Mr. Melancholy Wants to Live a Peaceful Life

In the movie theater, You Zhengping held a popcorn bucket in one hand and pinched his thigh in the other, lest he fall asleep because of the boring love movie.

Remember, when you wait for the romantic segment, you should take the initiative to hug Yuhua and kiss one. You Zhengping kept reminding himself in his heart.

Yu Hua knew the general plot of the movie. He watched the movie while observing You Zhengping's expression. From time to time, he took two popcorns from the bucket of the young Youhuai and put them in his mouth to slowly soften the popcorn.

He felt that when Xiaoyou knew that this was not a love movie, but a suspense and thriller, he didn't know what expression he would show.

Xiaoyou's expression should be better than that of the movie, and Yu Hua put his cheeks to look at Xiaoyou from time to time.

You Zhengping was still pinching his thighs and nodded secretly when he saw his wife's missing husband in the movie, and he secretly nodded when he was frantically looking for him.

When the plot progressed to the point where the husband had an affair, and the various clues about the wife's murder all showed that the husband killed his wife, You Zhengping released his thigh-cuffing hand, sat down tightly, and began to seriously guess the plot.

When the plot reverses again until the wife is not dead, and everything is done by the wife to frame her husband, You Zhengping's eyes are straight.

At this moment, a hand stretched over and took away two popcorns.

You Zhengping started to look at the people around him, and when he saw Yu Hua's perfect smile in disguise like his wife in the film, he couldn't help but belch. He hurriedly drank a sip of Coke, trying to suppress this hiccup, but the hiccup was even worse because of the stimulation of the Coke gas.

"Hiccup, I didn't expect, hiccup, this movie..." You Zhengping whispered in Yu Hua's ear while burping in order not to affect the people around him.

"Eating popcorn is shocking." Yu Hua fed Xiaoyou a few popcorn. "I like this movie very much. Have you forgotten the TV series I watched in the past few days?"

"Hiccups!" Thinking of those dramas where the husband cheated on his wife and killed him or the wife cheated on the husband being bloody, combined with Yu Hua's increasingly perverted smile now, You Zhengping's hiccups became worse.

Yu Hua gently patted him on the back, and took out the mineral water he bought in advance to drink, so that Xiaoyou would not be too frightened to choke himself.

"Hiccup! Hiccup!" After drinking the water, You Zhengping hiccuped and searched the film reviews of "The Lost Lovers" on the phone, and almost cried when he saw the "Scary Suspense" label written on it.

He suddenly remembered that Yu Hua mentioned the movie "Broken Blue Bridge" before watching the movie, and then searched the film reviews of "Broken Blue Bridge", which was a poignant love between life and death.

"Hiccup!" You Zhengping really wanted to go back to take a meal of yesterday's self in a god-fucking horror and supernatural movie.

Yu Hua put the Coke paper cup between the two on the other side, hugged the popcorn bucket by herself, squeezed You Zhengping’s hand, kissed the interlocking fingers on the back of her hand, and emphasized: "I really like this. You picked a movie well."

You Zhengping, who had been kissed on the back of his hand, relieved his hiccups a lot. Seeing that Yu Hua was indeed watching the movie with gusto, he thought: "Alright, okay...At least you can watch it hand in hand."

It's better than he and Cen Xiao and others are passionate about the plot of the movie, and Yu Hua alone is holding a paper lemonade cup.

While the two watched the movie attentively, the other two quietly watched them in the corner of the cinema.

You Zhengping bought the location of the best viewing area in the middle, but the other two were sitting in the corner of the last row. They entered the theater after the lights were turned off. They did not attract attention. The two men were mechanical men. Male with Eichhornia.

The mechanical man kept staring at his melancholy husband, while the phoenix-eyed man closed his eyes, seeming to be sleepy.

The two wore a headset together. One of the two ends of the headset was on the mechanical man and the other was on the phoenix man. The two were sitting just under the cinema surveillance camera.

Yu Hua awakened 20% of his power from anger on the rooftop last time, and 15% of his power remained after absorbing 192's system energy. This power was already quite terrifying, enough for Yu Hua to discover everything and observe his sight.

But this time, he didn't notice it at all.

Any thoughtful person’s vision is malicious, intriguing, etc. When his vision is projected on Yu Hua, he can naturally discover this thought and capture the person monitoring him, but the machine is not emotional. Moreover, in modern society, there are surveillance cameras everywhere. There are four on the four corners above the walls of the cinema. Yu Hua has long been used to shielding surveillance cameras in public places.

However, the thinking ability of Fengkui, the mechanical man, the destroyer, is already very weak. After 199 worlds, his human emotions are gradually degrading and gradually assimilated with artificial intelligence and mechanical intelligence. His vision is equivalent to surveillance cameras, even if sharp as Yuhua It is also difficult to distinguish the difference between the two.

