Middle-aged Love Patch

After nightfall, in order to reduce the vigilance of the monster, Erlang and the other people left the room, leaving only Xu Youyuan and Shiyue.

Xu Youyuan stood in a small room and kept watching her surroundings. The alarm function turned on at this time is very useful.

As long as the monster appears around, it can react immediately.

"Xu Youyuan, have you ever thought about what kind of monster this demon is?" Shi Yue's expression was not very good, and Corgi who was holding her touched and touched.

Xu Youyuan is holding a golden hoop, standing tall, she really has a bit of Monkey King's heroism: "Don't know, just kill one by one."

"But some demons are not as easy to deal with as you think."

Shi Yue's words reminded Xu Youyuan, too, if it was an ordinary monster, wouldn't it be a bludgeon to kill Sun Wukong? It won't be put in the scene of the third stage.

The scene that appears at this stage must be an event with a higher degree of difficulty.

"So do you have any answers in your heart?"

Shi Yue was about to speak when she was interrupted by a squeaky voice.

They were all looking for where the sound came from. Xu Youyuan looked behind her first, every time danger came from behind, but this time there was nothing behind her.

Shi Yue looked around on the yellow walls and the stained ceiling. There were no monsters and nothing.

But the strange movement continued, even louder.

"Shiyue..."

Xu Youyuan's voice tightened and pulled Shiyue's robes. Shi Yue found that her gaze had fallen on a certain place, and seemed to have discovered the source of the sound.

Shi Yue followed her gaze and looked down, and saw a chilling scene.

A monster cut the straw mat on the bed and flew into the air with a buzzing sound.

When Shi Yue saw its appearance, Shi Yue took a step back.

She swears that she is not too timid, not to mention her, more than 90% of the people in the world will be ashamed to see a fingernail size, not to mention that it is in a refined form, and it is more than a person in the air. big.

When Shi Yue saw that his hands and feet were cold, Xu Youyu's face was also pale, and her lips trembled and said:

"Xiaoqiang, is that you..."

The monster said angrily: "Bah! Who is Xiaoqiang!"

Shi Yue didn't understand: "Why is it called Xiaoqiang?"

Xu Youyuan: "You don't need to understand this old terrier..."

The monster said angrily: "I'm not Xiaoqiang! I'm Periplaneta americana! Are you blind, don't you see that I can fly!"

Xu Youyuan swung a stick and almost hit the monster. The monster dodged with a "wow", moving strangely.

The monster seems to have discovered something new:

"You beat Lao Tzu? How dare you beat Lao Tzu? For hundreds of years, how many Taoist priests saw Lao Tzu's legs, let alone beat him. Hehehe, you, a wild monkey, can be considered a bit courageous."

Shi Yue said in surprise: "Xu Youyuan, I always think you are amazing, but I didn't expect you to be such a warrior!"

When the monster saw Shi Yue, Jie Jie laughed strangely: "Tang Monk! I didn't expect that Lao Tzu would be able to catch a big piece of fat meat! He said that eating your Tang Monk meat will make you immortal. Today, let Lao Tzu taste this wonderful Tang Monk meat. Place!"

The monster's speed was extremely fast, and he rushed to Shi Yue before his voice was over.

Shi Yue didn't want to have any contact with this monster at all, and when he saw it flying, he ran away!

Erlang and others hid outside the house, and they heard the movement just now, and the cat peeked from behind the grass in a panic.

Suddenly the door was kicked into the air with a "click", and the eminent monk rushed out and ran away lifelessly.

Erlang and the others stretched their necks long, still thinking about whether to go up and help. The next moment the monster broke out and glided rapidly in the air, frightening everyone to scream and disperse the birds and beasts.

Shi Yue ran fast with her cassock. It is not bragging to see that she can run 100 meters in 12 seconds in this posture.

But after all, it was a monster who was chasing her, or a monster that could glide.

Shi Yue heard the swishing cool breeze behind her bald neck, with a very uncomfortable smell.

I didn't dare to look back at all, for fear that I would see the dirt when I looked back!

I wanted to store mana on my fingertips several times and turned around to bounce it, but every time I was flustered, my mana couldn't be concentrated.

The monster was swiftly stunned, and immediately slew behind Shiyue. He was about to attack Shiyue. Xu Youyuan flew out with a stick, hitting the monster's head.

A dizzy effect appeared on the top of the monster's head, and Yue's movements when he was about to attack also stopped in midair.

