Meiman: Weaving myths, starting from urban legends

Marvel Universe.

New York.

After sending off the three “believer” members, Chu Mu also immediately withdrew from the source fort.

He looked at the [Special Creation Hatching Egg] boiled in the kitchen cauldron, and he was not very worried about leaving this thing at home, after all, he has always paid great attention to gas safety.

“There you have it!”

Soon.

Chu Mu thought of a solution.

He found a large cauldron in his storage room, and then split his mahogany dining table directly, and returned to the source castle with [Special Creation Hatching Eggs] and a bunch of things.

Of course, the dinner table is not distressed, according to the warehouse situation of S.H.I.E.L.D., wooden furniture is not liked by others, so Chu Mu will move home a little every third and fifth.

Seeing this house of more than 170 square meters, the decoration does not cost a penny at all.

“Baz Baz~”

Chu Mu set up a large iron pot in the palace of Yuanbao, and then put [Special Creation Hatching Egg] into it, and boiled it here, no, it is absolutely safe to hatch [Special Creation Hatching Egg], there will definitely be no gas hazard, and it will not be reported by neighbors or patronized by thieves.

After determining that the [Special Creation Hatching Egg] was constantly bubbling in the big iron pot, Chu Mu also withdrew from the source fort, and he didn’t know what a wonderful expression they would show to let the three members know that the tall Mist Council was actually used as a kitchen by the great [Destiny] Lord.

“Go!”

Chu Mu fished out a few normal eggs thrown in from the iron pot used to cook [Special Creation Hatching Eggs] before, and then walked out of the room while eating the shelled eggs.

No need to squeeze the subway.

On the way to work, there is no need to worry about satyr female students, the streets of New York in the daylight are still relatively dull, and there are many fewer random events lurking with black buddies.

Enter the doors of S.H.I.E.L.D.

You can see the happy smiles on the faces of colleagues in other departments, and no migrant worker will miss his job on this day of payday.

Even the agents are no exception.

Chu Mu even saw some disabled agents, even if they were on crutches, they were going to come to the department building to play a wave of cards, as if they were afraid that the finance department of S.H.I.E.L.D. thought they had died gloriously.

“Actually, we have the option of paying to put it in the bank card.” The payroll staff of the finance department gave a serious reminder to almost every agent who chose to receive cash.

“Thanks, but I prefer 27 to smell ink.”

“I don’t want my ex-wife to take more alimony from me.”

“I’m from the tech department, I know how easy it is to tamper with bank data, don’t fool me, there’s no safer way to get paid than cash.”

……

In S.H.I.E.L.D.

There are not a few people who choose to receive their salaries in cash.

To say who most distrusts the official institutions of the United States?

That is definitely the internal employees of the official institutions of the United States, and any other conspiracy theorists have to step aside, and only the staff of the official institutions know that some conspiracy theories are not just conspiracy theories.

“How to hide your own money is tantamount to an exercise for us agents.” Chu Mu also politely refused the financial officer’s request to let him choose the salary card method.

His reasons are dedicated. If it weren’t for the fact that the financial officer recognized him as the “king of fish”, the financial officer in charge of paying the salary might really believe it.

“Are you paid?”

Chu Mu returned to the office of the Supernatural Processing Department with a thick envelope, and he saw two colleagues who arrived at S.H.I.E.L.D. a little earlier than himself.

“If it hadn’t been for yesterday’s fantastic experience, maybe I would still feel like an elite… Well, I understand why rich people jump off buildings when they go bankrupt. ”

Janma Simmons recalled yesterday’s classic red wine, constantly tapping something on the computer, and Chu Mu thought that she was working hard to complete her work.

Outcome.

When I got closer, I found that Janma Simmons was actually chatting with her grandmother during work hours.

Perhaps yesterday’s experience has increased the insight of Janma Simmons.

Jenma Simmons is telling her grandmother about how she used her status as a female agent at the FBI to successfully infiltrate a high-end restaurant and catch a Mexican spy.

“The FBI doesn’t care about catching detectives.”

Chu Mu kindly reminded Zhenma Simmons of some mistakes in details.

“My grandmother didn’t know, she always thought that I was an FBI agent, and I would put on all kinds of poses against criminals like a thunderbolt.”

Janma Simmons doesn’t look back.

“So, have you ever been on field duty?”

Leo was also crackling on the keyboard, Chu Mu turned around and found that he was actually making fake documents, it seemed that this honest otaku had finally grown.

“I helped Coulson dump the trash in the office, which should also be calculated as a field service?” Janma Simmons recalled the sun that day for a full three minutes.

