Middle-aged Love Patch

Shi Yue finally fell asleep. Xu Youyuan looked at her quietly for a while, tried to get up, and found that her wrist was still being held.

"Be good." Xu Youyuan whispered in her ear, "I'm going to take a bath, I'll be back soon, and I promised you won't leave."

Only then did Shi Yue let go of his hand and murmured.

When Xu Youyuan came back from the bath, she wanted to go outside and lie down on the sofa, but tomorrow morning when the child woke up and was still not conscious, she would be gone again. At least it would be a bit sad at that moment.

Not seeing the child's sadness at all, Xu Youyuan looked at the size of the bed, let alone two people, one more person lying side by side would be more than enough, and it would not be too embarrassing to be not so close.

And it's not that I have never slept in the same bed.

When Xu Youyuan came back from the bath and got into the quilt, she remembered that her father had said similar things before, and couldn't help laughing.

Unexpectedly, Lao Xu was still a prophet.

Xu Youyuan lay down on the side of the bed stiffly like a corpse, with his hands on his abdomen, and did not move all night.

I didn't sleep well and woke up twice in the middle.

Once it was because Shiyue woke up on the edge of suffocation with her long long legs resting on her body. The other time was when Shi Yue got up at dawn and went to the bathroom to take a shower.

Xu Youyuan muttered in her heart, "Young people are so energetic." She was so sleepy that she turned over and continued to sleep.

I used to dream all the time that I couldn't catch up with the car, and I felt anxious. Now that I have finished my work years ago, I am more at ease in my mentality, and the hotel is relatively quiet, and the voice of the neighbor next door cannot be heard. Xu Youyuan slept particularly comfortably in the second half of this sleep.

She woke up naturally when she woke up, it was already 11 o'clock at noon, and she was still hungry by the smell of food.

When she was half asleep and half awake, she smelled the scent of barbecue. When Xu Youyuan got up, she found herself lying on the opposite corner of the bed, sleeping rather domineering, but the quilt was well covered, and she was actually holding one in her arms. Little black pig doll.

Xu Youyi and Little Black Pig looked at each other.

Who are you?

"Finally awake? Washed up and went out to eat!" Shi Yue's voice.

Xu Youyuan poked her head out of the room and looked into the living room. She saw Shiyue sitting at the dining table with an exaggerated iron plate and a table full of Wagyu beef and back-cut beef tongue.

"How well do you like to eat?" Shi Yue held the tongs in his hand, turning the plump meat over.

"Five points!" Xu Youyuan almost rushed forward, really hungry!

"Hurry up and brush your teeth and wash your face. You can eat meat only after washing!" Shi Yue is quite strict.

"Oh!" Xu Youyuan quickly turned around and ran to the bathroom. Halfway through the run, she found that she was still holding the little black pig, and she slid it onto the sofa.

"Where did the little black pig come from!" Xu Youyuan asked.

"When I woke up early to go to the gym, I happened to see a claw machine and I caught it for you."

"You still go to the gym? I said, is there no more cute doll? Catch a black pig."

"Don't you sleep until 11 o'clock in your hug?"

Xu Youyuan was blocked by a word and lost his temper.

Quickly wash it out. Shiyue took the knife and fork and staggered his left and right hands. The creamy Wagyu beef was cut into bite-sized pieces, and the roasted crispy garlic slices were shoveled onto the plate in front of Xu Youyi.

"Please use." Shi Yue said.

Xu Youyuan folded her hands and said in gratitude: "Then I'm not welcome!"

Wagyu beef juice is rich and fat but not greasy. The oily aroma and tender meat melt in your mouth, making it very enjoyable to eat.

Shi Yue was afraid that she would not have enough to eat rice, so she could eat it.

Xu Youyuan was hungry during this sleep. If she woke up hungry at home, she might order noodles or order takeaways by the way. With Shiyue, it's completely different.

Exquisite cuisine can instantly invigorate people and quickly detonate a whole day's energy.

This is life, ooh...

After eating this iron plate, Xu Youyuan can write a 100-page plan in a row!

