Maybe a Fake Gintama

Latest website: Yue Yong curled her lips in disdain and continued: So, the general wandering around in the street wearing briefs, or the pervert Quanguo wearing briefs, which one would you choose?

I choose to call the police. Jiang Cheng replied silently.

No matter how you look at it, you should choose the last one, right? Yue Yong frowned and replied, Although more has been exposed, the general's identity has not been exposed, and his face has not been lost.

No, compared to face and so on, I feel that I have lost something more important, the basics of being a human being...

Yue Yong supported her chin and murmured, That kind of thing shouldn't be insignificant compared to the general's face, right?

I think face is the least worth mentioning thing, Jiang Cheng waved his hand and continued casually, Guys who are obsessed with that kind of thing are the most miserable creatures.

Yue Yong replied casually: So you have become a useless person sitting at home?

Ah hahaha, Yueyue, are you making fun of me? Jiang Cheng smiled nonchalantly, then showed a serious expression on his face, clenched his fists and shouted: Squatting at home is a derogatory term, I can't stand it. I have never accepted it! If you ask me, squatting at home, office worker, and NEET are all words of the same level!!

You are the only one in the world who thinks so. Yue Yong frowned and complained, then took a puff of cigarette lightly again and changed the topic: But then again, that General has such a heart at such a moment. Run out and play.”

What time? Jiang Cheng asked without looking back.

The current shogunate is not the previous shogunate, Yue Yong replied softly, Even in Yoshihara, you can get some general trends of the shogunate from the mouths of the senior shogunate officials who arrived. Today's shogunate...can't do anything about it. Not calm, general... he has probably become a puppet in the true sense.

His power has become the absolute lowest in the shogunate. I heard that the Hitotsubashi sect also experienced something, and its strength was reduced to a freezing point. I heard that the young master of the previously famous Hitotsubashi sect, Now I have a dark face all day long. The intricate forms, the various intrigues and alliances, the subordinates who are ready to move, the flattery and perfunctory smiles, the calm on the surface but on the verge of breaking out, the general... it is really not easy.

Jiang Cheng smiled casually: Yueyue, when did you become interested in these things?

It's just hearsay.

That's it... After saying this casually,

Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something again and said with a smile: Speaking of which, Yueyue, you are also the leader of Baihua. Do you have any leadership experience? For example... you must always remain aloof and so on, and you must not be caught in your weaknesses. Yes, and... you have to achieve the goal even if you do whatever it takes, right?

Are you an idiot? Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng with a strange look, How could there be such a thing now? And after all, Baihua is just the self-defense force protecting Yoshihara, and everyone is just for Yoshiwara. We just gathered together all day long.”

Ah, that's it.

Then, now... Yue Yong said, looking at the group of Baihua girls who were staring at Jiang Cheng through the cracks in the door with loving eyes, They are just a group of people covered by some idiot's appearance. If it weren’t for the shortage of manpower, I would have changed a group of players and retrained.”

Hahaha, I quite like them. Jiang Cheng squinted his eyes and smiled naively, Sure enough, girls should be more innocent and lively.

Jiang Chengsama said he likes me!

No, it's obviously me you're talking about!

Get out of the way! I have the biggest breasts, you must be talking about me!

With so much padding, do you think others can't see it?!

Listening to the noise coming from outside the door, Jiang Cheng slowly stood up and stretched, then smiled and shouted: Then for the first time, Baihua bust...the physical examination begins now! Don't crowd, line up. Come in one by one, close the door when you come in, do you understand?!”

Hi!!×n

Looking at Jiang Cheng who had put on a white coat at some point and pretended to be holding a medical chart, and the Baihua girls who were scrambling to be the first, Yue Yong shook her head helplessly, and then...

Ignoring Jiang Cheng who was covered in kunai and lying in a pool of blood unable to get up, Yue Yong turned around and left Jiang Cheng's room while holding the pipe in his hand.

