Maybe a Fake Gintama

Latest website: Gintoki quickly took over the words: Maybe it would be better to replace the red bean rice with curry? Isn't that right? Odo-san?

That's right! Jiang Cheng hurriedly crossed his hands and nodded, Sure enough, it would be better to switch to curry!

The head of Xinghaibo took over and said: Yes, but if you spray it too hard, you will get bloodshot. This is also good.

I have no appetite. After saying that, Kagura turned around and walked towards the stairs.

Wait, wait, wait, wait!! Gintoki quickly stopped and admitted his mistake, I was wrong, I shouldn't have said such things while eating.

It was just a joke. It was Gintoki's daily joke before dinner. Jiang Cheng laughed and said, and then looked at Gintoki, Anyway, I have already apologized, so forgive him.

Yes, yes! Gintoki nodded quickly.

Hurry up and sit down. It's rare that Xin Baji has done this specially. The leader of Xinghaifang also advised.

I'm starting to move——!×5

boom! !

A foot under the table kicked Master Xinghaibo hard.

What are you doing?! Jiang Cheng, who was eating red beans and rice, glared at Xinghaifang Master and reminded him in a low voice: What are you eating? Ask me! Now take it out and you What kind of momentum is that!

What does that mean? Master Xinghaibo glanced at Jiang Cheng fiercely while grabbing the red beans and rice on the plate, and retorted in a low voice: I am the true biological father of Kagura in the present continuous tense! In the future Too!

Then show me your identity in the present continuous tense! You're a fool!

Yes! Come on! Baldy! Gintoki also warned in a low voice.

The leader of Xinghaibo, who suddenly had veins on his forehead, widened his eyes and whispered unhappily: Don't use the word bald indiscriminately. Do you think that gray hair will not turn you into bald? You are totally wrong. Don’t you know Grandpa Jam?”

(Grandpa Marmalade: A character in the animated Anpanman with Mediterranean-style white hair.)

Aren't you the one with the hairstyle like Grandpa Marmalade? Gintoki complained.

The leader of Xinghaibo stared at Jiangcheng and Gintoki with his veins popping out, and said in a low voice: Finally, we have red beans and rice to eat. Do you two want to watch the opportunity slip away before your eyes?

Gintoki replied in a low voice with his veins popping out: Huh? It's obvious that you don't even have half a hair's desire to celebrate. It's obvious that all the hair follicles are extinct. What else can escape?

There's no extinction! It's just halftime!

Are you so afraid of knowing the truth? Are you still so afraid that your daughter will become an adult?!

Looking at Gintoki and Master Xinghaibo who were arguing quietly on the side, Jiang Cheng shook his head helplessly, then cleared his throat and said: Ahem...that...

Hearing the sound, Master Xinghaibo and Gintoki stopped what they were doing at the same time.

What's wrong, Aru? Kagura asked Xiang Jiangcheng.

Actually, that...boyfriend...boyfriend...boyfriend...

Seeing Jiang Cheng working hard, Gintoki and Xinghaibo master cheered him up in their hearts.

His buttocks are squirting with curry today. Jiang Cheng pointed at the head of Xinghaifang and said with a smile.

(Boyfriend has the same pronunciation as the third person pronoun in Japanese.)

Hey, are you going to let people eat, Aru? Kagura asked expressionlessly with narrowed eyes.

Can you use it any more?! Gintoki's foot under the table kicked Jiang Cheng hard and cursed quietly at the same time.

It's completely useless! The leader of Xinghaifang also cursed in a low voice.

It's not your turn to talk! Jiang Cheng retorted in a low voice while grabbing the red beans and rice, You two should ask! I'm not her biological father! By the way, I'm talking to you two But it’s different. If it’s the guy Kagura really likes, I will definitely bless them and attend the wedding ceremony! I will definitely personally hold Kagura’s hand and hand her over to the man she likes!”

You bastard! That's my job! It's me who attends the wedding ceremony! It's me who delivers Kagura's hand to the groom!

Shut up! You banquet pudding! Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and cursed softly.

What is the banquet pudding? Is it the pudding for the wedding banquet? Dessert?! Is it just the dessert at the end of the banquet?! Do you want to die? Do you really want to die?!

Sorry, unlike you two guys, I am really celebrating for Kagura. Jiang Cheng took all the remaining red beans and rice on the plate and put it into his mouth.

Who can't say that~ Gintoki shrugged, Now I want to have another bowl.

Are you kidding! I'm the one who wants another bowl!! the leader of Xinghaibo shouted with his veins popping.

Sorry, I'm already on my second bowl. Jiang Cheng said easily as he picked up the red bean rice that Xin Baji had just added.

But then Gintoki and Master Hoshikaibo both reached out and pushed his head into the plate at the same time.

