My Bei Hai Zoo

Trace the smell left to the money.

The flat-headed brother walked across the zoo, swinging his short legs all the way.

Killed straight in the direction of the office.

during this process.

Naturally, I met many tourists, but fortunately, Brother Flathead ignored them.

"African honey badger, how come out?"

"Haha, this is my big flathead brother!"

"It must be a jailbreak! This guy is a little jailbreaker."

Seeing this, tourists are excited!

Quickly took out the phone and started shooting afterwards.

All turned into a passerby party.

...

Look at the other side.

Xiang Qian ran back to the office quickly, his eyes turned to the black box with the anesthesia gun.

Considered a little bit.

Finally, he shook his head to Qian:

"No way."

There are tourists in the park now.

For safety reasons, do not use an anesthesia gun.

not to mention…

Brother Flathead has successfully escaped from prison.

Now it must have attracted the attention of many tourists.

Ever since.

Xiang Qian quickly came to the warehouse on the first floor and quickly found the protective gear used to train the ostrich last time.

Put on protective clothing...

Put on one-piece plastic boots...

Wear stab-resistant gloves, helmets...

Armed to the teeth!

As for the riot shield...

Shouldn't be needed.

After fully armed to Qian, I finally felt safe.

that's it.

Wrap yourself to the same money as the ‘astronaut’.

Then he turned and walked out of the management office.

Come outside.

Xiang Qian began to wait where he was, and at the same time he meditated on the Peace Sutra in his heart.

He believes that Brother Flathead will come to him.

really…

Huh! ~

After a while.

The flat-headed brother ran with short legs, followed by a group of tourist brothers holding mobile phones to take pictures.

however…

See the heavily armed Xiang Qian.

Brother Flathead and the tourists collectively dumbfounded!

Who is this astronaut?

It was found that tourists were shooting videos.

Naturally stretched out his hand to Qian to face Brother Flathead, hooked his finger and smiled:

"Come on, **** me? If I run this time, it will be your grandson!"

Huh! ! ! !

The flat-headed brother roared, raised his little tail and rushed up.

Badgers can only go forward.

Never will…

Be a deserter!

But I saw that Brother Flathead rushed up to take a bite.

Do not dodge towards Qian.

Let this guy bite on the thick rubber boots.

Not only that.

"Bite, bite hard!"

He also offered encouragement to Qian and asked with a smile:

"Aren't you very tiger? Fuck me now?"

Huh! ! !

The flat-headed brother's lungs exploded, and he immediately jumped up and waved his claws.

It's a pity that Xiangqian has already activated injury immunity.

Thick armor can naturally protect him.

And at the moment.

The tourists who watched around also started to booze:

"Isn't this bullying Brother Flathead?"

"Although it is not a human being, you are a real dog!"

"Can there be a fair duel?"

...

Fair duel?

Rolling his eyes at Qian, the flathead brother has fangs and claws.

He doesn't!

At this time, Xiang Qian began to bend down and stretched out his hand to catch Brother Flathead.

Huh! ~

However, the slippery flat-headed brother quickly dodged and took a bite of the stab-resistant gloves.

"It's useless, I'm not afraid of you now."

Smiled to Qian.

Quite a bit, turning over the serfs to sing.

The problem is that it is too clumsy after putting on the armor, it is difficult to catch this guy.

It seems to be found...

I couldn't help but yelled at Qian, Brother Flathead immediately.

Huh! ~

Next second.

Brother Flathead rushed to a big tree on the side of the road, and then quickly climbed up.

What do you mean?

A little wondering to Qian, he reached out and tapped his helmet.

咚咚! ~

Looking at the flat-headed brother climbing the tree, Xiang Qian couldn't help but smile:

"Don't waste your time, your trick is useless!"

After all, the last time I escaped...

Brother Flathead has a trick to fall from the sky.

Now that you are prepared for money, there will be no effect.

at this time.

After Zhou Qian learned of the situation, she hurried to the scene.

Push away the crowd of passersby.

I saw Qian Xiangqian like an astronaut, and I caught a glimpse of Brother Flathead climbing on the tree.

Zhou Qian's face changed and she immediately reminded:

"No, it wants to commit suicide!"

suicide?

Staring at Qian, including the surrounding tourists were all stunned!

Can Brother Flathead commit suicide?

And Zhou Qian quickly added:

"African honey badger has self-harm behavior, especially when it is emotional, it can kill itself."

Saw Brother Flathead climbing up a tree more than ten meters high.

The expression on his face was unlovable.

Frightened to Qian, he quickly reached out and took off his helmet and shouted:

"Brother! Come down, don't commit suicide."

With that said, Xiang Qian quickly took off his protective clothing, but also anxiously:

"You better come down and **** me, don't commit suicide!"

At this moment, there are tourists shooting videos around.

Once the flat head brother commits suicide.

Their zoo may have negative news.

In other words.

If Brother Flathead jumps a tree to commit suicide.

As the head of the garden, Xiang Qian would definitely kneel on the spot and beg him not to die.

Huh! ~

But I saw the flat-headed brother who climbed to the canopy with an indifferent expression.

Jailbreak twice...

It found that it couldn't afford money.

That being the case.

What's the point of being alive?

If you can't get rid of it, you will commit suicide...

The world of Flathead has never retreated.

That's so strong!

Seeing Brother Flathead.

He was about to jump from a tree more than ten meters high and commit suicide.

