Mr. Melancholy Wants to Live a Peaceful Life

The thin needle looks like rubber, but in fact it is a kind of memory metal that has never been seen before. You Zhengping only regarded it as rubber and opened his eyes to tell lies.

The two supported each other and walked through the narrow passage and entered a maze. A line of emerald green appeared on the silver and white metal at the entrance of the maze: You have worked so hard to traverse the organ-laden passage and came to the maze. The maze is the owner of the tomb. The second line of defense may be guarded by unknown creatures. If you want to pass the maze, you must betray your companions. Are you ready?

"The design of the secret room is a bit interesting," You Zhengping said, touching his chin, "Unknown creature...Is this the staff? I think they will be dressed horribly. I can't be scared."

You Zhengping put the words first, lest there really be any monsters in the maze, Yu Hua would be suspicious.

The maze was about 1.5 meters wide and could accommodate two or three people walking side by side. This width made You Zhengping even more uneasy. He vaguely felt that the people behind the maze were trying to separate their husbands.

"The other party wants to separate us quietly. It seems that the real purpose is only one person. Is the target me or Yuhua?" You Zhengping thought to himself, "If it is me, then it must be the identity of the guardian, but if the other party knows me The identity of the guardian and the way of attack cannot be so simple. The traps we currently encounter are all pediatrics, and it is unlikely that the target is me. Why is Yuhua?"

You Zhengping took Yu Hua's hand and looked sideways at this gentle and kindly calming man. Seeing Yu Hua took off his shirt and put it on You Zhengping, there was a vest under Yu Hua's shirt!

Yu Hua said, "I feel that the air-conditioning in the secret room is a bit big. I am wearing a vest and one more. Let me give you a shirt."

You Zhengping: "..."

He didn't know when Yu Hua added a white vest worn by middle-aged and elderly men to his shirt. Isn't he afraid of covering up the prickly heat on such a hot day?

Well, Yu Hua is a person who likes to keep in good health. He will keep his waist and abdomen warm at all times. After all, he is a man who wants to exercise his waist strength to a hundred years old.

Yu Hua's clothes were one size larger than You Zhengping's, and the shirt was loosely over You Zhengping, giving him a different sense of casualness.

Feeling the breath that belongs to Yuhua wrapped his whole body, You Zhengping's heart warmed up. At this moment, his mood was unprecedentedly stable, he quickly thought about countermeasures, and quickly guessed why the other party wanted to deal with Yuhua.

Because Yu Hua is an employee of Zhenli's studio, the only ordinary person in the studio who wants to quietly approach the two Zhen Yuan under the protection of the guardian organization, the best way is to quietly replace Yu Hua. Compared with the fanfare of Destroyer 192, the darkness of the new Destroyer is more terrifying. If it weren't for today, he happened to be dating Yu Hua, I'm afraid...

Do not! It is precisely because Yu Hua is a family caretaker, the scope of daily activities has always been in the studio and at home, most of the time with Zhen Yuanlian three people, the new spoiler is not easy to start, will choose the date today.

Although You Zhengping's guess was not entirely correct, he also roughly guessed the opponent's mode of action.

His mind was a little heavy, but on the surface he wanted to maintain an open-minded appearance. He talked and laughed with Yu Hua, feeling the heart of the secret room.

You Zhengping said, "After I go back, I must praise this secret room on the forum. It is too unexpected."

He knew that the saboteurs must be monitoring them in some way, and hoped that through this way of dialogue, the saboteurs would dispel the idea of ​​starting Yu Hua. The other party acts secretly, and definitely does not want to be discovered by the guardian. Once you post, it is easy to be exposed, and the other party will definitely take action when you hear this.

You Zhengping waited patiently for a while, deliberately scratching at the entrance of the maze, but didn't see any action by the other party, wouldn't they be afraid of being discovered by the guardian? Just so confident?

The two turned to the right in the maze, hand in hand, and returned to the entrance.

"This maze is a bit interesting. Let's turn left this time." You Zhengping said.

The two turned all the way to the left and returned to the entrance again. There was no way to get out, nor did they encounter the so-called monster.

At this time, the prompt text before the entrance has changed: This is a maze where two people can't get to the exit. If you want to find the way, you must abandon your companions and move forward alone. There are weapons and shackles nearby, and the winner can tie his companions to the shackles.

As this line appeared, two daggers appeared on the wall at the entrance of the maze, and four iron locks that could bind the limbs to the wall.

