My Amazing WeChat is Connected to the Three Realms

Thunder God: A thunder ball, gathered 18 9-day Divine Thunder, can be thrown to hurt the enemy, the price required.

As soon as I entered the group, I saw that Thor was selling things.

King Tota: 80 merit points

Nezha: 180 merit points

King Tota: @ 鍝悞, 280 (an annoyed expression)

Where: 380

King Tota: @ 鍝悞, you are stupid, the whole family raises the price of hair (behind is a bunch of annoyed expressions)

Thor: haha, I laughed to death, hurry, pay the money (a laughing expression)

Little confused: Buy medicine pill that can treat vegetative people.

Lin Hai sent the news.

Erlang Shen: Vegetative? What is the essence of plant cultivation success?

Chang’e: I don’t know. I heard it for the first time.

Zhu Bajie: To deal with plants, please find a professional @ 鍚村垰

Wu Gang: @ 灏?绯婃秱 浠? let’s talk, who to cut, first charge after cutting.

Lin Hai: …

Heavenly Court guys, simply don’t know what a vegetable is.

“By the way, I have a friend of Sun Wukong. Ask him.”

“Great Saint, are you there? Please ask something.” Lin Hai sent a message to Sun Wukong.

A minute passed and no one answered.

Five minutes passed and nobody answered.

ten minutes.

20 minutes.

鈥︹€?/p>

“Well, I guess Sun Wukong is not here.” Lin Hai had to collect his phone.

My stomach was a little hungry. Lin Hai went to the alley behind the school, ate bowl of noodles, and then strolled aimlessly.

As he strolled, Lin Hai looked up, a bald head in front of him, and a few hooligans dressed in flowers, walking towards his side.

“My grass, Guangtou Qiang!” Lin Hai was startled.

You are too close to run.

Mad, take a bet, Lin Hai clenched the teeth.

“Wow! Brother Qiang! Let’s meet again!” Lin Hai jumped out, startling Guangtou Qiang.

“Why are you sick! I am grass, what are you …” Guangtou Qiang recognized Lin Hai and grabbed Lin Hai’s neck collar.

“Well, dare to tease me in the bar! I’ll kill you!”

“Wait a minute!” Lin Hai hurriedly shouted, “To tease you? Where does this come from, Brother Qiang, I have no time to worship you!”

“Don’t admit it, the song you gave me was sung by my son to my son!”

“Yes, is there any problem?” Lin Hai pretended to be stupid.

“Others, isn’t that just saying, I’m your son!”

“My grass, you are wrong, Brother Qiang!” Lin Hai put on an expression that was even worse than Dou’e.

“Who doesn’t know on the road, Brother Qiang, for the sake of brother, you look at your liver and gallbladder, cut your ribs, and take care of your own brother, just as father loves his son. What I want to express is that.” Lin Hai started to flicker again.

“Fuck, does that mean?” Guangtou Qiang gave Lin Hai a suspicious look.

“Yes, you think, Brother Qiang, if I really teased you, then you said that I saw you today. What should be the first reaction?”

“Crap, it must be running! Otherwise, I’ll kill you without him!”

“That’s it, do you think I’m running away? If I really tease you, I will jump out and say hello to you? I’m stupid, me.” Lin Hai spread his hands, and the expression on his face was even more aggrieved.

“Fuck, it seems so too.” Guangtou Qiang looked thoughtful and touched his head.

“That’s what happened, Brother Qiang. Take a step back. Even if you don’t believe me, don’t you believe in your own IQ? How many people in this world can deceive you Brother Qiang?”

“That makes sense!” Guangtou Qiang agreed with nodded, and the hand that grabbed Lin Hai was also released.

Then, a slap fan was placed on the back of the dogs behind 2 dogs.

“You or whatever, I almost misunderstood my brother.”

2 The dog’s neck shrinks, and its face is aggrieved.

“My grass, it’s a pass,” Lin Hai breathed a sigh of relief and quickly shifted the subject.

“Brother Qiang, where are you taking the brothers?”

“Go to Jiangnan University and pack a kid named Lin Hai.”

Pu!

Lin Hai almost sprayed.

“Ah, the turn ahead is Jiangnan University. I still have something to do, so I won’t disturb Brother Qiang.”