Xiang Qian's legs suddenly softened and he knelt on the spot.

"Big brother! ~ Let's say something well, what do you mean by suicide?"

Immediately after...

He snorted to Qian and cried with tears:

"Is it easy for me to be a zookeeper? For whom do I wake up and greedy the dark? Not to support you..."

At this moment.

It is really sad for the listener, and tears for the listener.

The surrounding tourists also sympathized:

"What a miserable principal."

"The worst garden principal in history, there is no one!"

"Hey, who would let him run into Brother Flathead?"

...

Trying to squeeze out a few crocodile tears at Qian, he glanced at the canopy secretly.

really.

Brother Flathead finally did not commit suicide immediately, but watched him perform with interest.

Do you know regret now?

At this time, even Zhou Qian persuaded under the tree:

"Come down, don't be the head of the school."

however…

The flat-headed brother on the canopy was unmoved.

Seems determined to commit suicide...

Thanks to the world!

Seeing this, Xiang Qian could only cry out sadly:

"You committed suicide, so happy, what should I do? Who will do me in the future?"

Who will do you?

The surrounding tourists are collectively speechless, so you owe it to you.

Actually.

Xiang Qian is delaying time, he is racking his brains to find a way.

The reason why Flathead...

The repeated escapes were mostly because of loneliness.

After all, its hometown is in Africa.

over there.

Flathead brother can do it all the way, or steal honey with the cooperation of friends.

There is so much joy!

After all...

It's still the current "richness" work of the zoo, which is not in place.

Richness

Is a zoo term

It refers to the general term for adopting a series of measures to enrich the life interest of wild animals, meet the physiological and psychological needs of animals, and promote animals to show more natural behaviors under captive conditions.

Enrichment of environment, enrichment of props, enrichment of food

I'll talk about it later if I have a chance.

Of course!

The most important problem is that the flathead brother has no partner.

Xiang Qian seems to have made some determination.

In the next second, he quickly took out his mobile phone and logged into a certain animal audio material network in his favorites.

This site...

He browsed the other day and found many wild animal audios on it.

Well, it does.

Xiangqian spent money to register a VIP account.

Now quickly enter in the search bar:

[Search: Female Honey Badger]

The audio was found soon.

Click on the audio to play on Qian, and the phone surely sounded the female honey badger.

Humph! ~Humph! ~

Hear the sound.

The flat-headed brother on the canopy was stunned, like a ten thousand year single dog.

Suddenly heard the voice of Yu Jie.

Next...

In the case of tourists recording the whole journey.

Xiang Qian looked up at the flat-headed brother on the canopy and said:

"Don't commit suicide, I will definitely go to Africa... I will find you a wife to come back!"

Obviously, this is a promise.

Humph! ~

The female honey badger calls from the mobile phone.

Brother Flathead understands in seconds.

Seemingly moved, the flat-headed brother gradually calmed down, then opened his mouth and let out a roar.

Huh! ~

Although Xiang Qian did not understand.

But you can guess it too, so he swears:

"If I lie to you, now a thunder will kill me!"

Wow! ~

Brother Flathead nodded in satisfaction.

Then he quickly slipped down from the tree, and Zhou Qian hurried forward to hug him.

The entire zoo.

Only Zhou Qian, a veterinarian, can directly contact Brother Flathead.

Xiang Qian finally breathed a sigh of relief, and then stood up again.

"President, I will bring the honey badger back to the cage."

Zhou Qian hugged Brother Flathead and nodded naturally to Qian:

"Go ahead."

Huh! ~

Before leaving, Brother Flathead did not forget to open his mouth to send out a reminder.

"Don't worry, I'm talking about it."

Xiang Qian couldn't laugh or cry, and the surrounding tourists also helped:

"Yes! We are all witnesses."

"The whole video, the principal must not be shameless!"

"Haha, we must find a daughter-in-law for Brother Flathead."

...

I heard a lot of discussion from tourists.

Xiang Qian can only admit that he is unlucky, but he does have to go abroad for inspection in the future.

In grandpa's diary.

There is a classic saying...

[For the zoo to achieve long-term development, the director must go out of Beihai, go abroad, and go to the world! ]

simply put.

The principal who has been in the zoo is not a good principal!

Must be out of waves.

Do not…

It should be imported from abroad, more precious and precious wild animals.

...

"I will do it."

Xiang Qian said that he picked up the protective gear on the ground again, and was about to return to the office.

Unexpectedly, a tourist said excitedly:

"Man, this video is posted on the Internet, you must be popular!"

The words came out.

The rest of the tourists who had been videotaped all laughed.

"That's right! I thought about the title of'The Worst Zookeeper in History'!"

"No, no, it's the worst in history!"

"Hahaha, Brother Pingtou is so awesome that he threatened to commit suicide."

...

To Qian wanted to say something.

result…

The group of tourists dispersed as soon as they slipped.

Woj!

Xiang Qian's eyes twitched, and it seemed that he was about to become the worst zoo director in history.

No...

We must find a way to reverse the situation tonight.

Xiang Qian seems to have some idea, but he can't implement it until the evening.

Of course!

This time, he could reach a temporary settlement with Pingtou.

Xiang Qian is still very happy.

In a short time...

The guy with the flat head.

There should be no more moths.

...

[PS: This chapter has three thousand words, when the old sand codes, I suddenly diarrhea, and I ran to the toilet several times. Now my mental state is very bad, I will update it twice tomorrow, I really can't do it! 】