Gintoki: I'm the one who wants another bowl!!

Master Xinghaibo: No, it's me!

Jiang Cheng: You two, get out of here!

Seeing Jiang Cheng and the other two people who were quarreling for no apparent reason and rolling around on the floor as they struggled with each other for no apparent reason, Kagura asked Shinpachi who was standing aside: What are they doing? Those three idiots.

Um, Kagura... Shinpachi looked at Kagura, and easily asked what Jiang Cheng and the other two people couldn't ask -

——What you said just now, you said you got a boyfriend. Is it true?

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng and the three people who were struggling together stopped what they were doing and pricked up their ears.

Actually, I don't understand Aru very well. Kagura said inarticulately while eating red beans and rice.

Huh? Shinpachi was stunned.

Although I received the love letter, I still don't quite understand it. I don't know anything about love or anything like that, but I can feel the seriousness and persistence revealed between the lines in the letter, so if it's just a date, I feel...

Before Kagura finished speaking, three hands slammed the table hard.

boom! !

This is not okay! Kagura-chan!!×3

Gintoki shouted with wide eyes and a ferocious expression: It is the most rude thing to agree to a relationship out of sympathy and pity!

Jiang Cheng stared at his big red eyes and answered: You will never get happiness in this kind of relationship! Right? Gintoki? Bald man? You should understand this kind of thing earlier!

That's right! It's better to break up early, right? Gintoki-kun? Brother-in-law-kun?

That's right, Gintoki nodded without comment, Don't make decisions easily on major matters in life, right? Jiangcheng? Odo-san?

Hmm... Kagura propped her chin up and thought for a moment, then replied: But it's not uncommon to start to like this kind of thing after dating. There are also people who get married by their children. Dad is like this Aru.

As he spoke, Kagura thought of the past when Master Xinghaibo pinched his chin and said to himself with a serious face: There are also loves that start in bed.

After experiencing this memory, Gintoki and Jiang Cheng reached out their hands at the same time and pressed the leader of Xinghaibo to the wall.

Gintoki gritted his teeth and said bitterly: The culprit is you! Bastard! What did you say to the child!!

Jiang Cheng's expression could no longer be controlled. Half of his face twitched and he said, You guy, what did you do to Sister Jiang Hua before we started dating? Hey, do you want to die? You really want to be killed by me. Yet?

You have no right to accuse me! Your arrest warrants are all over the universe! The arrest warrants for Orpemen, Folala, and countless other planets are all posted on Lu'an. There’s no place for birds to poop!” The leader of Xinghaibo argued with rolled eyes, then looked at Kagura and continued: “Is there any more! I didn’t mean that sentence anymore! Hey, God...”

Anyway, I understand I still have a date so I'm going to bed first.

With that said, Kagura turned around and walked towards the attic stairs.

Wait a minute, Kagura-chan. Lord Xinghaibo lowered his head and shouted to stop Kagura.

Huh? Kagura stopped, turned around and made a confused sound.

Gintoki lowered his head and continued: As for the date, just go with what you want.

Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and took over with a smile: But before that...

Can you make that boyfriend... The arrogant Xinghaibozhu raised his head and took the words.

Do you know the Odosans introduced to you?×3

…

Late at night, in a tavern in Kabukicho.

Dad, have another drink.×3

Looking at the already drunk Gintoki, Xinghaibo master and Jiangcheng who drank countless liquors like water, Shinpachi quickly reminded: You three drank too much, right? Yue Cheng-san, do you want to drink water directly? Speaking of which, you have to meet Kagura-chan’s boyfriend tomorrow, right?”

Stop talking! What kind of boyfriend you are, you bastard! Master Xinghaibo yelled, holding up his wine glass, I won't admit that kind of guy with unknown origins!

That's right, bastard, a yellow-haired girl still wants to have impure heterosexual relations, a hundred years too early! With that, Gintoki also drank a gulp.

I will never agree with that kind of brat!! Jiang Cheng clenched his fists and tried his best to control his expression, No! I will never agree with him! Sixteen...no...eighteen...no, twenty years old It wasn’t right before... In short, it’s definitely not possible until the Kagura I think has grown up!”

Shinpachi complained silently: That...isn't it too pitiful? By the way, how old do you think Kagura-chan needs to be to grow up?

Wulu Sai! Shut up! Jiang Cheng yelled.

Gintoki held up his face and complained: You don't know how to refuse, so you get on the adult's elevator without permission, and you don't think about who worked so hard to drag her up? Damn it, you bastard!

Hey! Master Xinghaibo was unhappy for a moment. He pointed at himself with popping veins and reminded, This is my line, uncle, okay! When did you pull my daughter?