“Okay, go, go.” Guangtou Qiang waved his hand at Lin Hai and led the person away.

What’s up with him? Guangtou Qiang Looking for you?

It seems that the school can’t go back first.

Ding dong!

WeChat voice.

Open it, it’s a message from Jade Rabbit.

Jade Rabbit: Daisen, I think you are buying medicine pill for vegetative treatment in the group?

“Yes, do you?” Lin Hai Yixi.

“Excuse Daisen, what is a vegetable?”

Lin Hai could not help rolling his eyes.

But think about it, the Divine Immortal who didn’t know it, Jade Rabbit, a pet can know a hammer.

“Vegetarian, that is, a person is alive, but just can’t wake up,” Lin Hai said concisely.

“Oh, it should be that the body and soul are separated. I often play with Laojun’s Yaotong, and I will ask you back later, what medicine pill works.”

“Okay, many thanks!” Lin Hai smiled, thinking of a little Jade Rabbit and this person.

It seems that a nobody can sometimes get through the sky.

“By the way, is there anything you can improve a person’s physical fitness in a short time?”

Lin Hai suddenly thought about what Guangtou Qiang was looking for, and hurriedly asked.

“No, I’m just a pet, how can there be that kind of baby.” Jade Rabbit made an unhappy expression.

oh! Lin Hai sighed.

“Golden flower Yaotong has sent me a Foundation Establishment Pill that he is practicing himself, but at his level, the learned stuff is almost equivalent to mortal, without any eggs.”

“Nani!” Lin Hai jumped so high, “Fuck, what Mortal wanted.”

What a mountain road twists around each new peak.

“I want this Foundation Establishment Pill. Send it.”

“Daxian, what do you want this garbage?”

“Don’t bullshit, hurry up.”

“Oh.”

Ding dong!

Jade Rabbit sent you a Foundation Establishment Pill.

“Haha, many thanks many thanks.”

Jade Rabbit: Daisen, 10 merit points (behind are 3 shy expressions)

Lin Hai: …

Jade Rabbit: Okay, 5 will work (3 tearful expressions behind)

Lin Hai: None

Jade Rabbit: Daisen, you can’t bully a rabbit (3 crying faces behind)

Lin Hai was sweating so much that he saw a carrot on the side of a vegetable stall next to him.

Lin Hai: Can you give me a carrot?

Jade Rabbit: What is radish?

Lin Hai: …

Taking out a dollar and buying a radish, Lin Hai continued.

Lin Hai: Do you rabbits usually not eat radishes?

Jade Rabbit: Daxian joked. People at our Heavenly Court are eating medicine pill and drinking clear dew. Above Golden Immortal, you can eat the peach of Empress Empress every year. Have you never heard of radish?

I rely on that Heavenly Court doesn’t have radishes, so it’s easy to handle.

Lin Hai: This radish is a kind of food that can be compared with the peaches. You can’t stop eating it and praise it. By the way, how can I send you something?

Lin Hai then remembered that he hadn’t sent anything real yet.

Jade Rabbit: Just scan with a sweep, Daxian, your questions are weird.

Find a place where no one is in the corner, Lin Hai swipes at the radish in his hand.

You sent a carrot to Jade Rabbit!

Successful!

Lin Hai’s hands were empty.

Lin Hai: Wash first, then eat!

Jade Rabbit: Daxian, you gave me something as precious as Tao Tao, I, I was so touched, I will remember what you did to me

Lin Hai’s flesh was tingling for a while.

Lin Hai: OK, go eat

Mard, Lin Hai suddenly felt that he was very fucking, and he actually deceived a rabbit’s feelings.

Opening the Universe Bag, Lin Hai looked at the instructions for Foundation Establishment Pill.

Foundation Establishment Pill: The golden pill made by the golden flower boy under the Supreme Taoist is of low quality and has little egg use. After taking Mortal, it can reach the level of Innate Early-Stage.

extract!

A golden medicine pill exuding bursts of fragrance appeared in the hands of Lin Hai.

“Lin Hai, you dare to swindle me, stop me!” Not far away, angry roar came.

Lin Hai turned his head.

“Well, Guangtou Qiang goes and returns?” Lin Hai corner of the mouth raised, “It’s time to come!”