My doppelganger drama

It seemed as if the scenery outside the car was gradually becoming strange and he began to feel restless.

I'm afraid we're about to go to the execution ground!

[The anchor woke people up and fought with them! 】

【Still waiting? Waiting to die! 】

[Why are the three eldest brothers so stupid now? 】

[Anchor, don’t worry about logistics, just take action, release the fox, escape first! 】

The barrage kept reminding me.

It seems that he is also confused.

Finally, he gritted his teeth and made up his mind.

Ignore them and go on your own! Naturally, it's time for these three idiots to wake up after blowing up the car. It's also considered revenge for the torment they keep torturing me!

Humph, you forced me.

He muttered under his breath, slowly clenching his hands into fists.

The soldier sitting right in front of him noticed his movements and clenched the gun in his hand with both hands without leaving a trace.

It seemed that he was a little nervous after seeing this, but it was now time and there was no way out.

Come on! He leaned forward, clenched his hands in front of him, his face flushed, and his posture looked a bit like exerting force on the toilet.

…

There was a bit of silence in the air.

The soldiers in the car were nervous for a while, not daring to be careless. The soldier in front of them had his gun pointed at his face.

But nothing happens.

As if he was mentally ill, he put on a constipated posture and suddenly shouted, but nothing happened.

Magikarp's use of leap is louder than his.

The soldiers in front of him were also a little embarrassed.

I thought that the pretty guy in front of me realized something was wrong and was finally going to take action. He apologized softly and moved the gun away, looking out the window as if nothing happened.

[Anchor, what is the effect of your program now? 】

[It really made me laugh. The anchor is afraid that the atmosphere will be too tense now and wants to make everyone happy! 】

【Hahahahaha】

[No, that fox is so disobedient that you can’t even control its appearance? Is it that the fox is too powerful or that you, the anchor, are really useless! 】

[Is the gesture wrong? Do you want to make a seal and then shout Hang? 】

[I think it’s because the anchor didn’t untie the seal on his belly that he couldn’t call him a fox]

[Does the anchor have to feel the pain first and insert a black rod before calling out the fox?]

It seems very embarrassing.

Looking back now, he was surprised to find that every time the fox appeared, it really had nothing to do with him!

The shocking fact is that he seems to be just a fox pendant!

Somewhat disbelieving, he made several more gestures.

He tried everything that was said on the barrage, which looked very funny, but there was no movement at all.

Grass!

At this time, the car suddenly stopped.

It was as if the soldier in front of him had an erratic look in his eyes from the beginning, and gradually turned into a look of retardation in the process of his tossing. After the car arrived, he couldn't wait to get out of the car, for fear of being tainted with the aura of imbecility.

Get off the bus! he shouted before leaving.

Outside is a camp, with an open space surrounding it, and many soldiers approaching in the distance. It doesn't look like a gentle and safe place.

Knew it.

Just when they seemed lost, the three Wan Yi opened their eyes almost at the same time.

Hmm~, I slept so comfortably.

Yeah, sleeping is the same as not sleeping.

Are you there?

Okay, okay, I want to drink a cup of hot cocoa and relax.

You guys are finally awake! It's good now, it's already too late! he said as if he couldn't help it.

What did you say? Wan Yi asked in confusion.

It seemed that he quickly told these three people his analysis.

Wan Yi seemed to be a little disgusted when he heard it, and wiped the saliva that spattered on his body during his passionate explanation.

Oh, that's all I've been talking about for a long time. After listening, Wan Yi still looked unmotivated.

That's it! Look outside! It's full of guns and beasts. They are going to catch us now and torture us severely. After the torture, we will most likely die! Originally, there was a chance to run away on the road, but you fell asleep You have to be like a dead pig! He said as if he had collapsed.

Hey, come down here quickly! A shout came from outside.

Obviously the other party also stopped acting.

That's what you said. Who can help us lead the way if we run away halfway? We hate being left alive to lead the way. It's very troublesome. After hearing this, Wan Yi said a word, and the three of them turned around and got out of the car obediently.

He seemed stunned after hearing this.

