Maybe a Fake Gintama

After hearing this, the onmyoji finally fainted and slowly lowered his hand.

That's right, no matter what, you can't extend your middle finger, Jiang Cheng whispered, while shouting at Dao Man, This guy has admitted his mistake! So please spare him!

Hey! Just listen to what I'm saying! Daoman jumped a little, You're just thinking about what you're going to decide!

Ah, I almost forgot the main thing, Jiang Cheng suddenly remembered the purpose of coming here, and then ran towards Dao Man in an instant.

Seeing Jiang Cheng running toward him menacingly, Daoman swallowed unconsciously, You...what do you want to do?!

Jiang Cheng came to Daoman in an instant, stopped in his tracks, bowed at a 90-degree angle, and hit Daoman's chest with his head.

Daoman was directly smashed and flew out...

Please! Please let me meet your wife! Jiang Cheng lowered his head and shouted, completely unaware that Dao Man had been knocked away by him.

One second, two seconds, three seconds... A full half a minute passed, and Jiang Cheng didn't hear any sound. Finally, Jiang Cheng couldn't help but raise his head and take a look.

I saw Daoman foaming at the mouth and rolling his eyes. He was lying on the ground ten meters away in a large shape, and he was still twitching.

Hey! Jiang Cheng ran over in an instant, helped Daoman up at the same time, and kept shaking him, Hold on! Are you okay? Hey!

Who is it! Who is so cruel! Jiang Cheng closed his eyes, with a trace of unbearable expression on his face, To think that he was so cruel when you were not prepared! You are simply not a son of a man!

Daoman stretched out his hand tremblingly and slowly pointed at Jiang Cheng. After about a second, Daoman fainted completely and put down his hand...

Jiang Cheng understood, turned his head and saw in the distance the bald onmyoji who just admitted that it was his prank. He immediately became angry and rushed over.

Jiang Cheng held up the bald onmyoji who had fainted a long time ago, Hey! You've gone too far! Jiang Cheng scolded, It's already very impolite to paint graffiti on someone's face! You even do such a thing as a sneak attack! Are you still a human?! Wake up! Don’t think you can deny everything by pretending to be dead! Your leader just identified you!

Handsome guy over there, are you looking for me? A girl voice came from behind Jiang Cheng.

Jiang Cheng instantly let go of the bald onmyoji, and at the same time looked in the direction of the sound. He didn't notice that the onmyoji he had just let go of fell directly to the ground, head first. From the looks of it, at least... A concussion.

Who are you? Jiang Cheng turned around and saw a woman wearing a pink kimono standing on the high wall, looking at him with a smile, Don't stand so high, girl, it's very dangerous. What should I do if I accidentally fall and hit someone? Even if it doesn’t hit anyone, what should I do if it hits flowers and plants? Even if it doesn’t hit anything, what should I do if it hits my own Oppai? It’s already flat, so what if it’s completely flat? manage……

Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, Anchor Yuno couldn't help but summoned the Outer Maru. The Outer Maru understood and rushed directly towards Jiang Cheng, still holding the huge iron rod in his hand.

Hey! This girl is also very strange! Jiang Cheng said as he caught the mace from Outodomaru and snatched it away without any effort. It's very dangerous for girls to hold such things, Qian Never play with such a big stick, but just wait until you get married. After you get married, you can play with it every day...

Before Jiang Cheng could finish his words, Wai Daowen kicked Jiang Cheng in the stomach.

Well... Jiang Cheng was in pain, but he still didn't care. He wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth and continued chattering, Such violence is not good. My husband will not be able to bear it after marriage. What if for this? What should I do if I divorce you due to domestic violence? The judgment will definitely go to the man. Don’t think that the judge will favor you because you are a female.

Of course that’s what I say, but if you can give up violence and iron rods, the judge might also favor you...

As he spoke, Jiang Cheng fell into thinking and murmured to himself, Yes, what should we do about this?

Then the judge will chop him down too... the girl's voice sounded.

Ah! It's really a good method! Jiang Cheng raised his head and glanced at Wai Daomaru approvingly, but he immediately reacted, What a shit! Where did you receive your education?

It's Lady Crystal, the girl replied.

Crystal? Who is that? Jiang Cheng continued, It doesn't matter what happens, but I advise you to learn some common sense seriously. Also, what's going on with this kind of dress? Those two things on your head What's the matter with the horns? I don't understand children of your age, etc., but you can't lose your mind by playing with things. You know, no matter how hard you try to escape reality, you can't enter other dimensions...

Are you done? The girl glanced at Jiang Cheng, If you are done, return my weapon to me. Also, if you are looking for my master, Crystal Yuno, that is the one at the back.

