Maybe a Fake Gintama

You just admitted it! Admit the relationship between having [hair]! Also admit the relationship [without hair]! Xinghaibo master shouted, Kagura, this guy really admitted it! So he is Our enemy! The enemy of Dad’s hair follicles! He is also the culprit of disharmony in our family!”

Kagura: ...

This lie is too far! Jiang Cheng shouted, I just predicted it! I predicted that you would eventually become bald!

Hey? Really? Master Xinghaibo was a little disbelieving, Then can you predict when my hair follicle goddess will come back to me!

Don't even think about it in your life! Jiang Cheng replied without thinking.

Damn it, let's get out of here. The earth is indeed too dangerous. Monsters that eat other people's hair follicles are lurking here. The leader of Xinghaifang said seriously to Jiang Hua standing aside.

Who do you think is a monster that eats other people's hair follicles?

Seeing Jiang Cheng and Xinghaifang leader getting more and more noisy, everyone stood up silently and took two steps back.

Boy, are you able to go out and practice?!

Bald people should stop talking big. Don't think it will be like a certain work next door. Being bald does not necessarily mean becoming stronger.

Without further ado!

With that said, the two walked out side by side, pushing and shoving.

Mommy, neither of them have umbrellas... Kagura said, pointing to the umbrella placed in the corner.

Maybe it's evening... Jiang Hua said with a smile, but of course that wasn't what he thought. And Jiang Hua knew that these two people definitely didn't go out to fight...

That's it...

…

The wine you drink is really strong, said the owner of Xinghaifang after taking a sip of Jiang Cheng's liquor.

It's okay, I prefer this kind of drink. Jiang Cheng replied, and poured himself another glass of wine.

At this time, Jiang Cheng and Master Xinghaibo were in a small izakaya, not at all as anxious as before.

I don't know if Sister Jiang Hua will see through our vulgar acting skills... Jiang Cheng said with a sigh after finishing a drink.

Definitely, Jiang Hua has always been smarter than anyone else... Master Xinghaifang hesitated, However, I really should toast you in person. If it weren't for you, maybe I would have lost Jiang Hua long ago, not just me. , and Kagura and...

Don't say that, Jiang Cheng held the wine glass and watched the owner of the izakaya busy, Maybe I did something wrong. We may not fully understand Sister Jianghua's mood. Maybe, since she was twenty The moment I left Pan'an with you years ago, I was already prepared to face my own death, but I... forced her to continue living in that way...

You...do you already know? Jiang Hua's true identity! It was Xinghaifang's turn to be shocked, Then you also...

Do you really think I'm an idiot? Jiang Cheng looked at the leader of Xinghaibo with disgust, I can only lie to Kagura-chan for stupid reasons like being acclimatized. As for me... forget it. By the way, that one Where’s the brat? The brat with a stinky face? What’s his name?”

Kamui, his name is Kamui, Master Xinghaibo continued, Since [that time], Kamui ran away from home. I heard that he is now heading towards the goal of becoming the Pirate King.

Kamiwei? This name seems a bit familiar.

Really? Is Shenwei that famous? Is he more famous than his father, the leader of Xinghaibo? The face of the leader of Xinghaibo became tangled, Now I may really be ridiculed by Jiang Hua, and being surpassed by his son...

Wait, let me think about it... As he said that, Jiang Chengcheng began to think hard, By the way! Mr. Fengxian said this name! I remember that at that time, he mistakenly thought I was Kamui!

Fengxian? Wait! Master Xinghaifang suddenly heard a familiar name again,

How do you know Fengxian? Is that guy okay?

Hey? Is that old man your friend?

After a moment of silence, Master Xinghaibo said slowly: No, he's just an annoying guy.

That's right... Jiang Cheng nodded and continued, But he seems to know Kamui.

Where is Fengxian now?

It's finished.

Souga, it turns out it's been finalized... Xinghaifang leader nodded, What does finalized mean?

have no idea…

That's it...

…

Looking at the other side, everyone had almost eaten at this time. Kagura was rubbing her belly that was even more exaggerated than the ten-month pregnancy while picking her teeth with her other hand.

At this time, everyone was chatting.

Master Xinghaibo?! That bald man turned out to be the famous Master Xinghaibo! Xinbaji was a little unbelievable, but as soon as he finished speaking, he realized that it was a bit rude to say this in front of his wife, and he apologized quickly, I didn't mean it... …”

It doesn't matter, what I said is the truth anyway... burp~ Kagura said nonchalantly, and burped after speaking.

