Maybe a Fake Gintama

It's just a walk on the street, it's not a big deal, said Xin Baji, who couldn't help but suggest, If not, let's go for a walk now.

Hey? Really? Is it really possible?! Xiao Semi said in disbelief, It's great that I took up the courage to say it~

As he spoke, he was so exaggerated that he was moved to tears, Ah, what's going on? I can't see clearly~

As he spoke, he wiped the tears from his eyes...

…

Seeing this scene, A Miao and Kagura went crazy even further. Jiang Cheng and Gintoki were pushed to the ground and beaten by the two of them.

It's better to be blind and never see for the rest of your life! Kagura said fiercely while beating her.

So why did you hit me? Just go to her! Gintoki shouted at the top of his lungs.

Hey! That's enough! Jiang Cheng couldn't help but stretched out his hand and grabbed A Miao's hand.

Looking at Jiang Cheng who was serious, A Miao blushed, Looking at me so seriously... I also...

With that said, A Miao withdrew her hand, but the force may have been a bit strong, and she threw Jiang Cheng away.

When Jiang Cheng got up, he wiped the blood on his head and glanced into the distance. At this time, Xin Baji and the girl were already holding hands and walking farther and farther into the distance...

Hey, they two have left...

…

At this time, Jiang Cheng and the others followed Xin Bajia to a strange-looking building.

Little Semi's Home, Jiang Cheng read out as he looked at the signboard, I never thought that Mr. Xinbaji really wanted to take that step bravely~

In the last episode, Shinpachi rescued a cat-eared girl who was harassed by a drunkard on the train. For various reasons, he ended up at the girl's house... Gintoki chattered about the review of the previous episode.

No need to say that! Jiang Cheng couldn't help but remind him, There's no need to say that kind of thing!

Hey? Why?

Because today is three chapters in a row! Jiang Cheng replied.

Hey? Really? That lazy author really updated three chapters in a row? What's going on? Is your brain broken? Gintoki said in surprise, I got sick after being scolded by the bald leader of the unit. ?”

Hey! You don't need to say these words! Jiang Cheng quickly stopped and covered Gintoki's mouth, Because when I went to the toilet, I accidentally touched the bald leader's little earthworm or something. Such a thing absolutely does not exist. !”

So that's it, so this is the reason why the bald leader always goes to the toilet in a single room and there is never an outside urinal... Gintoki murmured.

Just a glance, the bald leader thought that I... the writer was laughing at him, so he called a certain writer to the leader's office and teased him for a long time, no. Jiang Cheng muttered disdainfully, Besides, I ...The author of Poujie really swears that he didn’t see it clearly. How could he be able to see clearly something like a few centimeters with just a glance!”

That's enough for you two! How many dirty jokes are you going to say in front of the two ladies! A Miao reminded, If this continues, the name of this work may really need to be changed. Although I don't care, why not change it to Maybe it's this fake Gintama, not the River Soul, but the Second Soul!

That might as well be called Music Soul Aru! Kagura said while holding her hands.

How about calling it Second Soul × Happy Soul? A Miao suggested.

Okay Aru! Kagura replied, You are such a big sister! You can think of such a good name!

That's bullshit! In short, the author has told me that this chapter must end this chapter. Such a low word count is not good! You must end this chapter in the next 1,900 words! Jiang Cheng said sternly .

Voice-over: You are all too much, okay? It’s you who are dragging down the word count, okay! Can you start quickly? And this isn’t the beginning either! There is absolutely no need to talk about the size of the bald leader’s earthworms! When the boss sees it, he will put some shoes on the author who beats the street!

Yoshi,

Another hundred words have been lost, so start over! Jiang Cheng shouted and then looked at the erotic-looking little pornographic girl Zhijia again, What do you think Mr. Xin Baji is doing now?

Peel the Green Skin Aru! Kagura raised his hand first and said.

Who taught you such words! Jiang Cheng shouted wildly, then stretched out a finger and continued seriously, This should be said to be preparing to hit base. This metaphor is better.

It's better to just say [beep——], then [beep——] and finally [beep——]. Gintoki said.

Don't worry, everything has been silenced. Jiang Cheng said to A Miao beside him.

You guys... A Miao said, already raising her fists, That's enough!!!

…

At this time, Xin Baji was just ready to step onto the ladder of adulthood and took a bath for himself. However, as soon as he walked out of the bathroom, he found that Xiao Se Mi was missing.

Xiao Semi-chan? Where have you gone? Shinpachi muttered, but the next moment he turned around and saw a card.

Shinpachi picked up the card and took a look...

【Your heart and wallet have been taken away by me ~ Cat Phantom Thief Maya (kiss)】

Shinbachi adjusted his glasses, and then... they exploded instantly! “Ahhh————!!!”

…

Hey, it's out... Jiang Cheng looked at the little girl coming out of the strange building, and reminded the three people beside him, Is it too fast? Is the new Bachi-kun's physical strength a little bit... No? It’s really troublesome now, what should I do now?”

