My Daoist Life

    "Fat, you see, there is a Wild Boar in the Water Pool!"I said loudly at Water Tan.

    ShucksHuang Shulang quickly ran over to reach out to Water Pool.

    I quickly kicked Huang Shulang's ass.

    Huang Shulang crashed like a pig.

    "Deception, Master! Ahh!

    "Bang!"

    Water splashes old heights. I don't have to worry about Huang Shulang drowning. It would be rare for the country to be waterless after 90. There is a river not far from the village of Bajiao, and it is rare for the men and women in the village to be waterless. Huang Shulang also said that he went to the large size river and hid behind the reef to watch the village's wife take a bath.

    The water of Water Pool is not shallow, and it is more than ten feet deep. Huang Shulang falls into Water and it floats after a while.

    Huang Shulang took a sip of water and moaned. "Master, Master, you just don't want to teach me martial arts, or clean up the portal." I know you are very rare. Teacher Lin was a woman. I didn't peek at Teacher Lin. ”

    This Bastard! I took a big rock and broke it. Earth on Earth, two meters away from Huang Shulang, weighed Earth on Water, as if it was a bomb. Water splashed high. Huang Shulang was shocked and quickly swam quickly to Water Pool.

    I would have liked to jump down, but I fell in water and I was afraid that it would be so wet like Huang Shulang. There are many snacks in the bag. New flashlights have not been used. It's just that I'm afraid it's watering.

    I can use the Origin Qi Wind symbol to push the coffin open. Can I send it with the Origin Qi Wind symbol?

    Thought of this, I immediately condensed an Origin Qi Wind symbol. Having rested here for a long time, I have recovered a little from Origin Qi. Just can condense an Origin Qi Wind symbol. I picked up the Black Bean and moved my thoughts. The Origin Qi Wind symbol was immediately turned into a mini-rotating Wind. I wrapped it up and my body immediately felt like I was flying!

    The most important thing is that this wind seems to be able to pass my mind, slowly dragging me from under the waterfall, and then slowly Earth over the Water Pool, and then slowly fall. When I just fell to Earth, my Origin Qi was depleted. Wind immediately lost control and turned Wind into the woods. And I and the Black Bean immediately fell from the air. Earth was heavily pressed on Huang Shulang who just climbed ashore.

    Huang Shulang just climbed ashore and gasped on the shore with Earth. He was so pressured by me that he almost did not break his breath.

    "Ghost!"Huang Shulang naturally did not think I would come down in this domineering manner and was scared to death.

    I did not sit still, and I turned over to Earth. The Black Bean in my hand rolled all the way and gave a few bangs. I was extremely dissatisfied with me.

    "What is the ghost? Hurry up, Heaven is late. We must hurry back. Black Bean, you call Old Yellow and we go back. ”I told the Black Bean that Black Bean ran away.

    Huang Shulang stared at the black Bean who had run around and could not be envious.

    "Master, when I am silly, just give me such a dog."Huang Shulang got up, took off his clothes, wrung out the water, and finally put on the inside, his underwear was in his hands, and the skin on his body was extremely white, like a pig who was walking upright.

    "No problem, you are a little better. I might think about it."I thought about it.

    "Master, what cheats have we found this time? How do I practice martial arts when I look back?"Huang Shulang said again.

    That is the question. My Tao would not be able to teach this beechwood head. I haven’t figured it out yet. How can I teach Huang Shulang? However, I remembered the five-stroke boxing. Since it is too difficult to shape the five-stroke boxing, I can go to Huang Shulang to teach me a less difficult task.

    "Don't worry, you have a way for the division."The tone of my scholar's TV said.

    Huang Shulang was quite helpful, nodded, and repulsive: "Looking back, I went to our house and cut a pound of pigmeat to Master's house."

    Nima, I can't wait to lift my feet to kick Huang Shulang back to the Water Pool. My peerless martial arts only cures a pound of pig's head meat? Why do you have to use a pig's head?

    Before returning to their yard, Teacher Lin welcomed it. “Huang Jingyang, what mushroom do you pick?”

    Agaricus campestris This important issue was forgotten.

    "Stop talking!" Huang Shulang The Damned Fatty was carrying a scorpion. As a result, he rolled into the Water Pool and all the mushrooms fell on the Water Pool. ”I was a little worried when I saw Teacher Lin. Confused children are like this.

    Teacher Lin smiled: "Huang Jingyang, you forgot when you lie, always looking around?"

    I knew that I knew I could not deceive this shrewd and beautiful woman. Can only pull his head, install honest.