"Is it delicious?" Shi Yue sat opposite her, squinting and smiling while looking at her.

"It's delicious! You eat too!"

"I have already eaten."

"what did you eat?"

"I went to the gym in the morning and ate some salad and nuts after I came back."

Xu Youyuan's chopsticks that had danced a strong wind stopped instantly: "...Who is Mai Tai? Do you want me to eat it?"

"I don't want you to eat you almost finished eating." Shi Yue smiled, "I thought you were sleeping very well, but I didn't expect to eat better. That's right, the grandparents who had pancakes at the gate of our hometown didn't recognize it. I recognize you."

"What the hell?"

"I specifically asked them why they know your name. Grandpa and grandma said that the little fat man nests two eggs and two intestines every time, and sometimes he buys two pancakes at a time. They all say that you are the master of gold, grandchildren and grandchildren. It’s important to be able to go to school with peace of mind."

Xu Youyuan grabbed the objects around him and was about to smash Shiyue's mind: "Listen to you fart! Am I a pig? I eat so much at once!"

Shi Yue said: "Let go of your kind!"

Xu Youyuan took a look, and what she was holding was the little black pig doll. I didn't want to lose it, but now I can't wait to throw a two hundred yards!

After all, the happiness in the rice bowl is still in Shiyue's hands. Xu Youyuan probably expressed anger and got it, and didn't want to move the truth.

And the wonderful wagyu is currently, eat first before talking, how can there be time to get angry?

Shi Yue took this point and took the opportunity to flirt with Xu Youyuan desperately. After Xu Youyuan ate the wagyu with rice, the happier he ate, and the more he ate, the more Buddha. No matter how high Shi Yue jumped, she ignored her and concentrated on eating.

Seeing Xu Youyuan eating so fragrantly and feeling fulfilled, Shi Yue went to the bathroom next to the bedroom to wash her hands.

After sweeping away all the meat, Xu Youyu felt her belly contentedly, and she couldn't stand up, and she rolled onto the sofa and lay down.

"Xu Youyuan." Shi Yue called her in the room.

"What's the matter, you say... I can't move right now..." What she knew was she was struggling, but those who didn't know thought she was dying and waiting for rescue.

"Is the thing in your bag a smart musician?"

Xu Youyuan opened her eyes immediately. Damn, she forgot to close the bag after taking the personal supplies last night! I was actually seen by Shi Yue...

"Well, yes." Can only pretend to respond calmly.

"Can I take it out for fun?"

"You take it."

Shi Yue took the smart musician to the sofa in the living room, talked to it, worked with it to arrange music, and had fun like a child.

"Do you like it so much?" Xu Youyuan sat and watched.

"Well, I saw it when I was walking in Surging Plaza with my sister before, and I felt that it had a lot of similarities with the X system I wanted. I wanted to buy it that day, but I forgot about Jiang Yun. I didn't expect it. You like it too, can you let me play for two days?"

After Xu Youyuan was silent for a few seconds, he confessed: "I originally wanted to give it to you."

Shi Yue looked back, because the surprise pupils became discerning, she was completely a child who received a gift: "Really? Give it to me?"

"Yes." Xu Youyuan smiled, "New Year's gift chosen for you. Happy New Year, Xiaoyue."

Shi Yue didn't ask why the gift was only given today, and it was given separately from the figure.

Xu Youyuan did not explain either. The two seemed to have connected a certain nerve together, and the small problem that shouldn't be wasted time was solved without verbal explanation, and there was also a tacit understanding that no one would mention it, so that it hasn't Floating to the surface has become the past tense.

This is a way that Xu Youyi likes and is familiar with. Shi Yue is indeed a mature...

Before Xu Youyuan finished complimenting Shiyue in her heart, she saw Shiyue suddenly jumped up, and directly led her to the sofa.

Xu Youyuan: "???"

"Thank you!" Shi Yue held her face and put a big mouthful on her cheek.

"Why are you—get up! I was crushed to death!" Xu Youyu's chin was cocked, and her face was twisted to the other side. Another big kiss was printed, which made her face deformed.