By the way, Mommy, do you want to go to the Wanshiwuwu where I work? Kagura suggested to Jiang Hua beside her with excitement.

Is that okay? Jiang Hua looked at Gintoki across the table and cast a questioning look.

Okay... As soon as Shinpachi finished speaking, Gintoki covered his mouth.

If you can, please visit tomorrow... The company has no employees at this time... Gintoki continued.

Company? Jiang Hua was a little confused and turned to Kagura and asked, When did you change jobs? Why didn't you tell mom in the letter?

It hasn't been changed, but speaking of which, Gin-chan told us to call him president before.

It doesn't matter, I actually understand your situation very clearly in the letter. For example, you let an underage girl sleep in the cupboard, the weather was so hot that you used the money you originally planned to buy an air conditioner to play with small steel balls, and you never Paying wages... As a mother, I know all about this kind of thing. Jiang Hua said with a smile.

However, this smile was a little different in Gintoki's eyes. Gintoki swallowed his saliva unconsciously, Actually, it's all for a reason...

reason?

Ah, actually let Kagura-chan sleep in the cupboard because...

Before Gintoki here finished speaking, Yue Yong over there had already taken the lead in dialing a certain number.

Moxi Moshi, house renovation, Kabukicho Master House, adding a loft, invoice written on Jiang Cheng.

Hey? Are you going to have a loft?! Kagura was a little excited.

Are you ready to renovate my house before the master says anything?! Gintoki shouted, Why don't you listen to my opinion?!

I suggest you stop talking... In the last [Moji] incident, the whole house flew away in the end! It was Jiang Chengsang who lent us money to repair the house again! Shinbaji complained , Also, that house doesn't belong to you! You're just a tenant!

That's what I mean! That house belongs to that mother-in-law! If you want to modify it, you need to ask your mother-in-law first! Gintoki said.

Do you really think so? Do you really think about that mother-in-law? Are you really the same Yin Sang?! Isn't it true that there was some kind of operation like seizing the body?! Shinbaji Ninja kept asking.

What are you thinking about?! Gintoki couldn't help but knock Shinpachi's head, and continued in a low voice, At this time, you should try your best to act like a reliable adult, otherwise Kagura will If mom gets angry, give us... By the way, you will tidy up the whole house for me later! Make sure it is clean and tidy and looks like a luxury villa!

What does a luxurious villa look like?! Shinpashi replied in a low voice, This request is too much! And I don't think Kagura's mother is that kind of person.

You're too young, Shinpachi. Creatures like mother are all for the sake of children who can become supermen! As he said this, Gintoki looked at the big hole in the ceiling that was knocked out by the leader of Xinghaibo, And this one A true superman in every sense of the word...

Xin Baji looked at Jiang Hua who was chatting and laughing with Yue Yong, and instantly felt disapproval of Gintoki's words.

…

I said you really just traveled with your wife? Jiang Cheng looked unconvinced.

How is that possible! Xinghaibo's leader quickly retorted, What is traveling! It's called cultivating new interests! You don't understand. After all, you are still an unmarried boy. Even if you grow taller, you are still just a boy. .”

There is no difference at all! Jiang Cheng shouted, I thought it was just to see Kagura-chan! Are you treating Kagura-chan like this?!

...If you say so, it's true, Master Xinghaibo continued, But isn't there an [uncle] like you? And I can see it, whether it's in the letter or the tangible Kagura. Okay, Kagura looks really happy...

It's so disgusting to hear the word [uncle] from your mouth! Jiang Cheng complained, and then his eyes softened, Kagura-chan must have always wanted to reunite as a family, with her uncle, mother, and brother. live together.

Hey, where's dad? Where did you leave dad? the leader of Xinghaifang reminded.

That child has lost his father since he was a child...

Hey! Dad is still alive and well! Can you please stop cursing people to death?

Can you please listen to what I have to say? Jiang Cheng said again, That child has lost his father's hair follicles since he was a child.

This is still okay, but it's just a loss of hair follicles. The father who has lost the hair follicles is still a father! Add the father to me!

Then let's start again... As he said that, Jiang Cheng's eyes softened again, Kagura-chan, I must have always wanted to reunite as a family, with my uncle, mother, brother, and father...

The leader of Xinghaibo nodded when he heard this.

The hair follicles of...

The master of Xinghaifang… turned the table over…

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