Feng Kui collects information with his eyes, and transmits it to Fengyan Man·Destroyer Huanzixu through the props and thinking headset exchanged by the system, which is analyzed and integrated by Huanzixu.

The first world of Huan Zixu and Feng Kui was their teammates, and they had gone through 199 worlds together, and the cooperation between the two was seamless.

Huan Zixu automatically converts the code information passed by Feng Kui into language——

Target person: Yu Hua

Current performance: social elites, loving partners, considerate and gentle

Length of gaze distribution: within one hour, 90% of the gaze will be on your partner You Zhengping, 10% of the attention and afterglow will be allocated to the movie, and when you look directly at the movie screen, the afterglow will pay attention to You Zhengping’s expression.

Eating hobby: Analyze saliva secretion through facial muscles. When eating popcorn and cola alone, he did not secrete too much saliva, and he did not show his preference for popcorn. It was simply eating behavior. When feeding his partner You Zhengping to eat popcorn and drink water, according to the subtle changes in facial muscles, it is determined that he has obvious appetite. Compared with "popcorn", Yu Hua prefers "popcorn eaten by You Zhengping."

Physical information: Very obvious resistance to physical contact with other people, strong muscle avoidance, and willingness to actively contact You Zhengping.

Aesthetic: When the line of sight scans over the movie actors and other people in the theater, it is no different from looking at the chair stairs; when the line of sight scans over You Zhengping, there is a clear desire for possession and control.

Comprehensive analysis: Have anti-social personality tendencies, like You Zhengping, and weaknesses.

After integrating Feng Kui's information, Huan Zixu slowly opened his eyes, but instead of looking at Yu Hua, he looked directly at the big screen in front of him.

This is a habit he has cultivated over the years. His sight is full of scrutiny, and it is easy to be noticed by sensitive people, revealing his position with the chieftain.

Soon the movie ended, and everyone talked about going out of the cinema. Some said that the heroine was too vicious, some said that the hero was not a good thing, and even said that the wicked have their own wicked people, but everyone’s evaluation of this movie is inverted and wonderful. Including You Zhengping who was dumbfounded halfway.

You Zhengping believes that the movie as a whole is still good, he and Yu Hua also watched with gusto, but the positioning was wrong, he originally wanted to watch a lingering love movie...

"Or, after lunch, let's watch another "Broken Blue Bridge"?" You Zhengping, who could not kiss in the dark theater, suggested.

"Let's talk about it later, aren't you full of plans next? I want to experience every project." Yu Hua said.

"...Yes, I have made an appointment." You Zhengping said, "I'll watch the movie next time, let's go to dinner first."

The Chinese restaurant for lunch is very high-end. You Zhengping made an appointment in advance, and he will give other people in the queue one hour over time, but he can't be late.

The two came to the reserved private room. You Zhengping ordered some good food and said to Yu Hua, "I'll go to the bathroom."

Yu Hua sat in the box alone, remembering that You Zhengping had gone to the bathroom just after watching the movie. What are you going to do now? Still looking for excuses to hide from him.

Yu Hua thought for a while, turned on the "super hearing" ability, and looked for the whereabouts of You Zhengping in countless voices.

"Super hearing" is the ability to awaken at the same time as "super vision". It is one of the "super five senses". "Super vision" is a dynamic visual enhancement that can capture fast movements. "Super hearing" is the improvement of hearing range and discrimination. After turning on "super hearing", Yu Hua can hear all the sounds within ten miles and accurately identify which one is You Zhengping.

This requires a strong shielding ability and sound capture ability, otherwise it will be disturbed by too noisy sounds.

Yu Hua’s left ear received the voice, and his right ear specifically caught You Zhengping’s. Soon after a few hundred meters away, he heard You Zhengping say to the stall owner of the food cart: “Two fried fritters pancakes, one potato shredded roll Cake, be fast."

At this time, the Chinese restaurant clerk brought a plate of exquisite dishes. The plate was surrounded by carved carrots and a cabbage heart in the middle. The clerk poured the clear soup in the bowl on the cabbage heart. The cabbage heart blossomed like a lotus, which was so beautiful. Boiling cabbage is the restaurant’s famous dish.

Yu Hua knows that the process of this dish is complicated. Whether the cabbage heart or the clear soup poured on it, has gone through several procedures, a dish takes countless hours, and it is indeed worth the price. But for You Zhengping, no matter how many procedures, the cabbage heart is the cabbage heart, and he can't get enough.