Xu Youyuan rose into the air to catch the whirling golden hoop.

Don't fight at this time, when will you stay!

Xu Youyuan concentrated all his strength and hit the American cockroach with a stick!

Seeing this scene, Shi Yue's complexion changed drastically, and Xu Youyuan's motion that she was about to knock when she got up was impossible to undo. Shi Yue burst out with the speed to kill the 100-meter champion, and retreated frantically while shouting:

"Don't use physical attacks—Aaaaa—"

Xu Youyuan in mid-air was taken aback, and suddenly realized that things were not simple:

"Ok?"

The golden hoop that was too late to stop slammed into the back of the American cockroach, and only heard a "puff"...

...

On a bleak night in the quiet house, the pale Xu Youyuan slowly took off the access crystal of the dark room, and tears were streaming down her face as she watched the unreal world in front of her.

What did she do, what did she see...

She is going to take a bath to clean her body from filth.

Xu Youyuan stood up, her whole body was floating, and the bursting scene was still reverberating in her mind.

"vomit--"

Xu Youyuan retched on the toilet for a long time, trying to vomit, but couldn't vomit.

A Shuang ran over and looked at her curiously with dark eyes, not knowing why Xu Youyuan, who has always been strong and optimistic, was crying.

"A Shuang..." Xu Youyi tremblingly hugged A Shuang.

No wonder Shiyue has to run so far, this little brat can run so fast, why didn't he have to go all out in the first place? !

In this case, the monster may not be able to catch up, and she doesn't need to be so hurriedly to knock down with a stick! If you don't hit it with such a stick, you might still have room for discussion with the cockroach brother...

Xu Youyuan really regretted all his internal organs.

The phone rang, you don't need to look at it to know who it is.

Xu Youyuan couldn't get up in the bathroom for a while, so she sat on the clean floor and weakly shouted "answer". The phone automatically answered Shiyue's call.

"Are you okay..." Shi Yue tentatively asked.

"It's still alive."

Shi Yue was silent for a moment, then burst into laughter.

"Do you have a conscience! I was sprayed all over and you are still laughing!"

After Shi Yue laughed wildly, she finally slowed down. Xu Youyuan looked at the direction of the phone blankly, imagining that Shi Yue must be rolling on the bed at this moment.

"Xu Youyuan, my abdominal muscles are going to laugh after I met you. Someday you must be responsible if there are fine lines on the corners of your eyes." Shi Yue did fall on the carpet at home, laughing with sweat all over her body.

"You continue to laugh, let's see you again after the laugh."

"Don't, don't, haven't I already laughed." Shi Yue sat up and wiped his tears. "Most people don't say it is such a big one, even the size of a fingernail is afraid of hitting it, so this scene is only Let’s move to the third stage. It is indeed very difficult. Fortunately, for your ruthless stick, we have passed this level. Although I don’t know whether it is merciless to the cockroach monster or to yourself."

"Shi Yue! Don't presume those two words before me!" Xu Youyuan said angrily.

"Well, don't mention it. I looked at the archive, thanks to you, we are over." Shi Yue asked her, "We will continue to go back after you rest for a few days?"

Xu Youyuan checked the time. It was still early at ten o'clock in the evening.

"No, I'll take a drink and go back. Let's go over this scene in one effort today."

Xu Youyuan stood up, drank a glass of water and slapped A Shuang's dog head wildly, moved her body and felt better.

"After I go back, will I still look like when I was offline?" Xu Youyuan inevitably felt a little worried when she put on the access crystal again.

Shi Yue was also not sure.

To be honest, Shi Yue couldn't accept it if he was still smashed.

"In this way, you will not directly enter the scene after you are online. You come to my room. I will go to the mall to see and buy you a bath basin. I remember that there is a powerful stain remover. I will prepare it for you. Just take a shower."

"Ok……"

"Hey, don't worry." Shi Yue knew what Xu Youyuan was thinking, "I don't take a peek."

"Well, trouble you."

"You are polite again, let's bother to say what trouble. I should thank you, after all, you are a cockroach... you are a worm wilder, you deserve respect."

With a heavy heart, Xu Youyuan took off the somatosensory chip and logged into the dark room again.

After going online, she didn't dare to look at herself or even breathe.

When she came to Shiyue's room, Shiyue had already prepared her shower props.

