Maybe a Fake Gintama

That's...a single toilet!! In order to resist the temptation of the curtain, are we going to have a handshake meeting in the single toilet?!

It's too... too vulgar, Bichi'er covered her mouth with a disgusted and disgusted expression on her face, How can fans be happy when holding a handshake meeting in a place like that...

But before the words could be said here, Bichi'er suddenly heard the following discussion coming from her team...

What's going on in the bathroom?

Is it possible to see such... such a thing?

How can this be……

But this is a toilet!

Ah! It seems that the fans have begun to waver!

I'm sorry, we know exactly what those senior OTAKUs are thinking... Guanzi grinned and said, If you want to ask why, we have two disgusting OTAs here...

boom! boom!

Gintoki, who was hit on the head by Eko and Yae at the same time, rolled his eyes and slowly fell to the ground.

Jiang Zi crossed his hands and curled his lips in annoyance: Who is that disgusting OTAKU like Xin Baji? Do you believe that he will be killed?

No, I'm not that disgusting OTAKU anymore. Yae said silently.

I'm sorry, it seems you still don't know OTAKU very well, Jiang Zi glanced at the fans who were constantly pouring into the team, and continued in a calm tone: For those who are as unfavorable to women as Shinbaji, For Cheery, what they want is disgusting. The more disgusting it is, the more excited they feel, character? What is that? What they like is disgusting fantasy, little girl.

No, I said, can you not use me as an example? Bahui said silently.

Tch! Bichi'er gritted her teeth and gritted her teeth, with a look of resentment on her face.

Hey, Gin-chan, uncle, what's going on Aru?

I've never heard of shaking hands in the toilet, Shin-chan. A Miao also frowned to express dissatisfaction.

No more sister! Bahui quickly defended.

Looks like it's not just the fans who are shaken!

Juanzi said unhurriedly: No,

Since this is your first time participating in a handshake event, it's normal for you to be too shy to look at the fans.

Jiang Zi raised an index finger and took over with a squinted smile: So we decided to let you get under the toilet and just stretch out your hands to wait. In this case, it doesn't matter what embarrassing things happen.

The paper then added: After that, just shake hands with them one by one. You will relax when you can't see anything. You can hold whatever you want. In short, just hold it. Just use your hands as toilet paper.

For cleaning, prepare a lubricant with cleansing ingredients that is very friendly to the skin. This is probably the process. Jiang Zi clapped his hands as he spoke, Then prepare...

boom! boom!

A Miao, who hit Jiang Cheng and Gintoki's faces with two fists at the same time, rolled his eyes and cursed angrily: What kind of perversion do you want people to play?!

Did you hear what you just said?

I'm going over there!

I also need to go!

In an instant, a crowd of fans with nosebleeds and excited expressions rushed to the HDZ48 handshake venue!

Oh! More people have left the GKB48 team! HDZ48 has taken away more GKB48 fans with its terrible Bitchi plan!

These abominable bastards!! Bichi'er cursed bitterly, veins pulsing on her face.

The main chapter is coming next, let's get started. The paper with nosebleeds on his face was held in his hands with a relaxed look on his face, Open your eyes, everyone, the real power of Bichi...

Let you see it!! Jiang Zi and Juanzi shouted at the same time.

But the next moment…

The two of them were beaten away by Yue Yong, A Miao, Jiubing Wei, and Kozaru at the same time.

Who are you saying is Bichi?!×4

Ugh!×2

…

Are you kidding? I have no interest in the handshake party at all. I'm just here to let the president apologize. Yue Yong frowned, her words full of dissatisfaction, And now I'm talking about shaking hands in the toilet. , you might as well hire people from Yoshiwara.

That's not the problem anymore, Miss Yueyong... Bahui said silently.

Isn't that just right? Juanzi looked disapproving, and glanced at Jiang Zi indifferently, You are here to wipe this idiot's butt anyway, right? So what's wrong with going directly to the toilet?

Hey, who's butt is dirtier than those OTAKU's [beep——]? Jiang Zi frowned and expressed his dissatisfaction.

Jiang Chengsang, no one said that. Bahui spoke again.

Xiao Yuan said seriously: Anyway, it goes without saying that I am the producer's meat and potatoes.

Just shut up! Yahui complained.

Kubei also expressed his dissatisfaction: Before I was an idol, I was a samurai first. How could I hold such dirty things? The only things a samurai can hold are swords, the weaknesses of powerful men, and the Yagyu family's time control and inheritance. Inheritance rights also include stock rights and rice balls.”

Stop holding rice balls after holding so many dirty hands, you sect samurai!

