Maybe a Fake Gintama

Wait...wait a minute! Kagura!

Jiang Cheng, who was being trampled by Kagura, said intermittently: You're kidding! I was just joking! How could I be interested in that kind of sacred object... thing? It's just a joke!

No, you just said holy objects. Shinbachi pushed the second generation on the bridge of his nose and said expressionlessly.

A Miao on the side shook her head and said seriously: Xinjiang, women's panties are sacred objects no matter what era.

No, there has never been such a statement. Xin Bajiu argued speechlessly, then looked at Jiang Cheng, and continued helplessly: By the way, what did you do with Mrs. Jiang Hua's panties? Even if you get it, What are you going to do?

Hearing this, Jiang Cheng blushed and turned his face away silently: Don't...don't force me to say it, it's strange...it's so shameful.

Xin Baji suddenly felt bad. His veins were bursting and saliva was flying everywhere, and he shouted: Are you still planning to do something that you can't say?! It's disgusting! It's really disgusting!

Hmm... Jiang Cheng thought for a moment, then showed a confused look on his face, Xin Bajiao, what are you thinking about? I just want to keep it as a holy relic, and wait until the future Holy Grail War to take it out. It’s just a matter of summoning heroic spirits.”

Who believes it! What is the Holy Relic?! What is the Holy Grail War?! It's not a world view at all!

No, no, no, it's too early to say this, New Eighth Prince.

Jiang Cheng slowly got up and continued unhurriedly: It doesn't matter what the future is, because you idiots can no longer see the relationship between them. No one here knows what the future will be like. I know. So even a future that turns into that kind of nonsense is not impossible.

Jiang...Jiang Chengsang... Xinbachi murmured.

No, Sir Jiangcheng, there are more than just idiots here. Sasaki, who was wearing a Huigu uniform and had dead eyes, walked out, There are elites like you here.

Hey, hey, what's going on? Jiang Cheng raised the corners of his lips and teased the people of the True Selection Team beside him, You're talking about traveling through time to arrest prisoners. Isn't there a guy who escaped from prison here? He should be derelict in his duties. Is there a limit?”

No, you can't say that, Mr. Jiang Cheng. Sasaki shook his head, and then glanced at Nobu Imai behind him, Now I am just an ordinary guardian to discuss with you the marriage contract we made before. To be honest, I am really troubled. After all, you disappeared without formally discussing these matters after everything was over.

You must know that Ms. Xinnu has also reached the age of marriage. It would be terrible if she missed this time just to wait for your reply. Also, please remember clearly that you are not just letting down a woman. besides…

We!×n

All members of Hyakuhana stood up at the same time and stood beside Nobume, as well as Kagura, Miu, Kyuubei, Uidomaru, Kuzuha...

Looking at the women in front of him, Jiang Cheng laughed dumbly and shook his head helplessly: Hey, do you want to express your love to me collectively at this time? Regardless of the occasion and time? Also, I am not such a gentle man, refuse If so, I will say it without hesitation.

Unrequited love, confession, broken love...it's something that girls all go through. The only one who doesn't understand this kind of thing is my uncle.

A Miao, who was holding a long knife, had serious eyes: If you are afraid of losing, you will keep losing. If you are afraid of change, you will change passively. We have already understood this kind of thing. Don't underestimate people! Jiang Chengsang!

Yeah. Jiubingwei on the side nodded.

That's it... Jiang Cheng murmured softly, but then he showed some doubts, But if you say that, why are there men hanging around...

Who are you calling a man?! A Miao flew over and kicked him again.

A Miao, Sir Jiang Cheng is talking about me! Jiubingwei said quickly, I think Sir Jiang Cheng has also noticed that I have a heart like a man!

Indeed, Jiang Cheng stood up and nodded with his chin propped up, his eyes carefully looking at A Miao's chest in front of him, and he was still praising softly: You have really grown up, A Miao, you have as much wealth as the sea level A generally broad mind…”

…

Jiang Cheng, who was beaten with his fists by the furious A Miao for nearly five minutes, got up staggeringly with a bruised and swollen face.

Benefactor, long time no see.

