Monkey Sun Is My Younger Brother

  Chapter 498 Eats weird people will shed hair (eighth update, ask for monthly ticket for subscription)

  Kim Si lives in a 30-square-meter house in Saitama.

  Well, for the homeless Jin Si, it is quite spacious.

   "I should find a partner with more money."

   "Asshole... When you say this, you better know who you eat and live with."

   "You have to figure out, you are now an **** who receives unemployment benefits."

  "You don't even have an **** for unemployment benefits." Saitama also yelled there.

  This is the daily life of Jin Si and Saitama.

  The endless chattering quarrel every day.

   Keep arguing about trivial things.

  "I'm training you, and training you every day, you should call me Mr. Jin Si, bastard."

   "I didn't feel stronger at all."

   "Wait for your hair removal, you will become stronger."

   "Then why are your hair still so strong?"

   "I still have more hair, do you want to see it?"

   "What does it mean to have more exuberant hair?"

"That's it."

  Jin Si directly became an ape form.

  Saitama was taken aback: "You... are you weird?"

   "Yeah, I am a weird person who is inspiring to be a hero, do you look down on the weird person who wants to be a hero, bastard."

  Saitama is also very nervous. After the initial shock, he calmed down quickly.

   "It seems good to be a weird hero."

   "I want to eat Snow Beef tonight." Jin Si lay on his side and watched the TV commercial.

  Saitama was also lying on his side watching TV, and reached out to touch the copper plate in his pocket: "I don't have money to buy snow beef."

  "Why do I become a weirdo to scare people, and then you come out to stop me, and then you will be thanked by others, and then we will have money, how about?"

"You bastard, I am 100% serious when I am a hero, and I will never do this kind of thing." Saitama yelled, "You should be serious too. Even if you are a weirdo, you have to work 100%. Be a hero."

   "Well, you have become stronger, I will try my best to be a hero." Jin Si yawned: "Not even the air conditioner is turned on..."

  "This is also part of practice." Saitama replied earnestly.

   "If you can't pay the electricity bill, you can't afford it, even if it's spiritual practice. When can you earn money seriously, bastard."

   "You are not qualified to say me."

  Boom——

  At this moment, there was a loud noise from downstairs.

   Jin Si and Saitama came to the corridor and saw a plant weird passing below.

  This plant monster has a huge human body, which looks like a huge cabbage.

   Jin Si and Saitama looked at each other.

  ……

   Although it is nominally Jin Si training Saitama.

  In fact, Jin Si lay on his side and watched TV every day.

  Saitama insists on one hundred squats, one hundred push-ups, one hundred sit-ups, and ten-kilometer long runs every day, while not turning on the air conditioner in the hot summer.

  This is Saitama’s training. Occasionally, Jin Si rides a small broken bike to follow Saitama’s long-distance races.

  At the same time, there are various actual combat training, including Jin Si's assault.

  However, since Saitama started to lose hair, Jin Si stopped training on Saitama.

   "Asshole, you have a fight with me, hurry up." Saitama cursed and pulled Jin Si.

  Jin Si lay lazily on his side, eating senbei.

   "No, I will be beaten to death by you. Also, you should show enough respect for your teacher."

  "You guy, you ate mine, lived with me, and beat me for two years, but now you don’t fight anymore. You are too shameless."

   "When did I beat you, I was training you."

   "No, just assaulted me."

   "What to eat tonight?" Jin Si suddenly changed the subject.

  "I ran into a lobster weird on the road. Let’s eat lobster tonight."

  Looking at the two pincers that Saitama dragged in, Jin Si said, "Saitama, I finally know why you are bald."

  "Stop talking about my hair loss."

  "There is a kind of weird factor in the body of weird people, long-term consumption will make people bald."

   "You eat every day by yourself, why are you okay?"

   "I am a weird person myself, so, today and in the future, you should stop eating, it is not good for your hair follicles."

  "You just want to swallow today's food, right?"

   "It's nothing, if you don't believe it, stop eating weirdo today."

   "No, even if you want to stop, it will be next time. Today is lobster. I haven't eaten lobster for a long time."

  Boom boom boom——

  At this moment, there was a loud rumbling noise in the distance.

  The earth is shaking.

  Jin Si looked far away through the window.

   "It looks like something has been done again."

   "You go with me." Saitama said.

   "It's not that you can't solve it, why do you want me to go with you?"

   "If you don't go, you will eat the lobster." Saitama looked at Jin Si firmly.

"No, I will not."

   "You will." No matter how much, Saitama pulled Jin Si and jumped out.

   "You let go..."

  Jin Si was dragged by Saitama and jumped on the roof.

   "Forget it, I'll take you with me." Kim Si couldn't help but Saitama was really uncomfortable pulling.

   Lifted up Saitama's cloak and flew into the sky.

  "You can fly?" It is the first time that Saitama knows that Jin Si can fly.

   "What's so weird about this, I'm a weirdo."

  At this time, a burst of energy passed by their sides.

  At this time, Jin Si and Saitama had already seen it, and there was a strange man in front of him who was wrecking the city.

  And under his feet, lay several professional heroes.

   "It's over there, over there..."

   "Okay... leave you!" Jin Si pulled Saitama's cloak and turned.

   "Wait... what are you doing?"

   "Of course it is to see you off."

  Saitama was flung out by Jin Si directly.

   "Ah..." Saitama had to adjust her body in the air.

  He saw a crying girl in front of the weirdo.

  Saitama took a deep breath, the center dropped suddenly, and then kicked on the ground.

  Hold the girl in front of the weird person away.

  The weirdo looked at Saitama: "Who are you?"

   "I am a hero of interest." Saitama said with his arms around his chest, full of momentum.

   "Where did that messy setting come from?" The weird roared impatiently: "I am a vaccine man born due to the pollution of the human environment, and I carry the will of the earth!"

  The breath of the vaccine person is getting stronger and stronger, and the body has become stronger and more ferocious.

  Saitama still stares at the vaccine man blindly.

  Suddenly seeing the sky, Jin Si turned and left.

   "Damn bastard...Don't want to leave me!" Saitama shouted at Jin Si in the sky.

  Vaccine man’s claws have already grabbed Saitama.

  Saitama waved without turning his head.

  Call——

  The body of the vaccine person was instantly blasted into scum.

  Saitama kicked and jumped to the height of Jin Si, reaching out to grab Jin Si's legs.

   "Ah...you let go..."

  "Don't let go..."

   "I... I fell down... Ah..."

   "You fly steady, bastard..."

  The two scrambled in the sky, and in the end they both smashed into a house.

   "Run, we can't afford to lose so much money."

  (End of this chapter)