Maybe a Fake Gintama

Are you kidding! Didn't you say you could sleep with Atong-chan?!

“I can’t even shake hands now!”

“Give your money back!!”

Seeing the fans who were aroused with indignation and excitement, Shinbachi was a little panicked, I'm sorry, Sakata P, don't talk about accumulating popularity. If you continue like this, you will be sued!

Don't worry, this is just a warm-up. Gintoki replied nonchalantly, The main show starts now. Everyone who buys pillows can get HDZ48 lap pillow coupons.

Oh!! All the fans exclaimed instantly.

Xin Baji turned around and scolded: Wait a minute, Yin Sang! Why are you so presumptuous?

It's okay, it's just the thighs under the pillow, and there's no missing piece of meat. Gintoki still looked indifferent.

Let's line up here~ Jiang Cheng raised his hand and shouted with a smile, Buy three and get one free now~ For only 39,999 yuan, you can get four pillows and four knee pillow coupons~ Everyone, it's better to act than to think~

Looking at the otakus who immediately gathered around him, Gintoki chuckled again and sighed: Really, it's so easy to sell a hundred-yuan pillow for a hundred times the price. It's truly an idol effect.

However, Gintoki had just finished sighing when he heard Kagura on the side saying Fight my knee!!

Seeing Kagura using his knees to send each fan to the pillow, Shinpachi burst out his veins and complained wildly: What are you doing! Who asked you to use this inexplicable boxing technique! What kind of knee pillow boxing? It's just simple and rough. An unreasonable knee strike!

It's better to sleep better with a hard pillow! Kagura said confidently.

Who cares if your pillow is hard or not! Although it is true that they can't sleep at all!! Xin Baji complained again.

Enough is enough!! We are not here for SM Club!!

Are you still considered an idol?!

Refund the money to pay for the medical expenses!!

Seeing the fans who were even more excited than before, Shinpachi was in a hurry again: Sakata P!

Gintoki still didn't panic at all, and shouted: Actually, everyone who bought the pillow has a bigger gift, and I didn't expect it to be HDZ48's companionship by the pillow!

Three minutes later.

Gintoki, who was surrounded by fans who were unconsciously beaten away and severely injured by the sleeping Kagura, spoke again: This is just a warm-up. If you buy now, there will be a surprise. If you buy it, you will get a four-layer storage cabinet for storing pillows. , only 49,800!

He just turned into a TV shopping idiot! Shinbachi complained.

In the end, after Kagura's clenches, elbows and sleeping punches, the fans turned around angrily and left cursing.

Today was not bad, Jiang Cheng nodded at the wad of bills in his hand, You have made so much in just such a short time. Next time, let Nilun and the others come up and sell pillows.

You're so big! Xinbaji cursed, and then hurriedly stopped or tried to retain the fans: Hey, wait a minute!

But...it doesn't help.

But at this moment, a somewhat artificial girl's voice suddenly came from the other side.

It's so pitiful~ To do such excessive things to fans~ For idols, fans are gods. If it were us, we would never let everyone go back with such an expression~

Looking at the girl with pink twintails who made such remarks as if she was playing something, Jiangcheng, Gintoki and Kagura all narrowed their eyes with confusion on their faces, as if to say, Who is this? ?」

However, compared to these three people, Shinbaji and a group of OTAKUs on the side had an unusually big reaction when they saw this girl wearing the same attire as the 47 people behind her: short skirt, tube top, and small devil wings. Everyone stared with eyes wide open in disbelief.

Because we are the special unit of galactic idols who give dreams to everyone in the universe, so~

——!! Xinbaji's eyes were bloodshot, with a look of disbelief on his face, Why...why did they come to Earth?

Everyone, if you don't mind, why don't you try a different handshake with us? GKB48's leading girl, Bichir, shouted to all the OTAKUs, Otherwise... people will be so lonely that they cry~

Uh... disgusting... ugh! Jiang Cheng showed a disgusted expression on his face, but as soon as he finished speaking, he was stepped on by a group of OTAKUs who rushed towards Bichi'er.

I can't believe it!

The number one idol in the galaxy or something!

Me first!!

No, it's me first!

Looking at the enthusiastic fans rushing towards GKB48, Gintoki asked with dead eyes: Huh? What? Giant Rotten Bike 48?

How could it be...how could they come to Edo... Shinpachi still looked unbelievable and murmured: GKB48 brings together the rising stars from all over the planet who have won the idol election, that is, it is composed of The top idol group composed of top idols in the galaxy!

No, how many times do you have to say top? Gintoki was speechless.

