My Attic Connects To Other Worlds

"My sun?" a judge questioned: "Is there this classic track?"

"I don't know, so I might as well call Broadway and ask."

Next, the program team really called the Broadway Theater and finally got an answer.

There is no such track as "My Sun". There is really no such song in this world, but in another world, this is a super classic that has been passed down for hundreds of years.

The three judges of "America's Got Talent" were all stunned.

A Chinese athlete who doesn't seem to understand English came to the American Got Talent's performance stage to perform an original song "My Sun", and also to perform in the form of an opera?

Is there anything crazier in this world?

Is there anything more subversive and ridiculous?

After a long time, the first judge said: "Then, please start your performance, Mr. Wang Huan."

Wang Huan said: "Sorry, I will only perform on the formal stage, not here."

Many judges were shocked again.

"Sir, is your translation wrong?" The judge couldn't help but ask the interpreter next to him?

The Chinese translator shrugged his shoulders and said, "My translation is 100% correct."

The judges said: "Then what do you mean by him?"

The translation said: "Mr. Wang Huan, the judges ask you, what do you mean? What do you want to do?"

Wang Huan said: "What I mean is very simple, that is, my repertoire is only officially performed on the stage of the American Got Talent. I only perform it for countless people. I will not perform during the interview."

After hearing this, the judges immediately held their heads and exclaimed.

"In other words, you don't want to go through the interview process, but you have to go directly to our program." The judges said: "You know our program, but it is in the form of live broadcast. That's why there will be a strict interview process. We have to make sure Every show presented to the audience is very exciting. And now you don’t want to pass the interview, you want to go directly on TV and show to countless American audiences?"

Wang Huan said, "Yes, it's like this."

The three judges suddenly showed extremely exaggerated expressions.

"This world is really crazy." The first judge said: "Mr. Wang Huan, please know that this is the United States, not China."

Wang Huan said, "Of course you can reject me."

The judges said: "If we reject you, what will you do?"

Wang Huan said, "I went to another TV station and found a TV station until I agreed."

The judge shrugged his shoulders and said, "Okay, then I think you can leave."

Wang Huan said, "Goodbye."

...

Next, the American Got Talent program group discussed.

Whether to agree to Wang Huan's request.

If you agreed, it would be a bit of a violation of the rules, and it would make Wang Huan too presumptuous.

But if you don't agree.

Then Wang Huan will go to other TV stations.

Every TV show needs a gimmick, and Wang Huan is very, very gimmick.

First of all, he is an Olympic champion, and he is notorious in the United States. He sent his ex-wife to jail, and still used stimulants and so on.

But... the name is still very famous.

Moreover, his recent claims that he wants to conquer the United States have won a huge eyeball effect.

So let him appear on the show, it is very good for the ratings.

As for, will Wang Huan make any extreme remarks on TV programs?

Sorry, are there still few extreme statements on American TV shows?

Moreover, this is a pseudo live broadcast, which is too late to deal with.

As a result, the program group swiped a pen.

Agree to Wang Huan's request.

………

A news broke on NBC TV.

Chinese athletes will step on the stage of "America's Got Talent" and perform the original song "My Sun".

This news once again caused a sensation.

Next, NBC TV broadcasted the video footage of Wang Huan's interview.

Suddenly, the entire American audience was once again caught out by Lei.

Is this the Chinese?

There is a very ridiculous seriousness.

Throughout the video, Wang Huan was not smiling and looked very serious.

Moreover, I communicated in Chinese throughout the whole process, without speaking half a sentence of English, and it seemed that I could not understand English at all.

This world is crazy.

I really don't understand English.

A Chinese who didn't understand English at all came to conquer the United States?

And also use original tracks? Do you still want to sing in opera?

He also kept saying that he would not accept interviews, he would perform directly on stage, and sing to the world.

He... Is this not his own original song?

Is it a baby?

But in our minds, your **** original track is not as good as a bunch of shit.

It's ridiculous.

it is ridiculous.

This world is crazy.

In 2004, the American people still lacked the phenomenon of China.

