Maybe a Fake Gintama

Looking at the snot bubbles hanging on Kagura's nose, Jiang Cheng nodded and crossed his hands and affirmed: Yeah, it's completely out. Although it's still a little small, it's OK.

Yeah, okay, okay. Gintoki took the words perfunctorily and continued without raising his head: Then you can start the next stage of Kaio Fist.

It's okay for you! Shinpachi clenched his fists and yelled with veins popping out and saliva flying everywhere: Are you going to go back to Kaiwang to die?! And that one is just a dirty snot bubble. ! This is not some turtle sect qigong! Get back here!! This is not some turtle fairy island!

Bang!

Kagura, who was wearing the same martial arts uniform as Kakarot and whose snot bubbles burst in an instant, rubbed her big, groggy eyes, yawned and complained: What are you doing? It's rare for everyone to sleep... It's such a fun time. Lu.

You admit it to yourself that you were asleep!

Jiang Cheng propped up his chin, frowned solemnly and murmured: As expected...can't it?

Isn't that nonsense?!

Souga, I understand. Jiang Cheng nodded, then took out two sets of Vegeta's same combat uniforms and handed them to Kagura and Haruta who were standing aside, Then, is this OK? Hey, you two, practice the Galic Cannon with me next!

(Note: Vegeta’s famous stunt.)

It's not that problem! Although there are indeed fighting nations here! But it's not that problem!!

Hmph! Kagura, who had already put on her combat uniform, folded her hands and snorted, Dirty fireworks.

No, although the imitation is very similar, it is... very hot.

But... Jiubei, who had been standing behind A Miao since just now, propped his chin and said in thought: Although it is quite chaotic, it still makes sense.

Hearing the sound, Shinpachi looked confused and looked at Kubei, asking: What is it? By the way...Why is Kubei-san wearing women's clothes?

No...this... Jiubei blushed and unconsciously looked away from Jiang Cheng, Ahem, this kind of thing doesn't matter. (Shinpachi: No, this is my best right now. There's nothing strange about it. Did you blush just now? Why?) It's a surefire tactic! As long as they see the goal of learning this tactic through hard work, they may change!

You said the special move... Shinpachi sighed,

With a melancholy look on his face, How can our genre have such a sure-kill skill?

Jiang Cheng silently raised his hand and spoke: And regardless of whether there is such a thing as a nirvana, they clearly have the goal of Hawaiian chocolate fruit now. We need to make them focus away from the Hawaiian chocolate fruit. Isn’t it a little difficult to shift the target to that special move?”

That is to say... Haruta held his chin and nodded, analyzing to himself, It's just that ordinary special moves such as the Rasengan that I'm tired of seeing are no longer enough. I have to use the kind of chocolate that surpasses Hawaii. Guo’s special move will do the job.”

Shinpachi complained silently: I don't know how Naruto would feel if he knew that in Boruto's mind, the Rasengan is not as good as the chocolate nut...

I'm sorry, Gintoki walked over and murmured with a solemn brow, It's really hard to find a special move that's more gorgeous than the Rasengan.

It's not completely gone, Jiang Cheng shrugged and continued, For example... (glasses) solution or something.

What is that? Xin Bajiao asked with twitching eyes, What is Jing Jie? Do you mean my glasses?

Jiang Cheng introduced it seriously: Mirror Interpretation, skill introduction! As long as you use it before watching AV, you can automatically eliminate mosaics!

Teacher, please! Gintoki and Jiangcheng sat down at the same time and lowered their heads towards Shinpachi.

Shinpachi rolled his eyes and shouted: Please, you guys! How could you have such a vulgar special move!

Gintoki waved his hand, curled his lips and spat: Tsk, how can you attract people if you don't even know this level of special moves?

Jiang Cheng folded his hands, closed his eyes and thought for a moment, then continued: Then... if it is a website where you can watch late-night movies for free...

Teacher! Please! Gintoki and Jiangcheng lowered their heads to Shinpachi at the same time.

There is no such thing at all! In other words, that kind of thing is not a sure-kill move at all! And...is that kind of thing so attractive to you?!

