Maybe a Fake Gintama

Latest website: The one who can finally turn a person who commits a crime and becomes an evil spirit back into a human being is not the evil spirit that beheads people, nor is it the God of Death that steals people's souls, but the one who cuts off their sins and saves their souls. Human...

One night at dinner time, after watching the evening news about the recent Death incident, Jiang Cheng said such nonsense.

Oh? It's really rare. Yue Yong, who was leaning against the window and holding a pipe, slowly exhaled a puff of second-hand smoke and replied casually: You can say such a thing, where did you hear it?

As expected of Yueyue, you can tell it's not original so easily. Jiang Cheng squinted and praised with a smile, then propped his chin and slowly thought about it, But it's true, where did you hear it from? Where's the arrival?

Sounds like what an executioner would say. Could it be that you have been caught in some prison and were almost beheaded, right?

Hahaha, Yueyue, you are really good at joking. Jiang Cheng smiled casually, I am a good citizen who has always obeyed the law. But it does seem like I heard it in a dark prison.

No, it's just a loser squatting at home. What's more, what you're going to is not a prison, but a reform school. A school that can reform losers like you and allow losers like you to return to society.

That's too much to say, Yueyue. Jiang Cheng complained, and then showed a somewhat relieved expression, But it is true that prison or something is not the place I should go. If you want to ask why, I have committed an unreasonable crime. Whether they are sinners with forgivable sins or people who violate the laws established by someone and are defined as criminals by someone else, they... are still just human beings in the end.

Yue Yong, who sensed something was wrong, turned around and asked calmly: Aren't you a human?

What a strange question, Jiang Cheng stood up slowly, and at the same time raised the corner of his mouth slightly, chuckled softly, and replied, Wouldn't it be clear if we sleep together or something like this?

Yue Yong blushed, turned away and spat lightly, saying: I didn't ask you if you were a man, you scum!

Jiang Cheng spread his hands, shook his head and pretended to sigh: This is really heartless. You must know that the easiest way to judge whether the creature in front of you is a human is to see if it has anything that humans have. To put it simply - sex...

Whizzing!

puff--

呲——

thump!

Ignoring Jiang Cheng, who was bleeding profusely after landing with a smile on his face,

Yue Yong said coldly: I don't know if the guy who uses that kind of thing to judge whether the other person is a human is a human, but it's obvious that he is a scumbag and an idiot.

So, Yueyue, how do you judge whether the creature in front of you is a human or some kind of monster that has never been seen before and only has a human form?

After hearing Jiang Cheng's voice coming from beside her, Yue Yong's pupils shrank suddenly.

【when! ! ] Looking at the empty floor, Yue Yong was startled, and then quickly turned her head to look beside her.

Enchong sama~

Don't always accompany the God of Death, come to our store and enjoy the glory~

That's right~

The wandering girls downstairs greeted Jiang Cheng cordially, who was standing by the window.

What are you talking about? Jiang Cheng replied with a smile, Since when did I accompany such a fierce woman? To be honest, I still like you more.

Real or fake?!×n

Of course, Jiang Cheng said with a smile, I will go when I have time, but... I like something gentle~

Don't worry! I am the gentlest in Yoshiwara! I will definitely squeeze out every last drop of Master Jiang Cheng with gentleness!

Get out of the way! I am the gentlest! I will definitely let Jiang Chengsama go to heaven very gently!

Everyone, get up! My tenderness will follow Jiang Chengsama to the Kingdom of Heaven! Just seeing Jiangcheng Sama makes me a little wet...

You [beep——], get out of here!

No, I'm just talking about the eyes.

Listening to the jokes among the wandering girls below, Yue Yong smiled easily and said: I only know that I can make such a joke with these wandering girls, and I am not attracted by them because of their identities. The guy who looks at me in a strange way is definitely not a normal person, and if I insist on saying it, I’m just an idiot.”

Huh? Jiang Cheng, who was standing at the window and about to jump down, looked at Yue Yong in confusion, What did you just say? I didn't hear clearly.