Even in the eyes of some people, do the Chinese still have braids?

The vast majority of Americans have stereotyped, short, restrained, ridiculously serious impressions of Chinese people, and so on.

Wang Huan is tall.

But this kind of rigidity and ridiculous seriousness completely met their imagination.

That kind of dullness is really ridiculous.

………

Next, countless media reported that Wang Huan was about to participate in "America's Got Talent".

"Chinese athletes, without an interview, will perform the opera "My Sun" on "America's Got Talent." (Actually My Sun is a classic Italian folk song, not an excerpt from an opera)

"We are full of infinite curiosity, what a disaster his performance will be."

"We are very curious about how unbearable and unbearable the opera he sang will be."

Next, some Chinese experts will look for Chinese songs related to the sun.

Then they found it.

There is a song "Dongfanghong", which has a description of the sun, comparing the founding leader to the sun.

So everyone judges.

Wang Huan must have written a song praising senior Chinese leaders.

That kind of song is definitely eulogizing, maybe it is similar to the song of the model drama decades ago.

Next.

American television stations found Chinese songs decades ago and played them on the programs.

………

Wang Huan once again became a laughing stock.

The footage of his interview in "America's Got Talent" spread throughout the United States.

"I don't have to go through an interview, I want to perform directly on stage."

"My opera will be sung directly to the world."

His serious, unsmiling expression was laughed at by countless people.

His face that didn't know the height of the sky was completely a symbol of ignorance.

Even these people in Chinatown were full of slander against Wang Huan.

Mr. Wang Huan, we Chinese are not easy to get ahead in the United States, and our image is inherently more rigid.

Now when you do this, you become a clown directly.

You are completely vilifying the image of the Chinese.

Are you here to conquer the United States or to vilify the image of the country?

You better go.

………

Wang Huan came to Baorui Hotel again.

"I'm very sorry, Mr. Wang Huan, your hotel has already checked out." The hotel receptionist said.

Check out?

Li Changsheng clearly booked him a room for two months.

Soon, Wang Huan received a call from Li Changsheng.

"I am very dissatisfied with Mr. Wang Huan. You created a miracle in the Olympics and helped us make money." Li Changsheng said: "And also promoted the national prestige. Although countless Americans think you used stimulants, in our Chinese circle, You are still a hero. But the recent series of your performances really disappointed us. You have vilified the image of the Chinese. You will make our situation worse, so I suggest you go back to China as soon as possible."

Wang Huan said silently: "What did I show? How did I clown?"

Li Changsheng said: "A series of your performances have spread throughout the United States, and you already have a nickname, the Chinese clown."

Wang Huan said: "I just don't have a hippie smiling face. I just speak in Chinese. Is this a clown?"

Then, Wang Huan said: "Mr. Li Changsheng, in the American Got Talent program, I do not accept interviews. I speak decently from beginning to end, without exaggerated words, no exaggerated expressions, just calm explanations. Americans find it absurd, they Say I am a clown. Why is this?"

Li Changsheng was silent.

Wang Huan said, "Did I perform exceptionally from start to finish? Not at all. It was because their hearts were full of hostility and prejudice towards me, so my normal performance was interpreted as a clown. Because they were in the first place. Time, think of me as a clown, so no matter how I behave, I will be a clown. Because their eyes are already wearing a pair of contact lenses, called clown glasses."

Wang Huan hung up the phone and paid for the stay.

Then, he returned to the room, turned on the TV, played the screen of his interview with American Talents, and pressed mute.

Was the scene of Wang Huan’s interview with American Talents ridiculous?

Not ridiculous.

Not out of line.

It's just a very plain expression, a very plain language.

But it is directly interpreted as a ridiculous clown.

Wang Huan said that he would sing the song "My Sun".

There is no such classic song in this world, and they have never heard it.

But this does not prevent countless Americans from mocking and mocking this track.

Under this trend of public opinion, the Chinese community in Chinatown also instinctively felt that Wang Huan was vilifying the image of the Chinese, like a kind of clown.

Wang Huan understands this behavior very well.

