Middle-aged Love Patch

Shi Yue and Xu Youyuan looked at each other, and didn't know if she should return the underwear in her hand, or if Xu Youyuan came to pick it up, the atmosphere was embarrassing to an explosion.

Xu Youyuan screamed frantically in her heart, opened the window to scream, climbed to the roof to scream, and climbed to the beacon of the Great Wall to scream.

The screams in some people's hearts broke through the universe, and the surface was still calm, as if nothing had happened.

Anyway, it's already so embarrassing and irreparable, panic can only add embarrassment.

Xu Youyu stood up calmly and walked to Shiyue to get her underwear back. Shiyue returned the underwear in her palm to Xu Youyu as a tribute.

Xu Youyuan picked up her underwear and wanted to throw it back in the closet, but the inside of the closet seemed to be crushed by a mudslide, and there was nowhere to put it, so she had to temporarily tuck it under the quilt.

Shi Yue gave two "tsk tuts": "You really haven't changed at all. You didn't like to clean up the house before. Aunty tidyed up your house several times and you messed up several times. I didn't expect it to be the same when it is so big."

Xu Youyuan pointed to the cabinet, whispering and arguing: "You didn't see that the closet was cracked! That's good for me!"

Shi Yue: "Isn't it because you stuffed it indiscriminately, causing the wardrobe to be overloaded and then overturning."

Xu Youyuan said: "Okay, you can go and stay outside. I have to take a good look at where the T-shirt is."

Xu Youyuan immersed himself in the fight against a pile of clothes. The hanger could not be hung back. The crossbar was broken. Now if you buy the materials and install it, you have to use an electric drill. The end of the electric drill is to disturb the neighbors again. Then the neighbors will not be cursing people next door. It's that simple, just come to smash the door, enter the house and perform martial arts.

The crossbar cannot be repaired for the time being, so I simply took it down, folded the clothes and put them back.

Shi Yue obediently waited outside, and just sat there when he had nothing to do.

An old-fashioned sweeping robot awkwardly sweeps the floor inside the house.

This kind of old robot Shiyue knew that she had seen it when she was very young, and it was the round style that could sweep the floor while mopping the floor. The strange thing is that not only did it not play a role in cleaning, but it dragged a long brown-black trace wherever it went.

What is that stuff?

Shi Yue knew the answer quickly because she smelled a bad smell.

A Shuang nestled firmly in its nest, Shi Yue looked at it, and then at the robot.

Could it be... shit?

Shi Yue catches up, the smell is very clear, it is shit.

Busy playing games tonight, it is estimated that even Xu Youyuan himself forgot to walk the dog.

Ah Shuang is so cute. The owner didn’t make a noise and did not make a noise. He silently pulled the **** in the house... and the robot cleaner stuck the **** while cleaning the room professionally, and it smeared the **** during the cleaning process. The room is full.

Shi Yue has some cleanliness, and this situation is really going to make her break down.

"Hurry up!" Shi Yue went up to turn off the sweeping robot. He pressed the close button, but there was no response. The robot continued to use shit.

Shi Yue: "???"

When Xu Youyuan came out holding her pajamas, Shi Yue was still competing with the sweeping robot.

"What are you doing……"

Shi Yue turned the robot over so that its abdomen was facing the sky, and several black calves were constantly moving in the air. This angle made it look like their old friend, Periplaneta americana.

The **** on the ground had been cleaned up by Shi Yue, whose scalp was numb. Shi Yue asked Xu Youyu to find the toolbox. She took the robot apart and repaired it soon, and asked Xu Youyu to clean it.

"Why is your heart so big, and you put the old-fashioned cleaning tools in the same room as the dog." Shi Yue felt that she was particularly filthy now, and she urgently needed to wash her up immediately.

"What's going on... The old-fashioned sweeping robot is cheap. I bought it from the thrift market. It can sweep the floor and **** in dog hair or something." Xu Youyuan just remembered, "I seem to forget to walk tonight. It's a dog. Shuang, did you do something bad?"

"Forget it, you don't want to know." Shi Yue said, "Is this my pajamas?"

"Well, look through it, if it doesn't work, I'll change it for you."

Shi Yue spread it out: "Isn't this suitable for me, I can wear it completely."

"Thanks for your hard work." Xu Youyuan probably guessed what happened while she was packing her clothes, "Go take a shower."

