Maybe a Fake Gintama

Is there anyone? Jiang Cheng shouted while standing outside a certain warehouse.

Hey, hey, it's already so late. Is anyone still visiting a place like me that no one cares about? The old man from Yuanwai complained as he opened the rolling door. However, he was stunned when he saw the person coming, This is not that robot. Interested boy? What's the point of coming here?

I just want to ask you for a favor. Jiang Cheng explained with a smile.

What's the deal? I don't know anything about anything other than machinery.

That's why I have no choice but to come to you. Jiang Cheng said as he followed Mr. Yuanwai into the small factory.

After the two of them entered, Jiang Cheng took out three mobile phones and a wad of banknotes and placed them in front of Mr. Yuanwai. But then he thought about it and took out another mobile phone from his arms.

What do you mean? Mr. Yuanwai looked at the things in front of him and was a little confused.

Modify these mobile phones and increase the communication distance to the entire galaxy. Jiang Cheng replied.

It can't be done, it can't be done, Mr. Yuanwai shook his head and continued, This is already beyond the scope. It's okay to build a small electric donkey or something, but this kind of thing is really impossible.

I know what the difficulty is, but... As he said that, Jiang Cheng once again took out a small, sealed and transparent bottle. The small bottle was filled with green liquid, which was now emitting an indescribably beautiful light.

This is... the old man outside the source murmured, Altana! How did you do it! Can you compress this energy into a liquid? Do you know how to convert the energy in this small bottle into electricity? How long will it last for the entire earth?! You kid is really not simple!

I just happened to get it from a friend. That friend also said something about quantum stability, although I really don't understand it, Jiang Cheng said casually, Now, is it okay?

Well... Mr. Yuanwai pondered for a moment, then raised his head and said slowly, You can give it a try and pick it up in a month.

Five days. Jiang Cheng said without hesitation, Five days at most!

You kid, do you want to exhaust me to death?! You may not be able to build a reactor that can accommodate this energy in five days!

Huh? Jiang Cheng asked doubtfully, I heard that you are not the number one mechanic in Edo? Is it false? Is it just in name?

You're a hundred years too early to use provocation with me! Boy! Mr. Gengai said with some disdain, But... I'll take over this job! Pick it up in five days!

Thank you then... then please! Jiang Cheng said sincerely, then turned and walked out. Just as he reached the door, he suddenly thought of something, stopped, turned his head and said to Yuanwai again, If we really can’t solve the problem of calling, we should at least reach the point of sending messages to each other. Also, in terms of appearance, there are two female models and two male models.”

knew……

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Really choose to organize the settlement.

Hijikata-san, did we forget something today? Sougo asked while sitting on the ground with his chin propped up.

I don't know! Fourteen looked unhappy, I let that Gui escape again today! It's really annoying!

If you push the timeline forward, what were we doing before chasing Gui? Sougo reminded.

Huh? Fourteen looked at Sougo with an idiotic expression on his face, Didn't you watch space monsters in front of the bank before chasing Gui? When did your head become so difficult to use?

So, that space monster...

That monster's body is still in the bank! At this time, Fourteen finally reacted and stood up instantly, You are really careless! If people who don't know the truth bring something like dad's internal organs to them, It’ll be bad when you get home! You’ll definitely get diarrhea if you eat it!”

With that said, Fourteen rushed out and began to gather the members of the Shinsengumi.

December 16th,

Hijikata seems to be suffering from amnesia due to consuming too much mayonnaise and nicotine. Sougo said while writing in his notebook, It feels like death is not far away. By then this record may become Hijikata-san's biography - Hijikata's Death Countdown.

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Great, it seems that no one has touched the body. Fourteen was a little lucky, and at the same time looked at the members of the Shinsengumi, Listen up, move out carefully!

Hijikata-san, what do you want to do with this disgusting corpse? Sougo said from the side.

The guys at the Immigration Bureau asked me to take it. It seems that a big shot wants it. Fourteen said and lit a cigarette for himself, But there really is such a bad guy...

But it's really powerful. Has the leader of Xinghaibo been fighting against this kind of thing? Now I have to wonder who the monster is. Sougo answered.

Actually, that family is all monsters, that woman... As he said this, Fourteen remembered the speechless feeling when he was suppressed by the other party when facing Jiang Hua, and the moment when Jiang Cheng kicked the leader of Xinghaifang away. The kick that turned the entire bank into rubble, A monster's family can only be a monster.

