Maybe a Fake Gintama

...He has completely turned into the worst kind of tram maniac who wants to attack elementary school students!

Huh? Jiang Zi casually flicked off the earwax on his little finger and said in a casual tone: What nonsense are you talking about? Didn't you see? The PTA font written on my head now, if there is such a thing, that kind of thing How could this guy dare to take action so casually?

Yeah... that's right. After all, Jiang Chengsang is now protected by the PTA. Shinpachi smiled while touching his head, but then he saw the Yoshiwara Momoka Guard Corps♂ in front of the members of Momoka. After the slogan suddenly changed to PTA Warrior♂, the face became expressionless again.

Jiang Chengsang, these people are not afraid of the PTA at all, Xin Baji said silently, Even the slogan has been changed to PTA warriors. By the way, what exactly are PTA warriors? Are they pro-PTA warriors or anti-PTA warriors? ?Which side is it?

Then you still need to ask? Jiang Zi folded his hands and snorted, closing his eyes and replied matter-of-factly: Of course they are soldiers who support the PTA.

As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Zi suddenly felt his fate being pulled up by the collar.

Looking at Yue Xiong, who was holding a pipe in his mouth with a casual expression, Jiang Zi suddenly noticed something, and the expression on his face gradually became subtle.

Ah, indeed, but the premise is that if it is a real lolita. With that, Yuexiong casually threw Jiangzi to a group of Baihua warriors who were already impatient. If it is a legal lolita, follow the PTA It doesn’t matter.”

Looking at Jiang Zi who was like a sheep among wolves, Xin Bajiu's choice was... to turn around silently. After all, the picture was indeed a bit miserable.

Hey! You guys don't want it! You definitely don't want tube socks or anything like that! A small skirt? Wait... stop... stop! Ahhhhhh!

Listening to Jiang Zi's screams that kept coming from behind, Xin Bajiu silently lowered the curtain, completely blocking the scene behind him.

Yinzi reminded everyone on the side: Nothing happened just now, and we will not be held accountable by any agency (PTA). Do you remember this?

Almost everyone nodded silently at the same time.

At this time, A Miao suddenly couldn't help but smile and said: I always feel that everyone seems to be more suitable for the current gender. Maybe the current gender is better.

What horrible words are you talking about! Yinzi complained instantly.

Then if you all change back to your original state, Amiu said, pointing to the four men on the side (Yao, Tsukio, Jubei and Kagura Dun), can you defeat these high-level men? ? Even though you didn’t have any use, you still want to enjoy their achievements and shamelessly turn back into the wimps you were before?”

Upon hearing this, the faces of all the ladies present became darker and darker, and veins popped up on their faces in unison.

At this moment, A Miao looked at Yue Xiong and continued: It is better for everyone to work for Mr. Yue Xiong and sweat for Yoshihara, so that we can benefit society even more.

Yue Xiong supported his chin and chuckled, then replied: Just wrap it up on me.

The lady was instantly unhappy, and the pointing men said angrily: What on earth do you think of women?!

Yes! Your only goal is your body! Orang Zi said coquettishly.

This has nothing to do with credit or not! Mr. X continued with his veins popping.

Then he clenched the pig's trotters and said, In short, we have to take back our original body!

Immediately afterwards, Mr.

Yamazaki saluted and replied with some hesitation: As for this...the deputy commander, no similar items have been found.

Huh?

And not only that. Jubei said with a serious expression, The Archbishop himself is nowhere to be found.

Isn't that natural? Jiang Zi, who was forcibly put in a black Gothic lolita costume, walked over and continued in a casual tone, That kind of thing has not been here since the beginning.

Hey, what does that mean? Yinzi asked.

Are you idiots? Jiang Zi looked at everyone with an expression that looked like idiots. I have said it many times before. It is important to learn to think from others' perspective. If I were the other person and that kind of thing really existed, , when the first surveillance probe is hacked, I will press the button without hesitation and will not give you a chance to play this kind of house game. Do you understand? I was blinded by the scenery along the way. Handsome men?

What do you mean? Yinzi then asked, Isn't this the opponent's stronghold?

No, this is indeed their base camp on Earth. Jiang Zi waved his hand and continued casually, I knew it from the beginning. But it's not clear whether the switch is here or not, and...the archbishop Something like that, he should have left the earth early, and I understood it after the pig appeared.

What do you mean by the pigs showing up, you bastard! Zi Zi said angrily, I already knew that their stronghold was here, so why don't you tell me! You won't be robbed of all the limelight!

Jiang Zi narrowed his eyes and said with a smile: No, because I like to watch others steal the limelight, but in the end I find that my own limelight is of no use at all. It feels very interesting~

Hearing the sound, the expressions on the faces of Jubei and other men were just like the expressions of the ladies who had just been teased by Amiu. Although they were angry... they had nothing to say.

Although the appearance has indeed changed, this terrible character has not changed at all. Shinpachi complained silently.

And speaking of it, my purpose was different from yours from the beginning. After saying that, Jiang Zi walked to the monitor and climbed up on the console and sat down, crossed his legs and continued: It's not that Have you passed? I just want to recover my body. Trial? Save the earth? Sorry, not interested. So...

As he said that, Jiang Zi knocked on the screen behind him without looking back, It's your turn to appear, Archbishop. There should be something else to say, right? If not, maybe the expressions of those men will be even worse in a while. It’s ugly~ Although I don’t mind it.”

Archbishop?! Yinzi was shocked, Isn't the archbishop no longer here...

Amidst the sound of snowflakes, the Archbishop's figure slowly appeared on the big screen.