And asking fans to shake the hand stretched out from the toilet is too disrespectful to the fans present. We have to cherish the fans more, so... As she said this, A Miao looked at the hand stretched out from the toilet in front of her. The hand that came out, stuffed the fan into the toilet.

Please take care of your fans! !

At the same time, considering the hygiene aspect, simple lubricant is not enough, so in the end we decided that what we were holding was not the hand, but the fate of Clift (the instant death monster in DQ4).

Don't think of fans as mud-hand monsters, okay? Don't hold Clift's feet either! It's Clift who's holding him back!

Then, even though a lot of things have happened, A Miao said, pulling down the toilet cord, just flush it all away with water~

It can't be washed away! Your evil deeds and Clift's resentment can't be washed away by even a big stream of water! !

A Miao clapped her hands and walked out, raised her index finger and continued nonchalantly: In short, it's just like the movie Gintama, as long as fans buy tickets to enter the venue, even if the movie is bullshit, the money I will also keep accounts obediently.”

Don't say such outrageous things! Don't compare it to your rip-off nightclub, okay?

At this time, a group of fans surrounded the fan who had just been rushed out and asked questions.

Hey! What happened?

The wet fan replied: Uh... I seem to have touched something soft like Kerry...

Kree?! Something soft?!

There seemed to be water spraying out at the end... wetly continued.

Spray holy water?!

In an instant, all the fans lost their composure and rushed towards A Miao.

I'm going to line up at OTAE!

Delicate appearance but unexpectedly bold and open, OTAE competition is high!

Seeing the fans rushing to the front, Yae complained: Everyone miraculously misunderstood what they were queuing for!

Okay, okay, A Miao said with crescent eyes and waving her hands to the fans in front of her: Don't be anxious, everyone. Please enter the toilet one by one in order.

Well, it's okay as long as there are people in line, Al. Kagura on the side said nonchalantly.

But at this moment, the little ape suddenly heard ridicule from the side.

Pffff~ I'm really laughing to death. Xiao Yuan raised his eyebrows with a teasing expression on his face, How can there be anything soft in that kind of woman? At first glance, she looks like a cliff made of the Rocky Mountains. It’s just a tough Sasquatch that gives people the illusion~”

Don't be jealous of me just because there is no one in your toilet, right? A Miao replied with crescent moon eyes and a smile, Monkeys should act like monkeys, how about sitting on the Hericium mushrooms honestly?

OTAE, Hericium erinaceus is not for sitting on, it is a serious wild mushroom that has been growing for many years. You don't even have a hard brain, do you?

Seeing the two people facing each other tit for tat, Kagura quickly spoke out to persuade: Hey! Big sister! Little ape!

But it has no effect.

A Miao still looked at the little ape in front of her with a smile on her face: So I asked you to sit on those stinky men's mushrooms.

Did everyone hear this? Xiao Yuan shouted deliberately, This is the true nature of OTAE!

Who is your opponent? Bahui complained wildly.

What are you talking about? Kozaru shrugged and replied matter-of-factly: Although this conference is the decisive battle of the top idols, before that it is the electronic perfume finals first!

The devil knows!!

I won't give up my C position! Compared to this crazy woman, lining up here is the best solution! As he said that, Xiaoyu deliberately pulled up his chest to reveal a little bit of his career line, and faced the fans. He deliberately winked, Don't you want to shake hands with me? I have two softer things here~

The fans who were stimulated turned around and rushed towards the little ape with excited expressions.

As expected!

Obviously she is a girl with glasses, but her body is so willful and wild, it's amazing!!

…

Looking at the little ape who stole her fans, A Miao spoke bitterly with blue veins and white eyes: Damn it! Shameless woman!

Ah ha ha ha~ the little ape laughed like he was forgetting everything, The C seat will always be mine! Clift just stay in the carriage and splash the holy water!

(Holy water: a prop used in the DQ series that can prevent monsters from approaching. )

boom!

The little monkey led a fan into the single toilet and closed the door. After a while, he made some bad noises.

No, please hold it more gently.

Wait a minute! What are you doing in there! Bahui complained crazily.

If you hold it so hard, it will break. The little ape, who was holding Bray like a baby and pushing Bray's buttocks toward the hand stretched out from the toilet, said in a pretentious manner, Those two soft TAMA~”

That's Bly's golden ball!! A Miao walked in and stepped on the little ape's head and Bly into the toilet.

What on earth are you doing? Is this a handshake meeting for graduate students of the DQ48 Carriage Group (bench group)?! Yahui complained again, By the way, where did you find these people who don't have a world view at all? ah?!