"Xu Youyuan." Before going in to take a bath, Shi Yue asked with a grin, "Should you move to my place? You can live in any room on which floor you want. Do you think we will pass the customs together tonight? It feels better to play games in the two places? You can notify your teammates by shouting something. In fact, many team members live together, at least when they enter the dark room.

"The next love theme and competition stage will be more difficult. We are still influencing cooperation at both ends of the city. No matter what you consider, I suggest you move to my place, even if you live temporarily. After the competition phase is over, you have enough time to consider future arrangements. Even if I live directly, I don’t dislike it. After all, I still have to continue to study the X system, and the "Xiaoyou" No. 2 machine will be born soon, in case I get caught again. Hunt down, you can save my life even if you are there."

Shi Yue's thoughts could not be more obvious. Asking it in a joking tone would be considered as leaving a way for himself. Once he was rejected, he could confuse him with haha.

Shi Yue patiently waited for Xu Youyuan's answer. When she found that Xu Youyuan did not show any embarrassment or thinking, Shi Yue already knew the answer.

"Are you afraid that I will die poor in the western suburbs?" Xu Youyuan gave her a push, "Go take a bath. When my sister is really desperate, I will definitely come to you for help."

**

The hot water was poured from the head, which made Shi Yue's depressed mood a little relieved.

I thought the relationship between the two had entered the latest stage. In the game, Xu Youyuan obviously liked her acting like a baby.

When she arrived in reality, she immediately distanced herself. Xu Youyuan clearly distinguished the game from reality, and her calmness made Shi Yue helpless.

But Xu Youyuan was so cute when he said, "I must ask you for help when I have nowhere to go." It almost made Shi Yue's desire for protection explode, and there was no way to continue talking about her.

Shi Yue could only be uncomfortable with Xu Youyu at all, she said what she said.

Xu Youyuan had already prepared a hair dryer for her when she came out of the shower.

"I bought the hair dryer before. It doesn't hurt your hair. You can curl your hair directly if you want." Xu Youyuan was sitting at the table, sweeping the midnight snack she hadn't finished before, "You have to come again. No point?"

Shi Yue took the hair dryer and shook his head: "What's the matter with you, you really finished eating."

"I'm not a wasteful person." After finishing the last bite of the jade, put the lunch box in the dishwasher, wash and throw away what should be washed, Xu Youyuan said to Shi Yue before going to the bath, "If you are tired Let's go to bed first. I will tidy up the bed for you. You sleep in the bed. The temperature in the bedroom is good. I made two quilts for you. It shouldn't be cold."

"Two quilts, one for you and one for me, just right."

Xu Youyuan pointed to the sofa: "I sleep here. Both quilts belong to you."

Shi Yue said, "Huh?" "Would you like to sleep on the sofa in winter?"

"It's not cold, there is heating, and you see how well the windows are glued, no matter how strong the wind can blow..."

Before Xu Youyuan's words fell, a sudden gust of wind screamed, the window was magically pried open, and it folds outward with a loud noise, breaking the ground.

Xu Youyuan and Shi Yue play in the dark box exercised their super crisis response ability, and they quickly squatted down and hid behind the sofa with the same frequency.

As a result, no ghosts attacked them, only broken windows swaying in the cold wind, and the silent anger of neighbors in the quiet atmosphere.

Xu Youyuan intends to buy a small gift for her neighbor tomorrow. She really didn't mean to make a noise tonight, too many accidents happened inexplicably, Xu Youyuan could not stop a mortal.

The two of them faced the cold wind in their thin pajamas, and finally closed the windows again and sealed them with tape one layer after another. They still felt that the wind was leaking.

Shi Yue silently folded her hands together in her heart to thank God, and then said to Xu Youyu: "Look, God is destined to sleep on the sofa. Go in and sleep. It's of this size..." I made a lifting posture, exactly the same as the previous posture of holding Xu Youyuan's underwear, "It won't make me beastly, don't worry."

Xu Youyuan raised her hand to fight and forced her back.

"It's almost two o'clock, stop making trouble, go to bed." Xu Youyuan hugged her pajamas and bath towel to take a bath. "When I come out, I will see the good child who is already asleep."

"...Do you really think you are raising a child?"

After Xu Youyuan gave her a look of "you are right", she went into the bathroom to take a shower.

Shi Yue has been soaking in the horror theme for too long tonight, his nerves are tense, and he is indeed tired. Just after taking a hot bath, sleepiness surged.

