Meiman: Weaving myths, starting from urban legends

Early morning.

S.H.I.E.L.D. Supernatural Processing Division.

The warm cappuccino exuded wisps of heat, and Chu Mu gently blew some of the foam on it, and poured most of the half cup of coffee into his stomach.

The two S.H.I.E.L.D. colleagues sitting in rows in front of him all stared at him with expectant expressions.

“Where did I just say?”

Chu Mu put the coffee cup back on the table, Leofitz immediately filled the coffee for him, and then Zhenma Simmons also handed over the beef jerky that she had treasured for most of the week.

“The man in a gorgeous robe descended from the sky, elegant and calm, and solved a few demons in three strokes and five divisions, and then he turned his head and looked at you who was scared to pee.”

Jenma Simmons immediately gave a summary of the previous story.

“No scared pee!”

Chu Mu raised his voice to emphasize.

“Yes, yes, I almost scared to pee.”

Zhenma Simmons nodded her little head and urged Chu Mu to tell the story behind.

“It’s not that I’m justifying, but in that case, any of you present can behave and react like me.”

Chu Mu made up the story carefully, “You don’t know how angry and hideous those demons look, and the means of killing people is to call Jack the Ripper when he comes.” ”

He still loves Jack the Ripper so much.

“Jack the Ripper doesn’t have superpowers, my dear Chu, are you sure you really met a demon? Isn’t it a mutant with some special superpowers? ”

Jenma Simmons studied life sciences.

It is difficult for her to use her expertise to guess why demons exist in the world.

What hell stuff is there.

Obviously neither life nor science.

“Are you doubting my judgment?”

Chu Mu slapped the table.

The coffee cups on the table shook a few times.

“Don’t dare, don’t dare, I just want to know what happened next.” Leofitz only wants to hear stories, and demons don’t threaten his post.

Even if demons really exist, in Leofitz’s opinion, the amount of 047 workload he needs to increase may just be from the album of the invading councillor to the album of the invading demon.

“yes, did that guy kill you?”

Janma Simmons’ curious inquiry was full of great wisdom.

Chu Mu didn’t want to meet her in general.

“I was so frightened that I wanted to go find my gun, and then I heard the laughter of “Boom”, and lightning began to crack in the sky. ”

“It’s a more powerful demon coming.” Chu Mu’s tone was extremely amazed, and his expression was vivid, as if he had really experienced these things.

“After beating my son to my father, I only saw that the sky and the earth changed color, and the man with single-rimmed glasses divided by two by three times and five knocked the new big demon back to hell.”

Chu Mu said in an emphatic tone, “There really is a gate to hell, and that demon has been clamoring that it will definitely come back.” ”

The story of the painting caused two colleagues to be extremely amazed.

“What does the gates of hell look like? Are there really a lot of people’s heads on it? I have heard that the cattle and cattle of cheating people are also hung on the gates of hell. ”

Leofitz inquired curiously.

“Huh? Who did you hear about that? ”

Chu Muhu looked at Leofitz suspiciously.

“I heard from my mom that when my dad cheated on her, she wanted to cut down my dad’s cow and warned me not to be like my dad in the future.”

Leofitz’s words were candid.

“Did your mother succeed in the end?” Janma Simmons gave Leofitz a thumbs up and once again showed her exuberant curiosity.

“Ahem.”

Chu Mu gave some reminders slightly, and the two immediately reacted to who was the protagonist.

“Gates of Hell, did you take pictures?”

Leofitz continued to pour coffee for Chu Mu.

“Is that man a demon hunter?”

Janma Simmons handed over the beef jerky that had been torn open.

“The man walked up to me, helped me up (CHCJ), and gave me a bottle of wine to suppress my shock.” Chu Mu pointed to the whiskey he had stolen back.

“So nice to you?”

“I don’t believe it, didn’t you say he was quacking and killing?”

Janma Simmons and Leofiz don’t know what they’re disappointing about, they seem to want to see something more exciting.

“I kind of see it! You want me to die!” ”

Chu Mu’s eyes widened.

Two colleagues hurriedly denied it.

“Mainly… If you become a ghost now, you will have the same reversal and shock as a movie. Janma Simmons said and touched the temperature of Chu Mu’s arm.

She was a little disappointed.

“Or you have been brainwashed by him, modified your original memory, he filled you with false memories, in fact, the development of things is not what you think!”

Leofitz made a serious assumption, and did not see that this guy actually had the potential of a prophet, so Chu Mu couldn’t help but look at him twice.

“Impossible! When pigs fly! ”

Chu Mu slapped the table again.

This time.

Before receiving the results of Chu Mu’s mission report in the morning, he went to find Nick. Fury’s Coulson also dragged his tired body and mind back to the office.

“I’m glad you’re still alive, Agent Chu Mu.” Coulson was very emotional about Chu Mu’s luck, and he said with a bit of memory.

“People with special abilities don’t want to know how special they are, and I’ve seen too many people get silenced because of this, and it’s good news for us that person to let you go.” Perhaps, we can find and win him over to our side. ”

Coulson and Nick. Fury’s abacus is so good.

