My double is steve

"I guess you are taking advantage of me, right?"

After pondering for a long time, Da Jiongyan seemed to have reacted, and said calmly: "I have received relevant information. As an S-class hero, you like to make such nasty jokes, and you were even banned by the Hero Association for this. The definition of a hero's name has become the root of all evil..."

"Snapped!"

Before he finished speaking, Fang Mo smiled and clasped his hands together, his flying eyeballs were smashed into pulp, and his juices exploded wildly, spraying everywhere around him.

The armored gorilla shrank in fear when he saw this.

He knew very well that Fang Mo hated people calling him by that name.

"You rushed everywhere." It's just that Xiao Yao is definitely not afraid of him, so he wiped a drop of blood from his face and said, "Be careful next time."

"Then you help me next time." Fang Mo heard the words and picked up a stalk casually.

"dream."

The little demon tilted his head directly.

However, soon, another eyeball-shaped monster flew down in mid-air, and it was obvious that Da Jiongyan still didn't give up communicating with them.

"As far as I know, it's not the time for the general attack set by the Heroes Association, is it?"

Da Jiongyan said: "So you violated the rules of the association without permission. Is this really what a hero should do? And the citizen who was killed in J City at that time was also turned into a weirdo by you. Bar?"

"Um?"

Hearing this, Venerable Vest looked at Fang Mo in surprise.

"Oh, you're talking about that guy." Fang Mo didn't care about this: "I'm sorry, I think that being able to do something like him is no longer a person."

"It seems that you are not a real hero either."

Da Jiongyan said: "Since you are unwilling to abide by the association's general attack time and show up here early... then there must be something hidden in this. Are you willing to talk to me?"

"Hey, actually I do have some personal matters."

Hearing this, Fang Mo also sighed suddenly and said, "It's okay to tell you, anyway, I will wipe out the Weird Association as well."

"Oh? Personal matter?"

When Da Jiongyan heard this, a light flashed in his eyes.

In his opinion, no matter whether he is a person or a weirdo, as long as he has desires, he will be manipulated, so he really wants to hear what the other person's private affairs are.

As for what the other party mentioned about annihilating the Weird Association...

To be honest, Da Jiongyan only found it a bit ridiculous. The big snake he created was a catastrophe that surpassed the dragon level. Even among all the weirdos, he is the top king. What's more, he also has a group of dragon-level weirdo cadres who want to eliminate them. The Odd Fellows' Association is a total fantasy.

"Actually..."

Under Da Jiongyan's expectant gaze, Fang Mo also spoke.

He suddenly pointed at the little demon next to him without warning, then spread his hands and said, "I'm mainly here to help my wife find pets..."

"……ha?"

Da Jiongyan was stunned when he heard it: "Looking for a pet? What does this mean?"

"Literally."

Fang Mo smiled and stretched out his arms, directly pulling the little demon into his arms. While rubbing her little head, he said: "Let me introduce to you, this is my lover... you can call her foster Ma'am, she lost a Dalmatians some time ago."

"Is there a possibility that..."

Xiaoyao was held in Fang Mo's arms and rubbed twice. A blue vein appeared clearly on her forehead. She squeezed out a few words through her teeth: "That guy's name is actually 'The Dalmatian that is too big.'" ?”

Speaking of the word big.

Xiaoyao also emphasized his tone obviously.

"Nonsense!" However, Fang Mo refuted directly after hearing the words: "Can I still not distinguish between the words Dahetai?"

"Only an idiot like you can't tell these two words apart, okay?"

The little demon broke away from Fang Mo's arms with all his strength: "That's obviously raising a dog that's too big, so why raise a wife... If you can't even distinguish between these two words, why don't you come out and embarrass yourself? You've already said it's a big dog. , is big, not too much! There is no middle point!"

"Can you tell the difference?" Fang Mo glanced at the little demon.

"nonsense!"

The little demon yelled immediately.

"Okay, then you will remember it for me in the future. It's big." Fang Mo suddenly leaned forward when he said this, and while tapping the little demon's belly slightly lower with his hand, he whispered: "This is for you. As I said, it’s big, not too... remember, there’s no middle point.”

"……ha?"

The little demon was stunned at first, but soon understood what Fang Mo was implying.

Then her eyes flickered a little, and she pursed her lips and muttered in a low voice: "You guy...are you too vindictive?"

"This is not about holding a grudge at all, okay?"

Fang Mo immediately covered his face: "Do you know how much psychological damage this causes to a man?"

"Dalmatians?"

It's just that Da Jiongyan on the other side didn't listen to the quarrel between the two people, but narrowed his eyes. He was still very sensitive to the word Dalmatian. After all, there was indeed a cadre of the Weird Association who was a dog, so he immediately Asked: "Is your Excellency talking about... Pochi?"