The child has always been ostentatious, and what is placed in her room is not a bath basin at all, but the green water of a large pond with fairy air floating on the water. Shi Yue squatted by the pond holding the "decontamination powder" in his hand. He heard the movement and was about to turn around, but Xu Youyi stopped him:

"Dont look at me!"

"Okay, I won't watch." Shi Yue didn't turn around, "Throw your clothes and everything in the recycling bin. I'm leaving, you wash it slowly."

After speaking, Shi Yue stood up and left. Xu Youyuan closed her eyes and took off her clothes. Without the somatosensory chip, as long as she didn't look at it, she basically couldn't feel the delicate touch.

After immersing in the water of the pool, Xu Xiaoyi soon recovered to its original appearance, and even the skin of this virtual character looked more delicate.

"The new clothes are on the wooden tray by the pool." Shi Yue shouted, hiding in the back room.

Xu Youyuan swam to the side of the wooden tray, picked up her clothes, and found that it was a red panda pajama with hairy ears and thick tail, which looked a little cute.

but……

"Shi Yue, what the **** are you doing again!"

"Huh? Isn't this your favorite? I finally found the same peripheral appearance, and I can add 30 power. Most importantly, cute."

"I'm not suitable for cuteness."

"Who said it, it's very appropriate!" Shi Yue remembered how she sent Xu Youyuan to the gate of Juheyuan that morning to help her button her clothes, and her heart was almost melted by her.

Xu Youyuan is obviously the most adorable in the world!

Shi Yue had been making trouble for a long time, and Xu Youyuan had no choice but to put it on.

After putting it on, looking at yourself in the mirror is like playing a cute doll in a playground, just to make the children happy.

As a result, Shi Yue was really happy to see it, and looked around her, making Xu Youyuan almost dizzy.

Xu Youyuan looked at Shi Yue's excited look, a little funny.

It seems that the child is really coaxed.

"Let's go!" Shi Yue also put on the appearance of a red panda, but his skin was darker than Xu Xiaoyi's, and he looked like a couple.

The two of them stood together as if they were in a kindergarten.

After Xu Youyuan sighed, she couldn't help but smile, and reinstalled the somatosensory chip into the access crystal:

"go."

Back in Fengliu City, the demon spirit in the city had already dispersed, but instead saw Erlang and a group of people surrounding their car.

They were holding various weapons in their hands, changing from their previous depressed state and pleading attitude, they were all fierce and vicious, and could come over and kill people at any time.

"Monk! Smelly monkey! Come down to me!"

Erlang hit the front of their car with a hammer, drove "Puff Puff" and sprayed out two **** balls. It seemed that Erlang was really angry.

Xu Youyuan didn't understand. Now that the plot has entered the next stage, it means that they did kill the monster and passed the level correctly.

"I have something to say, what the **** is going on?" Shi Yue asked, "Didn't we have killed the cockroach monsters that have harmed the city? How can you avenge your grievances?"

"I'm so embarrassed to say! Yes! You killed the big monster with a stick, but when it was killed, its stomach broke, how many little monsters flowed out?! Now it's all over the city, what do you tell us to do? !" Erlang cursed.

"Alas……"

When Shi Yue and Xu Youyuan heard what Erlang said, their teeth fell. They didn't want to imagine what it was like when the little monsters swarmed out. While resenting them, they felt guilty in their hearts.

"Don't talk nonsense with them! Drag off the car and kill!"

The angry people of Fengliu City agreed, rushing up to drag them out of the car while cursing wildly.

At this time, a blood bar appeared on the NPC's head.

[System prompt: Escape from Fengliu City safely, otherwise the mission will fail]

Originally, the car was badly damaged, the doors on both sides were crumbling, and the windshield did not exist directly. Hundreds of people threw stones with hammers, and the scene was very chaotic for a while.

Someone reached in to pull them out of the car, kicked them out, and kicked the NPC's blood bars in half.

The roof of the car was dented and hung against Xu Youyi's head. When Shi Yue was caught, he was a little bit painful and immediately became angry. Putting on the appearance of a chainsaw massacre, Tang Seng's appearance did not change, but an additional chainsaw was added.

Simply sawing off the roof of the car, Tang Seng jumped up and stood on the car seat, pulling the chainsaw in his hand, buzzing loudly:

"Come on! Come on! I see who wants to die first!"

Xu Youyuan took advantage of the chance that the NPCs were staring at the chainsaw and drove the car out with a kick on the accelerator.