After all, men... After Jiang Cheng and Gintoki looked at each other, they chuckled softly at the same time and said at the same time: No one knows a man best.

You two, get out of here right away——! Shinbaji yelled with his bloodshot eyes wide open and spitting.

Xinbaji, don't be deceived! Last time someone lied to me and said it was a free website, but I was defrauded of 30,000 yuan after logging in.

Looking at Kondo, who naturally poked his head out from under the floor with his eyes closed and a serious expression, Shinpachi... fell silent.

Kondo shook his head with a gentle expression, They also said that if I didn't remit the money, my browsing history would be published and so on. It was really hard to resolve this matter at that time.

No, now everyone here knows that you have browsed unhealthy websites. Xin Baji reminded him expressionlessly, By the way, when did you hide there?

Really?! Kondo was shocked.

next moment……

A Miao, who stepped heavily on Kondo's face with both feet, grinned and gritted her teeth and reminded her fiercely: Can you get back here?

Wait a minute...Miss A Miao... Kondo's angry voice came from A Miao's feet, and then he raised the scroll in his hand, I found this in the warehouse. I heard you talking about the special move or something. I couldn’t help but walk out.”

Shinbachi once again complained expressionlessly: No, you just couldn't help it because you heard about the website or something, right?

Ara! This! A Miao, who took the scroll, covered her mouth and exclaimed in surprise, Could it be the secret scroll of Tian Wu Xin Ryu?

Mysterious meaning? Xinbachi asked in surprise.

Hey? Really? Really? Haruta asked excitedly, Is there really such a thing? Is there really such a thing in this kind of dojo?! Can I learn it? Is it possible?!

Hey... A Miao nodded lightly, and then slowly explained to Xin Baji: This was written by our father before his death on the bedside. At that time, he also said that sooner or later, he would pass this on to you. .”

That...that means... Kyubei said with a solemn expression: This scroll contains the secret of Tian Wushin Ryu recorded by your father.

Hey, I mean Ya-san, Gintoki, who was leaning against the door, folded his hands and expressed his dissatisfaction, complaining: You didn't even tell me, but there is such a thing as a special move. It's so cunning. ah.

Xin-chan... A Miao very solemnly handed the scroll in his hand to Xin Baji, Now is the time to inherit the last trick left by my father, the secret of Tian Wuxin flow, its name is——

While A Miao was speaking, Xin Baji untied the scroll in his hand and saw the name of the secret that A Miao was about to say.

——Evil Holy Sword Lie Wu Tao Chang An Thunder God Ruqi Special Supreme Miracle Super Plumber Brother No. 2 Yili Budi Counterattack Supervision and Slash!

After listening to A Miao's words, Shinpachi looked at the name of the secret on the scroll and murmured: Father...

But the next moment…

I'm going to die for a long time - yo!! Xin Bajiu madly complained, No, although I do feel the hard work condensed in this name, but it is too long and I can't remember it at all! Even if I miraculously memorize it... He would also have someone kill him before he even finished telling the name of his special move!

Kagura said aloud: No one stipulates that when performing a special move, you must call the move name Aru.

Jiubeyi raised objections: But after all, this is a move that your father tried his best to come up with while on the hospital bed. It is better to shout it out when using it... and to speak as fast as possible.

Is the purpose of this special move just to find trouble?! Shinbachi spat.

It's true that my family also has the secret of being embarrassed to say the names of moves, so... Kubei continued in a low voice, and then made up a scene in his mind——

Wan [beep——] the sky has clear eyes! While shouting like this, he took off his blindfold.

...a beep will be added to it.

After seeing Kyubey's brainstorming, Shin Yachi immediately complained: Where did you add the beep! It will make it even more misunderstood, okay?

Kondo, who was bruised and swollen but didn't care, stood up and took over the conversation: The secret of our sect is called Tama King Kong's three-stage assault. It's a bit difficult to pronounce, so we call it Tama King Three for short!

(Note: TAMAKINSAN: [Beep——][Beep——])

Hide your whole body with beeps first!!