"Special, I really like you!" Shi Yue lay on Xu Youyi's chest, the two people stacked on the sofa like a mother and daughter sea otter floating on the water.

"Enough." Xu Youyuan's cheek was a little hot after being kissed, and she pushed Shiyue's chin to push her up, "I'll be chewed by you if you give you a gift, what the world is like."

"Isn't this a bite? It's a kiss of love." Shi Yue's face was deformed by her, "I thanked her like this when my sister bought me gifts."

"I'm not your sister!"

"Oh, yes." Shi Yue held her arm to the side, and immediately kissed her on the mouth. The whole tiger rushed for food. "So you want me to kiss somewhere else to express my gratitude!"

Xu Youyuan quickly blocked Shi Yue's mouth with her hands quickly. On the contrary, Xu Youyuan's resistance made Shi Yue's movements out of control, and his mouth hit Xu Youyuan's mouth with the palm of his hand.

The two of them rolled to the corner of the sofa and it hurt for a long time. Xu Youyuan’s tears came out, and Shi Yue’s lips were broken with a bit of blood. After regaining his strength, he stared at each other for a long time, from resentment to the end. Laughing, like two crazy people.

Shi Yue ordered some fruits to the room for Xu Youyu to eat more. The phone kept on WeChat. She and Xu Youyi were sitting together watching TV, giving a grape to Xu Youyi, and flipping through WeChat with the phone in hand.

"I can eat it myself." Xu Youyuan wanted to bring the fork, but Shi Yue refused and had to feed her.

"My colleague asked me to go skiing." Shi Yue said.

"Then you go."

"Are you going?"

"I'm too full to eat, I'm afraid that I will spit it out after slipping twice."

"Then I won't go either." Shi Yue said, "Let's just take advantage of the rest of the love theme now, otherwise the Chinese New Year will be coming soon, and we will have to accompany our home when we go home during the New Year. It’s not easy to play games in a block of time."

"Now?"

"Yeah, right now, how appropriate. Everyone is going to play and no one is disturbed. This is the best time to play the game."

What should come will always come...

The theme of love that has been evaded for so long is finally on the agenda and cannot be avoided.

"Don't underestimate the theme of love." Shi Yue saw Xu Youyu's downcast look, and said sternly, "In my opinion, the theme of love is the most difficult one among the three themes. Although there are no ghosts in this theme, it may be life threatening. There are relatively few scenes, but it’s not so easy to pass smoothly."

Speaking of this, Yue patted Xu Youyuan on the shoulder: "Putting this theme at the end to pass the test, you deserve to be a great god, with a unique vision."

It's not that Xu Youyuan has never read the description of the theme of love, and feels that Shi Yue is a bit alarmist.

Xu Youyuan said: "The love-themed gameplay is still quite interesting. The two partners enter the love scene to play different story roles, and the other party does not know who the partner is. Survive in the real life simulation scene and find The person who touches my heart the most. The NPC in the previous version may have the possibility of making people play, and the NPC in the new version is more humane.

"If the heartbeat index of the two people against each other's character reaches 100 points before the scene is finished, it will be cleared.

"If the scene is over and one of the two parties has a heartbeat index that does not reach 100 points, the person who does not reach 100 points needs to manually select the person who is the heartbeat. If the person who chooses the heartbeat is the role played by the partner, even if it wins, there are only two partners in a group. You can pass the level only if you choose the right person. Otherwise, it will be a failure.

"If you enter the scene again after the failure, it may still be the previous scene, but it is more likely to change the scene and enter another story to start again. Whether it is the previous scene or not, the role played must be different."

Xu Youyuan said: "It really tests the tacit understanding between partners."

Shi Yue: "That's why I said that putting the theme of love at the end is a wise decision.

"After all, after experiencing the collaboration of the first two themes, the partners will have a deeper understanding. Only a team that really understands each other and has a good impression of the partner can win in the theme of love."

Shi Yue no longer cares what Xu Youyuan thinks about her forcing Xu Youyuan to enter the dark room to play. The dark room is a dating app, and the purpose has always been clear.

