Mulgore Hotel in Marvel

Kaous had already made his decision when he realized he was being blackmailed.

He is not a saint, nor does he have an impulsive personality.

But he understands the common sense of a time traveler: if you are bullied, swallowing your anger will only further encourage the other person's arrogance. After the first time, there will be a second and third time. If you can't solve the problem at once, it will only bring you a steady stream of troubles.

Especially in this American dimension full of democracy and freedom, beating to death with a stick is the most reliable way to deal with it.

He was also holding a heavy copper ingot in his hand, which he used as a hammer. He slapped one of them on the forehead with force, causing his brain to burst open and blood to splatter, just like thousands of peach blossoms blooming.

When the five seconds were up, five people fell down at the same time.

Damn... Kausi looked at the corpses on the ground and the bright red ground, swallowed hard, and tried his best to suppress his vomiting.

Too fragile! After thinking for a while, he finally made a pertinent comment.

The corpse was not easy to dispose of, so Kausu finally chose the third option between hiding the corpse and dumping it.

Burn the corpse!

Ever since the tauren moved to Mulgore, the large fire basin with a diameter of one and a half meters in the hotel lobby of Bloodhoof Village has never been extinguished, and no one has ever seen anyone add fuel or firewood to it.

Touch the body, drag the body, and throw it in.

The fire suddenly brightened, and then gradually returned to its original appearance. When he looked out to see what was going on, he found that the body had been burned into a plume of smoke.

A corpse only served as fuel for a few seconds.

...What kind of will-o'-the-wisp is this? It's a bit scary! Kausi still held a few coins found from the corpse in his hand. He looked at the brazier with some surprise, and suddenly felt that he had underestimated this hotel.

I dug out a few jars of cool spring water from the counter, drank a few sips to suppress the discomfort in my stomach, and then used the remaining water to rinse the floor clean. After doing all this, Kausu gradually calmed down and thought of a very critical question.

where am I?

What era is it now?

What kind of world have I entered?

Opening the door and looking at the bright sunshine outside, Kaus decided to take a walk around the nearby streets.

Through the signboards, road signs and large-scale building advertisements, it is easy to determine where we are now - the Clinton District on the west bank of Manhattan Island, New York City, commonly known as Hell's Kitchen!

Of course, the four words Hell's Kitchen are not enough to shock a time traveler. What really made him feel chilly was an old and yellowed recruitment advertisement on the street corner. On it, a handsome blond guy wearing a star-and-striped tights and holding a five-star shield showed eight teeth and smiled happily.

That's right, this is Steve Rogers, the only super soldier in the United States during World War II, and the greatest and most honorable hero since the founding of Emery - Captain America!

The cover of the magazine on the top of the newsstand is a gossip photo, with a sexy moustache gesturing to the camera and making the V sign - the popular protagonist Tony Stark is still the same genius scientist and genius. A reliable playboy.

Cowus, who was already feeling cold, bought a copy of the New York Times because the headline in that newspaper was Green Monster Appears on the Streets of New York, Is It an Alien? Or is it a product of environmental degradation? 》

Well, poor Bruce Banner finally failed to escape the fate of gamma radiation. After the Hulk destroyed a certain neighborhood in New York, he should now be on the way to escape.

And in the cracks of the newspaper, there is a message that Murdock Firm provides you with thoughtful and safe legal services... No need to ask, it is natural that Daredevil Matt Murdock has finally been suppressed to the point where he cannot reveal the blame. I was willing to degenerate and started a small advertisement.

To sum up, Mr. Bloodhoof, who has just arrived, has finally gathered together a complete timeline——

The Defenders Alliance, headed by Daredevil, has begun to take shape. Hulk, who has become the Hulk, is on the run, paving the way for Captain America's escape. Tony Stark has not yet been kidnapped...

Kaus felt that a large dark cloud was sweeping over his head. This feeling of imminent death made him suddenly feel that he had lost the meaning of struggle.

It should obviously be the script of Road to American Dominion or Hunting for Beauty in Hollywood, why did I fall into New York in the Marvel dimension?

New York is one of the most dangerous and tragic cities in the Marvel world!

Walking on the street, you may be hit by a big green or red monster with a tank at any time; you never know when a stray bullet will hit your head accurately; even if you are hiding at home, you are likely to be killed by a The huge whale fell from the sky and smashed the bodies of people and houses together.

According to incomplete statistics, with the blessing of various natural and man-made disasters, this megacity has been rebuilt no less than twenty times. Small, medium and micro conflicts such as the destruction of streets are as numerous as the sands of the Ganges.