Wearing a T-shirt with Xu Youyi's breath, getting into Xu Youyi's bed, is there a happier experience than this?

It would be even better if Xu Youyuan and her were in the same bed.

Shi Yue is very sensitive to odors. When she entered the bed, she sniffed. The fragrance of the shampoo used by Xu Youyu and the faint smell of bath salts were obvious around her.

Although living in a small house in the western suburbs, the surrounding environment is very narrow and chaotic, Xu Youyu is not very hardworking and willing to tidy up. However, the little world where Shi Yue wanted to sleep was kept neat and comfortable by her.

The bed against the wall is particularly secure, like the bedroom that Shi Yue had for the first time when he was a child.

When Shi Yue closed his eyes, he could hear the sound of water in the bathroom stopping, and Xu Youyuan took a shower and opened the door.

The room is too small, and Xu Youyuan's footsteps can be heard clearly.

Shiyue heard Xu Youyuan wandering between the living room and the bedroom while she was half-dreaming and half-awake. When she gently walked into the bedroom, Shiyue suddenly woke up from the edge of her dream.

Xu Youyuan was already standing on her back, Shi Yue opened his eyes, feeling that Xu Youyuan's breath and body temperature were getting closer.

Xu Youyuan bent down.

Shi Yue's turning back movement was a bit fierce, and the two of them almost bumped into each other's faces.

Xu Youyuan put one hand on the bed next to Shiyue's back neck to maintain her balance, and the other hand straddled Shiyue's body. The fetching movement stopped because of Shiyue's turning over and the super close distance.

"Wake you up?" Xu Youyuan was calm, "I just want to get a mobile phone charger."

Shi Yue glanced at the charger on the other side of the bed and helped her bring it.

"Thank you. Good night." Xu Youyuan whispered in her ear.

"Good night." When Shi Yue responded, she realized that her voice was a little unnaturally hoarse.

Xu Youyuan left the bedroom and returned to the living room. The distance between the two of them was actually less than two meters, only one more wall.

The scene just now caused Shi Yue to toss and turn for a long time, but couldn't find her sleepiness.

Xu Youyuan's situation was not much better, Shi Yue could clearly hear the constant squeezing sound from the sofa.

Why did you come here before going to bed? Xu Youyuan also regretted it in her heart. I can’t sleep now, I have a headache...

When she was about 30 years old, Xu Youyuan was very stressed for a while because of the reshaping of the universe. She couldn't fall asleep all night, and she still had difficulty falling asleep after taking a basket of medicine. She had no choice but to sum up a set of methods to help fall asleep.

Generally, there are two scenes in the imagination of falling asleep. One is the room where the spirit and time are practiced in "Dragon Ball". There is nothing but an entrance and exit, only a white. Xu Youyuan stared at the white, and slowly found her sleepiness.

Another scene is driving on an unmanned, straight road, the scenery is constantly repeated in my mind, and sleepiness is easy to follow.

This time Xu Youyuan chose a straight road to help fall asleep. When the scenery was repeated to the ninth paragraph, she finally stepped on the side of the dream, but was pulled back by a creaking sound of shaking the bed board.

Xu Youyuan opened her eyes in astonishment. What did she hear?

What did she hear!

The little couple in the neighbourhood returned to their old professions and started a new round of integration between the world and the earth.

I don't know if it was deliberately retaliated. This time, the voice of the little couple's communication was very bold. They upgraded from Japanese to American, or used Dantian to make their voices. They were full of confidence.

Xu Youyuan opened her eyes to look at the ceiling, and she knew Shi Yue must have heard it too.

The small room is full of unsuitable sounds for children, and the surround sound seems to be turned on in the quiet night.

If it were in normal times, Xu Youyuan would definitely go out to fight, but tonight it was her own evil that made others unable to sleep, she had no opposition at all, and could only endure silently.

Must be cursed tonight.

Xu Youyuan shed two silent tears.

No, as long as she is with Shi Yue, it is very easy to encounter extremely embarrassing things. Xu Youyuan doesn't know whether it is her character or Shi Yue's character.

"Xu Youyuan..." Shi Yue suddenly called her, his tone a little hesitant. Xu Youyuan immediately pretended to sleep and even snorted loudly. This time it was really the snoring passed down by the old Xu family.

Shi Yue heard the call, and almost squirted out after a daze.