"Yes, yes, it's Pochi-chan."

When Fang Mo heard this, he immediately became excited and laughed like a villain: "Jie Jie Jie! Today I'm going to beat Pochi-chan to her knees...and then take her back and make her my dog!"

"?"

Da Jiong looked at Fang Mo with a confused look... Wasn't this Boqi just a dog?

However, among the people present, only Xiaoyao understood this pun, and held his forehead with a slight headache: "Come on, you can just harm me, at least let another social terror go. If you really like me, I will change." That's fine too."

"Hey, I was just joking."

Fang Mo smiled and waved his hand: "One thing like Fenmao is enough. Any more will only cause trouble for myself..."

Seeing Fang Mo's strange attitude, the main body deep underground frowned subconsciously. Sure enough, this kind of inexplicable guy is the most difficult to deal with. He is like a madman. He has no idea what he is thinking. something.

"Still, treat them as enemies."

After thinking about it, this guy subconsciously muttered to himself.

After deciding on the next countermeasure, Da Jiongyan was too lazy to continue talking to this guy, and directly planned to end the exchange: "Since you are looking for a dog, let's look for it... But I have to remind you, the Weird Association But it’s a place where anyone can come.”

"Um?"

When Fang Mo heard this, he also looked at the monster in the air happily: "Aren't you going to talk to me now?"

"I have other things to do."

Da Jiongyan said calmly: "If nothing happens, I will..."

"Hey, don't be so anxious." Fang Mo stopped him cheerfully: "Speaking of which, I left quite a lot of things at your association. In addition to the dog, there was also a ball of paper that I used after watching a short movie. , a security guard, a cat, my grandma’s dentures… plus the water my grandma used to soak her dentures.”

"..."

After hearing this, Da Jiongyan fell into silence.

It was obvious that the other party was looking for trouble. He thought about what the other party said and realized it. Each one corresponded to a cadre of the Weird Association.

After thinking about it, Da Jiongyan also decided to fight back: "You..."

However, the words have not yet been spoken.

Fang Mo suddenly added without warning.

"Oh, by the way." Fang Mo looked at the big eyes here with a smile, and said calmly: "I also lost a Xing slave, her name is Sikes."

"!?"

Hear the three words Sykes.

The bright pupils shrank to the size of a needle in an instant, and her body, which was far underground... sat up suddenly from the sofa.

"……who are you?"

This time, Da Jiongyan's tone obviously changed.

If she was a little perfunctory before, she is indeed a little surprised now. After all, her identity has been well hidden all along. Except for the weirdo King Orochi, no one knows that Da Jiongyan is a human being, but the other party Straightforwardly stated this point.

"It's been said that I am your master."

Fang Mo smiled and spread his hands: "Have you forgotten the wonderful time when you and Pochi ate from the same bowl?"

"You bastard..."

When Da Jiongyan heard this, he was really shocked and angry: "Damn it! Has that guy Fubuki discovered something? From now on, I have no choice but to deal with you here first..."

"Snapped!"

Just like before, Fang Mo clasped his hands together like swatting mosquitoes, and with a snap, his bright-eyed clone instantly exploded into a sky full of blood.

However, this time the big eyes... of course it could be Sykes, she was already serious, so more than a dozen eyeball-like clones flew out of the surrounding buildings in an instant, questioning Fang Mo non-stop.

"How on earth did you know this?"

"Is Fubuki here too?"

"What else did that guy tell you about me?"

"Damn it, she must have told Tatsumaki about this, right?"

Fang Mo didn't say anything, he just smiled and looked at the clone with eyes flying back and forth in the air like flies. After waiting for a long time, he slowly uttered two words in front of everyone.

"Anxious?"

"..."

More than a dozen eyes froze in mid-air, and then louder quarrels broke out.

"I'm not in a hurry!"

"Do you think I'm afraid of Fubuki!?"

"Don't say it's him, I don't even take the tornado seriously!"

"I know you S-class heroes are powerful! But so what? Our cadres are even stronger!"

"I single-handedly cultivated Lord Orochi. Lord Orochi is a symbol of invincibility. Even monsters as powerful as dragons are no match for him!"

Fang Mo still looked at the eyeball clones in the air with a smile on his face. It wasn't until they slowly stopped talking for a long time that he spoke again, but this time it was more serious than before, because he Just spit out a word.

"filial piety."

Fang Mo gave a thumbs up to these eyes.

"...?"

But this time Sykes was stunned. After all, she was just a character in the original work. Her thoughts were not as abstract and avant-garde as Fang Mo's, so she couldn't quite understand the meaning of the word.

Fortunately, the little demon next to me thought for a while and added another helpful sentence.

