Maybe a Fake Gintama

Edo, Yoshihara.

In a certain Otaku room, even though it was three o'clock in the morning, someone wearing navy blue pajamas was still lying on the bed in a large font, sleeping soundly with his ears open.

There is an alarm clock on the floor next to it that someone unconsciously smashed in his sleep.

squeak--

After opening the sliding door, Yue Yong's face suddenly darkened after seeing the scene in front of him, and two veins popped up on his forehead.

Then, he walked towards Jiang Cheng step by step with a cold face.

Jiang Cheng, after feeling the strange touch on his face, frowned and woke up from his sleep.

Jiang Cheng slowly opened his sleepy eyes. When he saw Yue Yong above him, who was condescending and cold-faced, using high heels to ravage his face, several veins suddenly appeared on his face.

What are you doing?! You stinky woman! I'll kill you, believe it or not!

How many days has it been? Yue Yong moved his feet, looked at Jiang Cheng with cold eyes as if he were looking at a scum, and said coldly: You said it yourself, right? You will work hard from scratch like a new employee at the bottom. Started. It’s been two full months and I haven’t worked at all…”

When did I say that? Jiang Cheng rubbed his head and sat up while retorting angrily: You were the one who kidnapped me in the end, right? It was the bullshit lifetime deal you forced me to sign in the end. A contract, right? Is that a contract? It’s clearly a contract of sale! I’ve never admitted it!”

Yue Yong gently exhaled a puff of smoke and replied calmly: It doesn't matter, that's Yoshihara's rule. Be honest with me until the redemption fee is enough. It is now three hundred and twenty-two million seven hundred and one. One hundred... no, plus the 300,000 spent on buying the game yesterday, the total is 3.123 million and one hundred.

It's too much! Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and roared, I don't remember that I owed so much money! By the way, this is just the bounty for all members of the Cao Pirates, right?! Do you want me to go to the Wei Route? ?! Do you want me to go to Weihang Road and kill them all in one fell swoop?!

Whatever you want, Yue Yong held the pipe and turned around with a casual tone, But if you can, you can keep Qiao O. Yoshihara is short of a doctor.

Who cares about you!!

By the way, your teacher...is here.

Huh? Jiang Cheng was stunned, Songyang? What is he here for? Has he gained such interests after becoming a human?

…

morning.

Jiang Cheng walked into a certain shop and looked at Songyang with a blank expression, who was surrounded by a group of wandering girls.

At this time, Jiang Cheng remembered that when he was a child, Songyang was indeed very popular with women, and all the women in the village liked Songyang.

The fact that he, Gintoki and the others were able to eat was largely due to Songyang. Every day, a peasant woman would pass by the village house and deliberately talk to Songyang and leave some freshly dug agricultural products from the ground.

…

Jiang Cheng, teacher, I'm... a little confused now.

This was the first thing Songyang said to Jiang Cheng with some distress, but Jiang Cheng remained expressionless.

In today's era, it is very troublesome to become a teacher, so I am very confused as a teacher.

Looking at Songyang surrounded by several wandering girls clinging to him, Jiang Cheng blinked his eyes and said: Songyang, do you think it is appropriate to say such a thing in this state? By the way... you Just talk, why are you beating me? Why are you knocking me into the floor?

Well... just now, Jiang Cheng was knocked into the floor by Song Yang, leaving only a bulging head on the ground.

Because... As he spoke, Songyang narrowed his eyes with a smile and raised an index finger, I just heard from the girls here that my students seem to have deceived a lot of people.

Liar? Who did I lie to?

For example, lying to others and saying I will definitely redeem you and marry you and so on, and We will have at least three babies in the future, If you swallow it, you will do it again and so on...

Except for the last sentence, which I may have actually said to a woman, I haven't said it to any woman at all!

Jiang Cheng tried his best to retort, but then he suddenly thought of something. He turned around and looked at the group of Baihua ladies standing behind him who were whistling and looking left and right but not looking at him. The ground became expressionless again.

Hey, are you talking nonsense?

Hearing the sound, all the Baihua ladies instantly became excited.

Teacher Songyang! Jiang Chengsama... clearly said that!

That's right! He also said that he would hold a grand wedding for me!

It's a wedding trip and we want to go to the universe together!

He said he won't stop until triplets are born!

He obviously swallowed it, but he...

All the Baihua ladies immediately began to chirp and cry pitifully.

Jiang Cheng was furious again: I've said it before! Who said that last sentence? I don't remember that there has been such a development! It sounds like I feel like my body is not good! Just stop it! !”

Teacher Songyang, make the decision for us~×n

you…!!!

Jiang Cheng, the teacher should have taught you, said Songyang, raising his fist again, his expression switching from Songyang mode to virtual mode in an instant, Girls are a vulnerable group...

…

Tch, so what exactly is going on?

Jiang Cheng, who was rubbing his head, sat on the sofa opposite Song Yang, with an impatient look on his face.