The NPCs chased after the car. After a certain distance, Xu Youyuan asked Shi Yue to drive. She turned out the item "Takeaway Toolbox", opened the toolbox, and a commissary panel popped out in front of her. "Supermarket purchase", "home delivery of medicines" and "universal errands" four options.

Looking at these four options, Xu Youyuan feels that this toolbox is indeed worth 8 million gold coins!

"What are you going to buy?" Shi Yue drove the car out of the unguarded Fengliu City. From the slanted rearview mirror, we could see that the NPCs were still chasing. Seriously, 11% will be scrapped. I don’t know how long it will last.

"Since it was my problem, I will find a way to solve it." Xu Youyuan selected 10 kilograms of flour, a large bag of sugar, three buckets of water, and a washbasin in the "Supermarket Purchase". I chose two large bags of boric acid powder in the "Medicine Delivery to Door", which required a total of more than 20,000 gold coins, which was quite cheap.

After choosing "Buy", a big box fell from the sky, just in the back seat of the car.

Xu Youyuan stepped into the back seat, poured boric acid into the water, shaken vigorously, then poured the flour into the basin, poured the boric acid water in, kneaded into small dough balls, added some good-tasting sugar, and finished one. Lost one from the rear.

Wherever the car went, dumplings mixed with boric acid and sugar rolled all over the ground.

"This is cockroach medicine!" Xu Youyuan shouted to the NPCs, "Take it back and put it in a place where cockroaches frequent! It works! Try it! Don't chase it!"

The NPC picked up the dumplings suspiciously, and the car got farther and farther, finally getting rid of them.

Xu Youyuan slumped in the back seat of the car and finally gasped.

"You are still responsible for the virtual world." Shi Yue smiled.

Xu Youyuan said: "Although it is a world created by humans, I don't think they don't exist."

"Oh?"

"In fact, have you ever thought about the possibility that the game world is already a real world at the moment it is created. Regardless of whether the NPC or the strange, it is part of the world. Maybe we left. This scene, but all the characters in it will continue to live. Maybe the real world we are in is the game created by someone."

Xu Youyuan's words made Shiyue's goose bumps all over.

But after recalling Xu Youyuan's words, I found it very interesting.

The universe they live in may also be an ordinary parallel world.

After successfully escaping from Fengliu City, the system prompts to advance again.

[System prompt: Continue to go west, continue to learn the road]

Xu Youyuan sat in the co-driver's car seat and looked at the line of words and said: "This prompt is too vague compared to the previous prompt. It feels like it is deliberately hiding some clues, so we are surprised."

While driving, Shi Yue was about to speak, when a gust of wind blew in and almost wiped off her hat.

Shi Yue hurriedly raised his hand to clasp his hat, without revealing a bald head.

Xu Youyi immediately sat in the passenger seat, her eyes shining.

Shi Yue squinted at her: "What are you doing."

"I want to see a bald head."

"No."

"I have put on such a shameful appearance of a red panda, you don't even show your bald head?"

Shi Yue replied very quickly, frankly and unfeelingly: "No."

Xu Youyuan: "... stingy."

Shi Yue: "Yes, I'm so stingy."

The master and apprentice drove westbound, and the loss of the car was only 1%. Xu Youyuan searched for a long time in the takeaway toolbox, but there was no tool to repair the vehicle.

Finally, the car couldn't move forward half an inch, and Xu Youyuan took it back into the universal bag.

The Corgi rubbed Shi Yue's leg and yawned. The rabbit opened as if it had been infected, and opened its three-lobed mouth very majesticly, exposing its big teeth, and yawned deeply.

Yawning is really contagious, and Shi Yue and Xu Youyi couldn't help doing the same.

The time in the game was adjusted up again, and soon it became dark.

[System prompt: sleep in the wild, live till dawn]

They are in the wilderness, without even a resting inn, and the system is frantically suggesting that there will be danger tonight.

I have been reminded to go west, without even a white horse, do I have to walk to the west on two legs?

The two of them discussed what to do next, and suddenly Shiyue heard the phone ring. The ringtone was an exclusive ringtone for the company's high-level group.

There must be something important to call at this late.

Shi Yue and Xu Youyuan hid under a big tree and asked her to wait a moment. Shiyue didn't go offline, so he went offline to connect to the phone temporarily.