Seeing Jiang Cheng's performance, Yue Yong's face instantly darkened, and she asked coldly: What are you doing?

Jiang Cheng rubbed the back of his head and explained with a smile: No, what, I just think that since they have said that, it is difficult to accept such kindness, so I have to experience it, hahaha...

Wash my vagina-!!

ah--!!

…

Gintoki opened the door and walked in. Looking at Jiang Cheng who was lying in a pool of blood and obviously no longer human, he sneered and said: It's really no different from before. Going to a custom shop will cause an accident.

What are you talking about? Jiang Cheng slowly got up, and casually pulled out the kunai tied on his head. I don't remember that kind of time. Then again, do you think this kind of late-night party? Would the protagonist be allowed to go to that kind of place?”

No, by the way, you have been staying in this place for seven hundred chapters, Gintoki pointed at Jiang Cheng and complained with dead eyes, You have been staying in this place since the beginning, and you have never moved at all. As for my butt, I really enjoy life here. By the way, did you know that in animations, the street scenes here must be mosaic before they can be played? Hey, don’t you know at all? Are you an idiot? Are you an idiot?

Huh? Is this what happened? Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and looked confused.

You...are indeed an idiot.

But Kabukicho is similar, right? Jiangcheng waved his hand and replied casually, In Kabukicho, if the street view enters the screen, it must be completely mosaic, right? It's no different from Yoshiwara, right?

It's a big difference, isn't it?

No, there is no difference at all. Jiang Cheng shook his head.

Kabukicho also has its own business, okay? Gintoki argued, and then he looked serious, cleared his throat and continued: Just like our Master House, the Master House that can solve everything.

Isn't it just a small gray workshop that accepts all kinds of work? Jiang Cheng curled his lips in disdain, When did that kind of thing become a regular business?

Don't underestimate the House of Everything! You bastard!

Although I mean that, I underestimate you even more. Make no mistake, Yin... you idiot.

Asshole, we haven't seen each other for a long time. Do you want to start a fight?!

I'm not interested because I'm afraid my hands will get dirty.

You bastard...!! Gintoki clenched his fist and looked at Jiang Cheng angrily, but then he changed the subject and said: Hey, when the war ended ten years ago...where did you go? ?”

Huh? Jiang Cheng was surprised, Hey, you came to Yoshihara in the middle of the night to ask such boring questions instead of contributing to GDP?

That's enough! Answer me quickly!

Gintoki...you... Jiang Cheng held his chin and thought for a moment, then tapped his palm with his hand, Oh! Do you want to go back now...I'm sorry, Gintoki, we can't go back. I don’t remember having sex with you when I came back, so I’d better forget it.”

What a bloody eight o'clock time! Please stop it in moderation!!

Jiang Cheng shrugged his shoulders: So, I don't know anything about what you want to ask.

You should understand, Gintoki finally became serious, raised his eyes and glanced at Jiang Cheng gently, thinking about all the experiences after the war, in some remote dark corners, there may not be only darkness. You …”

You are really disgusting... Jiang Cheng showed an extremely disgusting or disgusting expression, and said with black lines on his head: Are you trying to say that you can find me? You guys... are too disgusting, right? In short, , please give up, I like women!

“I told you it’s not that anymore!!”

Shut up...I really can't bear it, Jiang Cheng said, turning away and leaning on the wall to vomit.

Σ_(???」∠)vomit...

That's why you always make people feel uncomfortable! Gintoki turned away and cursed in a low voice, and then thought in his mind: Really, that stinky daddy (Grandma Denshi) didn't say anything either. . How long will each one of you have to play tricks on? 】

By the way, can you go back? Jiang Cheng asked after wiping his saliva. It's too disgusting, so I hope you can go back. Anyway, it's better for us to see each other less in the future. This may reduce the negative impact on me in your mind. Then, when you have time, you can go to the street to see more women and so on. It may be helpful to you. And don’t worry, I will also forget what happened tonight.

How much do you want to pretend to be stupid?

You... Jiang Cheng looked at Gintoki in shock, Are you still serious?!

