Maybe a Fake Gintama

uh-huh?

Jiang Cheng glanced at the squirming Xin Baji and didn't know what to say. However, he thought that he was the most normal adult around Xin Baji, so he finally put down the game controller with a sigh.

So, you came to me for advice because you were going on a date?

Jiang Cheng invited Xin Baji to sit down, turned around and took out two cans of Coke from the refrigerator, handed one to Xin Baji, opened the other one, took a sip and asked at the same time.

Ah... let's just say... that's it...

Xin Baji's twisted expression gave Jiang Cheng a chill.

Hey, I'm sixteen after all. Is it necessary to be so nervous about a first date or something? Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.

It's the first time so I'm nervous, right? Shinbaji retorted loudly with a red face, and then added in a low voice, And I don't know if this situation counts as a date...

Hey, so, do you want me to help you plan? Jiang Cheng asked next.

Uh... I always hear Yin Sang say that you are popular with girls and so on... so I want to hear your opinion... Shinpachi mustered up the courage to say.

Actually, I don't have much experience in things like dating, Jiang Cheng pondered for a moment, then continued, After all, we were already on the battlefield when we were your age, but I have to say that times are really different~

Huh? You went to the battlefield at the age of sixteen?! Is that so early?! Xin Bajie was shocked, So that dead fish-eye natural curl also went to the battlefield at the age of sixteen?!

Absolutely... Jiang Cheng paused and continued, Let's get down to business. Since it's your first date, then as your elder, I have the obligation to help you plan it well! Let me tell you the specific situation!

Actually, I don't know if this counts as a date... As he said this, Xinbaji took out a crumpled letter and carefully handed it to Jiang Cheng.

Jiang Cheng opened it and saw, what a guy!

[As a thank you gift for rescuing me last time, I selected something that I thought was suitable for the new Bachi-kun and sent it. Although it's not a good thing, I will be very happy if you can wear it! If possible, I very much hope to see you again and say thank you in person. If you don’t mind, please contact me~ I’m waiting for your call~——Xiao Se Mi]

After seeing the signature, Jiang Cheng spit out a mouthful of Coke.

I'm also struggling with whether this counts as a date. Even if it is a date, can I really go? Shinpachi lowered his head and chattered, I am the captain of the Temple Gate Guards...

Hey, calm down, Mr. Xin Baji, Jiang Cheng shouted, and at the same time glanced at the cat ears that Xin Baji had put on at some point, You can go if you want.

Hey! I...I...I didn't want...to...go on that kind of date! Xinbaji raised his head and quickly waved his hands to deny it.

Looking at Xin Baji's flushed face, Jiang Cheng was speechless for a while.

Hey, if you don't want to go, what's that thing you're wearing on your head? Jiang Cheng asked expressionlessly.

This... this... Before Xin Baji could find a reason, he was interrupted again by Jiang Cheng.

I don't know what you're afraid of, or what's so scary about this kind of thing. Can't you just go boldly? Jiang Cheng took a sip of coke and continued, Afraid of falling out of love? Or are you afraid that the other person just simply wants to express his feelings? Thank you? Actually, none of this matters! What matters is whether you [stand up] or not! As long as you want to [stand up], you should be brave...

Before he could finish the last sentence, two kunai flew out of the door and hit Jiang Cheng in the head.

Hey! Why is it that what you said was good at the beginning, but then changed? What does it mean to stand up! Do you think I am the same as that stalker orangutan who is in heat every day?! Shinbachi shouted loudly complained.

Ignore this idiot,

Yue Yong's voice came, This guy's brain has never been normal.

I just feel that the new Yatsura-kun has reached the age where he should stand up and want to penetrate into the new world... Jiang Cheng pulled out the kunai on his head while getting up and explained.

Hey! What kind of metaphor is that! What does it mean to be pierced into the new world! Shinbaji shouted.

Huh? Don't you like the adjective piercing? Then why not just use [poke]...

Jiang Cheng still didn't finish speaking and was kicked away by Yue Yong again.

You won't get any useful advice from this idiot, Yue Yong said, taking out a bucket of lubricant. Anyway, remember to bring this with you.

It doesn't make any difference! Xin Baji complained, It's just a date! It's just a date! You don't need such a thing!

What are you talking about? Jiang Cheng got up and said again, Isn't a date just like two young people of the opposite sex finding a dark cinema to watch a dark movie and doing something like this in a dark environment? For something like that, after watching a movie, two people find a dark hotel...

Why is it all black! Xin Baji was almost driven crazy, The date should be pink! Why is it all black here! And what do you want to do with it? Ah! It’s too early!”

I think what this idiot said makes sense. Yue Yong interjected.

