Maybe a Fake Gintama

On the river bank under the setting sun, Xin Bajiu, who was squatting on the ground with his knees in his arms, was staring blankly at the sunset in the distance with eyes filled with loss and lack of energy.

In the end, the crow of crows that came from nowhere brought Xin Baji back from his wandering thoughts.

[Father...Father, you have spent your whole life trying to come up with this special move. It feels like anyone can master it. It's obviously a single lineage...]

Thinking of this, Xin Baji fumbled out the scroll from his sleeve and opened it slowly.

[But everyone feels that they can master it casually and easily, so why not make it a little more difficult? Is a special move that everyone can use considered a special move? I thought it was a special move that only I could use, but...]

Thinking of this, Xin Baji could no longer control his emotions. He stood up and clenched the scroll in his hand, and his face gradually showed a bit of unbearability.

With this special move...I can't protect my father's dojo!

After saying that, Xin Baji raised his hand and was about to throw out the scroll in his hand, but at this moment, the scroll opened with a crash.

Because of this, Shinpachi saw the words behind the special move instructions that he had not seen before.

[If you learn this trick, you will start your journey as if it is the designated place——]

Xin Baji opened his eyes wide, with a look of disbelief on his face: [There is actually a follow-up! ! 】

On the scroll: [This will be a harsh journey, and you may want to give up, or you may fail. But no matter how bumpy the road ahead is, as long as you have this nirvana, you can overcome everything! Then……

At the end of this long road, you will definitely find the two fruits that hold the key to mysteries, cocoa and Hawaiian fruits! Just mix the two to create the ultimate sweet treat that no one can resist! Using this as a bait to take advantage of the enemy's unpreparedness is precisely——

The Evil Holy Sword, Fierce Dance, Chang An, Thunder God Ruqi, and the most miraculous Super Plumber Brother No. 2, Li Budi, counterattack and supervise the killing! 】

…

Looking at the three disciples (tramps) in front of him who had toothpicks in their mouths and looked unhappy, Xin Baji said silently: I will give you chocolates next week, so be sure to come.

Similarly, just like last week, after spitting on the new eight glasses with disdain, the three homeless people turned around and left.

Gintoki, who was leaning against the door with his hands folded and witnessing all this with beady eyes, said silently: It is indeed a father and son.

Kagura, who was also holding her hands and narrowing her eyes, didn't nod but her expression proved everything.

Maybe it's really like that... Jiang Cheng, who didn't know when he would arrive, closed his eyes and smiled softly, Whether it's a father or a son, they are exactly the same.

How dare you come again. Gintoki glanced at Jiang Cheng, curling his lips and replied, Be careful, A Miao will beat you out.

Hahaha, thanks to Kyuubei-kun. Jiang Cheng smiled and said, But having said that, that special move is really powerful!

I told you it has nothing to do with special moves or anything like that! It's just because you're an idiot!

Jiang Cheng nodded and continued: Sure enough... the swordsmanship in the dojo is different from what we learned ourselves. I didn't expect that there is such a thing as a special move.

I told you that it has nothing to do with special moves!

But...I don't like things that I have seen a lot. As he said that, Jiang Cheng looked at Haruta, who had been silently waving the sword in his hand from beginning to end, and continued softly: After all...being subconsciously There are so many things that I have ignored, and neither my father nor Xin Baji-kun seems to have noticed them.

Gintoki, who followed Jiang Cheng's line of sight, was stunned for no reason when he saw Seita, who was gritting his teeth and making a serious expression while sweating profusely but still swinging his sword. Because at a certain moment Gintoki saw the overlapping figures of Haruta and Omiichi and... the overlapping figures of a certain uncle and the new Yaji at this time.

Hmph, maybe that's really the case. Gintoki chuckled softly.

Jiang Cheng replied: But in my opinion, Xin Baji is better than that father.

Want to take a gamble?

Based on your gambling luck? After saying this casually, Jiang Cheng turned around, waved his hand and said, It seems that A Miao discovered me. Goodbye.