We can only pretend not to know, Gintoki suggested seriously, In the future, we should not say words like [time] [duration] [once] [launch] in front of Shinpachi-kun. Boys will definitely not be able to stand it. Words.”

That makes sense. I hope he can come out slowly on his own... Jiang Cheng sighed softly and said, Hey? Where is the new Bachi-kun? Why didn't the new Bachi-kun come out?

He must be too shy to come out because he thinks he is too useless. That must be the case! Gintoki analyzed.

Ah, I don't think that's the case Aru, because... Kagura pointed at the little Semi who had walked away, That girl is holding Shinpachi's wallet...

Jiang Cheng/Yinshi/A Miao: “…………”

What a joke! Since you have to pay, why not go to Yoshihara! I can also give him some discounts! Jiang Cheng was the first to express his dissatisfaction.

That's not it! Gintoki couldn't help but punch Jiang Cheng, It seems like that girl is a thief!

Huh? Really? Is this really the case? Jiang Cheng asked uncertainly.

No matter how you look at it! Gintoki said, already rushing out in the direction of the girl's escape, Stop! Soul Dan!

The little girl glanced behind her, sneered, said nothing, and continued running forward.

Seeing that the other party showed no signs of stopping, Gintoki took out his wooden sword and threw it at him.

But it should be said that it is worthy of being a cat. The little colored cat dodged Gintoki's wooden knife with a slight jump, and stood firmly on the notice board of a building beside the road.

Ah hahahaha... Xiao Semi laughed crazily, Who are you? Are you a family member of that little boy? Brother? Why are you making such a bad face? You are not following that boy because you are worried about him. Bar?

Saying that, the little girl sat directly on the notice board, Don't worry, I didn't do anything, I didn't destroy your brother's virginity~ All I want is love~ Yes, I am the heart-stealing cat Kaitou Mayo!

The most beautiful thing in the world is love! Xiao Semi, no, should be called Miye. Miye looked at Gintoki below with interest and continued, But love is an intangible thing, so as a steal To get proof of love, I'll lend you my wallet.

Looking at Mi Ye who took out a wallet from his arms and kissed her, Gintoki couldn't help but said, Is that Shinpachi's wallet? I don't know what you are talking about. After all, you are just a thief. A little thief of money?

Your brother is really a masterpiece. I didn't expect that there would be such an innocent child these days. He completely fell for my trick~ He even wore the cat ears I gave him on a whim. It was so funny. As she said that, Mi Ye made a coy look, It makes me feel like I'm in love for the first time, my heartbeat has accelerated~ It makes me want to play more and more~

Hey, hey, I said you don't have to keep pretending to be cute, right? Gintoki couldn't help but remind him, I quite like those kind of cute characters.

Hey? Gintoki, do you like that kind of girl? Jiang Cheng appeared out of nowhere, I thought you just liked girls with short hair who look like someone if they change their hair to purple. Here~

Who do you think likes Takasugi? Gintoki shouted.

Huh? So you like Takaji! I didn't even know about it. Jiang Cheng said with some surprise.

Hey! You guy! When did... Mi Ye was shocked because Jiang Cheng's voice came from behind her.

Actually, after all, it's partly my fault. If I let you escape like this, I feel a little sorry for Shin Bachi-kun, Jiang Cheng said and frowned again, But I've never hit a girl before. I’m so confused, what should I do?”

Don't worry! A Miao's voice came from above Jiang Cheng.

There are two girls like us, Aru! Kagura's voice came.

Yeah, then I'll help you two [ladies]. Jiang Cheng said, looking up at Kagura and A Miao on the roof, and then jumped down from the billboard.

At the same time, A Miao and Kagura shouted at the same time and jumped down towards Mi Ye.

boom! ! !

With quick eyes and quick hands, Miye jumped down from the billboard first. She just breathed a sigh of relief, but when she turned around, she saw the huge billboard smashing towards her...

boom! ! !

Dust rose, and Kagura and A Miao also landed safely at the same time.

But when the dust dissipated, everyone discovered that Mi Ye was unscathed!

It’s the new Baji! It's Shinbaji who blocked the billboard!

Everyone, stop it! Shinbaji shouted and pushed the billboard away. When it comes to love, the one who falls in love first loses, right?

Saying that, Xin Baji wiped his sweat, glanced at Mi Ye behind him, smiled with some relief and said, It doesn't matter, anyway, I don't bear any grudge against Xiao Se Mi Jiang, I should say I want to thank you, although The time was short, but you allowed me to experience the joy of falling in love, so please allow me to say...

Mi Ye was gradually affected by Xin Baji's words, and the blush on her face became thicker and thicker. This boy, this boy didn't resent herself at all, and...

...I lied to you! Bastard! After shouting, Mi Ye was knocked down by the furious Shinbaji...

Jiang Cheng/Yinshi: …………

Only A Miao smiled and applauded her brother.

Shinpachi slowly walked past Jiang Cheng and Gintoki. After reaching a certain location, Shinpachi took out the cat-eared headdress in his arms, took a look at it, and threw it directly into the sky...

(New Baji Love Chapter, end!)