    "Huang Jingyang, hurry to close your tricks. Otherwise, I would eat bamboo shoots and pork for you today. ”Teacher Lin threatened.

    The wise woman learns things too fast, and even our specialty bamboo shoots and flesh are learned. This bamboo shoot fried pork is not a bamboo shoot. The children in the village made mistakes. What parents like to do most is to use bamboo branches to teach. After the bamboo leaves fall out of the leaves, they may be used to make brooms and can also be used to teach children. Thin branches, very painful on the body, but it will not hurt the bones, it will not break the skin. Do not worry about sequelae. And the materials are cheap and everywhere. The children in the village grew up eating bamboo shoots and pork.

    "Teacher Lin, bamboo shoots are now bamboo. Where can I eat? ”I said with a laugh.

    "Heng!" It seems that someone is not seeing the coffin without tears. You say you go out to play and go out to play. You also lie to me to collect mushrooms. The most hated is that you originally promised to bring me. You actually left me behind. It's not alright to see that I don't pack up for you today with Heaven. ”Teacher Lin brought me up.

    I Huang Jingyang actually was lifted by a woman. Does the child have no human rights?

    My heart was horizontal and I was righteous, Earth shouted: "Grandpa, help!"

    The world of adult is not something that a Dao Cultivation's children can understand. Grandpa, who has always treated me as a disaster, actually helped: “Teacher Lin, don’t use your hands to beat. The children of our farm are thick and hurt your hands. I placed a bamboo stick behind the door. Keen Earth hit. ”

    Right. I finally understood that I came back.

    Suddenly felt ass cold, Teacher Lin actually took off my pants, and the men could not kill it. If I saw she was a woman, I would not be polite to her. But don't think she's a woman. I can't help.

    I turned and saw Teacher Lin raise the bamboo bar and immediately screamed.

    "Oh my mother. Pain like hell

    Teacher Lin smiled: "Huang Jingyang, call early." My stick hasn't fallen yet. ”

    When I was stupid, the stick fell, and I called and shouted.

    Clap

    "Oh my mother. Teacher Lin, do you really fight? ”This time it really hurts. It seems that I really offended her this time.

    "You thought I was doing it? Huang Jingyang, you told me honestly, where is Heaven today? I listened to the owner of the Commissary saying that you bought a torch in front of Heaven and bought cookies. You go out with Heaven today, and the Moon goes off before it starts. Take the flashlight? You have so much dirt and moss. You always say, where exactly are you going? ”Not to say that the hair is short-term insight? Is a hair beauty so smart with Heaven?

    How can I put in front of a woman?

    "I went to take a bath in Water Tan. There is a stone cave over Water Dam. I heard that there is fish inside. I took a flashlight. ”

    Clap

    The butt was hit again, and the Fire was hot. I had a heartfelt greeting with the ancestors of the family who invented the bamboo beating.

    "Still dare to deceive people. Don't you say, do you think Huang Shulang dare not say it? I say Heaven and Huang Shulang's parents say this today, and when you two come back, we will immediately review. Wait for the Huang Shulang to confess, you'll have to beat twice. ”

    Teacher Lin gave me no way out. I am silent.

    "I know you are going to the peak of Ba Jiao Mountain! Just want to hear you honestly. How does Heaven want you to have a lesson today? ”Teacher Lin again took Earth a few times on me.

    I don't call it. Because I heard Teacher Lin's voice trembling. I turned and saw Teacher Lin's eyes red. She is worried about me. Although I am still young, I can feel the warmth of concern.

    Teacher Lin lost his bamboo strips and pulled my pants up: “Huang Jingyang, I tell you, I'll dare to go to the peak of Ba Jiao Mountain in the future and I will interrupt your legs.”

    After this time, I didn't want to venture there again.

    "Teacher Lin, I promise not to go."I squatted my head and honestly squatted on Teacher Lin's lap. I actually fell asleep on a woman's lap. Today Heaven is thrilling and tired. Although there was some fire pain in the buttocks, he was able to sleep sweetly.

    When he woke up, it was already evening. Grandpa kept the dish hot in the rice cooker and was still hot when he was eating.

    “You kid, Teacher Lin went to the canteen to buy something before he knew you had bought a flashlight there. I guess you might go to the peak of Ba Jiao Mountain. How dangerous is it that you don't know? Many people from the archaeological team did not live out. You are fat with fat people. If you can't get out, what should you do? ”Grandpa let it go. Earth smokes and hasn't spoken for a long time.

    I didn't talk to Grandpa and Teacher Lin about the hole. They didn't ask. This thing just passed. Since then, I have become more clever. Looks like a normal child.

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