"The big snake is your father?"

"...!"

After saying this, Sykes must have understood. For a moment, she felt that her blood vessels were about to burst out of her head. She felt so angry that of course she had also encountered annoying people, but like Fang Mo. She has never encountered such a horrible thing.

At this moment, she even had the urge to order all the cadres to go out and kill the guy in front of her. No plan or hero association was as important as the life of the person in front of her.

Of course, her thinking so much obviously means one thing. To put it simply...

Sykes had broken the defense.

"I……"

Sikes opened her mouth to curse, but Fang Mo didn't give her a chance to speak this time. Instead, he snapped his fingers. In an instant, there was only a pop, and all the eyeball clones exploded in the air. , was crushed into minced meat by the gravitational field.

"Okay, BOSS is already pissed off by me."

After taking care of Sykes here, Fang Mo turned around and said to a few people with a smile on his face: "Let's just go down and do some last-ditch damage later."

"..."

Venerable Shit didn't know what to say, so he just raised his forehead.

But the others didn't say anything. The Pig God was originally dull and didn't like to talk, but Gu Yi, Xiao Yao, and some of the operators all knew what Fang Mo was like.

In short, a little arrangement.

Several people also chose an entrance and started to move separately.

Originally, Fang Mo was a little worried about the little demon, but seeing that the other party could now rub the laser with his hands, he felt a little more relieved.

Of course, those who should be warned still have to be warned.

For example, tell the other party that if they really can't beat them, they should go home quickly and leave the rest to you.

Anyway, after parting ways, Fang Mo also chose an entrance that looked more pleasing to the eye and walked in. However, one thing is that the area of ​​the headquarters of this weirdo association is indeed a bit exaggerated. It feels like an underground city, and it is not even on the first floor. , but the kind with countless layers criss-crossing and overlapping.

Even if there are weirdos in the Weird Association who are good at construction, it is definitely not something they can build in a short while. It is obvious that the master of this underground world is someone else.

That is, the underground man who was trampled to death by Saitama in the original work.

In fact, if you think about it carefully, the underground people may have been occupied by these dragon-level monsters and they couldn't defeat them, so they thought of occupying the above world.

As a result, the Underground King met the Bald Demon King as soon as he went out, and he had no choice but to die...

Out of helplessness, Fang Mo could only open Steve's small map view, and while observing the surrounding terrain, he kept an eye on the bioradar as he moved forward.

In fact, if Fang Mo only wants to fight the BOSS, then he can go all the way down to meet the Monster King. But the problem is that in addition to the boss, there are many other weird cadres here. Maybe he can fight him twice. What about unlocking a new mod?

But to be honest, the bio-radar on Steve's mini-map... doesn't work very well here.

According to the original work, tens of thousands of weirdos of different levels are densely gathered here, and here is an overlapping structure. A lot of weird Q-version avatars overlap. Although he knows that there are many weirdos nearby, to be honest, Fang Mo It's not clear what level they are on.

It's just that maybe Fang Mo's luck is really good.

He had only walked a little distance when he soon felt a vibration under his feet.

Glancing at the mini map, I could vaguely see a black avatar rushing towards me, and there were six light spots on the avatar, which looked a bit familiar.

"Um?"

Seeing this avatar, Fang Mo was obviously a little surprised. He might not be able to tell the difference to others, but he did recognize this dog. Yes, this is the 'overgrown Dalmatian' that Fang Mo just mentioned, that is, a weirdo. The executive of the association, Pochi.

Soon, there was a rumbling sound.

An unusually huge black shadow appeared in the distance of the passage, rushing toward him quickly.

After seeing Fang Mo, the monster suddenly braked hard on the ground with its two front paws and stopped about a hundred meters away from him.

"Oh, it really is this product."

Seeing the huge figure in front of him, Fang Mo felt quite excited.

Of course he recognized the identity of the person opposite him at a glance. Although it was a bit too big, it was obvious that this was a strange-looking dog. Even the fur on his body was a bit messy and he looked a little unusually irritable. He didn't know. Who messed with this guy.

At this moment, this guy seems to be observing himself, and he doesn't know what he is thinking.

"emmm..."

When Fang Mo saw this, he directly summoned his substitute Steve, cut into the inventory and took out a set of bones, intending to tame it first.

"Uh-huh-huh..."

While controlling Steve to get closer to him, Fang Mo made a sound to attract the dog with his mouth: "Come on, come on, Pochi, come and be my dog, I promise not to seal you into the sword..."

"?"

Pochi tilted his head when he saw this, as if he was thinking about something.

But in the next second, it seemed to react suddenly, let out a loud roar, and then opened its mouth and sprayed a light cannon towards Fang Mo.

"grass!"