Because under mainstream public opinion, the power of minority groups is very weak.

Can't resist it at all.

Therefore, most of the time, minority groups will be trapped by mainstream consciousness.

Even if you have self-will, you will quickly give up and join the public consciousness to find a sense of conscious security.

………

Wang Huan walked in Chinatown.

Many people will still greet him, but some of them are already embarrassed.

Unlike when he first came, many people regarded him as a hero and greeted him with a lion dance.

This is normal. The welcoming event was organized at that time, and it was just in the aftermath of the Olympic Games.

Next, everything must return to the ordinary, everyone must discuss life.

Moreover, the recent series of Wang Huan's performances really affected the image of the Chinese in their hearts.

"Mr. Wang Huan, I heard that you are going to be on that TV?" an old man asked.

Wang Huan nodded and said, "Yes."

The owner of the small supermarket said, "Don't go, play around, and then go back to China."

Wang Huan said, "Master, do you also feel that I am ashamed of the Chinese?"

The supermarket owner said: "Americans all say so, Americans all think so."

Wang Huan said: "I saw it. Countless Americans think my behavior is ridiculous. But what do you think? I just said that I want to sing "My Sun" and I don't want to accept an interview. I want to perform directly on stage. Is this ridiculous?"

The supermarket owner said, "So many people think it is ridiculous, so it should be ridiculous. Mr. Wang Huan, we have no way to come out to make a living. You are good at home, rich and powerful, why do you want to come out? You don’t understand America, go back, go back."

Wang Huan said, "Do you think I am ashamed of you?"

The supermarket owner smiled and said, "I didn't say that."

…………

Making fun is making fun.

But this gimmick was at least successful.

Countless Americans are looking forward to Wang Huan's performance in "America's Got Talent".

Because compared to outstanding performances, they also look forward to ugly performances.

In another world, "American Idol" once had a Chinese youth who was famous and named Kong Qingxiang.

It's not because I sing well, but because I sing badly, which is simply unbearable.

This is what countless Americans expect from Wang Huan.

Give an unsightly performance, and then make a big hit in an ugly manner.

The Chinese Chamber of Commerce has been calling Wang Huan more than once.

Persuaded him to give up his performance on the stage and return to China.

This is the power of public opinion.

Because almost all public opinion has portrayed Wang Huan as a farce.

They all felt that he was going to perform a song on the stage, extremely embarrassing, extremely ugly, extremely vulgar "My Sun".

You, a Chinese athlete who doesn't understand English, still want to sing an original opera?

Do you know what opera is?

"With this kind of stuff, how many Olympic champions have you won? If he didn't inject doping, would you believe it?" Russell, who has been ruined, said in an interview with the TV station.

To be honest, what does this have to do with Olympic champions?

Russell continued: "Obviously, this mysterious stimulant ruined Wang Huan's brain, and that's why he showed this neurotic performance."

"Next Tuesday, I will definitely lock NBC, and I will definitely see what a catastrophic performance Wang Huan will put on."

Next, the second person wrote on his blog: "Next Tuesday, lock on NBC TV and watch a catastrophic show."

"Next Tuesday, lock on NBC TV and watch a catastrophic show."

Information in the United States is very developed, especially online information.

Anything can become a trend, so pop-up events and the like appear here very early.

So this sentence soon became a short-lived trend.

Countless celebrities and celebrities have written blogs one after another.

"Next Tuesday, I will simply watch a catastrophic show on NBC TV."

Finally, even the host of NBC TV station, after the news was broadcast, also inserted a sentence: Next Tuesday, lock NBC TV station and watch a catastrophic performance.

………

In this kind of public opinion, more and more people are paying attention to "America's Got Talent" next Tuesday.

NBC TV was overjoyed. Under their promotion, it really set off a trend of public opinion.

Countless Americans are waiting for Wang Huan's foolish performance.

In this way, the ratings of "America's Got Talent" next week will likely surpass that of Fox's "American Idol".

Coming next Tuesday!

The much-anticipated "America's Got Talent" has begun.

