Miss, Something’s Wrong With You

In the cinema, the audience is leaving.

Cheng Jinyang stood up and saw Xing Yuanzhi stand up with a speechless expression, while Cui Jinqi was sitting in a daze, speechless for a long while.

"How could it be this kind of ending!" When all the people around had finished walking, she suddenly hugged her head and screamed.

At the end of the movie, the first female, Little Hot Pepper, blocked the gun to save the little White Dragon and died in his arms; the second female, White Lotus, lost her eyes and became insane, and the male protagonist, Little White Dragon, was severed. Go to one arm and accompany you for life to take care of your crazy wife, until the white head.

The other viewers seemed very satisfied. After the producer's subtitles floated out, many people were still talking about the "shocking ending", but the two girls were completely stupid.

"I shouldn't believe in film reviews!" Cui Xiaoniang burst into tears, and kept pulling tissues from the bag, "wu wu wu, I should confirm the ending first..."

"Confirming the ending, doesn't it mean spoiling in advance?" Cheng Jinyang asked her back.

Cui Xiaoniang did not answer, but she kept wiping tears with her red eyes, as if she was still immersed in the ending just now.

"I should have thought of it a long time ago." Xing Yuanzhi sighed beside him, "Is there any comedy in Jingkou."

Cheng Jinyang thought for a while, indeed.

Generally speaking, the masses of people prefer popular light comedies and have fun; intellectuals and literary and artistic youths tend to appreciate literary films with in-depth content and connotative endings.

Because the ticket price is the same, a light comedy that can sell more tickets often has an advantage in sales.

However, the place in Jingkou is different. The population composition here is dominated by refugees from the north. The people have fled for a long distance and their property is almost exhausted. Where can they be willing to watch any movies?

So, almost all those who watch movies are "literary hobbyists" who still insist on watching movies even though they don't have much money in their bags. Needless to say, these people's taste preferences.

Out of the theater, Cui Jinqi was still crying endlessly, almost burying his head in Cheng Jinyang's arms, rubbing and sticking.

Xing Yuanzhi was watching with cold eyes, knowing that this young lady was starting to take advantage of the bad things again, so she deliberately said:

"I originally wanted to have a meal, but Jinqi wanted to come. I have no appetite. Forget it, Jinyang, I will let the people from the earth network take her back first."

"Who said that!" Cui Jinqi immediately raised his head with red eyes, and said gnashing teeth, "I I have an appetite! I have an appetite! I can eat a whole roasted beef now sadly!"

"Okay." Xing Yuanzhi said casually, "There happens to be a new barbecue restaurant nearby. I will wait. Let me give you some roasted whole beef."

Cui Xiaoniang:? !

"Ah, barbecue is good." Seeing that Cui Xiaoniang is not A'Zhi's opponent at all, Cheng Jinyang can only come to balance again, "I want to eat barbecue too, and Jinqi, your whole cattle can be divided later. Am I a little bit?"

"It's okay." Xing Yuanzhi sneered, "You two will eat slowly, no leftovers are allowed, you must eat up."

............ ...

In the nearby burnt shop, three people stared at the whole beef on the charcoal fire in a daze.

"No!" Cheng Jinyang said in disbelief, "A'Zhi, are you real?"

"Wrong?!" Xing Yuanzhi saw the huge body When the cow was carried out by a few northern men, the whole person was also frightened, "Should we not use a small calf for roasting a whole cow? Who would bring a whole head of Yellow Ox over to roast it!"

"Guest, it’s clearly written on our menu." The northern guy in the shop smiled shyly, "Roasted whole beef is a hard dish, the portion is almost suitable for three to four people."

Cui Jinqi stared at him, walked to the side of the roasted whole cow, spread his hand, and made a "look at this" gesture: "Are you sure? Just this hind leg is enough for the three of us to eat." It's rectified! Give it back."

"Is the guest joking? My mother-in-law can solve a hind leg alone." The northern man was also a little startled, and turned to call his wife, "Um, Guifang!"

So the back chef came out with a sturdy chef woman with a kitchen knife in her hand:

"What's wrong?"