Shinpachi continued to talk to himself: The strongest idol in the galaxy! After seizing the throne of the top idol on each planet, he moved to the next planet. Such a special idol unit came to Edo, and even appeared in front of Atsushi-chan. , Needless to say, their next target is...

Teramondou, Bichi'er, who came up with her arms folded, took over Shinpachi's words and mocked: I have already experienced the strength of Edo's top idols. With this ability, I can stand at the top. It seems that The idols here have the worst fighting ability among the planets we have ever experienced. Let me give you a little experience, a real idol handshake meeting!

As soon as he finished speaking, Xinbaji suddenly noticed something and stared at the 48 hanging curtains prepared by the other party with wide eyes.

Everyone... Bi Chi'er, who covered half of her body with a curtain, said with a shy look, Please come one by one in order. I want to cherish the time alone with every fan~

Xin Baji said to himself with a solemn expression: It's just...just a handshake, why do we need to isolate the space?

I really underestimated idols... Jiang Cheng, who had just gotten up and was covered with shoe marks, folded his hands and said solemnly, The handshake is not as simple as we thought.

No, it has nothing to do with simplicity or complexity. Shinbachi replied, and then looked at the other party again, What do they want...

Just in time! At this time, Gao Zai, wearing the uniform of the Temple Gate Guards, volunteered to stand up, Let me do it first!

Gao Zai! Xin Bajia exclaimed.

I'm talking so much about Atong-chan. If I don't want to shake hands with you, I'll look good on you! Gao Zai walked forward without fear, And Shin-chan, I'm sorry, you're with Atong-chan now. To be honest, I don’t know what to do, but I believe you will protect Atong-chan until the last moment!

With that said, Gao Zai ran towards Bichi'er's curtain, I believe Atong-chan will never lose to these guys!!

That guy... Looking at Gao Zai who rushed into the curtain with a determined look on his face, Jiang Cheng showed some admiration on his face, It's not like he has no growth. Trust him, Xin Baji.

Yeah! After hesitating for a while, Xinbaji nodded in response, and then looked at the curtain that was isolated from the outside world with a solemn expression.

Huh? Really? Huh? Is this what happened?

After hearing Gao Zai's words, the curtain suddenly began to shake.

Why is it suddenly shaking? Gintoki was confused.

Gao Zai! Xin Bajia cheered for him, but just after shouting, he suddenly found that Gao Zai, who was only in his underwear, walked out quickly and went to the next curtain.

Gintoki: Eh? Is he taking off his clothes?

Jiang Cheng nodded: I did take it off.

New Eight: Gao Zai!

I seem to have heard a very strange sound. What's going on? What's the sound?

As soon as Gintoki finished speaking, only the mosaic was left, Gao Zai quickly rushed to the next curtain.

Were they completely naked just now? Wait, are they really just shaking hands? What are they doing?

Does the handshake party still require the fans to be naked? Jiang Cheng raised his chin and murmured with a solemn brow, No, no, that kid's [beep——] groan, I always feel that similar sounds can be heard in Yoshiwara. Woolen cloth.

Gao Zai——! Xin Baji shouted again.

No, wait, this isn't a handshake meeting at all, is it? Are you doing something else?

Gao Zai——!

Gintoki, look, there's something weird and common poking out! That mosaic... Hey, what's going on? What exactly is a handshake? Why does a mosaic appear on a handshake? How do you hold it to make it appear? Mosaic! But having said that, this kid has developed... quite well...

Is this the time to say something like this?!

Gao Zai——!

Seeing Gao Zai, who was covered in mosaics and hurried to the next curtain, Gintoki complained again: My whole body is covered in mosaics! What the hell is going on! Gao Zai——!

Gao Zai——!

Gao Zai?

Gao Zai——!

Gao Zai?

Gao Zai——!

Amidst Gintoki and Shinpachi's shouts one after another, the man finally... came out.

thump!

Seeing Gao Zai falling to the ground wearing only shorts, Xin Baji was the first to rush forward and help Gao Zai up: Cheer up! What happened? Gao Zai!

Gao Zai, who showed a refreshing expression as if he had seen through everything, still had a certain radiance on his face, and said: When I get home, I will burn all the pornographic books...

What the hell happened!!

No, do you still need to ask what happened? This is exactly what happened. This, he must have done something unsightly. This refreshing expression on his face has entered the sage mode! It's completely He’s just like Jiang Cheng who went to Hualiu Street for the first time!”

No, it's the same as you. Jiang Cheng retorted with narrowed eyes.

Gao Zai, tell me quickly what happened inside?

……Blank.

Exactly the same. Jiang Cheng murmured with his chin propped up.