But he knows that Yu Hua likes such exquisite and high-end restaurants, so he will secretly buy pancakes to fill his stomach before meals, and then come back to accompany Yu Hua to elegantly eat high-end Chinese food.

While waiting for the pancakes, You Zhengping couldn't help but called Cen Xiao: "I ask you, what movie is "Broken Blue Bridge"?"

Cen Xiao: "I played games all night last night. I didn't go to bed until 9 o'clock in the morning. Now... 11:50, I just slept for less than three hours. You called to wake me up just to ask about this bad thing? What new spoilers are there!"

"Don't worry about that, what movie do you think "Broken Blue Bridge" is?" You Zhengping asked.

"Of course it's spiritual horror, it should be related to the bridge? Is it a water ghost?" Cen Xiao said dazedly and patiently, "I can't do this, I don't have a cold with water."

"What about "The Lost Lover"?" You Zhengping asked again.

Cen Xiao: "Love movies. Yu Hua likes the one in your family. If you watch a movie at night, choose that one. I slept and fell asleep. Don’t call me again if the sky doesn’t fall. Shi Yongfu and Xiao Ruo both can!"

After all, Cen Xiao quickly hung up the phone and went back to sleep. He will return to work tomorrow, and enjoy the last day of vacation!

"I said, it's because the name of the movie didn't make it well, it's not my fault!" You Zhengping took the first pancake and ate it quickly.

Listening to his bulging voice, Yu Hua couldn't help but laugh. He really wanted to leave the Chinese restaurant to accompany Xiaoyou to eat pancakes by the roadside. This pancake sounded delicious.

When he was hypnotizing the boiled cabbage in front of him by the sound of You Zhengping eating pancakes, Yu Hua's left ear moved. He seemed to hear someone saying Xiao You's name? In the private room next door!

Yu Hua immediately focused on the next room and recalled all the voices he heard in the previous five minutes, picking out the dialogue next door accurately.

Five minutes ago, Feng Kui and Huan Zixu came to the Chinese restaurant and wanted to book the restaurant next door to Yuhua. After learning that there was no place, Huan Zixu said: "It's okay, I can let them automatically let me."

They came to the private room next door, knocked on the door, Huan Zixu held the waiting number just received in his hand, and said to the guests in the box: "Hello, I need this room now. Could you please give me this room? "

So the original family in the box took the number, left the box like a demon, and went to the restaurant lined up to wait for the number.

The wife in the family complained and pushed her husband as if she had lost her memory: "If you want to make an appointment in advance, you don't want to make an appointment. Look at this number. It will be an hour later."

The husband sighed, "Blame me, it's so sloppy."

The family gave up the box as if they had amnesia.

I recalled here that Yu Hua raised her eyebrows, "false exchange", a very special ability, weak but practical, he has only seen it once or twice in this world, because most of those who choose this ability cannot survive. The first 50 levels.

Since the "super hearing" is turned on, Yu Hua can naturally hear the signal data in the Fengkui headset and automatically convert it into language.

After the two got the box, Feng Kui told Huan Zixu through headphones: "You Zhengping left the box, and Yu Hua smiled terribly."

Huanzi said emptyly: "Don't be impatient for the time being. There are too many people in the restaurant. We have to choose a secluded place to do it quietly. You have connected to the public camera near Zhenli's studio before and sent me useful information."

In the picture, Lian Yufan, Zhen Li and Yuan Sunset got on a second-hand Wuling Hongguang car that Yuhua bought with the company's funds. The car was painted with "Zhen Li Studio" in big characters, and Lian Yufan refused to get on the car. .

"How much did this car cost?" Lian Yufan asked, shaking his hands.

"Less than 20,000 yuan," Zhen Li was quite happy. "Yu Hua allowed me to save the income of the live broadcast room. Finally, after I made up 20,000 yuan, I bought a scooter for the studio. This is a bus. Everyone Can use."

"So we have to drive this broken car to other people's program group to sign a contract, right?" Lian Yufan was very resistant to this car. "To what extent does Yu Hua have to pick it up? Does he know that during the start-up period, entrepreneurs need to use one? A car with a good price proves to its partners that it has the qualifications and strength. A business person, a relatively good car, is not a show of wealth, but a means of production that represents the strength of the company! I want to rent a car."

Zhen Li said: "But Yu Hua said that our studio was originally a grass-roots team. The industry knows that we are a very unprofessional internet celebrity studio that blushes. Forcibly hitting a swollen face to fill a fat man will only make people feel that we are not sincere enough. , It will only become the laughingstock of others. Second-hand Wuling Hongguang is the laughingstock, and so is buying a car with a loan. It would be better to be more comfortable for yourself.