Speaking of it, Yoshiwara's boss is really unreasonable. The bank should be closed for a long time now. The reconstruction fee should be deducted from Hijikata-san's mayonnaise purchase fee. Sougo suggested.

Why are you deducting it from my mayonnaise budget! Fourteen shouted, Whoever made it has to be reimbursed! Not even one bottle! That guy shouldn't be short of money!

Actually, the boss just responded to my message... As he said that, Sougo took out his cell phone and gave Fourteen a look.

Jiang Cheng: [If I have enough money, I’ll buy all the games I like~ If it’s really difficult, tell V-shaped Liu Haijun to eat less mayonnaise~]

Are you kidding me? Fourteenth threw Sougo's cell phone and cursed.

The money for this mobile phone also comes from Hijikata-san's mayonnaise purchase funds. Sougo said to a member of the Shinsengumi on the side.

Are you coming too?! Fourteen shouted, but just after he finished speaking, Fourteen continued to say to the members of the Shinsengumi on the side, Report the loss to the superiors, and also report Sougo's cell phone! Let’s just say it was broken while fighting a space monster!”

Hi!

Don't worry, I've recorded everything, Sougo shook the recorder in his hand, Maybe I really want to be promoted now~

Give me that!

No~

Seeing the two people starting to fight again, the members of the Shinsengumi seemed not to have seen them. After all, they were no longer surprised.

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I'm back... Jiang Hua leaned against the window in Jiang Cheng's room and turned his head to look at Jiang Cheng who walked in the door with tender eyes.

Ah, Jiang Cheng scratched his head in embarrassment, as if he didn't know what to say, but he still walked into his room and walked in front of Jiang Hua.

To be honest, Jiang Cheng really doesn't dare to face Jiang Hua now. Jiang Cheng's eyes are evasive, Um... I'm sorry... maybe I made you suffer, sister...

Finally, Jiang Cheng finally spoke out.

You are really a gentle child, Jiang Hua said, putting his hand on Jiang Cheng's head, It doesn't matter, because he is a child, he is allowed to be willful and coquettish, and my mood may have changed. Maybe, just watching them from a distance is enough. Watch them grow and grow up. Finally, enjoy the life that should have ended.

Actually, I have always wanted to see you again, not only out of curiosity, but also out of regret. Maybe I should have taken you with me. You are in pain, right? Your eyes are full of pain. Although I don't know what you have gone through, However, I can see your pain, sadness and despair...

There is no such thing! Jiang Cheng retorted, Sister, you gave me a new life! All choices after this are my own! Thanks to my sister, I have a new life! I have always I all want to say thank you to my sister! Thank you! Sister Jianghua!

It doesn't matter, he is a child after all... Jiang Hua said and hugged Jiang Cheng into his arms, It's okay, you can cry or do whatever you want, it's okay for today...

No, I won't cry, Jiang Cheng raised his head and looked at Jiang Hua in front of him and smiled, Because I still have an unfulfilled promise, a promise that I once ignored... so...

You have really grown up~ Jiang Hua sighed with emotion, The child who was so shy when taking a bath has now grown up without knowing it...

There's no need to talk about that matter! Jiang Cheng couldn't help but blush.

Then can you tell me about it? Your life...

Okay, Jiang Cheng replied, but then he realized, Where are Kagura-chan and the bald guy?

Kagura-chan just fell asleep. As for the bald man... As he said that, Jiang Hua raised his head.

At this time, Jiang Chengcai noticed that the head of Master Xinghaifang was inserted into the ceiling, and his whole body was hanging on the ceiling. It seemed that he had fainted.

Running back drunk is the consequence...

Well……

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Jiang Cheng and Jiang Hua chatted in the room until the early hours of the morning. Jiang Cheng was sensible and only talked about some happy things. Regarding Songyang, Jiang Cheng didn't say anything. He just said that he once met someone as gentle as Jiang Hua. Teacher, I also met a group of friends with very different personalities.

Finally, Jiang Hua asked Jiang Cheng what the agreement he said before was.

We made an agreement with someone to protect what he values ​​most! After saying that, Jiang Cheng grinned, just like he did twenty years ago when Jiang Cheng was asked to take an ID photo when he just left An Xing. At that time, the photographer asked Jiang Cheng to smile. Jiang Cheng thought for a moment and looked at Jiang Hua, who was standing next to the photographer, and grinned...