Whether You Zhengping enters the maze or Yu Hua enters the maze, the new saboteur may catch Yu Hua.

You Zhengping looked a little nervous. He was afraid that Yu Hua, who likes suspense dramas, would be interested in the secret room, and proposed to tie a person. In Yu Hua's eyes, this should be just an ordinary secret room. The so-called abandoning of companions is just a means of clearance, in case Yuhua accepts it. How should he refute the other party's proposal?

Clinker Yu Hua said at this time: "According to the suspenseful novels, TV series, and comics I have seen, giving up a companion at this time is looking for death. There is definitely no way to clear the customs. This should be a humanity test. We absolutely cannot be counted. "

After speaking, he scratched the palm of You Zhengping's hand and said affectionately: "Even if the merchant deliberately designed it to be separated to pass the customs, I will insist on being Xiaoyou's oil bottle."

You Zhengping felt a little sweet in his heart as well. Yu Hua was a person who would never abandon himself even playing games.

He still remembers that when they were in love, they two Jia Cenxiao played landlord fights together. When Cen Xiao was the landlord, Mr. Melancholy joined hands to fight Cen Xiao; when You Zhengping was the landlord, Yu Hua desperately smashed Cen Xiao and gave you cards. Zhengping; As for You Zhengping and Cen Xiao to jointly deal with the landlord Yu Hua? Sorry, there is no such situation. Yu Hua didn’t grab any of the landlords. He waited intently to put the cards to Xiaoyou. In the end, Cen Xiao turned his face and tore the cards and stopped. Since then, Cen Xiao has never played with the melancholy husband. Doudizhu.

"Have you brought a pen?" You Zhengping asked.

Yu Hua is a treasure chest. He took out a pen and a small thin notebook from the breast pocket of the shirt You Zhengping was wearing.

You Zhengping drew the maze pattern memorized twice on the paper according to his memory. He has a very strong spatial memory. He drew all the roads he walked twice without fail, and integrated them into a single picture. You can see from the picture. Out, only 30% of the map of the maze was not walked by them.

The saboteurs can change the path of the maze, and they will certainly not leave a way for them, but You Zhengping can force the saboteurs. He looks at his watch casually and says: "This maze takes half an hour to walk around, and it must be done in batches. After the last group of players have gone out, the next group can come in. It took 10 minutes for the first level. You said we were too slow, will the players behind them protest?"

Yu Hua immediately understood what You Zhengping meant, and cooperated with him: "Not only do you protest, but you will also call consumers to complain. People like to report these days, and Zhenli’s live broadcast room will be exposed to all kinds of complaints. All kinds of weird ways to report, the report is also posted on Weibo and short videos, to make things known to everyone. Once the trouble is big, tens of millions of people will be brought to the rhythm to scold us, want to change everyone’s mind. possible."

Yu Hua used a pun, implying that Huanzixu's secret room game is not for you to play. The time limit is half an hour. After half an hour, no one will be released. Customers outside will not wait for you. Once you complain, you cannot change everyone. impression".

The Huanzi who was monitoring the two squeezed Feng Kui's strong arm, and he frowned, "Can you greatly control the world's network?"

Feng Kui shook his head and said, "Ordinary...hackers...yes, they violate...world rules...no."

"The rules of the world?" Huanzi said in a false sense, "I haven't heard this term for many years."

There are no world rules in the world inside the system, the rules of the system are the rules, and the world rules will be mentioned only when the undeveloped world task is performed. Huan Zixu had exchanged information from survivors who listened to the undeveloped world, and learned that in the undeveloped world, there will be a mysterious force resisting the system. Only by breaking the rules of the world can the system gradually control the undeveloped world.

"So we can only act in a small area, and there is no way to cause too much change to the world." Huanzi said imaginarily, "Okay, half an hour to half an hour, the soldiers are on the verge of danger, you can seal the cap, you turn on the mechanical mode and go in. After catching Yu Hua, I will change You Zhengping's "impression", making him think that he and Yu Hua quarreled in the secret room, and Yu Hua left in anger."

"Received." When Feng Kui heard Huan Zixu's command, the skin and flesh on the outside opened up, and the mechanical skeleton wrapped the skin and turned into a steel skeleton more than two meters high.

Feng Kui controlled the secret room passage and directly entered the maze, quietly waiting for the arrival of the melancholy husband.

