Maybe a Fake Gintama

Latest website: [Ah, what the hell is this? I didn’t expect it to actually turn into my funeral. Is this all my punishment for pretending to be sick because of a small quarrel and trying to test everyone’s feelings? Actually, I know this without having to do this...

After going around in a big circle, I ended up getting killed, but everyone got together because of me. Everyone really cared about me, everyone really cried for me, but I, I...

I should have said this as a matter of course earlier...]

Just when the stone was about to hit the coffin, two...no, three figures suddenly appeared beside Kagura. Two of them stood in front of Kagura, and the other kicked Hasegawa away. Seize Kagura's coffin.

Boom!

After hearing such a voice, Kagura's consciousness came online again at noon. Shinpachi, who was holding the coffin beside him, and Jiangcheng and Gintoki, who had just blocked the stone for him, overturned the five-flavor bottle in their hearts.

Jiang Cheng and Ginshi didn't speak, they just lowered their heads and remained silent.

I'm sorry, everyone. Shinpachi looked at the people in front of him, his eyes trembled, and he spoke in a soft voice that did not suit his personality: Although I am very grateful that you can bury Kagura in a dignified manner, we haven't said goodbye to Kagura-chan yet. .”

With that said, Shinpachi and Gintoki slowly lowered the coffin flat.

Until then, we have something else we have to say.

As Shinpachi finished speaking, Gintoki slowly squatted down, opened Kagura's umbrella in his hand and placed it aside.

I forgot to return the umbrella to you, Gintoki said, slowly standing up, Actually, I originally wanted to take something as a relic, but let alone sunlight and water, even rocks will fall on you. Even if you really reach that world, you still need this umbrella, right? Kagura...

Listening, Kagura's eyes slowly filled with mist, and she bit her lower lip hard.

And... she's not just your mother anymore, Jiang Cheng walked slowly towards the coffin holding an umbrella with a soft expression. The umbrella shade covered the part of Kagura that was not completely covered, You are also me. ...The only existence that no one wants to protect to the end. I originally thought that you would understand even if you don’t say it, but maybe there are fools who can’t understand other people’s thoughts unless they express it personally. This sentence may be You should have said it earlier, Kagura...

I'm sorry.×3

Jiang Cheng and Gintoki spoke at the same time,

But there seemed to be a very familiar little girl's voice mixed into the voice.

Hearing the sound, Gintoki, Jiang Cheng and Xin Baji were stunned at the same time. At the same time, Yue Yong, A Miao and others on the side were also stunned.

[Oops, Aru can speak out now...] Kagura thought in her mind.

Jiangcheng, Gintoki and Shinpachi squatted down at the same time and looked at Kagura, who was looking at the others in the coffin with her big, bright eyes still shining.

Looking at the three people in front of her, Kagura was about to say something, but she just opened her mouth tentatively, and before she even had time to say a single syllable, she was tightly covered by Gintoki and Shinpachi.

At the same time, Jiang Cheng stood up, cleared his throat and said: Hey, what? It's already late. If the farewell ceremony is over, let's start again. Then who can turn the switch on the conveyor belt back on and adjust the speed? A little faster, time machine you know? Just as fast as it feels.

Um... A Miao took a step forward, frowned and said, Isn't Kagura-chan unable to speak just now?

What are you talking about? Jiang Cheng replied with sweat pouring down his face.

Yes, yes, how could you possibly speak? Gintoki turned around, his eyes widened, and echoed in a panic, I didn't speak, I didn't speak. You heard wrong! One hundred percent, you heard wrong!

Shinbaji, who also had bloodshot eyes wide open and was sweating constantly, quickly took over the words: She has collected so much money and performed such a big ceremony. In fact, she is still alive. How could such a ridiculous thing happen!

Completely dead! Gintoki, who together with Shinpachi held up the stone that had just been thrown down, hit it heavily on the coffin. He said while hitting it: That's right! He's already dead!

Let's continue with the funeral! It feels like the body has begun to rot! Hurry and throw it into the incinerator!

Jiang Cheng hurriedly said: Oh! Xin Baji, what's that? The conveyor belt feels a bit slow. It's better for us to carry it and run over! After all, we have to send Kagura off on her last journey!

That's right! Shinpachi hurriedly responded, and then together with Gintoki and Jiangcheng, the three of them lifted the coffin and got ready to sprint at the same time.

But before they could take a step forward, several kunai instantly stuck in front of them, blocking the way.

Wait a moment and speak clearly.

【Yueyue! ! 】Jiang Cheng cursed in his heart, and then said with a smile: What should I say clearly? There is no time now, Yueyue, it is better to let Kagura ascend to heaven as soon as possible.

Um, did she say sorry just now? A Miao asked.

I didn't say it, I didn't say it! Gintoki's head shook like a rattle.

Let me tell you, A Miao frowned, showing a bit of displeasure, Is she pretending to be sick because she quarreled with you and wanted to take revenge on you or something?

How is that possible!! Gintoki had a tough attitude, his eyes widened and he pulled his neck to retort.

But at this moment, Kagura, who was in the coffin being carried by three people, couldn't help coughing twice.

Ahem...ah! Oops...

Hearing the sound, Gintoki and Shinpachi spit out a mouthful of blood at the same time, and then slowly fell to the ground.

It's... terrible... Gintoki, who was still struggling on the ground, made an extremely weak voice, My body suddenly...

No... I'm sorry, Xin Bajia, who collapsed on the ground, said while struggling painfully, I suddenly feel very uncomfortable. Can the funeral continue in a few days?

I...well, Yetu, sunshine, etc... Jiang Cheng covered his chest with a look of pain on his face, and then slowly turned around, What...I'm going back to rest first...I'm going to die...I'm going to die...

Whizzing! !

puff--!

Bah——!

thump!

Hmph. Yue Yong snorted coldly, looking at Jiang Cheng who was lying in a pool of blood with only contempt and disdain in his eyes.

It's okay, A Miao narrowed her eyes and said with a smile, Your illness is... hopeless.

…

Jiangcheng, Kagura, Gintoki and Shinpachi who were tied together were placed on the conveyor belt.

Then let's continue with the funeral. A Miao said with a smile, and then... pressed the conveyor belt controller in her hand.

Funeral for the four of you!×n

Wait a minute——! I'm not wrong! Gintoki shouted, If you want to be cremated, just cremate her!

What nonsense are you talking about Aru?! It's all Gin-chan's fault!!

Speaking of which, it has nothing to do with me! Why should I die with them?! Just let the three of them go, right?! Don't they often say that the Holy Trinity of Everything?! Just fulfill their wishes! That’s it!”

Little uncle, you bastard! What happened to the existence you just mentioned that I am the one you want to protect all the time, Aru?!

Don't you understand the scene?! The only one I love is Sister Jianghua! I don't have an Oppai, a bad character, and a lack of femininity. I hate you the most!

Ah! Did you finally say it?! Did you finally say it, Aru?! Is this what you really mean?! I'll kill you!!

Don't... don't bite, let go!!

Jiang Chengsang, shut up! Most of the plans were obviously planned by you and Yin Sang! Sister, I am the most innocent one! I am a complete victim! I am just the one who was involved. !”

Ahhhhh!!!×4

(End of this article.)