It’s just a pity.

The mysterious man does not exist at all.

“I don’t live just because of luck, but also because of my ingenuity.” Chu Mu’s words made the two colleagues and Coulson stunned for a moment.

“Didn’t you keep lying on the ground screaming?” Coulson recalled the task report materials handed in by Chu Mu, and did not find that Chu Mu showed any special countermeasures.

“The demon dressed in black at the beginning almost killed me.”

Chu Mu is a serious nonsense, and 99% of the reports he wrote are made up, and the literary nature of them draws on many movies he saw in his previous life.

“And then how did you survive?” (Read violent novels, just go to Feilu Fiction Network!) ）

Coulson curiously initiated an inquiry, feeling that Chu Mu’s report had some brief information.

“Because he says he doesn’t kill the unknown.”

“I said I was a nobody.”

“Then the demon walked past me.” Chu Mu’s expression was still serious, so that Coulson and the two colleagues could not tell whether what he said was true or false for a while.

“Really fake!”

“This is a little too outrageous!”

Both colleagues widened their eyes.

“Huh?”

Coulson, on the other hand, was thoughtful.

He fully showed that smart people like to think too much about the truth, and they really think seriously, whether demons can’t kill people without knowing other people’s names.

How to say it.

Nor is it to blame Coulson for the brain watt.

Although S.H.I.E.L.D. has had many cases suspected of being related to demonic hell, to this day, S.H.I.E.L.D. knows too little about demons and hellish creatures.

“Friends, the reality is often like this, more unreasonable than TV series and movies.” Chu Mu raised his hand and pretended to be smoking and spitting out a cigarette ring.

Next to him, Janma Simmons handed him a pen in time.

“Lucky people like me to survive a case like this, I think this year’s S.H.I.E.L.D. year-end convention should award me the title of a legendary investigator.” Chu Mu gave Zhenma Simmons a teachable look, and then recalled the Cthulhu running group game he played in his previous life.

“Awesome indeed!”

Leofitz couldn’t be happier that he wasn’t a member of the field team.

“After so many things, you should also take a good rest, tomorrow you can rest at home for a day, and then you need to go for some psychological counseling.”

Coulson arranged for Chu Mu to follow up.

“I am mentally healthy and not affected by demons.”

Chu Mu looked determined.

“Isn’t it said that demons are very good at demagoguery and lure people to fall in the subtle, I think you should still see a psychiatrist.”

Janma Simmons kindly gave the reminder.

“Devils don’t affect me.”

Chu Mu has always sneered at the psychologist.

“Why?”

Not only the two colleagues looked over curiously, but even Coulson was surprised in his eyes, could it be that his employees had any special abilities?

Maybe some oriental exorcism?

“Of course because I have a holy soul, one quality higher than a pure soul.” Chu Mu’s serious answer made the three people in the office roll their eyes in unison.

“You first delete all those websites on your computer, and then we will talk about the holiness of your soul.” Coulson only hated himself for being an idiot.

Why expect anything from this guy Chu Mu?

“Psychological counseling you still have to go, we have to make sure that your spirit is not traumatized, and every agent must go through such a process after performing the mission.”

Coulson put down the papers in his hand.

“Why didn’t I get a vacation or go to counseling the last time I investigated the rift woman?” Chu Mu looked at Coulson with great incomprehension.

“……”

Coulson was silent for a moment.

“Remember, don’t put the doctor’s pigeon, the doctor we hire is not ordinarily expensive.” Coulson said a word and walked to the office.

“I bet he forgot.”

“I think so too.”

……

The voice behind made Coulson speed up.

“Is my case closed?”

Chu Mu, who wanted to quickly lie down and touch the fish again, shouted to Coulson’s back with anticipation, but it made Coulson really stop.

“The chief said that you should write a report on the experience of this mission in more detail, and his new consultant wants to know every detail of this matter.”

Coulson had already stepped into the office with one foot, and then he remembered the order he got when he returned, and faced Chu Mu’s general Nick. Fury’s request was relayed.

“Everything I remember is in the morning report.”

Chu Mu was slightly stunned.

“Maybe you’re trying to think of something else?” For example, what kind of clothes the mysterious man wore, such as what those demons really looked like. ”

Coulson smiled bitterly and mentioned to Chu Mu slightly, “Just add some details, the leader’s requirements, I think you should be able to understand what the situation is.” ”

All right.

Nick. Fury just loves to torture people.

Chu Mu understood.

An OK gesture to Coulson was given.

“Are you so obedient this time? I think you are really influenced by the devil. Janma Simmons came to Chu Mu’s desk with a pompous and surprised expression.

“Yes, before it was changed, you would definitely ask Coulson to write it himself.” Leofitz also looked at Chu Mu suspiciously, he felt that his life mentor might have been taken away by demons.

“Coulson doesn’t write as well as I do.”

Chu Mufen wrote a book.

He was ready to hand over to Nick. In Fury’s report information, adding a song of Sunshine Rainbow Little White Horse can be regarded as satisfying Nick. Details requested by Fury.