People in their 30s are so timid. Shi Yue licked his lips, afraid that I might not eat you.

**

There is not so much trouble with Xu Youyi, as long as she is sleepy, Shiyue can fall asleep immediately, and will not wake up until dawn.

But Xu Youyi is different.

Drinking two more sips of water before going to bed, if it is winter, the probability of getting up is very high.

At 4:40 in the morning, Xu Youyu almost got up in a dream. After going to the bathroom and letting go, she returned to the bed in the bedroom with the instinct of finding a home with animals. After pulling the quilt for a long time, she finally pulled out the quilt, tightly Wrapped up and fell asleep.

Shi Yue woke up in the cold half of his sleep, closed his eyes and searched for the traces of the quilt in pain. After touching for a long time, he finally felt it, and grabbed the quilt around his body.

Xu Youyi, lying flat on the bed, was exposed to the cold air again.

Xu Youyuan dreamed that she was crawling in the ice and snow, and the cold wind made her tremble, shaking and waking up coldly.

Where's the quilt? Why can the quilt run on its own?

Xu Youyuan went to pull the quilt again, Shiyue habitually wrapped the quilt around herself, wrapped in a burrito shape, very strong, not something that Xu Youyuan could pull if she wanted to.

Xu Youyuan was sleepy and cold, moving between reality and dreams, muttering pitifully:

"A Shuang... Give me some quilts... I'm cold."

Shi Yue heard the sound and opened his eyes with a "whoop", wondering when Xu Youyuan actually ran onto the bed.

Seeing that Xu Youyuan was still in a dream in this state, remembering that when Xu Youyuan was in her house that day, she was half-dreaming and half-awake, but she could still hug people and not let go. Now it is not impossible to run to bed to grab the quilt.

Shi Yue turned her head and called Xu Youyuan's name softly. Xu Youyuan did not open her eyes, she seemed to be asleep, pouted, and snorted softly. Shi Yue didn't hear what she was saying, and put her ears close to her.

"Boy... Stop making trouble..."

When she understood what Xu Youyi was saying, Shiyue's eyes widened.

Did Xu Youyuan dream of me?

Shi Yue unfolded the quilt and wrapped Xu Youyu in together.

Entering the warm bed from the cold zone, the glacier in Xu Youyuan's dream entered the spring, and the earth warmed up, making her trembling body gradually relieved.

There was a polar bear swaying over, and the closer Xu Xiaoyuan felt warmer, she hugged the polar bear, it was really warm, and couldn't help but crawl on it with her hands and feet.

Shi Yue didn't expect Xu Youyuan to put her arms around her waist, put her legs up, and dive into her arms.

That's too good...

Shi Yue hugged her and carefully warmed her cold body.

Xu Youyi felt that this polar bear was so soft, gentle, and fragrant, falling into a deep sleep in its arms.

The night light exudes a dim yellow light in the corner. With this little light, Shiyue looked at the soft lips of the person in her arms and couldn't help kissing.

Xu Youyuan's lips were softer and hotter than expected. After a short contact, she felt happy and could not help kissing again. The tip of her tongue licked her lips, her heart beat faster, and her palms began to sweat.

When he hesitated to open Xu Youyu's lips to test deeper, Xu Youyu's lips suddenly opened.

Shi Yue had a meal, thinking that Xu Youyuan was awakened by her.

But she is not timid, even if Xu Youyuan wakes up, she will calmly face it, and even confess directly.

"Hmm..." Xu Youyuan didn't open her eyes, but began to kiss her back. His lips were deeply lingering, and he even took the initiative to stick out a soft tongue.

This was Shi Yue's first experience of real kissing in reality, and the thought that the person he was kissing was still Xu Youyuan, which made her dazzled.

Just when she wanted to go further, Xu Youyuan suddenly stopped.

Shi Yue: "?"

"call……"

The soft snoring sound made Shi Yue dumbfounded.

Falling asleep when the kiss was hot?

Falling asleep after lifting someone up?

Where's the bastard! It's too appetizing!

Shi Yue really wanted to push her under the bed and let her hang out all night!

But not willing to...

Shi Yue bulgingly pinched Xu Youyuan's face and pinched her nose, then kissed her lovely lips. After being slightly satisfied, she struggled to find sleepiness again.

...

On the next Sunday, at 6 o'clock in the morning, Tao Xiaoyu, a small assistant, arrived at Juheyuan, Xijiao, where she worked.