"The guest said that the roast beef is too big, can you return it?"

"Of course not!" The kitchen woman stared, "It's almost roasted, this is a return?"

"Of course not!" Who do we sell to?"

The three are speechless.

Of course, as a local tyrant of Jingkou, as long as Cheng Jinyang shows his identity, he can definitely withdraw. Don't give up? The Northern Army is about to requisition your shop.

Just this is too much taking advantage of one's position to bully people. Cheng Jinyang sighed, Fu'e said:

"Okay, let's eat first. The store, you can bake it for us. Later, the meat that can't be eaten will be packed in slices, okay?"

"Daily." The guys surrounded the roast beef, flying up and down with blade light, sprinkling plates of good meat with cumin, pepper, and fennel powder, and sent them up like an assembly line.

"Who will pack it back for?" Xing Yuanzhi asked in a low voice, "That many, everyone can't finish it? Going to the barracks is too little."

"It's okay, Qingqing should be able to solve it." Cheng Jinyang also lowered his voice, "She is a standard carnivore, I believe she can."

Almost 40 minutes later, in Cheng Clan Clan Ground in Jingkou, the rest The girls looked at a table full of dozens of boxes of beef, and their expressions were a little sluggish.

"Why so many? You didn't order roasted whole beef, right?" Chu Qingqing didn't know whether to cry or laugh.

"The restaurant's recipe says that the portion is suitable for 3-4 people..." Xing Yuanzhi said helplessly.

"You can believe what the northern man said?" Miss Qingqing laughed, "Do you know that they eat steamed buns all on the tray? Forget it, I'll heat it up for you."

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So she moved to the charcoal grill, and everyone sat around the round table, silently moving chopsticks with meat, grilling and eating.

The trio who have eaten enough are standing by to cheer for everyone.

Soon Xiao Wangshu was the first to lose, and was choked after eating too quickly. Zheng Qiupei handed her a glass of water. After she went down, she said that she would not eat any more, typing "the meat is almost full to the throat".

The second one is Young Lady Wang, who still eats a box slowly, wipes the corners of her mouth gracefully with a napkin, and then calmly stood up and left.

There were only three girls left on the dining table. Cheng Jinyang, A'Zhi and Cui Xiaoniang stood beside them silently, looking at the half-emptied dining table, staring at each other and choking silently.

"It's okay." Cui Xiaoniang secretly cheered up, "Half the person is gone, and the meat is half less. It works."

"There are still a few bags by the door." Cheng Jinyang reminded her, "I can't put it down on the table."

Cui Jinqi:………………

"That can only be dumped." Xing Yuanzhi sighed. , "Waste is waste."

"Don't worry, I believe Qingqing can." Cheng Jinyang secretly cast an encouraging look at Chu Qingqing.

Chu Qingqing:?

This beef tastes good. She was eating happily when Cheng Jinyang watched her like this. Subconsciously she was somewhat guilty and wiped the corners of her mouth with a napkin.

No oil stains left? Wait, could it be because of what I told Lu Qingyun...

The more she thought about it, the more she felt something was wrong, so she smiled and stood up:

"I eat I'm full."

I slipped away.

"Is this the carnivore you are talking about?" Cui Xiaoniang asked in a low voice.

Cheng Jinyang was silent, and said after a long while:

"It's me who looks bad...but wait, there are also Big Sister Xiaopei and Old Li!"

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Zheng Qiupei ate almost three boxes of beef. The feeling of fullness was already very strong, but when she noticed the hopeful gaze from the side, she gritted her teeth to open the fourth box, but was held by Li Qingwan. .

"If you can't eat it, it's okay, leave it to me." Teacher Old Li said with a smile.

"Qing Wan, is that okay?" Zheng Qiupei asked worriedly, "You don't have to reluctantly own..."

"The body is activated." Li Qingwan said calmly.

I heard the eyes shined by the three people next to him, as if Danger Land was reborn:

By the way, Master Old Li is physically activated! No matter how much you eat, it can repair stomach damage!

In the end, Li Qingwan ate the remaining beef on the table, even the seven or eight boxes of meat that were not on the table by the same sect, thoroughly.