“I really envy you, lying in the office can get a high temperature subsidy.” Don’t look at Chu Mu now in the office all day, but his establishment has always been regarded as the field team of the supernatural department.

“We’re not lying down.”

After Janma Simmons finished telling the story with her grandmother, grabbed her phone, rolled off the back of the chair, and began to read the latest Hollywood news on her phone.

“This is lying down.”

Janma Simmons grabbed another bucket of popcorn from the side.

“You learn so fast.”

Chu Mu looked at his colleagues who already knew how to touch fish, and he praised the two people with satisfaction, and he also returned to his workstation to tidy up the table.

The wall clock is moving.

Time flies.

It was about about noon, and Coulson, the supervisor, walked into the office with heavy steps, and he saw the idle and bored people in the office.

Leofitz is using his position to fake his identity.

Janma Simmons is chasing the drama.

Chu Mu was already idle and bored and counted the banknotes for the sixth time.

Its happy atmosphere.

Making Coulson feel like his department… It probably shouldn’t last long.

“Didn’t any of you sort out the information from last month?”

Coulson helplessly reminded everyone not to go too far, he couldn’t understand why the three excellent S.H.I.E.L.D. agents became what they are in a short time.

“Wouldn’t it be okay to wait for Grant to come back and let him tidy up?”

Chu Mu did not like clerical work.

Well.

He doesn’t like work.

“Yes, just let Chu tell Grant about it, and Grant will definitely go and sort it out.” Leofitz remains adamant that Grant Ward is a G

“Great idea!”

Janma Simmons put down the tablet in her hand and saw Coulson’s gaze, she was clearly not used to being a qualified civil servant.

“I’m researching … Aliens, after all, my position is life science research, and the supernatural events we encounter in the future may involve aliens? ”

Janma Simmons didn’t dare to show Coulson the tablet because she was watching the American drama “Alien Doctor”, and the aliens in it didn’t have anything special except that they liked to mess with colleagues.

“……”

Coulson sighed tiredly.

“Grant won’t be able to come back for a while, and we’ve lost a good companion for the time being.” Coulson was genuinely sorry when he mentioned Grant Ward.

After all.

The whole department looks like only Grant Ward will work seriously.

“Did he die!?”

Janma Simmons’ eyes widened and she showed an expression of disbelief.

“Thank goodness.”

Forehead.

Coulson decided to pretend not to hear Chu Mu’s exclamation. He knew that Chu Mu had always been annoyed by Grant Ward’s enthusiasm, and he had also wondered if there was something wrong with Grant Ward’s orientation.

“For now, only temporarily, Grant is still alive, but the injury is more serious.” Coulson sighed and spoke up about why Grant Ward was seriously injured.

“The nuclear power plant on the island side of the island exploded again, and Grant was collecting folklore on the island, and you should be able to see the news this afternoon.”

It can only be said that Coulson’s word “again” is very spiritual. (Read violent novels, just go to Feilu Fiction Network!) ）

“Didn’t die if it was blown up by a nuclear power plant!”

Leofitz looked incredulous.

Janma Simmons was also directly deflected, and she showed a stunned expression, “Oh my God, this… It turns out that Grant is the superman in our department! ”

The two people sighed in amazement, making Coulson’s face full of black lines, and he looked at Chu Mu, as if waiting for Chu Mu to also give a sharp comment that made his heart stuff.

However.

Chu Mu did not speak.

This made Coulson very gratified. I feel that Chu Mu is still more sympathetic to Grant Ward’s experience. You don’t know, at this time, Chu Mu was actually thinking that the nuclear power plant of the island country exploded again, should he put a [Godzilla] or [Sadako] or [Tomoe] to the island country?

Nuclear radiation caused the souls of the deceased to mutate, and because of the mysterious revival, those souls became evil spirits in the world, which seems to be an explanation of the past that can be barely said?

“Grant is not in the nuclear power plant, don’t you two use your brains to think about why collecting Japanese folklore went to the nuclear power plant?”

“He was just affected by the earthquake from the explosion of the nuclear power plant, accidentally with the countrymen of the island country … I just fell into a dung pit in the countryside. ”

Coulson hesitated for a moment but told the truth.

“？？？？”

“？？？？”

“？？？？”

Three faces confused.

“Will you get seriously injured if you fall into a cesspool?” Chu Mu felt that Coulson might be bullying him for going out less.

“yes, even if Grant eats some… Something indescribable, shouldn’t be seriously injured and hospitalized, right? “Janma Simmons’ expression is very strange.

“Are there monsters in the cesspool?”

It was the only possibility that Leofitz could think of.

