Maybe a Fake Gintama

Well, yes, I heard the voice of God...my colleague who is the culprit of all this.

sound? Didn't you see anyone?

Well, because I was crushed to the ground by the silver...Victim No. 1 that was smashed away.

In other words, victim number one was injured almost at the same time as you, right? We roughly understand what you mean. You were just buying pornographic books behind your sister's back... No, on your way home from a walk late at night, you were implicated in the ongoing conflict between the perpetrator and victim No. 1, right?

That's right. Victim No. 2 nodded, and then showed an unbearable look on his face again, I... am obviously innocent, but ended up looking like this...

We deeply sympathize with your experience. So do the readers in front of the screen. I didn't expect to receive such an innocent disaster just when I was out for a walk.

I tried my best to explain... Glasses No. 2 said while sobbing, I tried so hard to explain to my sister that this adult magazine is really not mine!!

Why?

boom! ! !

Victim No. 3’s hand forcefully pushed the head of Victim No. 2’s glasses onto the table. With this blow, the only intact lens left in Victim No. 2’s glasses was shattered.

Ahem, it's my turn next. Victim No. 3 cleared his throat and said, Well, let's forget about those two idiots just now.

Uh... Okay, let's start over. Please tell us about your relationship with the perpetrator.

I... should be considered her distant uncle, Victim No. 3 sat cross-legged on the ground, thinking with one hand across his chest and the other supporting his chin, I am also the most likely person to be her stepfather. Basically, as long as As soon as that bald man dies, I will have everything Jiang Hua has. We are recruiting killers all over the universe. If you are interested, please call the hotline number 0...

puff! ! (Sound of kunai entering the body)

Sigh——(sound of spurting blood)

thump! (sound of falling to the ground)

Well, there seems to be a new perpetrator on the scene, and a new conflict seems to have broken out. Readers, please don't worry for the time being. We'll start with a commercial, and then we'll turn the camera back after the situation on site becomes a little more stable.

Twenty minutes later...

Ahem,

Sorry, it was just a little accident.

Victim No. 3 appears again with several kunai on his head.

Those on your head…

It doesn't matter. Victim No. 3 raised his hand and said, Let's continue. I also have the hotline number just now. I hope you can help me post it at the end after the show ends. Please.

...Okay, let’s continue the interview just now. In other words, are you related to the perpetrator?

Yes, because this child came to Earth alone, I am her only relative on Earth.

Guardians of Earth?

That's right. Victim No. 3 nodded, But I think one day I will become her real guardian. And Sister Jianghua's new butt, Sister Jianghua! I I won’t mind the identity of a widow! Don’t worry!”

puff! !

呲——

thump! !

So what, let’s go into another commercial.

Another ten minutes later...

It was just a small accident.

Victim No. 3, covered in kunai, once again appeared in front of the camera.

What about that? After the show is over, please post the words LOVE Jianghua Sister at the end of the show. Please, I will add money.

Uh... Okay, but then again, the one just now should be considered the perpetrator, right? Doesn't this kind of thing matter? This aspect of the matter does not need to be exposed...

puff!

呲——

thump! !

Hey——!! Yueyue! Suspect No. 3 stood up and shouted, then quickly rushed forward and straightened the fallen camera, What have you done to reporters! How should the interview proceed? ! Hey, are you okay?

Ah... just barely, it feels like I just saw my great-grandmother across the river bank for a moment. I...I miss my great-grandmother! When I was a kid, I would hold my hand and go to festivals and stuff. Woo woo woo...

Hey, calm down! Victim No. 3 said as he secretly stuffed a few thousand-yuan bills into this man's hand. Anyway, let's remember your great-grandmother later. Now, remember what you just met your great-grandmother. Just forget about it. How about that?

You are... so embarrassed.

Hahaha, it's okay, it's okay. You must forget everything about what happened just now. Victim No. 3 patted the man on the back, and then sat in front of the camera again, Ahem, let's start over.

The lights and microphone are closer to victim number three. Don’t sleep on the camera. Let’s officially start.

Snapped!

ACT! !

Welcome to our studio, please continue to describe to us the process of being persecuted. As far as we know, you were persecuted at your home this morning, right?

Actually, persecution or something... Suspect No. 3 held his chin and frowned, but hesitated to speak.

Have psychological baggage?

Well, there is indeed a point. Suspect No. 3 nodded, You see, I may be a god after all...what will she be in the future, and now I am her only relative on earth, so I always feel that I can let her be willful again. It’s one o’clock.”