Before leaving the house, Yue Yong turned around and glanced at the Baihua ladies who were clustering around Jiang Cheng. She whispered to herself with some uncertainty, If I insist... maybe all I need is one person. The one you agree with will not be easily overthrown, right?

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…

One night, Yoshihara.

Jiang Cheng rarely stayed at home, but sat in a dumpling shop on the street, chatting with Ri Lun and Yue Yong.

Huh? Another festival? Jiang Cheng was surprised, and then waved his hand disdainfully, I'm not interested. The smell of takoyaki all over the street makes me feel sick when I smell it. I don't want to stay for another minute.

That's what I say, but besides takoyaki, there are many other fun things. Hinawa smiled and raised an index finger, For example... uh... for example...

It doesn't matter if you don't know about that kind of thing, Jiang Cheng replied nonchalantly, Anyway, it's just a matter of changing the kimono into a yukata and wandering on the street. No, wait, in this sense it is true It’s very convenient. After all, it’s troublesome to take off a kimono. For a yukata, just one piece is enough, on the bed or something.”

Do you only think about that kind of thing? Yue Yong showed an extremely contemptuous look.

But... if you reach the mountain peak in one go, you always feel like something is missing. Jiang Cheng supported his chin and murmured, In this sense, it feels better to wear a kimono. At least you can enjoy the experience of overcoming obstacles in the process. Happy and so on. But... the kimono seems to have a lot of obstacles, and having said that, I think the yukata is better. It’s really hard to choose.”

It means that too many obstacles are not good, right? Hinawa, who was taking notes, asked with a smile.

Yeah. Jiang Cheng nodded.

Why are you so serious about listening to an idiot talking about this kind of thing? Yue Yong complained angrily, By the way, why do you still remember the sun wheel?

No, I just want to give Yoshiwara's store some service improvement suggestions. Nichiwa explained with a smile, If Jiang Chengsang has experienced many battles, he will definitely be able to make very useful suggestions.

Yeah, you're right. Jiang Cheng folded his hands and nodded, Don't underestimate me, Yueyue, you know that when I travel, most of my accommodations are in various places. It was solved in the store.”

Really? Yue Yong took out a kunai and looked down at Jiang Cheng coldly: Then, I will collect some interest from you for the women you owe debts to. Are you ready? Scumbag?

Why do you know... Jiang Cheng blurted out subconsciously, but then quickly changed his words: No, wait! I have never done that kind of thing! I have also paid the IOU!

Wash inside! Scumbag!!

Ah ah ah ah ah…!!

…

At the festival, which was full of the smell of octopus, one of Jiang Cheng's most hated things, he could hear the laughter of little ghosts, the laughter of lovers coming and going, and the shouts of the stall owners on the roadside.

Jiangcheng, who was holding Nichirin in a yukata in a princess hug, narrowed his eyes and asked: I said...is there something wrong?

What's wrong? Nichiro asked with a smile.

No, although it is for you who have been living underground to enjoy the festival, although everyone has changed into yukata, and although it is true that they have come to the festival, but... why is it in this form? Why do I have to hold you?

Isn't it because you two broke my wheel when you were making trouble? Nichirin smiled and raised an index finger and continued.

Hearing the sound, Yue Yong, who was also wearing a serious yukata standing nearby, turned away silently.

So it has nothing to do with me, right? Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and continued, It's all this woman's fault, right? It has nothing to do with me, right? Why is it me who bears the fault? Why does the protagonist hold such a An older woman went to the festival...

Ara~ The takoyaki at the festival is really different from what we usually eat~ Hiwa held up the takoyaki and continued with a smile, How is it? Is it delicious? Jiang Cheng-san?

Bah!! Jiang Cheng quickly turned his head and spit out the takoyaki that was stuffed in his mouth, Hey! Stop it for me! Eating this kind of thing is like holding such a oiran, but in my eyes It’s just as annoying as the feeling of just an old and unattractive daddy!”