The man's voice seemed familiar.

You...you are... Looking at the middle-aged man in front of him, Jiang Cheng couldn't recall it for a moment.

You really forget things, Daoxin said, putting a ghost mask on his face, What about this? Have you remembered?

Jiang Cheng, who dug out Daoxin and his children in his mind, was stunned: It's... it's you...

I didn't expect that the people who let us escape from the pursuit of the Tiandao people were actually the Tiandao people. Daoxin took off his mask and showed some emotion, Now that I think about it, it's true that an ordinary person like me wants to be among the Tiandao people. The escape of our men is just a dream, unless... the one who protects us is...

Jiang Cheng asked: Where are those children?

Ah, thanks to you, I grew up very healthily. As he said that, Daoxin looked at Songyang aside, Like your mentor, I became a real teacher in that new era. Not only They, and many, many students...

Bah! Gintoki on the side said, I should have noticed at that time, he is such a bastard who can hide himself!

We are all the same, Gintoki. Katsura on the side said, For such a long time, no one has noticed or seen the umbrella on his head that we are accustomed to...

So this time... Gao Shan pulled out the knife from his waist and pointed it at Songyang, Even if I have to bury the teacher with my own hands, I won't let you continue to be alone, Jiang Cheng!

Let me translate it, Sakamoto pushed up his sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, What Takasugi said just now was, I just want to destroy, destroy this world without you....

Who said such a thing! Takasugi turned around and kicked Sakamoto on the butt.

Sakamoto, who was still being trampled by Takasugi, covered his crotch and replied: No, I was just thinking about whether it would be better to use your classic lines in the end...ahhahaha...ahhahaha …”

Indeed, it's really not possible to have some classic lines at the end. Gui nodded with his hands crossed, Then I have to think about it carefully. If I think about it carefully, I should also have a lot of classic lines. Wait a minute. I’ll give it five…no, ten minutes.”

Are you an idiot? Wig? Gintoki curled his lips.

It's not a wig, it's Gui!! Gui corrected through gritted teeth.

Gintoki clapped his hands: Yoshi, the wig is over. Next one, next one.

Hey?! Is it over already?! Is my quote over yet?! Stop joking! I haven't said anything yet!

It's not lolicon, it's feminism...

Bang bang bang!

Before Takeshi Hiraita could finish his words, he was knocked to the ground by the twin guns in the hands of Two Guns Hirako.

Why are you jumping out to steal the show at this time? Senior?

No, it's not easy to appear in the final chapter or something...

Shut up! You perverted lolicon!

…

Anyway, that's it. As he said this, Gintoki pulled out the sword made of crystal stone that he had prepared in advance from his waist, crossed Jiang Cheng, came to Jiang Cheng, and continued casually: Jiang Cheng, do you want Come with a classic line or something.

Jiang Cheng lowered his head and did not answer.

Hey, Jiang Cheng, what are you interested in...

Biqi Biqi's girl... Jiang Cheng blurted out subconsciously, but then he suddenly reacted. He laughed and shook his head and changed his words, No... it's just life.

That's a good answer.

Ah, yes, I guess I was infected by you. Jiang Cheng nodded lightly, and then looked at Xiaoyu who came forward at some point, It seems that the last thing left for you to become a human being is The difficulty of the subject is a little too high, Xiaoyu.

Lord Jiang Cheng...

I think I'm a little impatient, growing up and so on... As he said this, Jiang Cheng smiled with his eyes bent, and put his hand on Xiaoyu's head, Sure enough, there's no need to be impatient, just take your time. Sorry...

Xiaoyu shook her head, and then took out a communicator from her hand.

Sigh...

Can you see it? Hey, can you hear it?

Looking at the old man from Yuanwai on the screen, Jiang Cheng shook his head helplessly: What, you still have to appear in the spotlight in this way? Are all the old men and women working so hard nowadays?

Hey, did you ignore me on purpose? Catherine asked.

Hahahaha... You can't do it unless you work hard. Young people today are really amazing. The old man from Gengai said with a smile, There is one thing I want to say to you personally no matter what... I am very grateful.

Jiang Chengsang. Sanlang stepped forward with a simple and honest smile as usual.

