My Bei Hai Zoo

Chapter 82: Caesar Training Program

Everyone carried the iron cage.

Came to a separate indoor cage.

After all, Brother Gazi just arrived.

It still needs to be observed for a few days, and it is temporarily closed to tourists.

Cang Dang! ~

Uncle Kui opened the iron cage, and Gazi walked into the cage from the passage very consciously.

Ok…

It is indeed entered.

But I saw that Gazi, with a cigarette between his fingers, stood almost 1.7 meters tall.

Almost like humans.

The length of the limbs is somewhat different. For example, human legs are obviously longer than arms.

Chimpanzees are quite the opposite.

The arms should be longer than the legs.

And Gazi is wearing denim overalls and a satchel on his waist.

It's just like a person!

In fact.

Orangutans belong to the Homo subfamily.

[Full name: primate anthropoid subfamily gorilla genus great apes]

"Go in and observe."

Xiang Qian said that he walked into the room first, followed by the other four.

In the room...

The indoor floor in the tempered glass is very clean, and Ge Zige is sitting on the ground smoking a cigarette comfortably.

"The cigarette never leaves your hand."

Xiang Qian could not laugh or cry, Uncle Kui frowned:

"Smoke can stay, but the rest must be taken away. After all, animals are anthropomorphic and violate the natural behavior of the species."

"Yes."

Nodding to Qian in agreement, Zhou Qian also said:

"I want to experience it, including a blood test."

Heard this.

After thinking about Qian Qian for a few seconds, he said:

"Try the seduction method."

"it is good."

Zhou Qian nodded and then took out a bunch of bananas prepared earlier.

Go to the iron door on the side.

Through the railing...

Zhou Qian broke a banana and asked with a smile:

"Do you want to eat bananas?"

After speaking, he reached out and patted the railing.

Can result...

Nourish! ~

Gazi brother smoked a cigarette happily, and didn't pay attention to Zhou Qian at all.

"This method won't work."

Shaking his head to Qian, then smiled:

"I will try to see if it can attract its attention."

"Wow, the principal is going to make a move!"

Tong Jiayu said with a look of expectation, and Li Yu was also very excited.

But I saw that, toward the railing where Qian came, he squatted down, jumping on the spot, waving his hands left and right.

Not only imitating the actions of chimpanzees.

To Qian Huan opened his mouth and made a sound:

"Whirring whirring…"

puff! ~

Zhou Qian and others laughed, and this really attracted the attention of Ge Zige.

See Xiang Qian's performance.

Gazi, who was holding a cigarette, directly raised his hands and applauded.

Happiness! ~

He nodded while applauding.

"Fuck, is this guy fine?"

Staring at Qian, Zhou Qian covered her mouth and smiled:

"President, the IQ of adult chimpanzees is comparable to that of 5-year-old children. Even smart chimpanzees can reach the intelligence of human beings at 10 years old. They have strong discrimination and calculation power. They are not stupid at all...

simply put.

Chimpanzees are 99% genetically similar to humans.

In terms of intelligence.

Chimpanzees generally have an IQ of 70.

The average human IQ is generally 100, and chimpanzees are mildly mentally retarded compared to humans.

Physically.

In addition to the length of limbs opposite to humans, chimpanzees are much stronger than humans.

Especially the upper limbs...

The upper body strength of a chimpanzee is five times that of an adult man.

Of course!

In terms of endurance, humans are still much better than chimpanzees.

"What should we do now?"

Tong Jiayu asked, and naturally frowned at Qian.

chimpanzee

There are two varieties.

They are chimpanzees and bonobos, although they are the smallest species in the orangutan family.

But the power is really strong.

Xiang Qian and the others dared not enter the cage, after all, Brother Gazi threw a punch casually.

Its power...

To far exceed the lethality of professional boxers.

no way.

To Qian can only speak:

"Uncle Kui, go get the anesthesia blowpipe and use chemical Baoding."

"it is good."

Li Kui nodded in agreement, then turned and left to fetch things.

Baoding

Zoo term

It refers to the method of making animals incapacitated by chemical drugs and physical methods, or temporarily restricting their free activities in order to contact animals for inspection and operation.

In the face of large animals.

Especially when it comes to beasts, it is often necessary to adopt different methods to Baoding.

otherwise…

Animals suddenly resisted fiercely, which would definitely cause unnecessary trouble.

As for the anesthesia blowpipe?

In addition to the anesthesia gun, it is one of the existing Baoding tools in the zoo.

After Uncle Kui left.

Nourish! ~

Gazi shook his head and smoked.

The two large gold chains shook around his neck.

The corner of Qian's eyes twitched, and he couldn't help but say:

"The orangutan should have a son of an orangutan."

Other things are fine.

Only the cigarette is definitely not taken away immediately, it will cause Gazi's strong resistance.

After all, Xiang Qian had also smoked before.

He needs smoking cessation stickers to help him quit smoking.

Let alone chimps!

A strong withdrawal reaction is bound to cause trouble.

Only take it slowly.

After thinking about it to Qian, he asked:

"This guy has to quit smoking, what can you do?"

"This one…"

Li Yu shook his head and said:

"I don't smoke."

Seeing this, Tong Jiayu came up with an idea:

"Could this chimpanzee reduce dependence on smoking through other recreational activities?"

Looking at Qian, Zhou Qian nodded and said:

"This method is fine, but it is very difficult."

"Try it."

Smiled to Qian, and immediately took out the official shaking phone outside the railing in front of Gazi.

The vibrato was played on the scene!

[The stars are shining tonight, my heart is full of love]

[Want to suffer from love and be your little princess]

Turning on Douyin is the video of FireWire Girl.

really…

Gazi brother was attracted by the sound and came to the cage with curiosity.