Even Yufan’s new moles of tears were almost out of anger. He clicked on Zhen Li’s brain: "Are you brainwashed by him? You just say "Yu Hua is right" and get in the car!"

After the protest, he still reluctantly took Zhen Li and Yuan Sunset into the car. The two saboteurs obviously did not have driver's licenses, and Lian Yufan had to drive.

Upon receiving this picture, Huanzi said falsely: "Zhen Li and Yuan Luori are also saboteurs, but they are coaxed by Yu Hua to work for him obediently. This person is not simple."

"Is it... the mission goal...?" Feng Kui asked in a mechanical voice.

For Feng Kui, using special earphones to transmit data is a relatively easy way of expression, but Huan Zixu insisted on letting him express it in words, so he spoke with difficulty intermittently.

"Not necessarily," Huanzi shook his head falsely. "You have checked his big data information. All the information this person has in this world for more than ten years is real. It is not a system forgery. His behavior is natural and does not look like Instead of someone who has died, it seems to be an aboriginal in the world. It can only be said that every ordinary person cannot be underestimated. No matter how many worlds we have traversed, there will always be places where we are not as skilled as people."

Feng Kui: "Lian Yufan..."

Huan Zixu nodded: "Judging from his attitude towards getting along with Zhen Yuan, he is not familiar enough, feels like a superior, and willing to abide by the Road Traffic Law... I guess he is a super power in this world, with strict discipline. Organizations have been secretly protecting the world from the system, and the system has never been able to develop this world because of them.

"Lian Yufan is the protector and watcher of Zhen and Yuan... It seems that Zhen and Yuan have been controlled by the guardian organization. We cannot contact them rashly, otherwise we will only fall into a trap.

"I probably know why the bomb/bomb/madman fell so badly."

"Zixu...That's right." Feng Kui didn't know if he understood or not, he should be in harmony with Huan Zixu, "How do we...act?"

Huan Zixu picked up a chopstick, dipped it in water and wrote the words "killing with a knife" on the table.

He gently dried the water, erased the writing, and chuckled: "On the day when the bombing/bombing/madman died, Zhen Li once had a commercial show at the same coordinate point. His studio official account mentioned this one. It can be inferred from this that the two Zhen Yuan must have contact with the mission goal.

"It is known that the guardian organization is very strong and the mission goal is also very strong. The guardian organization has a protective attitude towards people in the world. Even if they cooperate with the mission goal, even if the mission goal is to guard the people in the organization, the official organization will never be completely Trust a person whose power is beyond your control and a bit cruel.

"If you want to provoke their relationship, you just have to push it slightly. Do you know why I follow Yu Hua?"

Feng Kui shook his head.

Huanzi said: "Yu Hua is a very special person. He seems to really know nothing. Inexplicably, he has influence on both Zhen Yuan and Lian Yufan, which is a good entry point.

"We want to kidnap him, bring out the mission goals behind Zhen and Yuan to deal with us, wait for the mission goals to arrive, kill Yuhua, and blame the mission goals. At that time, the guardian organization will help us deal with the mission goals. We just need to watch the tiger from the mountain. Fight, and finally reap the victory.

"My'false exchange' can provide absolutely powerful and incontrovertible evidence for the mission target to kill."

"False exchange" means that Huanzixu can change the other's thoughts by giving people some items and bribery, so that false events can become reality in the human mind. Through this ability, Huanzixu can find countless people doing/fake/proof.

Turning on the "super hearing" next door, Yu Hua grinned silently.

Two new saboteurs, they said...who are you going to kidnap? Who to kill? Who are you blaming?

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Yu Hua: This is probably the funniest joke I have ever heard in my life.

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The new article "Your Majesty Wan'an", which is determined by Amway good friends, is as follows——

At the Palace of Jinluan, Jian Jin was spotted and raised his head, only to find that the man on the dragon chair was the daughter-in-law who had been looking for him for a long time.

His daughter-in-law, who was finally fattened by him, lost weight again.

A certain emperor was greedy about exploring flowers at home, thinking like crazy, but this Tanhua had a beloved lost wife.

He especially wanted to kill that woman!

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One day, the emperor came across a tanhua with a child.

Jian Jin: This is your son! Come, hug!

The emperor: This child is like me, and the child's mother must also be like me. Does he treat me as a substitute for his wife? ! !

Read the guide:

1. A short essay about letting yourself go, Jian Jin attack, emperor accept, both perspectives will write.

2. Unorthodox Gudan, the attack is to wear the ancients in the future, the golden finger is open, there is an abnormal plot of childbirth.

Gu Dan’s main attack, interested friends can search for the author’s name or the name of the text~

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Happy Dragon Boat Festival, see you tomorrow at 12 noon, okay (づ￣3￣)づ╭?～