Mini World Of Endless Fun Awaits

“By the way, do you know where to learn massage?”

At noon on December 12, Dong Chengling had no class today. There was no lunch at the kitchen. Three female college students and the guy who had been wearing slippers for a long time to come and all came, but the latter ate and asked suddenly.

Lin Xianyu, picking up a curry potato chip, blinked, “Well … Big Brother Ren, why do you want to learn massage? Do you want to promote it in the school hospital?”

Gu Yueyan snorted: “Uneasy.”

Ren Xingmei suddenly put down his rice bowl and rubbed his shoulders, sighing like an old grandma: “Aiya, I seem to have played too many games recently, my shoulders are a bit sour …”

Ren Xingmei said that Lin Xianyu also responded, and Aiya Aiya yelled, “I have a heavy chest and a sore shoulder …”

Ren Xingmei’s expression slackened, and he looked down at the international airport, which was not much better than Ren Suo …

Looking at their group of devil dancing, Ren Suo’s face ached: “Don’t say I haven’t learned yet, even if I have learned, I won’t give you a massage …”

Dong Chengling, who was eating quietly, glanced at him: “Why?”

Ren Suo blinked and looked at Dong Chengling and asked, “Does the Fourth Cycle cultivator still need massage? Will it hurt my back and legs?”

“Who do you want to serve for massage?” Dong Chengling asked.

Lin Xianyu agrees very much: “Yeah, yeah, Big Brother Ren, you have to learn something, right? Don’t you want to open a blind massage shop?”

Ren Xingmei cocked his mouth, pretending to be a little bit angry: “Brother, don’t let one’s own fertile water flow into others’ field, you have a good thing and it’s cheaper for your younger sister.”

Gu Yueyan said, “He must be playing sly plan.”

I learned to serve myself …

Ren Suo snorted: “men and women should not touch hands when they give or receive things.”

4 people also looked at Ren Suo with strange eyes at the same time-you know this sentence, too?

Usually you do n’t know, why do you suddenly think of wanting you to do some work?

Gu Yueyan asked quietly, “So even if you learn, you won’t use it for other opposite sexes?”

“Don’t talk about women, I don’t even press a man, I learned … I learned to honor my parents.” Ren Suo finally came up with a good excuse: “After all, my parents are not too young, I want to see See if you can combine healing spells and massage techniques to develop a long-lasting massage technique … “

The reason is beyond reproach, Gu Yueyan groaned for a moment and said, “Zhao Teacher may.”

“Zhao Huo?” Ren Suo snapped. “He’ll still do this?”

Others were also curious, Lin Xianyu said, while eating chicken curry, “I only know what Lao Zhao is and what he is, Martial Dao. He once played invincible in the whole world. Didn’t expect him to massage … Hey, wait, is he medical Martial Dao, the auspicious astrology, Feng Shui, and the city? Isn’t this a proper template for the protagonist of the harem? Hey, wait, isn’t it dangerous for me to be a flowery female college student? “

Gu Yueyan stared at Lin Xianyu uc Shumeng … but you’re right, Zhao Teacher does know how to heal. He studied family art martial arts. From ancient times to today, there is no distinction between medicine and martial arts. If people who practice martial arts do not have medical treatment, they may leave the roots of illnesses alone. “

Lin Xianyu murmured: “Not all martial arts masters are wearing an inner Qi body, afraid of injury …”

Gu Yueyan was helpless: “If you look at it, why do you still believe … there is no such thing as inner Qi, a military person has at most some assistive breathing methods, similar to the breathing methods we learned before. And military people also have to live. The study of martial arts was because of the poor rule of law in the feudal dynasty and the thieves and thieves who needed force to protect themselves. The iron-medicine technique was their skill in making a living. Of course, there were also dojos for apprenticeship, but it is rare now.

Ren Xingmei glanced at Gu Yueyan: “Yueyan, you know a lot.”