"How about it, interested?"

Asked Qian with a smile, but Ge Ge quickly reached out from the gap in the railing.

brush! ! !

Lightning grabbed the phone.

"Fuck?"

Xiang Qian was scared and backed away.

Gazi brother, in front of everyone, started to watch the video on the spot.

"Do you still use Douyin?"

Xiang Qian looked dumbfounded, Zhou Qian and others were equally shocked.

have to say.

They seriously underestimated Brother Gazi.

Huhu! ~

But when I saw that, Ge Gazi pinched out the cigarette **** and had a lot of fun with the stolen mobile phone.

"Brother, return the phone to me?"

Pleaded bitterly to Qian.

Gazi raised his head and flipped his lips, making a face directly.

what! ~

I won't return it to you.

Fortunately, at this moment, Uncle Kui finally came back with a metal tube.

Saw the chimpanzee playing on the phone.

Li Kui frowned and said:

"Whose phone was stolen?"

"Mine." Xiang Qian couldn't laugh or cry.

Li Kui naturally did not dare to blame the principal, and then handed out a blowpipe and smiled:

"President, are you here?"

"I don't know whether it's positive or negative, let's go to Uncle Kui."

Shaking his head to Qian.

Seeing this, Uncle Kui immediately picked up the blowpipe and aimed at Ge Gazi from the railing.

Suck! ~

But seeing it, Li Kui took a deep breath, puffed his cheeks and blew.

call out…

Well, there is actually no sound.

An anesthetic injection hit Gazi's shoulder.

Haha! ~

Gazi screamed and dropped the phone, and hurriedly pulled out the injection from his shoulder.

What is this stuff?

Saw the phone dropped to the ground.

Xiang Qian looked distressed, while Zhou Qian smiled:

"Wait three minutes, the effect of the medicine will begin immediately."

The next three minutes.

Gazi ran around in the cage, which speeded up the blood circulation.

After a while.

Gazi lay on the ground and gradually closed his eyes and fell asleep.

"Open the door."

Uncle Kui said, Zhou Qian immediately took out the key to open the iron door.

squeak! ~

However, Li Kui entered the cage first.

Observed two eyes, then nodded and said:

"Baoding is successful, all come in."

Everyone entered the cage and checked with Qian picking up their phones.

Fortunately, it was not broken.

Xiang Qian looked at the unconscious Gazi and said:

"Take everything from it, um, leave the smoke and lighter."

that's it.

Sunglasses, big gold chain, denim overalls, portable audio.

Including the satchel.

Xiang Qian and others took them away, leaving only two things.

An ordinary red lighter

A soft Chinese cigarette

Before

I asked Qian about the director Hao, the soft China was a gift from Jiangzhou Zoo.

most…

Just to send away this **** of plague.

Actually.

Brother Gazi doesn't pick cigarettes, he can smoke basically any brand.

But the addiction is great!

One pack a day is not enough to smoke, this guy also asks tourists for cigarettes.

Xiangqian feels a headache.

...

Take away some items.

As a veterinarian, Zhou Qian also began physical examinations and blood draws.

Li Yu and two...

Naturally learn and observe on the sidelines.

Fifteen minutes later.

All five of them quit, Zhou Qian glanced at the phone time and said:

"It will wake up in ten minutes."

Hearing this, he said to Qian:

"Uncle Kui go ahead."

"Okay, use the walkie-talkie to call me if you have something."

Li Kui nodded, and then left the room.

After all, tickets are free today, and there are more and more tourists in the park.

The administrator must stare.

...

ten minutes later.

Gazi brother shook his head and woke up, and found that all his belongings were gone.

Haha! ! !

In the next second, the chimpanzee became angry.

Okay...

Pointing at the corner of the wall to Qian, said:

"The smoke and the lighter are left for you!"

Huhu! ~

Gazi saw the cigarette and lighter, and finally calmed down.

As long as the smoke is still...

We are friends.

...

Click! ~

But I saw that Ge Zige lit a cigarette with a lighter and smoked happily.

Sighed to Qian, then shook his head:

"Since you come to our Beihai Zoo, you should say goodbye to the past. From now on..."

Under the gaze of Zhou Qian and others.

He raised his hands to Qian to show his heart:

"You! It's my little gorilla, hanging in the sky to shine!"

puff! ~

The three of Zhou Qian laughed.

"Well, no kidding."

Smiled to Qian, then looked at Gazi seriously and said:

"The name Gazi is too ugly. From now on, you will be called...Caesar!"

Caesar?

Li Yu and others' eyes brightened, and Tong Jiayu was even more excited:

"Wow! ~ The protagonist of the chimpanzee in the movie "Rise of the Apes"?"

"Yes."

He smiled and nodded to Qian, then looked at the smoking Gazi and said:

"I hope you can quit cigarettes and become the Caesar in our minds."

Yes...

From the day when the exchange contract was finalized with Director Hao.

Xiangqian has a Caesar training plan in his heart.

In his opinion.

The clever Gazi definitely has the potential to become Caesar.

That's the real Daming Ape!

"It was such a happy decision."

Smiled to Qian, then left food and said:

"Let's go, let's go out."

"Caesar! See you tomorrow."

Tong Jiayu waved her small hand, and everyone left the cage.

After the four left.

Gazi, holding a cigarette in one hand, fished the back of his head with his thumb.

have to say.

This action is very nasty.

Gazi, who was vomiting a cloud, had a trace of confusion in his eyes.

Caesar...

Is it great?

...

[PS: This chapter is more than 3,000 words, and Lao Sha is in the process of depositing it]

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