There is no need for such words, Jiang Cheng shook his head, Because no matter what, this guy is also my companion. It is my duty to protect them. This kind of thing was doomed from the beginning. This time... this I will send him back safely this time, old man.

No, it's not your responsibility. Takasugi said, then passed Jiang Cheng and came to Jiang Cheng, side by side with Gintoki, I don't remember giving him to your team. This is my responsibility.

One person bears everything? Gintoki curled his lips with some disdain, Okay, if you can really bear all the sins alone, then you can also bear the small steel balls and horse betting matters that you lost yesterday. ! Idiot! You should also bear the guilt of not being able to pay the rent! Stop joking! You... ugh!

Stop joking! Kagura and Shinpachi kicked the silver-haired curly out at the same time.

What does this kind of thing have to do with Jiang Chengsang! You obviously lost it yourself! Xinbaji roared with blue veins and white eyes, Have you already lost it? Have you lost everything? ! You just lost the reward you just received?!

Asshole! Are you kidding Aru! Kagura rolled her eyes and cursed, What will happen to this month's salary Aru?! How many times has this happened, you bastard!

Gintoki stood up and argued at the same time: No, I just think that since I want to go back to the past, it means that the future will no longer exist, so it is better to use all the money and property in the way I like before setting off. Spend it without leaving yourself any regrets.”

What the hell kind of theory is this?!×2

No, most people would think so, right?

Who in the world would think about such a thing at that moment!×2

Huh, what a superficial guy. Fourteen snorted, but the next moment he took out several bottles of mayonnaise from his arms, In that case, of course, we must try our best to convert the property into real estate that is not easy to depreciate. It’s on me! Just like me! It’s all replaced with collection-level dream-flavored mayonnaise!”

You're no different from him! Shinbachi complained crazily, but then his face changed, and he held his head with a horrified expression on his face, No... it's not good, my Atong-chan's CDs will also be affected by the future. Have the changes disappeared? It’s terrible, it’s really terrible…”

The vinegar kelp I hid... Kagura held her head and fell into doubts about life, If I had known, I should have eaten it. If I had known that this would happen, I should have eaten it all before it came...

Pfft... Jiang Cheng suddenly laughed for no reason, Hahahaha...hahahaha...what a bunch of idiots, hahahaha...

“Isn’t it all because of you?!”×2

It won't disappear, Jiang Cheng stopped laughing and continued softly: Because you have been a bunch of idiots from the beginning to the end. As long as you are still idiots, nothing will change in the future?

Gintoki asked with a serious expression: Really?! Will the lost money come back?!

Is this it?! Shinbachi complained.

Didn't you say that? A doctor wearing a white coat and holding a lady's cigarette between his fingers said, There are two options: living and dying. Both options will face the same result. If I can choose, I I think it's better to face it alive or something...

Saki...

Really, Saki curled her lips, stretched out her hands to straighten her long hair, and muttered unhappily: I actually came here for a heartless man. I really admire myself. I really admire myself. I want to praise myself every day for being a generous woman or something. But if you lose, you lose. Hey, I have to pay back all the debts I owe after this time.

Ah, yes.

After hearing Jiang Cheng's response, Gao Shan gently raised one corner of his mouth.

It's up...

After whispering this, Takasugi and Gintoki rushed out at the same time, and then everyone rushed towards the countless pirates.

Thank you, friend. A certain hemorrhoid ninja said softly as he passed by Jiang Cheng.

When passing by Jiang Cheng, many people left words of thanks like Quan Zang.

However, Jiang Chengdu did not respond and just remained silent.

When everyone rushed out, Jiang Chengcai suddenly seemed to notice something. He was stunned for a moment and then raised his head to look at the front where there was no one except Xiaoyu.

In some uninhabited corner there, there still seems to be the familiar smell of second-hand smoke from someone who is used to smelling it...

Really, what a bunch of idiots talking to themselves...

Jiang Chengqie muttered to himself contemptuously, then clenched the sword in his hand and turned around neatly.

Since everyone is so lonely, then...everyone! Please help me clear the way!

Oh!!×n