No, no, no, Jiang Cheng shook his head like a rattle, I'm looking for Anchor Yuno, not Crystal Yuno! Also, did you say master just now? Absolutely. Right?

With that said, Jiang Cheng glanced at the anchor Yuno, and at the same time whispered in Gaidoomaru's ear, Are you still playing this kind of game? Isn't it too early? And... forget it, I'm not that either The kind of person who discriminates against other people's orientation...

Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, he felt the cold air behind him getting heavier and heavier. Before he could turn around, he was punched by the anchor Yuno who came behind him at some point.

Outdoor Maru, let's go. After saying this, Yuno anchor turned around and left.

Hi.

Wait a minute! Jiang Cheng rubbed his head and stood up, Well, since you are from around here, you must know Anchor Yuno!

Hearing the sound, Wai Daomaru stopped, turned around and pointed at Anchor Yuno on the side and said to Jiang Cheng: This is Anchor Yuno, and he is also Onmyoji Yuno...

Before Outodomaru finished speaking, Jiang Cheng couldn't wait to rush over and instantly held Yuno's hand, with a sincere look on his face, Please! Please...

Before Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he saw Anchor Yuno take out a pen and paper from his arms and hand it to Jiang Cheng with his signature.

Ah, that's not what I meant...

Ah? Did you ask me to sign it on your clothes? Anchor Yuno said as he tore off a strip from Jiang Cheng's clothes and signed his name.

It's not this...

Ah, isn't it the right part? As he said that, Anchor Yuno once again tore off a piece from Jiang Cheng's clothes.

Perhaps it should be here. As he said that, Wai Daomaru also tore off a piece of Jiang Cheng's clothes.

Ah, it really should be here.

This is the right place.

Maybe here.

No, here.

…

After coming back to his senses, Jiang Cheng looked at the kimono jacket that he had become one by one, and didn't know what to say.

That's not it anymore! Jiang Cheng shouted, Can you stop playing by yourself! Listen to what others are saying!

Voice-over: Are you qualified to criticize others? ! !

After a long explanation, Anchor Yuno finally understood Jiang Cheng’s purpose.

So, it's my amnesiac friend who asked me to meet you who is a loyal fan of mine, right?

Yes, that's it! Jiang Cheng replied quickly, and at the same time he took host Yuno's hand and ran away, Well, anyway, I'm leaving it to you!

Above, this is the whole process of how Jiang Cheng and anchor Yuno met...

…

Hey, let's not talk about Yin-sang now, even Jiang Cheng-sang has lost his memory! What should we do? Shinpachi said with a sigh as he looked at Jiang Cheng and Gintoki who stood up again and looked at each other.

At this moment, Jiang Cheng and Gintoki punched each other at the same time. As a result, they both vomited blood and flew out.

Hey! What are you two doing! Shinpachi rushed over and helped Jiang Cheng up. On the other side, Kagura also helped Gintoki up.

I don't know why, but when I saw that face, I wanted to beat him up... Jiang Cheng said while wiping his nosebleed.

I don't know why, but I can't control my hands when I see that face... Gintoki said, wiping the blood from his mouth.

Hey! Is your original relationship so bad?! Shinbachi complained, Aren't you friends since childhood?!!

Hey, who is your kid? Jiang Cheng glanced at Xin Baji in surprise and stood up at the same time, Don't pretend to know him well.

With that said, Jiang Cheng snorted, turned around and left.

Hey! Did you bring out some other character? What's going on with this arrogant character! Shinpachi complained, and at the same time looked at Kagura who was squatting on the ground beside him, Kagura? What’s wrong with you?

Gin-chan, he...Gin-chan, he... Kagura said, raising her head, Gin-chan, he's really gone, Aru...

Hey?! When?! Xin Bajie panicked for a moment and quickly looked in front of him and in the back room, Jiang Chengsang is also missing! Why is it getting worse and worse!

Hey, Kagura-chan, Shinpachi shouted, Now is not the time to get lost. I'm going to look for them first. You quickly go to Yoshiwara and inform Miss Tsukiyoshi so that they can help search together!

Saying that, Xin Baji began to run to the side...

…

It's been two weeks, and that idiot doesn't know where he is. Grandma Denshi opened the door and looked at the dilapidated Wanshiwu House on the second floor of her house.

It's not one idiot, but two idiots, Yue Yong came over and said, But the location of those two people has been found...

It's not easy for you, you have such an unreliable owner at the stall, Granny Denshi looked at the visitor, then leaned against the wall and lit a cigarette for herself.