The host said: "I don't know what happened. Why is the audience today's eyes so strange, and they frequently look behind me. Is there a ghost behind me?"

"Or is there any difference in today's show?"

Then, the host seriously said: "This Tuesday, lock on NBC and watch a catastrophic show. I wrote the same on my blog, but can I ask, what is a catastrophic show? Where is it? "

"Okay, okay, okay, I think you are already impatient to wait, now I invite the first expert to play."

The American's Got Talent is also called the Cruel One Ding.

The three judges can shoot the bell at any time, stop the performance, a huge sound effect will appear on the stage, and then hit a big cross.

When the three crosses appear, the person on the stage will immediately stop the performance.

The first expert is on the field.

This is a dance performance.

Robot dance.

The performance was very wonderful, very, very like a robot.

However, after only half a minute of acting.

"Ding!" The first judge pressed the electronic bell.

Then came the second and the third.

This robot dancer is directly eliminated.

"The performance is very good, but there are too many, I have watched too much, no surprises."

"Too many people perform, too many people will, then it is not a unique skill."

Then, the second player enters the field.

This is a talk show actor.

His performance is very exaggerated and full of passion, as in the American Got Talent show, passion is more important than normal performance.

It is best if the acting is not amazing and endless.

However, it was less than a minute after the performance.

The judges photographed the electronic bell again.

The second, the third.

The three judges all rang the electronic bells and went straight out.

"Did you perform on stage after taking drugs?"

"Too clumsy, I think your talk show is not interesting at all, but you desperately want to open my mouth and make me laugh."

In this way, the few players who played in front were all eliminated quickly.

But the effect of the program is very, very good.

Because the American Got Talent not only watched the performances of the actors, but also the performances and comments of the judges.

Especially seeing a lot of actors cruelly out of the game and being spit out by the judges, this is the fun and interesting place.

Moreover, the three judges understand the audience's psychology very well.

Everyone wants to see Chinese athlete Wang Huan play.

Recently, this name has been really fired.

Countless people are eager for his catastrophic performance and want to see him embarrassed.

So before he came out, let a few players on the field, and constantly eliminated.

Only in this way can we pave the way for the atmosphere.

Finally in this atmosphere, the audience in front of the TV was impatient.

What about that Chinese?

Why haven't you played yet?

Hurry up, hurry up, we want to watch the disaster-level performance of that Chinese Wang Huan.

The three judges have also discussed it.

They will not slap the bell to stop.

Once Wang Huan sang his original red song, the three judges were so painful, as if they were caught out by Lei, and listened to it with their heads in their hands.

After listening, and showing a dying expression.

In short, it is to carry out this catastrophic performance to the end.

Finally, the host said: "Next, please invite Wang Huan from ancient China for the Games."

However, it was not Wang Huan who came up first, but a Chinese youth.

"Are you Wang Huan?" the host asked.

"I am not, I am an interpreter." The Chinese youth said.

The host said: "What about Wang Huan?"

The Chinese youth said: "He is still in the background."

The host said: "Why didn't he come on stage?"

The Chinese youth said: "Because he doesn't understand English, I don't know you are calling him on stage?"

The host said: "What should I do?"

The Chinese youth was expressionless, and said loudly in Chinese: "Now I invite Chinese athlete Wang Huan to perform on stage."

The whole audience burst into laughter.

Soon, Wang Huan in a tuxedo stepped onto the stage meticulously.

Among all the performers, he is dressed most decently and wears a bow tie.

The host said: "Mr. Wang Huan, are you going to attend your own wedding?"

There is no translation for the Chinese youth.

Wang Huan turned a deaf ear.

The host said: "Mr. Wang Huan, what program do you want to show?"

Translator for Chinese youth.

Wang Huan said in Chinese: "Opera, "My Sun"."

The host asked: "If I remember correctly, you are an athlete? When did you start learning opera?"

Chinese youth translator, Wang Huan still said in Chinese: "I started learning after the Olympics, and it has probably been a few months."

"Wow..." The host wrinkled his face and said, "Opera? Have you studied for a few months? Which teacher did you learn from?"