It's still a matter of fact. Isn't the purpose of dating just to do this and that? Jiang Cheng asked, Besides, it's not that there is no pink. Maybe you can see it when you turn on the light. That touch of pink... Well!

Jiang Cheng's head was directly pressed into the floor by the angry Shinbaji.

Do you really want this work to be cut in half? Do you want to talk about that part! What exactly do you want to say about that part! Shinbaji yelled with his eyes filled with bloodshot eyes.

I just want to say that the teddy bear is pink... Jiang Cheng replied weakly, The teddy bear I bought is pink!

You can't believe it! You never said there was a teddy bear!

Well, calm down, Jiang Cheng comforted, Anyway, bring these balloons with you, just in case.

As he spoke, Jiang Cheng stuffed something into Xin Baji's pocket.

Xin Baji threw the things Jiang Cheng put in his pocket directly on the ground, You don't need this kind of thing anyway! It's not the kind of date you said!

But just after he finished speaking, Xin Baji was stunned, because those were really several balloons...

I was just thinking about blowing up some balloons and maybe she would like it, Jiang Cheng said, picking up the balloons that were thrown on the ground. And didn't you say you wanted pink? Aren't these pink balloons bad?

Ah...Private Marseille...

Huh? What kind of modesty are you trying to show me? Jiang Cheng was a little confused, You're not going to come up with any crooked ideas, are you? That's not going to work, Mr. Xinbaji.

No, no, absolutely not! Xinbaji shook his head like a rattle, I'm just afraid that the balloon will explode and scare her! That's it!

Forget it, that's all I have to say, Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said, Anyway, just clean up your appearance and go straight away. Little girls of this age have no resistance to boys' sweet talk.

Bring this with you, Yue Yong said, pointing to the two barrels of lubricant.

No... let's forget about this... Xin Bajia walked out with his head lowered.

…

After coming out of Yoshiwara, Shinpachi walked aimlessly on the street.

I obviously found the person who was most likely to help me, but in the end I still didn't get any useful advice... Shinbachi muttered softly.

But just after he finished mumbling, Xin Baji looked up and found that he had arrived at an online tea room without knowing it.

How about we seek help online! Xin Baji had an idea and stepped in at the same time.

…

Shinpachi turned on his computer, gave himself the name [Train Samurai] in the forum, and then began to speak.

[Train Samurai]: I rescued a girl from a perverted uncle on the tram. She said she wanted to see me again and thank me in person. Is this a date? Also, what is dating really like? ————XXX year x month x day x o’clock x minute

Rather than the idiots around me, it’s better to ask for help from people I don’t know. Although I’m not very good at using machines, there’s nothing I can do about it, so I can hear the opinions of various people! Xin Baji couldn't help but praise his cleverness.

Ding dong.

Just when Xin Baji had just finished thinking about it, the computer showed that a reply had been received.

[Fruit Punch Samurai]: Tram Samurai, this is not a place for romance, but a place for samurai to express their beliefs! You have strayed too far, leave me immediately! ————XXX year x month x day x o’clock x minute

Ah, I'm so angry at this person, Shinpachi said to himself, he's obviously called Fruit Punch...

[Tram Samurai]: Sorry, Fruit Punch Samurai-san, I'm actually not good at the Internet, but I'm really distressed now, can you help me? Fruit Punch Samurai-san?

————XXX year x month x day x o’clock x minute

[Fruit Punch Samurai]: It’s not Fruit Punch Samurai, it’s Gui! !

————XXX year x month x day x o’clock x minute

Then you still came up with a ridiculous Internet name! Xinbaji yelled, even shocking the people around him who were surfing the Internet.

[Fruit Punch Samurai]: Go ahead and commit seppuku... Go ahead and commit seppuku... Go ahead and commit seppuku... Go ahead and commit seppuku... Go ahead and commit seppuku... Go ahead and commit seppuku...

Why are you so hostile! Fruit Punch Samurai! This guy is so annoying, I really want to drag him out of the screen and beat him up! Xin Bajiu complained crazily in his heart.

But at this moment, Xin Baji received a new message.

[Abandoned Fallen Angel Shiba Samurai]: Don’t go too far. As long as you are a samurai, you can speak freely on this BBS. By the way, everyone calls me Sword-wielding Little Xishi~ I am a beautiful and lustful frivolous swordswoman~

It's a girl! This person may be able to listen to what I have to say... While thinking this, Xinbaji started typing on the keyboard...

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Today's chapter, I'm really sorry. When I got off work, my stomach hurt so much that I couldn't even drive the car. My girlfriend picked me up from work... (Maybe it was too cold and I took a few breaths...)

I rested at home until after eight o'clock, and then I couldn't bear to type for a while...

I'll make up for what I owe over the weekend... In addition, I sent the contract out today. If you have investment opportunities, you can click on them...

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