As he left the room, the wired headset connecting the two also changed to a wireless headset, so that Huan Zixu could give instructions at the other end at any time.

Following the maze map drawn by You Zhengping, the Melancholy husband walked all the way to 30% of the area he had never visited before and encountered a mechanical skeleton with his head almost on the wall.

Is this a spoiler or their prop or ability? You Zhengping swallowed nervously, and squeezed Yu Hua's hand and said, "Wow! Is this a staff member? How is the mechanical skull jacket made, so realistic, is it a real metal shell? How heavy is it to wear this! "

After that, he had the courage to deliberately touch the body of the mechanical skeleton. When he had not touched the mechanical skeleton, Feng Kui used a mechanical synthesizer to say: "Human, are you disturbing my sleep?

"I have no intention of harming human beings. You can leave by yourself, but I slept for too many years. You two need to leave one person to accompany me, and I will let the other person out of the maze."

"No!" You Zhengping's palms were sweaty, and he instinctively told him that he had encountered a powerful saboteur, "My love and I will stay together. We must be together for everything. You can't separate us!"

He hugged Yu Hua like an octopus while talking, hung his hands and feet on Yu Hua, his back muscles were tight, and he was ready to hide Yu Hua in the second space at any time.

Now that the saboteurs show up, a fierce battle will inevitably start, and stubbornly hiding your identity at this time is a bit of a stubborn bite. You Zhengping had already thought about how to explain his likes and dislikes to Yu Hua after the war, and made up his mind that no matter what happened, he would not get a divorce. Even if Yu Hua packs up his things and wants to separate with him, he will turn into a rogue, relying on Yu Hua!

Naturally, Yu Hua recognized the mechanical skeleton as the saboteur Fengkui. He patted You Zhengping's back comfortably, and said in a deep voice: "Me too, never let go of you."

Yu Hua hopes that Xiaoyou can discover his identity by himself through clues, instead of being forced to act in this situation. He took the initiative to discover that he had time to think. He hid a lot of evidence at home, and put a lot of memorial items that they met and fell on the side of the evidence. Xiaoyou turned to the evidence and saw these souvenirs symbolizing their love. Maybe think twice before doing it. But if it were exposed directly in the battle, Xiaoyou would definitely be angry.

Until then……

Even if he uses the identity of the black robe to force the guardian organization to send Xiao You over for marriage, he will never divorce! There was a vicious look in Yu Hua's eyes.

The mechanical skeleton saw two "short" humans hugging each other firmly, tilted their heads, squatted down, and said in a mechanical voice: "I won't die, just leave one with me."

"No, we must stay together, we must walk together, and death will not separate us!" You Zhengping resolutely said.

"Don't pay attention to them," Huan Zixu followed the two of them all the way. The dog food had long been vomiting. "Brutely separate them and take Yuhua away. I will change You Zhengping's "impression". Rest assured!"

Feng Kui, who had always listened to Huan Zixu's instructions, didn't do anything. He raised his hands and hung them 5 centimeters above the head of the melancholy husband, without further pressing down.

You Zhengping and Yu Hua squeezed their fists at the same time, as long as the mechanical skeleton's hand moves down 1 cm, they will shoot!

"Pick up Yuhua and run, do it!" Huanzi commanded.

Feng Kui crooked his mechanical head, and two pink rays of light emerged from the deep eye sockets of the skull. He scanned the depressed husband up and down. He could "see" the blood pressure, heartbeat, blood flow rate, and hormones of the two men like a physical examination. Secretion and other values, from which it can be inferred whether the two are lying.

The hand hanging over the two of them moved away. In the melancholic husband’s somewhat puzzled sight, Feng Kui sat down cross-legged with his hands on the metal knees, and touched the ground with his half-meter-long fingertips. He asked in his own voice. You Zhengping: "If... Yu Hua... is about to die, replace... your bones... with... metal, you... can... save him, but... you won't be... in the future... Now, will you...will...save it?"

"Yes!" You Zhengping did not hesitate and cut the line firmly. He looked at the mechanical skeleton incomprehensibly, not understanding what the saboteur wanted to do.

You Zhengping's excellent sixth sense made him feel a breath of nostalgia from the mechanical skeleton.

"Feng Kui?" Huan Zixu asked through headphones.

"Do you...want to fight with him...?" Feng Kui said a little bit Yu Hua.

"It's impossible to quarrel," Yu Hua smiled at Heshan. "How can we quarrel?"