Songyang held his sleeves and still had a smile on his face: So didn't you just say that? Teacher, I am very troubled and confused in this new era, so I want to ask my disciples for help. After all, you have grown beyond the teacher.

Songyang...

Jiang Cheng's expression gradually became serious, and he showed some feelings, and said: Didn't you say it? What's wrong with being confused and troubled sometimes? It doesn't matter, just continue to be confused, as long as you become what you want Just be whoever you want to be.”

Songyang, who was stunned by Jiang Cheng's words, finally raised his fist again with a smile on his face.

…

After leaving Yoshihara, Songyang still felt unhappy. He didn't expect that what he had said would be used by his disciples to block him, and he couldn't refute it.

Songyang, who was secretly distressed, finally came to the location of another of his disciples

——Everything House.

The Everything Room, as the name suggests, is a place that helps people deal with all their troubles.

Looking at the sign for rent, Songyang couldn't help but sigh, Gintoki has become successful now, and can help people deal with all kinds of troubles.

Then he must be able to solve his own troubles easily, right?

With such thoughts in mind, Songyang knocked on the door of Wanshiwu.

Tsk-tick!

Xin Bajia opened the door, looked at Songyang in front of him, and said politely: Ah! It's Teacher Songyang! Come in quickly! Yin Sang didn't come back until the morning after drinking yesterday, I'll call him!

Songyang responded with a smile and stepped into the entrance hall.

I had seen this boy who didn't speak and had no sense of presence and could only see a pair of glasses. He was a very polite child.

Since he is Gintoki's subordinate, then such a sensible child was also taught by Gintoki, right? And drinking until morning... It must be a social event, right? Presidents in modern society always have a lot of entertainment, so my disciple should be the same.

He should be reminded to pay attention to his health and avoid socializing.

Thinking like this, Song Yang felt even more satisfied with the growth of his disciple.

but……

Hey! Get up quickly! Your teacher is here!

Shinpachi opened the door to Gintoki's room and shouted at the same time.

Ah? Songyang? Gintoki Mi stared, and said in a perfunctory way: Whatever, whatever, Xinbaji, remember to put the souvenirs Songyang brought in the refrigerator, but Don't eat it secretly. Just give him some tea or something, and I'll sleep a little longer...

Uh...Songyang looked down at his empty hands...a souvenir?

Just when Songyang was worrying alone, Kagura, who was dressed like a housewife, came to Songyang in one stride, and her big tears couldn't stop falling down in an instant.

Sister-in-law...

Teacher Songyang!

Kagura immediately started crying, pointing her finger at Gintoki's room door, her voice was miserable, it could be said that it made those who heard it sad and those who saw it shed tears.

That silver-haired natural curler has been in arrears with his salary for half a year! Tell me about him too! I have a mother who is recovering from a serious illness in the family and needs to supplement her nutrition. She really needs this money!

But President Ziranjuan is not so bad. If he doesn't work hard, he always goes out to drink until morning. Moreover, he loses all the rewards for the tasks he finally received every time. Now even the rent of Wanshiwu is in arrears for many months! Our wages are even further out of reach! Woo woo woo…”

Seeing Kagura's tears of grievance that couldn't stop, Songyang's brain couldn't react for a moment, but then, the door of the Wanshiwu room was opened again, and at the same time, the roar of an old woman was heard.

Gintoki!! The rent has been in arrears for half a year! Even if you sell your kidney to me today, you still have to pay me the rent!

Idiot Sakata! No matter what you say today, you have to hand over the rent to me!

Weapon preparation completed.

Songyang finally realized something when he saw an old woman with red lips walking in, a arrogant middle-aged woman with cat ears and Xiaoyu holding a flamethrower.

...Is this disciple of mine not as outstanding as I thought?

…

Standing downstairs in Wanshiwu, listening to the sound of smashing and swearing upstairs, Songyang had doubts about his previous education for the first time.

boom! ! !

Ahhhhh...!!

Along with a roar and Gintoki's scream, an unknown black object flew straight out of the Wanshiwu House and hit Songyang's feet.

Songyang didn't pay attention to Gintoki, who was lying on the ground with his face covered in black smoke and still smoking, but he was still thinking about something secretly.

Gintoki raised his head and spoke stumblingly: Song...Songyang, what about that, borrow...borrow some money...

Um……

…

Ignoring that only Gintoki's head was bulging and unconscious on the ground, Songyang slowly left with his hands in his hands.

He was looking for an answer that he felt he had grasped but was still not quite close to.

The time came to noon unknowingly.

Gululu…

Listening to his stomach growling, Songyang stopped in his tracks.

Since becoming a human, my body also needs to eat, or in other words, I have gradually become able to understand what human hunger feels like.

Also because of hunger, I gradually felt the joy of human beings when eating, and gradually became able to understand the taste of various foods.

teacher!

After hearing the voice of one of his disciples, Song Yang turned around and looked over.