【? ? ? 】

【What the hell? Did the three eldest brothers know this earlier? 】

【I’ll just say it! With the performance of these big logistics guys, there is no way they would make such a low-level mistake! 】

[In other words, they came here deliberately to cause big trouble? 】

[Why doesn’t the anchor know about this plan? Who is the anchor? 】

[Hey, don’t say that. The host was probably just pretending that he couldn’t call out the fox. He didn’t really want to call him out. He was just trying to play with the effect of the show on us! 】

[It’s a shame that I’m still so worried about the anchor, I’m so embarrassed]

[Forget it, forget it, just be fine]

[Is it possible that the anchor really can’t call the fox? 】

[Impossible, absolutely impossible (funny)]

I didn't have time to watch the barrage, so I seemed to get out of the car quickly.

The three Wanyi stood looking around casually. They were already surrounded.

An army officer stood not far away and said loudly: We don't want to embarrass you. As long as you cooperate, we will grant you legal citizenship of our country...

Stop talking nonsense, I want to drink hot cocoa. Wan Yi interrupted him before he finished speaking.

The officer frowned: You may not understand the situation yet. As illegal crossers, you will be arrested now...

No, there's no hot cocoa in such a big military camp? Wan Yi showed a puzzled expression.

The fist is hardened, the officer's fist is hardened.

Take it! he said directly.

It seems, do it. Wan Yi suddenly said.

Ah? It seems that I originally thought that I could adapt to the rhythm of this group of people after being together for so long, but now it seems that I am still far from it.

Didn't you just want to call me a fox as if you were defecating and constipated? Now call me a fox. Wan Yi, who was nearest to him, covered his mouth and laughed.

I bet you guys were really awake just watching him act stupid!

But before he had time to think too much, the surrounding beasts were about to come up, and the soldiers' hands were on the triggers.

Let’s do a more handsome pose this time.

He quickly flashed through the handsome gestures he remembered in his mind, and finally raised his hand subconsciously. His little and ring fingers were curled, his thumb was open, his index finger and middle finger were stretched out, and his index finger was straight and his middle finger was slightly bent.

The next moment, rainbow light bloomed from the back of his head.

Five dark red tails jumped out from behind and swept around.

Screams, gunshots, and the roar of the beast were heard all the time, but they were all blocked by the rainbow light and the spreading tail.

The officer acted immediately, but three Wan Yi touched him in front of him at some unknown moment. He acted quickly and reacted quickly, and fists and kicks were exchanged with one Wan Yi.

But in an instant, he was easily captured due to the huge gap. When the blade made of shadows touched his neck, he realized that he had failed.

I could think of something wrong with these stowaways, but I didn't expect it to be this big.

The dark red fox, which was about the same size as an armored vehicle, now had a fur color that was closer to black. A pair of colorful eyes looked greedily at the so much food around it.

Looking at the chaos around him, he seemed to keep his gestures and stand still.

In the middle of the chaos, yet seemingly unrelated to it.

His mind went blank.

Until it was all over, the fox used its tails to gather all the five beasts and humans above its head, opened its mouth, and swallowed them all with an exaggerated opening.

Now it can directly find a Wan Yi and put it into its stomach for compatibility, and then it can absorb what it just ate.

During this period, many Wan Yi touched its belly.

If you touch its belly, you sign a contract with it!

They are all prepared rations!

Thinking about it, the fox disappeared and seemed to slowly put down his hand, watching the three logistics officers Wan Yi grabbing the officer and drawing graffiti on his serious face.

Shi can be killed! Don't humiliate! What do you want? the officer shouted desperately.

Well, anyway, we want to take over your country first. Wan Yi, who was painting a turtle on his face, replied casually with a smile.

It seemed that he was not shocked when he heard this.

Maybe it's true.

No, it's most likely true. After all, they all came here directly to kill.

Our country will not surrender to you dirty villains!

There is no need for the country to surrender, as long as all your management surrenders. In short, contact everyone you can contact first. By the way, you are not necessary. From the moment you fall into our hands, the following The content has been determined like a script. Wan Yi said gently.

The officer was silent, and after hesitating for a long time, he said: I understand, please give me some time.

Wan Yi nodded with satisfaction.

I want some hot cocoa. At this moment, he spoke suddenly and suddenly.

The atmosphere was stagnant, and the eyes of the three Wan Yi and the officers were focused on him at the same time.

He seemed to shrug innocently: What's wrong? I want a cup of hot cocoa now, too, can't I?

Of course, remember it's for four people. Wan Yi was the first to show a meaningful smile, and then added to the officer.

The similar gesture is that of Leonardo da Vinci's Salvator Mundi (apologies to the rubbish author who doesn't know how to post pictures)