Hahaha, what a beautiful reasoning. The archbishop laughed a few times and praised, I actually got it all, little girl. Indeed, I am no longer on the earth, and the control switch is also in my hand. Everything... is just a It’s just a trial.”

You... this guy! Jubei gritted his teeth.

The trial was completed perfectly, Kyubei-san. The archbishop on the screen continued, I watched your actions throughout the whole process, Kyubei-san, it was through your sword.

Knife? Jubei then lowered his head and glanced at the handle of his knife. He finally reacted after seeing the bug attached to the end of the handle, The bug...could it be...

Didn't I tell you? God is always watching you.

You bastard!! After cursing, Jubei slammed the bug in his hand to the ground and crushed it to pieces, What is your purpose?!

The gods have chosen you. You, like me, are neither men nor women. Only such pure and innocent people are qualified to become the apostles of the gods. Yagyu Kyubei, the fate of this planet depends on it. In your hands, God is always watching.

I saw that you in this trial are more manly than anyone else, and I also saw that you people are just a bunch of sows. Kubei-san, you have perfectly followed the teachings of the God of Concave and Concave and overcome this trial. In order to praise your martyrdom, we also... No, the gods will also abide by the agreement.

Having said this, the Archbishop on the screen picked up a switch-like device.

What exactly do you want to do? Jubei asked.

Yagyu Kyubei, you are the best candidate to be the apostle of the God of Concave and Concave. Next, it will be up to you to guide the people of the earth to reorganize the gender confusion on this planet! At this point, the archbishop chuckled without any hesitation. He pressed the switch in his hand.

That's right! Use the gender you control with your own hands!

…

When Jiang Zi and others returned to the street, they saw the residents who had returned to their original bodies and were cheering on the street.

The city...has returned to its original state. Jubei murmured.

Behind him, except for Jiang Zi, who looked indifferent, everyone had dark faces and expressionless faces.

Except for us...the group of people underground. Yinzi took over, then lowered his head, took a deep breath slowly and raised his head...

Are you kidding me?! What the hell!!

The man who ran forward clenched his fists and raised his face with white eyes and resentment: Why are we the only ones who have passed the trial and not returned to our original state!!

You fucking god of bumps, give me some sunshine and you'll be so brilliant! You want to die!! Yinzi yelled.

Mr. X quickly changed his words and begged: You are joking, what you said just now is all nonsense, launch the virus again! Please! Launch the virus again! Just one launch will be enough!

At this moment, the street broadcast sounded again:

I would like to inform all residents in the street that the offensive artificial satellite targeting the earth has been successfully destroyed. From now on, the special martial law order will be officially lifted. Repeat...

Listening to the content on the radio, everyone except Jiang Zi's body expressions... stiffened.

Looking at Jubei, who never looked back, and the silent crowd on the side, Jiangzi stretched himself.

Well, after staying underground for so long, I feel like my body is smelling bad. I'm going to take a bath or something. Goodbye~

Hearing the sound, Yin Zi, whose expression was a little stiff a second ago, changed his expression instantly, turned around and walked towards Jiang Zi, and said at the same time: Wait a minute, I seem to be smelling bad, too. I Let’s take a bath too.”

You two are too carefree! Xin Baji complained angrily, Why is it that you still have that expression one second, and then you can look like this the next second?!

Why? Yinzi replied casually, I'm just going to have a hot bath with a girl. I don't have any evil thoughts at all!

That's absolutely true. Jiang Zi nodded in agreement.

I'm sorry, I only see evil thoughts from the eyes of you two. Xin Bajia replied expressionlessly, and then complained loudly again: Hey, have you two ever thought about changing back? ah!

Let's talk about irrelevant topics after taking a bath. Yinzi raised his hand and waved behind him and replied.

After taking a bath, let's go lie down in Akihabara. Jiangzi murmured as he walked, Today happens to be the release day of the game.

These two people have absolutely no intention of recovering their bodies!!

Calm down, Shinpachi-kun. Orangko patted Shinpachi's shoulder, then leaned into Shinpachi's ear and whispered softly: Maybe the two of them just don't want to put pressure on Jubei.

Only then did Xin Baji react, looking at the backs of Jiang Zi and Yin Zi in disbelief as they slowly left.

Then, we also... Saruko turned around and glanced at Jubei, who was still carrying everyone on his back and said nothing, but then the conversation changed, Young guys! All the girls in Edo belong to us today. Come on! Cheer!!

Isn't it the same for you!!

…

Hey, you guy, Yin Zi picked his nose and glanced at Jiang Zi faintly, you should have discovered that bug a long time ago, right?

Ah, what's wrong?

What's wrong? Wouldn't it be better if you told me earlier?

Jiang Zi chuckled, then raised his head and looked at the bathhouse door in front of him, and replied at the same time: No, I just think it is a rare opportunity.

Yinzi looked at the door of the bathhouse in front of him and nodded, with a serious look on his face: I understand, after all, the opportunity to enter the women's bath so openly may only be once in this life.

Jiang Zi chuckled again, and then shook his head helplessly: You're right, it's only a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity or something.

It's really rare that you can do this for a woman...no, no, not a man...not a man either, just by yourself.

Ah, I'm probably infected by you. Jiang Zi raised the corners of his mouth slightly.

At this time, Jiangzi thought of a long time ago, when Kubei went to Yoshihara to ask himself about the troubles and confusion between men... and women.

[This is only a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. After this time, maybe you can choose the true answer in your heart, right? Yagyu Kyubei...]

While thinking this, Jiang Zi raised his legs to step into the door of the bathhouse.

But at this critical moment, two kunai shot straight from a distance...

Poof! ×2 (kunai entering the body sound)

Bang! (Sound of Jiang Zi falling to the ground)

thump! (Sound of silver falling to the ground)

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