After taking two days of sick leave, Tao Xiaoyu finally returned alive from the quagmire of fever. Although today is a rest day, she would not be able to keep Xu Zong hanging at home, otherwise she would definitely eat takeaway again.

At this o'clock, Xu Youyu must be asleep. Normally, she takes the key to open the door and keeps her breakfast warm. She doesn't even have to tiptoe too much. Once she falls asleep, Mr. Xu sleeps very heavily and will not wake up if she doesn't ask for it. .

Tao Xiaoyu opened the door and entered the room and put the bag on the table, feeling that the atmosphere in the room was a bit wrong today.

She looked at the bedroom, the bedroom door was actually hidden.

Xu Youyuan used to sleep with the door closed, what happened today?

It’s almost the end of the year, and everything is not peaceful. Tao Xiaoyu felt lingering after reading a few social news about the robbery. He immediately thought about it. He was taken aback by himself and hurried to make sure that Xu Youyuan was still there. Not alive.

As soon as she opened the door, she found Xu Youyuan sitting on the bed with a look of astonishment, and there was another person beside her.

The person's appearance is not clear for the time being, but at a glance, it should be a young woman.

Two people sleeping on the same bed with a quilt, Tao Xiaoyu understood.

Xu Youyuan: "It's not what you think..."

Tao Xiaoyu waved his hand and exited the room. By the way, when he closed the door, he gave her a thumbs up.

Xu Youyuan: "..."

How could she run to the bed? ! And I slept with Shi Yue!

Tao Xiaoyu left temporarily "very acquainted", and Xu Youyuan quickly got out of bed and returned to the sofa, trying to pretend that nothing happened.

No, nothing happened!

Xu Youyuan lay on the sofa, panicked, and fell asleep again...

At 7:30, Shi Yue's mobile phone alarm rang, and she got up to wash and cook. When she got dressed, Xu Youyuan opened her eyes.

When Xu Youyu was still awake, she looked like a child, still dazed, and her voice was soft: "Are you leaving?"

"Well, there is something to be handled by the company." Shi Yue walked over, resisting the urge to kiss Xu Youyu, and smiled, "I made breakfast for you, fried steak, broccoli and eggs. And soy milk, there are too few ingredients here, right? Let’s make a living and eat some, and I’ll prepare it for you later."

Xu Youyuan shook her head and rubbed her eyes: "No."

Shi Yue touched her head: "Nothing, no, Xu Youyuan, you don't want to be so cute."

Xu Youyuan waved her hand away: "You are acting like a bossy president. If you want to go to work, hurry up!"

"Just treat your benefactor who helped you prepare breakfast? Huh?" Shi Yue sank his face for a moment. I have to say that Shiyue’s face is amazing. When he laughs, he is especially sweet, ten times sweeter than saccharin. But her face was bluffing, even Xu Youyuan was bluffed by her, thinking she was really angry.

Shi Yue stared at Xu Youyi for a few seconds. Taking advantage of her unpreparedness, Shi Yue rushed to grab her head, scratched her hair completely, and then fled quickly with a smile.

Xu Youyu's entire face was left with one mouth exposed: "...Where are the preschool children who came here?"

Before Shi Yue left, she didn't know how much perfume she had sprayed. When Xu Youyuan got off the sofa, she sneezed three or four wildly, almost breaking her eardrum.

The lives of young people are too exciting.

After washing, she sat at the dining table and ate the breakfast that Shi Yue helped her make. Xu Youyi was deeply moved by the happiness of sitting and enjoying the food and the deliciousness of the food itself.

Who can have such a family is too happy.

Even the broccoli that I don’t like to eat was eaten. Xu Youyuan swept all the food on the plate. When planning to start today’s work in good spirits, she suddenly remembered that she was in Shiyue’s arms in the morning. Waking up this thing.

Shi Yue didn't complain about it, maybe he didn't know about this...

I don't know, I don't know, Xu Youyi comforts herself in her heart.

Sharing the same bed can comfort herself for the time being, but besides dreaming about polar bears, she also had a spring dream.

She dreamed that she kissed Shiyue, or she kissed Shiyue on the initiative.

The two kissed fiercely, and the polar bears sat together and watched.

It's terrible... old and rude!

Older single young women finally started yy little girls.

Xu Youyuan decided to go to the gym for a 3,000-meter run sober and sober, and then take a bath to wash away the filthy soul.