“……”

Coulson somewhat regretted saying something about Grant Ward, but in the face of three faces full of confusion, he hesitated to say what happened to Grant Ward.

“The country dweller who fell with him was cutting grass in the field, holding a sickle in his hand, and accidentally cut a large hole in Grant’s arm when he fell in.”

Coulson also felt that this experience was too unlucky, “Because the wound was seriously infected, Grant Ward needed to face amputation. ”

The office fell silent for a few seconds.

“It’s too miserable.”

Janma Simmons had some sympathy for Grant Ward, she only thought that Grant Ward could be elected the unlucky person in this year’s Guinness Book of Records.

Forehead.

All right.

As an agent, Grant Ward couldn’t even participate in this kind of selection, and he couldn’t even get a Guinness certificate, so it always seemed that Grant Ward was even more unlucky.

“Hopefully he’ll get better soon.”

Although Leofitz is afraid of gay, he also feels that Grant Ward has not much to criticize except for people who hate it.

“Will he come back?”

Chu Mu is more concerned about whether Grant Ward will run back to annoy himself, which is related to whether he needs to take a day out to throw fantasy creations at Grant Ward’s house.

“Don’t worry, the technology department has recently had some new research results, which may be able to install a robotic arm for Grant that does not affect his life and work.”

Coulson obviously misunderstood Chu Mu’s meaning, and he glanced at Chu Mu with great satisfaction.

“Robotic arm? Cool~”

Leofitz suddenly thought it might be Grant. Ward is a blessing in disguise, what man can refuse a cool mechanical arm.

“Does he need to amputate his left hand or right hand?”

Chu Mu asked a question coldly.

Coulson froze.

“I see! You want to say that if he amputated his right hand, he couldn’t do anything in the evening, right, after all, it feels very hurtful to use a mechanical arm. ”

Janma Simmons doesn’t look like a serious girl in her bones.

“……”

“……”

“……”

It’s not just Coulson who froze.

Chu Mu and Leofitz were also 950 frozen.

The sky can be seen.

Chu Mu was just wondering if Hydra would install the Winter Soldier’s manipulator on Grant Ward, where would he expect that Janma Simmons could have such an association.

“I don’t know her.”

Chu Mu’s tone was serious.

“I don’t know her well.”

Leofitz turned his head again and pretended to type the code.

“……”

Only Coulson didn’t know what to say the world was reached. Seeing that Jenma Simmons also showed an expression of social death, Coulson could only help change the topic.

“Chu, you need to go out to the field later, after all, you are the only one left in our group, and there are often cases of missing people next to the interstate roads in this area.”

“There were 26 disappearances in total, with no bodies or any traces of them, and the local police classified the cases as cases of teenagers running away from home.”

“However, I still feel that we need to investigate and rule out whether it is the cause of the paranormal event.” Coulson took a stack of materials and handed it to Chu Mu.

“In the area where the twenty-six citizens were active before they disappeared, there was only one bar where hippies frequented, and you might be able to focus on finding out there.”

Coulson gave some field advice.

However.

“Can I refuse? I felt it was necessary for me to visit Grant, and as colleagues, it was necessary to buy some fruit and flowers to visit the patient. ”

In fact, Chu Mu wanted to ask Grant Ward, one less arm shadow did not affect the field work.

“Aren’t you paying your salary today? Perhaps you can think of this survey as a salary-paying entertainment, that is, going to a bar and asking about the situation. ”

Coulson obviously thought of how to fool Chu Mu into going out to the field, and he described the beauty of going out to Chu Mu in a slightly encouraging tone.

“Have a drink, eat something, and chat with the bartender at the bar to relax and relax, don’t worry, all drinks and consumption S.H.I.E.L.D. will reimburse you.”

It has to be said.

Coulson clearly knows the art of leadership.

Chu Mu was indeed moved.

“Sounds good. But can you give me the money first? I don’t think the term reimbursement sounds very reliable. Chu Mu exerted the caution that an agent should have.

If someone in the family has traveled on business, they should understand this caution.

“……”

Coulson didn’t know how many times he was speechless today, what else could he say, he could only take Chu Mu to his office and open the drawer of the office.

Inside, there are stacks of banknotes neatly placed, each banknote is as brand new as if it had just left the factory.

“I’m superficial!”

Chu Mu exclaimed after seeing the banknote.

“？”

Coulson was startled by Chu Mu’s surprise again, and he looked next to him full of doubts… Once excellent, he felt that he could train Chu Mu to become a successor.

“It turns out that our S.H.I.E.L.D. can still legally print counterfeit banknotes!”

Chu Mu was like discovering a new continent, and listening to it made Coulson feel very uneasy in his heart.