When they first got married, they had different living habits. In fact, they had quarreled, but Yu Hua was more mature. He did not quarrel with You Zhengping, but silently bowed his head to clean the room.

After You Zhengping turned upside down like a fryer, he felt very uncomfortable when he saw Yu Hua silently rubbing his clothes with his hands. He hugged Yu Hua from behind and asked in a low voice, "Shall we not quarrel?"

"We didn't quarrel," Yu Hua wiped her hands with her apron, then turned her head and touched You Zhengping's forehead with cold hands. "We are just adapting to each other's lifestyles."

Only this kind of friction caused You Zhengping's muscles and bones. Seeing the background of Yu Hua rubbing clothes, he was so sad that he almost cried. He couldn't stand a big fight with Yu Hua.

"I will never quarrel with him," You Zhengping leaned his head on Yu Hua's shoulder. "If I quarrel, I won't forgive myself."

Feng Kui stopped like a lag. He took off his earphones and did not listen to Huanzi's words. The mechanical fingers clicked on You Zhengping and Yuhua, and drew a pink heart in front of the two of them. The transparent pink heart exploded like a computer special effect, and the fragments turned into countless tiny pink hearts, enveloping the two closely hug each other.

"You, pass the... test, in the future... you want... happiness." Feng Kui said.

He slapped his hands hard, and the exit of the maze appeared behind him.

Feng Kui clicked his exit, the mechanical jaw opened, and he let out a "click" laugh.

"Exit?" You Zhengping looked incredible, what's going on? Where's the fierce battle? What about the insidious saboteur?

"Exit." Feng Kui smiled, the mechanical jaw dropped, he stretched out his hand to drag the jaw up, his fingers turned into a Phillips screwdriver, and unscrewed the loose screw on his mouth.

You Zhengping pushed the exit of the maze with Yu Hua like a dream, and found that she had returned to the entrance of the secret room. There was a staff member when she entered the door. She smiled professionally and said to the two of them: "Your journey to the tomb is over. Congratulations to both of you for returning to a normal society."

End, end? You Zhengping turned his head, the door of the ancient tomb was closed tightly, and the thrill just now seemed like a dream.

Is he blessed by a saboteur? You Zhengping jumped off Yu Hua, untied the rope around his waist, thought inexplicably.

What does this saboteur want to do? Is it to test their husband's feelings?

Huan Zixu also wanted to know what Feng Kui was doing.

After the melancholy husband left, Feng Kui restored the main structure of the secret room and carefully reinforced the main wall of the lower secret room with his stored metal to prevent the secret room from collapsing due to his modification.

After finishing everything, Feng Kui returned to Huan Zixu and turned into a human form, staring blankly at Huan Zixu.

Huan Zixu didn't blame Feng Kui. He hadn't seen Feng Kui showing his self-proclaims other than "eating" for a long time. He asked, "Why let them go?"

Feng Kui looked at Huan Zixu, pointed at Huan Zixu, and nodded himself: "We... quarreled... I don't like... quarrels."

"It's because I said I wanted to give You Zhengping the ‘impression’ that he and Yu Hua quarreled apart. You don’t want me to do this, so you let them go?" Huan Zixu asked.

Feng Kui nodded: "Axu, we...not...system."

"You don't want me to abuse the capabilities provided by the system, self-protection can be used, and innocuous things can be used, but it will leave an'impression' of irreversible scars on ordinary people and cannot be used, do you?" Huan Zixu asked.

"Yeah." Feng Kui nodded heavily.

"Okay, let's change another way." Huan Zixu shook Feng Kui's big hand. "When I tied Yu Hua, I tried to avoid You Zhengping and tried my best to prevent them from getting hurt, okay?"

"Yeah." Feng Kui smiled "KaKa" again.

Huan Zixu hugged Feng Kui and closed his eyes quietly.

He thought Feng Kui was gradually losing his humanity, but in fact he was blinded by his power, and he couldn't recognize himself as the person. Feng Kui was constantly deleting all kinds of memories because of insufficient memory, just to preserve the truest and purest humanity.

The memory of conscience is too big, and some unnecessary things must be forgotten in order to keep it.

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Yu Hua (blushing): I got a pink heart on today's date. It seems a bit romantic. These two spoilers seem to be fine.

You Zhengping: How should I report this to the organization? New spoilers like to watch love that lasts until death?

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See you tomorrow at 12 noon, okay (づ￣3￣)づ╭?～