Existing research shows that among the 6,000 teams that have entered the final stage of the competition through three themes, more than 75% of them are determined to be lovers. This figure shows that the core of the dark compartment did not deviate and was quite successful.

Therefore, a partner through a love theme is likely to become a couple.

"But the flaws in this gameplay are obvious." Xu Youyuan said, "As long as the two partners agree on a secret code, no matter what role they play after entering the scene, just follow the secret code and find it soon. This way the game will be found. The difficulty is low, which is not very beneficial to the darkroom."

"Yes, if someone cheats outside the game, the theme of love is not playable. So the dark box has an anti-cheat system that can detect whether the player is cheating. Once someone cheating is found, the player will be disqualified immediately."

"The principle of the anti-cheat system is..."

"Well, you should be very familiar with it. It is similar to the anti-plugging system that reshapes the universe. The principle is to extract the player’s neuron information to determine whether the player is cheating. The false injury rate of this detection system approaches 0 points because it is Directly retrieve the player’s memory as evidence. No matter how the player has agreed in or out of the game, as long as the agreement is made, they will definitely stay in the memory. After the system grabs it, they will be sentenced to cheating.” Shi Yue said,

"Of course, all the information retrieved from the player's neurons will comply with the'Holographic Game Operation Regulations', which will be kept secret for the player and will never be leaked for other purposes. We are still good citizens who are law-abiding, different from Fatty Liu."

Xu Youyuan nodded: "If you can stop cheating, the theme of love will be very interesting. Shi Yue, you should apply to the government for the contribution award for promoting marriage. How many couples have been promoted by the secret room, even if only 10% of the couples in it will choose in the end Marriage and childbirth also make a big contribution to population growth."

"Hey? Don't say, your thoughts are good. It is the correct posture for the dark box to smoothly whiten from the app. I can really talk to my colleagues later, go to the government department, and send out a few waves of drafts. Maybe it can directly enter the mainstream!"

"Come on, you, the dark room has long been mainstream." Xu Youyuan said, "The first stage of this theme shouldn't be difficult. Let's get used to it first. I'm a bit unsure of this theme."

Shi Yue snorted twice: "It's okay. I'm very familiar with this subject. I'll take you to play with it."

"Aren't we all taken apart, don't we know which character we have become?"

Shi Yue thought to herself: Before the two of us got in close contact during the violent storm, don't you know who I am. Suddenly breaking into life, the 11-year-old sister Fa, who is a must-see, can stand firm by your side. Is there still difficulty in the game?

"Don't think about it too complicated." Before entering the theme of love, Shi Yue explained specifically, "Follow the true feelings in your heart. As long as you think which character is the cutest, it's not wrong to choose her, it must be me."

"Wait, I have another very important question that I forgot to read." Xu Youyuan asked Shiyue, "After we enter the scene, we randomly assign roles, right?"

"Yup."

"Let's go smoothly." Xu Youyuan said, "Actually, the theme of love can be regarded as a game of attacking various characters, right. Let's take a traditional strategy game as an example. After entering the scene, players can choose the target they want to attack. , And then generate a heartbeat index during the interaction. My question now is if we start to choose each other after the final scene, can I choose a character with a heartbeat index of 0?"

Shi Yue: "No. Characters with a heartbeat index below 50 points will not appear in the selection list."

"Okay, another question, we might be assigned female roles, or male roles, right?"

"It was originally set like this..."

"That's it. If you are assigned to a male role, no matter what you say or do, my heartbeat index to you will only be 0!"

"Xu Youyuan, it seems that you are really nervous about the theme of love. As a dating app, the issue of sexuality is of course the first consideration. Do you remember when you first entered the dark room, except for your nickname Besides pinching the face, there is another item that must be operated manually, which is the choice of sexual orientation.

"Once the sexuality is determined, the player's sexuality will be respected in the entire dark box scene when it comes to true love. Especially for the theme of love, all NPCs in it will change according to the sexuality chosen by the player. In other words, we enter the scene After that, all characters will be female. There will be no missing the correct answer due to sexual incompatibility."