“… I know a little bit before.” Gu Yueyan said, “Zhao Teacher’s family martial arts are very complicated, but they should be derived from the Sun Martial Saint lineage. Their martial arts Early-Stage must rely on medicinal wine and Master’s massage. Come and relax, Zhao Teacher must have learned. “

Lin Xianyu made a ‘hush’ sound: “You still say that I read miscellaneous books all day long, you are the miscellaneous book leader. Say, are you reading the martial arts Little Huang book!”

“I don’t watch martial arts … I don’t watch that stuff!” Gu Yueyan almost got framed by Lin Xianyu, anxiously poked Lin Xianyu’s tender tenderloin, and finally told Ren Suo: “If you want to If Massage is taught in the Academy, Zhao Teacher should be a more professional choice. “

Ren Suo looking thoughtful and nodded, Ren Xingmei asked: “Brother, you really learned to honor your parents? But you haven’t gone back for almost a year, and Xiao 9 doesn’t know you anymore.”

Facing the skeptical eyes of the younger sister, Ren Suo scratched his head: “I don’t plan to surprise them during the Chinese New Year.”

“Little 9?” Lin Xianyu wondered, “Isn’t Xiaoyu going to school here …?”

“I’m talking about Xiao 9 being my cat. Speaking of which, Xiao Xiao and my cat’s name …”

“It ’s better to learn how to massage, so spend your time cultivating …” Gu Yueyan muttered.

They chatted, and Ren Suo suddenly lifted the head and said, “Congratulations, Second Cycle.”

Everyone was quiet for a while, Lin Xianyu dumbfounded holding a bowl of shaved rice, and the chopsticks on their hands fell to the table.

Gu Yueyan stared at by Ren Suo slightly startled: “How did you know?”

What I told my headset, Ren Suo thought.

“Intuition, my instinct has always been accurate.” Ren Suo was too lazy to find an excuse, saying, “So, Gu Yueyan, you should be the first cultivator among all students to step into the Second Cycle now, and when the report comes up, Maybe Tianlian Academy also has rewards, such as complete cultivation technique and spell … “

Ren Suo thought about it, said with a smile: “But no matter what Academy is, I will send a gift to congratulate you … do you have anything you want?”

Gu Yueyan pursed her lips, slidly nodded, and shook the head again.

At this time Lin Xianyu came back to his senses, and hurriedly asked, “When did you get promoted, monitor? Why don’t I know anything?”

“I was promoted last night.” Gu Yueyan stared at Lin Xianyu, said differentially.

Lin Xianyu blinked, oh, and didn’t ask again.

Ren Xingmei first congratulated, then turned to ask Ren Suo, “Brother, what about me and me?”

“You get promoted to Second Cycle.”

The happiest place here is Dong Chengling, but she can’t say any gorgeous blessings. After congratulating with a smile, she said after a while: “Yueyan, do you have any gifts you want?”

“No, no, you don’t have to give it to Sister Ling.” Gu Yueyan quickly said, “I can practice so fast, thanks to Sister Ling for guiding me. It should be me giving you a gift …”

“How can you be my younger sister and also my student, you have been promoted, and I have to reward you well.” Dong Chengling said, “What do you like and want, despite saying that your elder sister must be Satisfy you. “

Hearing this sentence, Gu Yueyan’s gaze couldn’t help but pass Ren Suo, who was the first to find her promoted to Second Cycle and then bowed down to eat.

Really?

……

In the afternoon, Zhao Huo’s house, Ren Suo walked into the living room and looked carefully at the hands of Zhao Huo’s 3 glass cabinets. I didn’t find a girl with long hair like a red-haired big white rabbit, but I found the magic of wearing a red Demoness set of magic girl battle clothes The girl, who also had red hair, also held long spear, but was a little girl, with no big breasts and round hips.