Teacher! It's really you!

Gui, who was in tears for a moment, walked forward in a few steps and took his teacher's hand, which was called a kind gesture.

【Hello teacher! 】Elizabeth held up the billboard.

My own student, who was once the best student in Matsushita Village School, has grown up.

Songyang felt a little emotional in his heart and let Gui pull him into a certain restaurant.

…

After finishing lunch, Songyang put his hands in his hands and looked at Gui with a smile on his face, who was still chattering and slurping his noodles as if he hadn't eaten in several days.

Although this disciple may be a bit nagging as he grows up, he is the most calm one.

Songyang praised in his heart, and... he even knew how to treat the teacher to a meal.

After finishing the soup, Gui wiped his mouth and continued: ...Anyway, in other words, students are now doing some work related to animal protection.

The work I do...is also very meaningful. Songyang couldn't help but admire his student even more.

Teacher, because it is urgent to protect the meat ball, I really don't have much time to recall the wonderful teacher-student time with you! The students will leave first! Let's go! Elizabeth!

Seeing Gui leading Elizabeth out in a hurry after leaving such words, Songyang couldn't help but think highly of this disciple.

The work he does is very meaningful and he works hard. I think he is the most promising child in the village...

but……

Sir, check out.

Looking at the waiter who stopped him in front of him, Songyang was stunned for a while before tilting his head.

Um?

The waiter looked at the bill in his hand and said: The total cost of the meal is 1,800 yuan, but when the gentleman just left, he also took out 300 kilograms of beef, 200 kilograms of pork and five bags of rice. There are also oil, noodles and some vegetables, the total including consumption tax is 5 million and 120 yuan. Do you want to pay in cash or by card?

At this time, the other side.

Gui Zheng gritted his teeth and carried large and small bags, and walked in a certain direction with Elizabeth, who also carried large and small bags.

Hold on! Elizabeth! This is all the funding the teacher gave us when we first started our business! We must not spill a grain of rice!

【Hi! Mr. Gui! 】

Sansan...I will never forget this kindness! Gui said with tears in his eyes.

…

In the end, Hao, who had been following Songyang silently all the time, solved Songyang's bill problem.

And the solution is very simple, that is... sign the IOU and go work part-time to pay off the debt!

A dock in Edo at sunset.

Looking at Hao who was working part-time in a sack without complaining or saying a word, Songyang felt a little more guilty for this big disciple who didn't talk much.

At the same time, I also felt a little strange about the student who said he was treating me to dinner but left him a sky-high bill.

Especially after learning from a certain ramen shop owner that the student spent most of his time eating Overlord meals in the shop, he felt that his previous education had really failed.

Finally, Songyang decided to get to know his last student.

…

At the phone booth on the roadside, Songyang followed the prompts and pressed the phone number he had gotten from the cool young man who carried a piano on his back.

Beep...beep...

Is it... Jinsuke?

Songyang asked tentatively into the phone.

Senior! I'm looking for Mr. Jinsuke!

A girl's voice came from the microphone. Song Yang also had the impression that the owner of this voice was a girl who was wearing very thin clothes and respected Jinsuke very much.

Hello, this is Yoshida Shoyo, can I put Jinsuke on the phone?

Hello, Teacher Songyang, Master Jinzhu...

Before Youzi could finish her words, someone took the phone away from her.

Teacher, long time no see.

After hearing Jinzhu's voice, the smile on Songyang's face finally became a little brighter.

As expected, Jinzhu was the most outstanding and most respectful teacher to him.

Jinzhu, teacher, I...

Needless to say, I already know. Are you worried about not being able to be a teacher in the new era?

This disciple even noticed the teacher's distress!

Children are the future of this country, and I, like teachers, worry about their growth.

As expected, Jinsuke was the most outstanding student at Matsushita Village School. Songyang was very emotional.

Teacher, I will also help. When your school is completed, I will also report it...in the name of the health department teacher.

He also inherited his own ideals! Although he is a health teacher, there is no doubt that Jinzhu has inherited his ideals!

Songyang felt warm in her heart.

But the next moment...

Senior, what do you want to do to elementary school students?! You perverted lolicon-senpai!

I'm not a lolicon! The first half of the sentence was still Takasugi's voice, I'm a health teacher for elementary school students!

The second half of the sentence turned into the voice of a middle-aged man whom I had an impression of. If I remember correctly, many people called him a lolicon. He was a very dangerous adult to children.

Songyang:……

Teacher Songyang, please rest assured, I will definitely quit my job as a staff member of the Ghost Army and work as a health teacher in your school! For the healthy growth of Luo... children! I am willing to give everything! I will check their health every day Yes! Any hidden dangers will be eliminated immediately! But only for girls! For boys, please ask Teacher Songyang!

Matoko: My nose is bleeding! You perverted lolicon!

Then there was the sound of gunfire.

Beep...beep...beep...

Songyang finally hung up the phone, lowered his head and fell into silence...

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