Isn't this a good idea? Gintoki casually took the scroll in Shinpachi's hand and said, Let's simplify it a little bit.

Jiang Cheng, who looked over, nodded and said, That's right, it can simply be called the Sacred Weapon Slash.

Holy Artifact Slash... Xin Baji thought about these three words carefully, Indeed, it seems a bit like the name of a special move, and it is very concise and has no beeps...

Oh! It's really good! Kondo nodded and praised, It's similar to my family's mysteries, sex...

(Note: Saint and sex have the same pronunciation.)

Let's forget it. Xin Bajiu immediately raised his hand and changed his words.

Hey? Don't you like it? Jiang Cheng was surprised, and then he suddenly had an idea and suggested: Then...how about XP Cut? You can cut off the enemy's XP or something, it sounds very powerful!

No, there is no special move like that in this world. Speaking of which, what kind of method is it to cut off XP? I don't know!

Yes, that kind of name is too common. No one would want to learn it at first glance. Gintoki nodded and took the words, and then looked at the scroll in his hand again, Anyway, Yang Yang San has written so much , in short, the Tianxiang Mirror flashed.

Where is this written? What is Mirror Flash?

Kagura suggested: Then add a beep here and turn it into Tianxiang O and dodge Aru.

What kind of trouble are you trying to cause by covering up the word mirror! Xin Baji complained again, It's completely copying other people's rhythms!

A Miao suggested with a smile: Then just [beep——][beep——][beep——].

Sister——! In this case, I will completely become a pervert who shouts the forbidden language again!!

Ah, that's enough. Haruta said impatiently, holding the bamboo sword, It doesn't matter what the name is. Anyway, let's show it quickly, that O-weapon slicing thing.

A Miao nodded: Indeed, now is not the time to get caught up in a name. The question is what exactly is this secret trick and how can it be learned.

…

In the room, everyone including Kondo who came in very naturally, Jiang Cheng and others were sitting around the scroll with solemn expressions.

Sa, let's start, Laobachi. Gintoki looked at Shinpachi beside him.

Hearing the sound, Xin Baji picked up the scroll and started to read it bit by bit.

The Evil Holy Sword Lie Wu Ta Chang An (omitted below) refers to...

Xin Baji complained: If you thought it would be troublesome to write, you shouldn't have chosen such a name in the first place!

...The most profound, powerful, and single-line secret secret of Tenten Wushin-ryu! This move must never be known to others!

I'm sorry, it's already been known.

If you want to ask why, it's because this move has the powerful power to change the truth of the world!

Seeing this, even Xin Bajia, who had been complaining about his name just now, gradually became serious.

Ju...it's such a powerful move...!

This secret is recorded here.

Use the secret method, after defending against the enemy's attack...↓→+K

Looking at such a mark on the scroll, after being silent for a long time, Shinbaji spoke again: What exactly is this mark-like thing?

Kondo said aloud: Press the cross key from bottom to side, and then press the K button, right?

Isn't this an order from a fighting game?! Xin Baji felt bad, holding the scroll and complaining wildly, Your son doesn't have this kind of button, okay!

The expression on Haruta's face on the side has also changed from the initial excitement to speechlessness.

No, maybe it's more concise and clear like this. Gintoki said aloud at this time, I guess pressing the cross key from bottom to side, and then pressing the K button refers to lowering the body and preparing to draw the sword. All of a sudden, it changes into a forward slashing posture with the sword! In other words, after defending against the enemy's attack, you can counterattack and draw the sword while it is unprepared!

How come you understand this stupid secret book so well? Xin Bajiu complained with twitching corners of his mouth, Speaking of which, Jiang Chengsang, why did you also nod? Do you understand this too? Why?!

One of my secrets is to secretly take money to buy games when others are not paying attention. Press the cross key from bottom to side, and then press the K (in gold) button.

Xin Baji silently replied: No, you just secretly took money to buy games, you scumbag!

And in my secret secret, when I want to steal someone else's pudding in the middle of the night, Gintoki explained to himself, I just press the cross key from bottom to side, and then press the P button. It's basically the same.

Why is it that your scummy secret is the same as mine?!