiu replied: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you said at all! Although there is a little bit of truth, these words have nothing to do with the current situation!

So I'm still a child~ Jiang Zi sighed leisurely.

No, no matter how you look at it, you are the child now.

Are you an idiot? Yinzi held his cheek with one hand and waved the other hand and continued casually, I almost lured those guys out again. As long as the noise is bigger, , those guys will definitely show up again.

Huh? Xinbachi was puzzled.

Intelligence, intelligence, Jiang Zi took over, the most needed thing now is their intelligence. To be honest, we only listened to a paragraph on the screen. Even if we wanted to do something, we didn't know the enemy's situation at all. In this situation, other than using reasonable means to proactively lure the other party out to collect intelligence, there is no other way. Do you understand? Stinky glasses?

Although I understand, why do you need to add stinky glasses?

In other words, is that just your plan? Jubei asked, with a flash of self-blame in his eyes.

Hey, hey, don't show that self-blame expression. Jiang Zi waved his hands quickly, Forgive me, what kind of trouble are you going to make with that expression? It's not your fault, after all, I didn't say hello to you beforehand. , I only blame the violent female orangutan who rushed in without any reason...

After clapping her hands, A Miao ignored Jiang Zi who was punched by her, and said with a smile: That's right, Xiaojiu, it has nothing to do with you.

Um, I...I'm not Kyubei! Jubei stumbled towards A Miao and said, It's her brother Jubei! He's currently looking for girlfriends.

Don't let me take advantage of me! Shinpachi yelled.

A Miao, it turns out you like this type~ Ginzi teased, Although he is indeed good-looking, Jubei is a DeAGOSTINI type, right? He is the kind who is very gentle at the beginning of the relationship, and then...

(DeAGOSTINI men: refers to only men who are gentle to others at the beginning. This term comes from the publishing house DeAGOSTINI, whose publications are famous for the feature that only the first issue has a special discount price.)

Don't just ignore the disaster in front of me and talk about high school girls after your seduction plan failed!!

Kagura Dun said solemnly: No, it is true that Romance of the Three Kingdoms seems to be classified as DeAGOSTINI series.

I'm not talking about your business!! After complaining with blank eyes, Xin Baji slowly spoke to everyone again: Speaking of which, it's not that there is no information at all, I do know a little information. You guys Have you ever heard of the name Concave and Convex Cult?

It is an extremist religious group that is wanted in many areas across the universe. Their main members are androgynous people, that is, people who have both male and female characteristics.

So there are teachings that take gender seriously. To put it simply, men who are not like men and women who are not like women are punished by heaven. I heard that they are conducting missionary activities on various planets. I didn't expect it to be like this...

I don't know what kind of methods they used, but if we leave it alone, everyone will not be able to return to the original state.

Even if you say so... Yinzi looked helpless, But let alone finding them now, we can't even get out of this street.

A Miao began to analyze slowly at this time: Besides, they said they would always be watching us, so they must be monitoring us now. If we act rashly, the entire earth may be in danger.

That's right! We, the Earth and TAMA, three balls in total are all being held hostage!

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