Have a live octopus too~ Nichiwa said to the shop owner with a smile, and then stuffed the live octopus into Jiang Cheng's mouth.

Bah, bah, bah! I'll kill you, believe it or not! Daddy!

Ah! Rilun suddenly made such a sound, and then quickly covered his mouth, blushing and said in a low voice: Jiang Chengsang, it's so... so... so bold on the street...

Hey, where are you touching? Yue Yong's eyes turned cold.

Are you an idiot?! Do you believe anything this woman says?! Jiang Cheng exploded, I have no interest in this kind of old woman!

Ah! Again... Nichirin covered his mouth and exclaimed, but then turned his face away and apologized quietly: I'm sorry, I will bear with it... But don't be too bold, after all, there are so many people... …”

Hearing the sound, the veins on Jiang Cheng's forehead popped out one after another. He gritted his teeth and reminded in a low voice: Hey, please stop it in moderation. This stinky old woman, I told you right...

Yeah~! There!

Hello--!!

…

Really, how can anyone visit a festival like this? Jiang Cheng curled his lips in disdain as he walked, No matter how you look at it, it's weird, right? Passers-by think it's weird, and they all look at us with weird eyes.

Alas~ Rilun covered his face and smiled, I thought Jiang Chengsang wouldn't care about such things, such as other people's strange eyes.

What are you talking about? Of course I don't mind that kind of thing. Jiang Cheng replied casually, and then showed a serious expression on his face, I just think that if others think that I have some weird xp or something, just It’s too bad.”

Ah~! Jiang Chengsang, you are really~~!! Rilun covered his face and shouted, I told you I can't do it anymore!

Hey! You're stupid!! Jiang Cheng shouted frantically, Hey! Yueyue! It's your turn! Switch! Switch!

It's true, Rilun nodded and said, It's indeed time, so let's change Yueyue.

Ah, I don't care. Yue Yong said casually, with an indifferent expression on his face.

Hearing the sound, Rilun smiled and raised an index finger: Then...

…

Two minutes later, Rilun, who was sitting in a wheelchair he got from nowhere, looked at Jiang Cheng, who was holding Yue Yong like a princess in front of him, and smiled and said, Well, the replacement has been completed.

What kind of transformation is this!!! Jiang Cheng, who came back to his senses, immediately exploded, What I said about Yueyue's turn is... No, wait, where did you get the wheelchair! If you have that kind of wheelchair, you should go early Take it out!

Hey, you bastard, touch... Yue Yong finally came to his senses, her face turned completely red in an instant, and her eyes turned into mosquito-repellent incense and kept spinning. Then he started struggling, Where are your hands? Pervert! Go to hell! Go to hell!!

It has nothing to do with me! Jiang Cheng retorted angrily, After all, I didn't touch anywhere, and it seems that you jumped up on your own! Stop it, you stinky woman!

Did I make a mistake? Nichiwa asked with a smile, and then raised an index finger again, Then this time I will change it to...

…

Three minutes later, Jiang Cheng, who was sitting in a wheelchair, looked at Yue Yong in his arms with squinted eyes, and then at Rilun who was standing on crutches, and then he complained wildly: No! Why? That’s right! By the way, can you stand up? Were you able to stand up in the first place?! Hey——!!”

Let me go! Let me go! You bastard!! Yue Yong blushed again and rubbed Jiang Cheng's head crazily.

No, just let me go! Let go of my neck, you stinky woman!!

Do you think I made a mistake again? Riunan asked with a smile, and then raised an index finger again, Then this time...

Three minutes later, looking at Jiang Cheng being picked up by Princess Yueyong, Rilun clapped his hands gently and said, Yo Xi, this is OK. No one has any objections. Let's leave it like that.

Is that so?!!! Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong shouted at the same time with their eyes rolled.

No, I think maybe you two just want this, so I satisfied you two.

That's not true!!! Jiang Cheng complained crazily, and then jumped down first, Just walk side by side normally! There's no need to hug anyone! There's no need to hug anyone!

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