Not to mention Hell's Kitchen facing off against Gotham's Twin Peaks ?

There are more than a dozen streets with a population of less than 200,000, but there are hundreds of gangs of various sizes, as well as twenty or thirty superheroes or superheroes including Daredevil, Iron Fist, Power Man, White Tiger, Kingpin, and Bullseye. Super villains are related to it, and even Spider-Man, the anti-hero Punisher, and Venom host Eddie Brock, who was born in Queens, have extremely close ties with this place.

Even if the tiger's body is N-shocked, his character has repeatedly exploded, and he has avoided the aftermath of the battles of various major events, the all-pervasive gangsters and God (Snake) Shield make people desperate for life and death.

Those who are powerless cannot avoid the underworld boss Kingpin who hangs over Hell's Kitchen.

Not to mention those gangsters who collect protection fees and sell drugs, at Kaus' current level, no matter how thick his leather is, he can't stop the bombardment of a large-caliber anti-material rifle.

How could Nick Fury, the capable director of S.H.I.E.L.D. and Fuckman, sit idly by?

It is very likely that as soon as you open your eyes, heavily armed agents will surround you at the head of your bed, then expertly put on handcuffs and shackles, and throw you into a cell made of vibranium. If you say nothing, you will be thrown from 30,000 feet. Throw it down from a high altitude...

Not to mention mortals are ants, Lu Dan wants to recruit (li) and (yong) people, from the world's richest man to gods, down to lonely retired cadres, who can escape his clutches?

What is wild goose plucking?

What does it mean that the sky is three feet high?

In short, no matter how dazzling a superhero you are in front of the stage, please look back and you will see the shadow of a braised egg within ten steps.

When he thought about what the gangsters had done in the movie, Kaous's demoralization became even lower.

He walked into a small store and bought the cheapest small wind-up alarm clock. Then he returned to the Mulgore Hotel in a daze, sat down, and lay weakly on the counter.

The reason why he acted like this was not because Kausu was cowarded, but because he clearly knew most of the main plot. Because of this, he can deeply understand how deep the water in Marvel is!

In front of the giants of the single universe or the multiverse, such as the Dimensional Demon Mephisto, the God-Slayer Gal, and the Celestials, the snap of Thanos's fingers can even be regarded as a negligible danger.

It seems...what did I think wrong?

In despair, a new scene suddenly flashed across Kaous's mind.

If he is really so awesome that he can conquer the three realms, Uncle Fury may also have a sudden idea to use beautiful agents such as Black Widow Natasha, Iron Cavalry Melinda, and Shockwave Girl Daisy to play a honey trap...

Um? Honey trap?

Um! Honey trap!

Kausi, who had been born as a SOLO in two lifetimes, suddenly became more motivated.

How could I forget that although Marvel has a large number of super heroes, but the corresponding superheroes... are all the best in the world?

Take Daredevil's Matt Murdock, a blind man can find a hot girlfriend like Erica. Not to mention Hulk's girlfriend Betty, big black bald Luke Cage's girlfriend Jessica... Which one is not the perfect companion in the hall and in the kitchen?

In short, in this world, the more bizarre the superhero is, the more beautiful his girlfriend is.

Independent, considerate, and understanding.

No betrothal gift required!

This time Kausu became energetic. He sat upright, put his chin in his hands, and fell into a beautiful longing.

I think Maria Hill is good, but her kind of career-oriented woman doesn't seem to be compatible with my temperament...

Katie the phantom cat looks so cute, but it's a pity that she's transgender!

The Scarlet Witch's character is too extreme. She can destroy the whole world if she's not careful. Who can stand it?

After eliminating a dozen names in a row, Kausu suddenly clapped his hands and said, Why did I forget her?

Mystique Raven!

With Ruiwen, you can collect beauties from all over the world!

Isn't it just about studying? Kausi raised his head slightly, and there seemed to be light blooming in his eyes.

Compared to the college entrance examination test takers from my great dynasty, the Earth Ring is just a bunch of scum——

You can't blame Kausi for having such a drastic change in his mood after only spending one time thinking about it. As the French writer Hugo said, Women are the driving force that drives men forward. However, most people also ignore one point. The Russian writer Tolstoy commented that Women are a major obstacle to men's future. .

But now, the young and unexperienced Mr. Cauvus Bloodhoof did not realize the complexity and dilemma. His mind was filled with longing for a better future life. He closed the door and walked in without hesitation. That dark basement!