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Xixi, who took out a handkerchief to wipe his hands, continued: Well, I don't blame you if you don't drink. What kind of wine is this kind of vulgar wine?

I'm so sorry! The waitress who was obviously still in shock apologized carefully, This is... the wine that Mr. Maomao also likes...

Really? Xixi put down the handkerchief and replied casually, Sorry, can you clean it up?

Right...right now! The lady who was supposed to be the host quickly got up and cleared the table with her companion on the other side who was clearing the table with the same fear.

I'm not referring to this... Xixi said calmly, I'm referring to you.

As soon as he finished speaking, the two escort girls who had just reacted were slashed in the back with the knives in the hands of two members of the team who came behind them at some unknown time.

The blood sprayed out instantly made everyone present stunned at the same time.

Ah——! A scream sounded, but it soon stopped.

Do you think you can satisfy me with the same thing as entertaining him? Xixi asked lightly, I, Tokugawa Xixi, am a man who builds a new era. In this case, wine, women and subordinates must all be above Above the old master. If you don’t have any wine, find a beautiful woman to serve you.”

A Miao, who was squatting to take care of the waitress who had just been chopped down, her shoulders shaking slightly, said without looking back: What are you guys doing? You are hurting innocent people one after another, casually You even said that you want to change the world and so on...what kind of new era is this?! Who else will follow you!

Seeing A Miao standing up excitedly with tears in her eyes and asking for it, the two members of the team on the side instantly took action and captured A Miao.

But even so, A Miao did not stop talking, and her words were fierce: If you don't even protect the citizens who support the country, what kind of general are you?! What kind of police are you!

Miss A Miao! Xiao Qianxing hurriedly reminded him, wanting to stop and save her, but was stopped by the looks of two team members.

Xixi didn't take it seriously. She slowly stood up with her hands behind her back, walked out of the booth on her leather shoes and walked slowly towards A Miao, while speaking lightly.

This is what I call a new era, that is to say, useless police officers who can protect citizens but cannot protect generals, incompetent generals who cannot protect the country and die. This era does not need them.

With that said, Xixi, who had already arrived in front of A Miao, took the sword from the hands of the team member who was kneeling on the ground respectfully and pulled it out.

After handing the scabbard to the soldier,

Xixi pinched A Miao's face with her left hand, And... we don't need the ignorant people in the new era to oppose us.

A real policeman, a real samurai wouldn't do such a thing. That man... wouldn't do such a thing.

Looking at A Miao who was staring straight at him with tears in his eyes and saying this, Xixi didn't show any expression on his face. He just came closer... and put the sword in his hand around the opponent's neck.

thump!

thump!

thump!

Fourteen, whose heartbeat gradually accelerated and became harder every time, clenched his fists, looked back suddenly with cold eyes, and punched out the fist with all his strength.

However, although it hit someone firmly in the face, this person was not Xixi.

At the same time, everyone was shocked by this scene, including Xixi who was about to swing his sword.

In an instant, Gintoki came to Xixi's back and received Shishi's punch head-on. He removed Shishi's hand and said calmly: Put your fist away and use it to hit the person who left you alone in the future. Stupid boss.

As he said that, Gintoki's expression changed instantly, he gritted his teeth and turned around quickly, and hit Xixi's face hard with his clenched fist.

Ugh! After screaming, Xixi flew out and hit the table a few meters away.

There's no need for you police to take action, Gintoki retracted his fist and glanced at Xixi, who was unconscious on the table, Drunks should be dealt with by drunks...

As soon as Gintoki finished speaking, countless swords were pointed at him.

You bastard! What have you done to the general?! A member of the team saw his eyes cold and roared through gritted teeth.

Moses Moses~ Sasaki, who then stood up and came to Xixi with his mobile phone, said to himself while taking out his mobile phone to take pictures and edit text messages, Xixi-sama, are you still alive? Can you use email now? Do you want to record your heroic appearance? Hey, hey, the injury he suffered before is finally healed, how sad it is~

After sending the text message to Nobume, Sasaki glanced back at Gintoki who was surrounded by a group of Kaikai team members, Mr. Sakata, I never thought you would take action before Mr. Hijikata. For a group of boring people, He is willing to commit a serious crime that cannot be redeemed even if he commits seppuku a hundred times.