Looking at Jiang Cheng who was slowly leaving, Gintoki stared with lifeless fish eyes and said nothing, but... at this moment, Gintoki suddenly heard Shinpachi's voice behind him...

Haruta, that's not right! The axis of your body is unstable! You have to swing the sword like this! Watch carefully!

Ah, you're so annoying, Brother Xin. You'd better hurry up and replenish the Hawaiian fruits.

Huh? What kind of attitude do you have!

You are the one! Don't act so condescending as to make others feel uncomfortable!

Want to fight?! You brat!

No need, I'm not interested.

Looking at the two people who were confronting each other and gnashing their teeth, Gintoki shrugged his shoulders and sighed softly: That's right, my gambling luck... is as bad as ever.

(This article is over.)

…

One night, in Kabukicho, there was a Toshi shop.

Human beings are all creatures that make mistakes, but humans are also creatures that regret their mistakes and continue to grow.

Hearing this, the uncle sitting opposite Xiaoyu wiped his tears and said gratefully: Xiaoyu-chan... I will sincerely apologize! Thank you for listening to my confession!

You're welcome. Xiaoyu shook her head gently, Cherish your wife.

At this time, for some reason the men in the long queue behind the uncle expressed their dissatisfaction.

Hey! Yosaku! If you're done, get out of the way!

“There’s a long line behind you!”

Tama-chan! Please listen to my confession next!

Don't you just want to talk to Tama-chan?

Isn't it the same for you?

…

Listening to the quarrel between the men, Gintoki, who was sitting at the front desk, frowned and said, Hey, what kind of fuss is this?

Is this a column about big sisters? Xin Baji asked in confusion.

Kagura took big mouthfuls of rice and mumbled, This looks more like a confessional, Aru.

Jiang Cheng, who was sitting at the counter, said casually: When it comes to taverns, isn't it just a place to complain? Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.

No, it can no longer be called an ordinary complaint. The old lady at the counter blew out a puff of cigarette, shook her head and said slowly: At first, I just listened to those drunkards complaining, maybe because The other party is a robot, so I think it’s more relaxing to talk to her. Now I don’t even know if this is a snack bar or a church.”

Xinbaji smiled and said: But thanks to this, the guests will continue to flow, right?

But in the end, everyone went to confess first instead of drinking. Granny Denshi looked helpless, There were even guys who confessed and said I will never drink again.

Hey! You guys! Catherine, who couldn't bear it anymore, shouted: We are a holy land of weird people who are addicted to alcohol and sex! Anyone who is not interested in me, get out of here!

As she spoke, Catherine deliberately exposed her shoulders, winked and blew a kiss.

As a result, all the guests were very considerate and left.

After a moment of silence, Catherine came to Xiaoyu, knelt down on one knee, and said sincerely: Master Xiaoyu, is it a sin to be too sexy?

No problem, what you have is not sexy, just disgusting (ELO).

Who are you talking about Dr. Gallo! Do you want to marry Krillin?! You android!

At this time, Granny Denshi at the counter spoke again: Well, if Xiaoyu can help others and she will be happy because of it, I don't care.

That's not okay, Basan. Gintoki put down the empty wine glass in his hand, turned around and continued, I've heard the confessions, so let me make them change their ways.

Seeing the cunning smile on Gintoki's face, Jiang Cheng casually pressed Gintoki's head on the counter.

boom! !

No, leave it to me. I've been taking care of the money every month lately... No, no, leave it to me anyway.

You bastard! Gintoki gritted his teeth, But I thought of it first!

No, actually I thought of it earlier than you, but you just spoke first. It was three minutes earlier than you thought of such a thing.

No, I'm only three minutes ahead of you!

No, I want it earlier! You can understand just by looking at your head!

You bastard, apologize for my natural curls!

No, you are the one who has to apologize to the natural curls. Apologize to the natural curls all over the world! You said that you are not worthy of the natural curls and will embarrass you or something like that!