“Why, which one do you like?” Zhao Huo pats Ren Suo wearing pajamas on the shoulder: “Don’t be shy, man, it’s normal to like to do it. Seeing that you gave me that many things before, you can Pick one and take it away. I keep the original box. “

Today, Zhao Huo has no class in the morning and afternoon. He slept on the balcony to dry his butt before getting up and watching games. Naturally, his clothes did not change.

“Isn’t this your wife?” Ren Suo cut out. “In addition, men who like to do things are not normal.”

“Some aren’t my wife, those men … Those who look more like men, aren’t.” Zhao Huo scratched his head: “Well, I’m just talking casually, if you choose a wife I like anyway, I Definitely won’t open the cabinet. “

“And Ren Suo, you touch your chest and ask yourself, do you think these hands are not good-looking, aren’t they cute?”

Ren Suo stared at a bunny girl in the cabinet and felt lying with her conscience, so she had to change the subject: “I think when I fall asleep, these cabinets will wake up and walk around at home.”

“If that’s the case, I’d like to sleep forever,” Zhao Huo said very seriously.

Two people talked about the sand sculpture topic for a while, and suddenly Zhao Huo said, “Yes, I have something to discuss with you …”

“what’s up?”

Zhao Huo seemed a bit difficult to talk about, and after a long groan, Ren Suo blinked and said, “First of all, I will refuse to treat diseases like ass, stinky feet, and younger brother. I do n’t want to be friends. Talk about these sad places. “

“I can kill ten of you. I have no physical problems at all.” Zhao Huo said angrily, and he was silent for a while before he said, “Ren Suo, actually … my fiancee may come to live with me. . “

Ren Suo instantly straightened his back, his eyes brightened, concentrated attention completely, his head slightly forward, and asked in a kind and gentle tone, “Isn’t this good?”

“But …” Zhao Huo sighed: “But … maybe you don’t know, actually …”

“I’m actually a otaku.”

Ren Suo turned to look at the 3 cabinets next to him, stared at the pretty girl’s pillow in Zhao Huo’s bedroom, and glanced at the loli pattern on Zhao Huo’s pajamas. He had to cover his mouth, take a deep breath, grab his thigh meat with his right hand, and use powerful will and physical pain to keep his throat from laughing.

Calm down, calm down, don’t laugh, Zhao Huo will fall.

He quickly packed his emotions and said affectionately, “I can’t see it anymore.”

Zhao Huo said anxiously: “Although we have been engaged before, but we have not lived together at all. 10000 When she came to live with me, she did not like me to watch anime, nor did I like to let go of Gundam at home, causing conflict. What can I do, I wonder if I should refuse her first … “

“No, it won’t.” Ren Suo said quickly, “I think your fiancee must be mentally prepared. Even your fiancee may enter the house because of you. When the time comes, you can happily nest in it. Watching, playing games, chatting … “

Through Ren Suo’s kind persuasion, Zhao Huo finally dismissed the refusal and began to imagine a beautiful cohabitation life.

What he didn’t know was that Ren Suo also came to Zhao Huo’s house after thinking about it, otherwise he would miss the wonderful moments-Ren Suo could not believe that Zhao Huo would keep the news secret, he would definitely leak it out, when the time comes affirmatively There will be a battle for hegemony among the three nations, and maybe even the battle of the Chibi …

Then Ren Suo talked about the purpose of his trip. Zhao Huo promised: “Massage? No problem, in fact, the technique of massage is very similar. After all, there are only a few places where people can press. The only thing you need to pay attention to is to target Bone muscles to apply different forces, but gestures are easy to learn … “

After spending an afternoon working hard, Ren Suo was finally an introduction to massage kung fu-in order to enjoy life as soon as possible, he even used “Demon King Return” + “rapid progress” to strengthen his understanding, just to learn this technique as soon as possible.

Next, you need more training for the clone … I don’t know if the physical memory of the clone will accumulate.

When he got home, Ren Suo saw that it was too early, and then he continued to play “Hunting Night”.

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