"All right, I'm relieved to hear you say that." Xu Youyuan said, "After all, I'm really not sure about love."

"No, I think you know how to love. Do you have any misunderstandings about love itself?" Shi Yue said, "And I was brought over by you for my poor performance in the horror theme. You are really amazing. Xu Youyuan is the closest professional player among ordinary players. And the dark box game emphasizes the cooperation of two people, don't have too many worries. Remember, follow your own heart."

The love theme does not need to carry any appearances and props. In order to ensure that no information that may cause cheating is disclosed, all the appearances and props in the love theme are invalid.

The player enters the scene in a "naked" state. As long as they are sure that someone is their partner, they can start the strategy. Once the heartbeat index reaches 50 points, the answer can be submitted at any stage of the game.

After submitting the answer, the game will be temporarily exited. In order to prevent the game scene from being disturbed, the NPC will automatically take over the role until both parties have filled in the answer, and the result will be announced.

Not being able to carry any props also gave Xu Youyuan peace of mind. Now that there are more and more props, the selection process makes her a headache. So wait until the competition stage to tangle with the props.

"Let's go?" Shi Yue pinched the access crystal in his hand and asked Xu Youyuan.

"Well, let's go." Xu Youyuan took a deep breath and logged into the game.

The two enter the theme of love, and the scene is covered little by little.

Xu Youyuan didn't know the bottom for the first time. She was still looking at the theme description when the game was loading.

In fact, Xu Youyuan is not completely unconfident. She has interacted with Shiyue very frequently recently, and has also broken through two major themes together. She still knows Shiyue's speaking style and personality characteristics. Even if he changed his face and his identity, Xu Youyuan was confident that Shi Yue would be found in the vast crowd...

Ok? Wait a minute.

When Xu Youyuan looked at the theme description, she found this:

"In order to increase the difficulty and playability of the game, distractions will be set in the scene. Please note that you cannot find your partner through speculation. All NPCs in this theme may obtain your partner's behavior, personality, and Speaking preferences, interference items are automatically generated, and the difficulty of the interference items varies according to different stages.

(Note: The acquisition method is strictly in accordance with the "Holographic Game Operation Regulations" promulgated in 2026. Players are requested to jointly supervise and create a good game environment.

In other words, it is possible that the NPC will pretend to be familiar to Xu Youyi?

When Shiyue loves to show her abs, the game will make NPC and her a virtue by grabbing the information of Shiyue's neurons?

In this way, it was more difficult than she thought.

[System prompt: You are about to enter the love-themed dating scene

(The first stage of the 2035 season love theme qualifier)

Initiator: Plasma cream cake with flowers

Import movie: Not obtained

Difficulty: Not obtained

Precautions:

One: Props including but not limited to appearance, pets, vehicles, etc. will not have any effect in this theme.

Two: Relax, how can true love come so easily. You know, soldiers who go to the battlefield with a mortal heart will often... really die on the battlefield.

Three: Don't think that the theme of love doesn't need weapons, don't miss any suspicious space, where you may find a weapon to save your life. 】

Xu Youyuan said "Hey", "Is it necessary to use weapons in the love scene?"

Shi Yue: "Although it is not as dangerous as the other two scenes, there is not only one way to fail. After all, they are all scenes that are out of reality. It is possible to encounter a more dangerous plot. The player dies or chooses the wrong heartbeat. Everyone is a failure."

The scene has been covered by 50%, and it doesn't look like modern.

Xu Youyuan's brain, which has been immersed in ultra-modern since birth, has no conception of all kinds of ancient times, and I am afraid that Shiyue, an AI enthusiast, is also the same.

The two looked at each other, the fog was filled, and they gradually couldn't see each other.

"It's like going to reincarnation." Xu Youyuan told a joke to relax the atmosphere.

Shi Yue looked at her eyes particularly reluctantly: "Xu Youyu, see you later. You can definitely find me."

Boy, don’t put pressure on people, okay...

The mist in front of her gradually dissipated, and Xu Youyuan descended into a strange world of love alone.