Looking at Jiangcheng and Gintoki who were quarreling for some unknown reason, all the members of the New Eight were expressionless.

Mother-in-law Dengshi sighed softly: Ah, ah, ah, men's faces when they quarrel over women are really... I miss my youth a bit.

Xin Baji silently replied: No, although I don't know what the reason is, it's definitely not because of that.

But then again, the time of that thing is affected by the hairstyle. Granny Denshi nodded and continued.

Xin Baji replied again: That is definitely a rumor, and you definitely misunderstood that!

…

Then the next day came.

Looking at the small confession room made of cardboard in the small alley between Denshi Bistro and the house next door, Xiaoyu asked in confusion: Excuse me, two adults, what exactly is this?

My money tree. Jiang Cheng blurted out, but as soon as he finished speaking, Gintoki hit his head hard with his fist.

It hurts! What are you doing! Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and shouted, Do you want to fight?! Smelly natural rolls!

Because you are an idiot. Gintoki replied angrily, then he cleared his throat and said sternly to Xiaoyu: Anyway, be happy, this is your shop, from now on you will be here to listen to people's opinions. Repent.”

Xiaoyu looked at the sign outside the confession box labeled Robot Girl Confession Room that said 1,000 yuan a time! Do you want to repent of your mistakes? Complete privacy protection! All confessions heard will be deleted from the record! He said, Do you want me to open the door for business? But I can't collect money.

What are you talking about? Jiang Cheng frowned and retorted, A woman can't say such frivolous words easily! If you don't charge money, you won't be taken seriously! Moreover, it will attract strange people and may even bring all kinds of things with you. The man who planted the virus! Are you right? Gintoki!

I'm so mean to you! Gintoki punched Jiang Cheng on the head again angrily, What kind of business are you talking about? After staying in Yoshiwara for a long time, can you only think of that kind of business?!

That kind of business... Xiaoyu shouldn't be able to do it. Xiaoyu said aloud, Although it is barely possible to cooperate with the sound, the high-temperature device in the body will directly burn [beep——].

I told you it's not that kind of business anymore! Gintoki twitched the corner of his mouth and complained, Is it such a dangerous thing to tell you [beep——]?

That mouth? Jiang Cheng asked with a serious expression.

You can't survive if you don't tell dirty jokes? Gintoki hit Jiang Cheng on the head again and shouted angrily.

The mouth... contains very sharp metal. Xiaoyu replied, After all, sometimes you need to use your mouth to process ingredients first.

It always feels very dangerous. Jiang Cheng murmured, Then forget it, just provide bathing services.

Xiaoyu understands. Xiaoyu nodded.

You don't have to understand that kind of thing! Gintoki continued a little frantically, I told you it's not that kind of business anymore! It's just an ordinary confession room!

Confession room? Jiang Cheng supported his chin and analyzed slowly, Is there really going to be a start?

Ah, that's what's wrong with your head. Go to hell right now!

…

After some fuss between the two of them, Yincai spoke again: Anyway, it doesn't matter. 20% of the profit will be given to the old woman as venue money, and the remaining 80% will be given to me as assistance fee...

Just leave it to me. Jiang Cheng grabbed Gintoki, took a step forward and said.

No, then there will be other problems. Xiaoyu said.

Gintoki yelled with his veins popping: Hey! There should be a limit to greed, right! Why is it all 80% with you! The first thing that comes to mind is me, so 50% goes to me! The remaining 30%...you and Xiaoyu Let’s split it evenly!”

Jiang Cheng retorted without thinking: No, the first person who thought of it was actually me, so I will take the loss and get 7.50%, and leave the remaining 0.50% to Xiaoyu to decide by herself.

That... Xiaoyu wanted to say something.

Okay, okay, Gintoki said casually, We just want to help you realize your dream of helping others.

You...don't you regard me as your father? Jiang Cheng raised his head gently and said with a smile: As a parent, for the sake of your child's dream, what grievances can you not bear?

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