Wang Huan said, "I was listening to the tape at home and taught myself."

"Wow, wow..." The host can't stand it anymore. An athlete who listens to tapes at home for a few months of self-study, is going to perform an opera? This world is really crazy.

The host asked again: "I heard that you are going to challenge the world's number one tenor, Pavaroni, the king of Broadway, right?"

Wang Huan said: "Yes."

The host’s expression was already a little bit painful, saying: "You have been studying opera at home for a few months, and you are going to challenge the world's number one tenor? Are Chinese people so blind?

Then, the host said: "Mr. Wang Huan, I heard that you are still an original song?"

Wang Huan said: "At least before this, this world didn't have this song yet?"

The host said again: "You don't know English, so you still have original opera tracks?"

Wang Huan said, "Why not?"

Now the performance hasn't started, everyone is already creepy.

Now everyone knows that there will really be a catastrophic performance next.

But everyone wants to know the extent of the disaster.

How unbearable will it be? How unbearable is it?

And most of the TVs in Chinatown are broadcast on NBC TV, so I can’t bear to watch it.

But there are still some people who can't help but open it.

"Turn off the TV, turn off the TV, and watch the Chinese lose face, is that interesting?"

On the stage, the host said: "Audience friends, are you ready? Three judges, are you ready?"

The Big Three judges of American Got Talent also showed exaggerated expressions.

The first judge first covered his ears, took a deep breath, and then twisted his neck.

In short, warm up first.

It seemed that this was the only way to sustain Wang Huan's next performance.

"Take a deep breath, take a deep breath, take a deep breath..." The first judge took a few deep breaths.

Then, said: "I'm ready, Mr. Wang Huan, please start your performance."

Wang Huan took out a dubbing coil from his pocket and said, "This is a dubbing."

The host was taken aback, and said: "There is also a dubbing? And you just brought it out now?"

This is more in line with the expectations of disaster performances.

Countless American audiences shrank on the sofa, clasped their heads, gritted their teeth, and prepared for the unbearable performance.

The accompaniment sound sounded.

Wang Huan closed his eyes slightly.

Suddenly, countless viewers were slightly taken aback.

This accompaniment is excellent!

After a short accompaniment.

Wang Huan's singing began.

How brilliant that brilliant sun

How clear the sky is after the storm

The fresh air is refreshing

How brilliant that brilliant sun

Ah your eyes are shining

As if the sun is brilliant

The eyes are shining.

Yes, he sang the most classic song "My Sun" from another world.

And the Chinese version is still sung.

After singing the Chinese version.

He sang the Napoli version again.

The classic degree of this piece is completely unnecessary.

In another world, such widespread folk songs are extremely rare.

It is definitely a world-class classic.

Wang Huan used genetic technology to transform his voice in the Tower of Doomsday.

And let Wen Mingxing fully engrave the opera singing skills and rhythm in his mind.

Next, there will be future technologies that will transform the acoustic force field.

so…

His voice is unparalleled.

The penetrating power of his voice is unparalleled.

The power of his voice is unparalleled.

Plus such a world classic track.

so…

This stage effect.

The effect of this performance.

Absolutely dominant.

The audience, as well as the audience in front of the TV, were already mentally prepared for a catastrophic performance that was unsightly and unbearable.

Get ready for a song that is extremely rubbish.

After all, this is an athlete who has been studying at home for several months.

The original expectations have been reduced to a minimum.

If the perfect score is 100 points, their expected value is negative 20 points.

And now...

Wang Huan's singing, coupled with the world's classic repertoire, directly soared to a positive 120 points.

so…

Wang Huan just sang a few lines.

In an instant, the audience was silent.

Everyone was completely stunned.

The three judges were shocked.

The host was stunned.

The audience in the audience was completely shocked.

The countless viewers in front of the TV were also completely shocked.

It didn't react completely at once.

As if I couldn't believe my eyes at all, I couldn't believe my ears.

……………

Note: The first shift is sent, I will lie down for a while, and then write the second shift, striving to be earlier than before.

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