Gintoki, with veins popping out on his face, started gearing up: Ah, seriously, I seriously want to send you to heaven.

Σ_(???∠)vomit... Jiang Cheng once again threw up while holding on to the wall.

Ahem, Yue Yong, who didn't know when he was coming, cleared his throat and said, What about that, I'm just passing by, but if he is really unwilling, isn't it a bit bad for you to be so reluctant? . Well... let's give up, and this is a coupon for the pub. Go and get drunk at this time and forget about it. And don't worry, I won't tell anyone, nor will I discriminate against you or even look at it with colored glasses. You, after all... I also know that love comes in various forms.

Looking at the Cowherd's liquor coupon in his hand, Gintoki's face suddenly darkened.

Speaking of which, Jiang Cheng, Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng and asked tentatively: Would it be better for you to take Kagura over here? As for that side...

Didn't this start to discriminate immediately!! Gintoki roared angrily, Speaking of which, I'm not that kind of person at all... Wait, I'm a little nauseous too, I really want to vomit, wait... Σ_(???∠) vomit …”

Gintoki, forget about me. I really can't accept it. Jiang Cheng, who had just vomited, turned around and tried to persuade him kindly, but just after he finished speaking, he couldn't help but hold the wall and vomited. .

Σ_(???」∠)vomit...

I told you it's not like that! Bastard!! Did you do it on purpose?! Gintoki wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and yelled with white eyes, but he couldn't help it as soon as he finished speaking.

Σ_(???」∠)vomit...

Anyway, don't mention this matter again! Jiang Cheng raised his hand and said, That's it! Gintoki! Otherwise, when I think about you sneaking into my tent in the middle of the night during the war, I get chills. It's not just me. , you guys have been in the wig tent, Gaozi's tent and Sakamoto's tent. Although you were kicked out because your feet were too smelly, you really... Σ_(???∠) vomit...

Gintoki immediately clenched his fists and argued loudly: That's just a person who feels a little scared to sleep in a place full of corpses, bastard! By the way, you also secretly ordered takeout from a custom shop at night because you were afraid. Well! Then the next day, the wandering girl who came to the door said, That guy didn't do anything. He just slept together all night. He had to accompany him when he urinated late at night. I thought he was going to play in the wild. In the end, he still didn’t do anything, what a strange guy~” Such words!

No, that's not me, that's you. Jiang Cheng replied with narrowed eyes and raised his hand.

Yeah! It seems to be true! Gintoki was surprised, But why don't I have the impression of paying?

It was Wig and Gao Zai who pooled their money to send that wandering girl away. Because some scumbag said she didn't do anything, so there was no need to pay or anything.

So that's it. Gintoki knocked with his hand, but then he reacted, He's so big!! You're not talking about this kind of thing at all!

You didn't do anything to the wandering girl who came to your door... Yue Yong murmured, holding her chin, and then looked at Jiang Cheng, Speaking of which, shouldn't I also tell A Miao to let the glasses guy consider changing his job? Something like that. Also, don’t worry.”

After saying that, Yue Yong looked at Gintoki again, I won't talk about other things.

Shut up! Stop giving me false ideas! Do you need me to prove it?! You stinky woman!!

Gintoki, it's something you can't do without force... Jiang Cheng turned away silently, Forget it.

You're right. Yue Yong also turned away silently.

Kill you——!!

…

Jiang Cheng curled his lips calmly as he watched Gintoki leave angrily on the street downstairs, saying he wanted to find a place to prove himself.

He's an idiot as always...

The same goes for you. Yue Yong replied calmly.

No, I'm not afraid of having to go to the bathroom with you and having to call my name every ten seconds or something.

Hearing the sound, the corners of Yue Yong's eyes couldn't stop twitching.

Why do you know such a thing?

Actually, during that period... Jiang Cheng turned away silently, I often suffered from insomnia (because of fear).

There's no difference at all! Is it because of fear? Is it because you're afraid of ghosts or something? Are you too powerful? You kill people during the day, but you dare not sleep for fear of that kind of thing at night. Are you all idiots?

Who... knows.