The "plasma cream cake with flowers" turned gray and stopped moving. Xu Youyuan shook her hand in front of her. After confirming that she was offline for the time being, she smiled and took off Tang Seng's hat.

Unlike the appearance of the young monk in Jinshan Temple last time, the appearance of that time also changed Shiyue's facial features to some extent. Even the cute little bald head looked only 30% similar.

It's not like the "Plasma Cream Cake with Flowers" himself, because I scanned Shiyue himself, and it is more than 90% similar to Shiyue.

She is bald now, which is how she looks really bald.

Xu Youyuan took off her hat, and her shiny bald head almost made Xu Youyuan burst into laughter.

However, Shi Yue still kept the state when she was offline, with a slightly serious expression.

Xu Youyuan covered her mouth to prevent Shi Yue from hearing the laughter, and after taking a screenshot, she took out the takeout toolbox...

"Sorry, the company has something to do."

When Shi Yue came back, Xu Youyuan hurriedly threw something out of her hand.

"What are you missing?"

Xu Youyuan: "Wait until you're bored, I'm studying the takeaway toolbox, and I bought some snacks to eat. I'm hungry. I just ate a banana and lost banana peel."

Shi Yue was dubious: "Can eating in the game fill up your stomach?"

"I'm also curious if I can feel full, so let's try it. It just so happens that my food game has also begun to develop. Of course, I have to look into competing products."

Xu Youyuan was serious, but Shi Yue didn't believe it: "Why do I think you're bluffing?"

Xu Youyuan looked at her grinningly, suddenly her eyes fixed.

A white silk floated in front of the two of them.

Shi Yue: "This is..."

Xu Youyuan: "Spider silk?"

"Puff puff puff puff!"

After opening the crazy warning, the two looked up at the same time, only to see a huge spider web falling from the sky, directly enclosing Shi Yue in it, and as soon as the net mouth was closed, Shi Yue was hung in the air.

"Shiyue!"

Xu Youyuan flew the golden hoop rod out, and a ball of black shadow flicked a lump of white liquid, hitting the golden hoop rod in the middle, and glued the golden hoop rod to the trunk.

The group of dark shadows ran away with Shi Yue on their backs. Shi Yue was so **** that he couldn't take out any weapons.

Xu Youyuan couldn't take care of the golden hoop, so she chased after her. The black shadow seemed to have eight legs, walking like a flat ground in the dense forest.

wrong……

Xu Youyuan found that it had eight legs...

It's a spider.

She is about to collapse, what's going on in this scene, can we not engage in these disgusting insects?

Xu Youyuan followed the spider to a huge hole. Xu Youyuan stood by the hole and looked inside. The spider had already carried Shi Yue on his back and disappeared into a strange hole.

The hole is so deep that you can't see it to the end. She glanced at the stone monument standing at the entrance of the cave, and wrote the words "Pansi Cave".

Xu Youyuan poked and opened: "Will I die if I jump down?"

He opened his little pink nose and didn't feel like **** at all.

Xu Youyuan jumped straight down.

The process of falling is a bit long. Xu Youyuan opened his private channel and asked Shi Yue how he was doing, but Shi Yue did not answer. Xu Youyuan found that she couldn't go offline temporarily, otherwise she would fail.

It seems that Pansidong is a very important plot, and it is likely to be the final plot of this scene.

Finally descended to the bottom of the cave. At this time, as Monkey King, Xu Youyuan landed lightly without hurting any fur.

There was a hole in the cave, and the spider silk on the ground paved a white road. Xu Youyu walked along the road to a stone gate. She kicked the door without saying a word. When she kicked the Shimen to pieces, the golden light from the door pierced her eyes for a while.

"Xu Youyuan!"

There seemed to be a large group of people shouting her name inside.

Xu Youyuan: "?"

When she could see clearly, she was shocked.

There are indeed a large group of people.

There is a cave in Shimen. Hundreds of Shi Yue sat in the cave, and Xu Youyuan's eyes were blurred at a glance.

"Xu Youyuan!" I don't know which Shiyue spoke first. All Shiyue yelled together. Their voices echoed in the stone cave, and Xu Youyuan was so shocked that Xu Youyuan was deaf, and she hurriedly covered her ears. .

Seeing Xu Youyuan being shocked uncomfortably, all Shi Yue covered their mouths.

Xu Youyuan saw it, and the real Shiyue was in it.

[System prompt: within ten minutes, find the real one among the two hundred Tang monks, you can pass the level]