Gintoki raised the corners of his lips disdainfully: You're kidding, I am the most sincere loyal minister of His Idiot Highness. I want to forget about official duties and have a drink tonight. This is what the fallen Mr. Ichiki Bui Kiki said. I I just want to accompany him to have fun. Doesn’t he just want to explore the lives of ordinary people? If you bite someone here, you will be bitten back. This is common sense. Don’t punch or kick others if you are not prepared to be counterattacked. Xiang Xiang. Remember to tell this sentence to that young master who is ignorant of the world and the lackeys.

the other side.

Looking at Kagura beside him, Sougo said speechlessly: Hey, what do you want to do? Do you know what the situation is now? What on earth did you come here for?

Aren't you a police officer? Kagura responded casually, You should clear up the traffic. How can you ask me to walk my dog?

Where are the police officers here? Sougo looked at the rogues in front of him who were holding weapons and seemed to be ready for battle, Don't you know? We are already...

Since it has been disbanded, why don't you take off that uniform? Kagura interrupted Sougo and asked, and then changed the subject, I heard about it, it seems that you were thinking about that from that time on. Sumi-chan is being protected by some idiot (brother) who always likes to cause trouble for others, Aru.”

Sougo turned his face slightly and made a tut in his mouth: No, it's just that the other party didn't mean to kill her, because she is my sister's friend or something, and it's you she wants to thank. And it's you. ...I failed to protect the most important person, and Her Royal Highness the Princess must also hate me very much. She must think that I am just a swordsman who failed to protect her brother.

What are you talking about? Aru? Weren't you the one who was with her at that time, Aru? Isn't it because of you that everyone who survived that ship was because of you? Kagura picked her nose with her little finger and looked disapproving, But speaking of it, Chengye-chan doesn't have any complaints. It's because of your idiot's fault that she doesn't dare to eat offal anymore. However, she has prepared a shop that suits your taste to entertain you. She wants you to tell her that besides Whatever you like to eat besides offal, I will eat it all on your behalf. You’re welcome.”

No need to thank you! Why are you the one who went to eat? Isn't it me who Her Royal Highness wants to invite?!

Kagura casually flicked off the dirt on her little finger and continued casually: What's wrong? Are you ready to accept others' thanks? Finally, you are willing to accept that even if you are not the real Selection Team, there are people who survive because of your protection. Have you come to this point? Can you accept that your own hands have actually protected many people?

Then, don't worry, even if you don't wear that uniform, many people know Aru. You...you are the police. Even if you want to do something later, we all know that you are the real Sengumi, so stop hanging around here. Hurry up and release the orangutan from the cage, or go to divert traffic and get to work.

Sougo, who was pushed from behind by Kagura's tirade, doubted himself: Huh? Could it be that I'm being encouraged by you now? Do you think I'm depressed?

Kagura showed a look of disgust: How is that possible? I just think you stink to death, and I want you to change that uniform quickly.

Then I have decided that I will never take off this uniform for the rest of my life! I will never let you have your way! As he said that, Sougo slowly walked towards the rogues in front of him, Did you hear that? You idiots Fish, as long as I don’t take off this uniform, the Shinsengumi will not die!”

Saying that, Sougo rushed over with a ferocious expression, So no matter what, you all have to die!

What's the difference between this result and just now!

Can't you just listen to what others say? We are...

It's too late to beg for mercy now! Sougo interrupted Roshi with a ferocious expression.

You're preventing me from walking my dog, you bastards! Kagura also rushed over with a curse.

But just then, a familiar voice sounded.

Wait, wait! Please calm down! Captain Okita!

After hearing Yamazaki's voice, Sougo and Kagura stopped at the same time.

Looking at the familiar members of the Shinsengumi standing with the rogues, Sougo asked the transparent Yamasaki: Why are you with the anti-Yi patriots? Hey, Yamasaki, what do you want to do?

Eh! Yamazaki was shocked, his expression became constipated, and cold sweat dripped down his face covered with black lines, What? Why are you just asking me? You usually don't treat me as a human being, why are you just asking me now? ah.

If you don't answer what I want, I'll make you walk around in pain, just you.

Yamazaki, who was frightened by Sougo, instantly hid behind a mysterious cosmic creature, and said tremblingly: No...it's not what you think! Captain Okita! I said, you guys should say a few words for me!

[Please calm down] Elizabeth raised the sign.

No, let's forget about being stupid like this!

Yili! Kagura was surprised.

You are from the Gui faction, right? Sougo clenched the knife in his hand and prepared for battle.

【Calm down! Sougo! ] Saito finally raised the writing board.

Brother Zhong...

[There is a reason for this...] Elizabeth also raised the signboard.

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