But it’s not good to pamper your children too much, right? There are many disadvantages to the growth of children.

That's what I said, but...

Please feel free to speak out, I believe the readers in front of the screen must also think so.

Okay... Victim No. 3 nodded, and then his expression changed instantly. He rolled his eyes and shouted at the camera: Hey! Please stop it in moderation! Kagura! I've said it all. I will use the pocket money given to you this month to buy games, and I will make up for it at the end of the year. Why are you so excited?! By the way, you broke my gaming equipment again! You almost have enough! To be honest, The only thing I love is Gang Hwa-sister! If I have to say a specific place, it would be Gang Hwa-sister’s [beep——] and [beep——]. In your words…”

Sorry, sorry, something happened at the scene, director! Director! Cut it off! Cut it off! !

…

The three people (Gintoki, Shinpachi, and Jiang Cheng) sitting around Jiang Cheng's living room watched the interview on TV, all of them expressionless.

Um...is this kind of thing really okay? Xin Baji asked with twitching corners of his mouth, Jiang Chengsang, are you sure Mrs. Jianghua will allow us to re-educate Kagura after seeing this kind of thing?

Tch! This lousy program team didn't even put the LOVE Sister Jianghua that I asked for at the end of the program. Jiang Cheng turned away and spat bitterly.

Isn't it worse if you put it in? Shinbachi complained again, You should also consider the mood of Master Xinghaibo. He must be furious when he sees such a thing, right?

I always speak my mind. This is my way of ninja!

What kind of ninja is this! Shinpachi madly complained, Naruto is not interested in other people's wives!

What you said is wrong, Shinpachi-kun. Jiang Cheng shook his head, and then pointed in the direction directly ahead, There...but there are many people who claim to be Hinata's husband! Right? Readers!

Stop shouting at the other side of the screen! Xin Baji reminded loudly.

Otama Rasengan!!

boom! ! !

…

Who was that yellow guy just now? Gintoki asked, picking his nose with his little finger.

Xin Bajiu did not answer, but looked at Jiang Cheng, who was beaten to the ceiling by a big jade rasengan that just passed by. He didn't know whether he was alive or dead.

After Gintoki flicked off the booger on his little finger, he curled his lips and continued with some displeasure: Really, it's really troublesome. It's like being on a show. Hurry up and pay for the mental damage and medical expenses. Won’t it be over once you take it out?”

boom! !

Jiang Cheng came down from the ceiling, stepped on Gintoki's head with both feet, and pushed him into the floor.

What are you doing! Gintoki, whose head was covered with blood, clenched his fists and shouted angrily, Are you going to come too?!

Really, Jiang Cheng looked at the two of them with disdain, one is a bastard who steals other people's pudding, and the other is a pubescent brat who secretly bought adult magazines and was found out by his sister and beat him up. And then he blamed everyone for the fault. On others...

Gintoki retorted angrily: As I said, it has nothing to do with who owns the pudding! What's important is the injury! Look at what she did to me? She just ate a few of her puddings. It’s just a cake!”

No, Yin-sang, you really brought it on yourself. Shinpachi said expressionlessly, then he patted the table hard and looked at Jiang Cheng seriously, Jiang Cheng-sang! My injury is inseparable from Kagura. It’s a relationship! If she hadn’t told her sister...

Jiang Cheng raised his hand and hit Xin Bajia on the head, saying expressionlessly: No, you basically brought it upon yourself.

Ding ding——

There's news from Sister Jiang Hua! Jiang Cheng quickly took out his cell phone, with a look of anticipation on his face, Have you finally made up your mind to divorce that bald man?!

My sister is very good. Re-education... or something, I hope Kagura can learn something related to art, Kagura will leave it to you.

This... Shinbachi muttered, pushing up his glasses with only the frame on the bridge of his nose, Do you mean... you agree?

Jiang Cheng smashed the table hard, then put his forehead on his face with a look of pain on his face: How can it be repaired! You didn't even mention a word about divorcing that bald man!

New Eight:...

…

After an afternoon of discussion, three men, Jiangcheng, Gintoki and Shinpachi, designed a plan for Kagura called Kagura Re-education.

It specifies some work and rest schedules and other things to do.

Of course, the three of them were just the makers, and a woman had to make the decision. Yes, it was a woman who held Jiang Cheng's financial power.

Yue Yong gently exhaled a puff of smoke and put down the A4 paper in her hand.

Are you three serious?