My Inseparable House Guests

"It seems that some cats and bears on the mainland are pretending to be humans." At this time, friends also agreed with Zhou Guanting's statement.

However, he still feels that all cats and bears are pretending to be humans. It should be because the number of cats and bears has decreased year by year, so the mainland has found some people to pretend to be cats and bears to maintain the number of cats and bears in the zoo.

However, a few people couldn't help coming so much. When they returned to the hotel, they began to contact the media to sell their photos.

But unfortunately, after three days of busy work, although some media in the province contacted them, no one was willing to buy their photos.

After all, how do you push on the Internet and nonsense in variety shows? The past is over. If the media sends this matter as news, it is really brain-dead.

However, frustrated Zhou Guanting apparently did not give up the idea of ​​selling these photos, he contacted more media, and just when he was about to give up, a Hong Kong media found him.

"Guan Ting." After Zhou Guanting's friends passed the news with the Hong Kong media, he said to Zhou Guanting, "People said they would pay for these photos, but we need to send the photos to others to see."

"Then send a few pictures in the past." Although Zhou Guanting wanted to get the money before sending the photos, no one bought his photos for so many days, so he could only show the other party some sincerity.

However, just after Zhou Guanting posted a few photos, he found that the other party had never contacted him again, and the original contact information could not reach the other party.

Just when the two suspected they were being cheated, a post called Mainland Zoo Looking for Someone to Pretend to Be a Panda circulated on the Internet, and the photos used on the post were taken by the two of them.

"I was fooled." Zhou Guanting almost didn't get mad when he saw the post.

He thought that the other party was a real media, but he did not expect that the other party was not a Hong Kong media, but an ordinary person. After getting a few photos, he went to post by himself, and did not intend to ask them for the remaining photos.

In the Internet age, anything interesting will spread in a short time.

Although the post titled Finding a Panda in the Mainland Zoo was not good, it just happened to poke the laughs of many people, so many people reprinted this funny post.

Many people even started to hack themselves.

Netizen: People in Sichuan said that this thing is true. I went to Wolong to apply for the role of a giant panda, but I was too skinny to avoid it, and I was currently gaining weight at home.

Netizen: Like Sichuanese, someone at home plays a panda in the zoo. Although the salary is high, it is very hard. It is necessary to play bamboo for tourists anytime and anywhere.

Netizens: Although not from Sichuan, they are employees of our province zoo who play pandas. In addition to eating bamboo upstairs, they sometimes have to roll around, and occasionally go up to the tree to play cute. Come down.

Netizen: No wonder one day went to the Panda Pavilion and saw a billowing smoke hiding in the corner. I wonder why the panda has a cigarette addiction. It turned out to be a drug addict who played the role of a giant panda.

Netizen: The staff who play the pandas are career editors. I have a friend who does this, but once oversold it and planted it and broke his leg, so I am now a nurse. He said that baby pandas are generally not exhibited because they can't be played by others. When they are displayed, they use skinned mice. The bigger ones are dyed with pine lions and then loaded with pandas.

Last time he gave me a dyed Chow Chow, but on the way, he asked me to stop me. I had to steal their pet dog, but they were snatched by them. So far I remember being fat. The panda-colored Chow Chow will feel sad.

"It's all a mess." Zhou Guanting has also been browsing the news on the Internet for the past few days, but found that it should have been an event that revealed the truth of the matter, and it did not get everyone's attention.

Although it is bad to be fooled, it is even worse to be fooled!

So Zhou Guanting was not going to sell those photos for money, but he posted all the photos and videos taken online and wrote down his own experience.

But in order to convince others that it was true, he changed the location from the winery to a wild zoo somewhere.

With video, credibility improves a lot.

And after Zhou Guanting posted, when many people questioned, someone posted a photo he took at the Panda Pavilion of the Imperial Capital Zoo, and the panda in this photo was actually a video sent by Zhou Guanting. The photo above Giant pandas look almost identical!

According to the photographer's description, this giant panda was filmed when he was in the panda hall of the imperial zoo a few days ago.

The panda slept on the ground without moving. Because the giant panda is very large, he took several photos of the giant panda.

Originally, he also read the post that someone pretended to be a panda to work in the zoo as a joke, but returned home to take a photo of himself before comparison ~ www.NovelMTL.com ~ The pandas on the two photos of the discoverer were simply It looks like a god!

As soon as this post came out, many people suddenly got blinded.

The news that the giant panda is extinct and that some people pretend to be giant pandas is definitely false.

But if there are not enough pandas, how many people do you want to pose as? It sounds like a fart.

Basically, no one will believe this statement except for fools.

But there are no lack of fools on the Internet or people who deliberately pretend to be fools.

Therefore, the original topic was somewhat regressive, and it was noisy again. People even planned to go to the Imperial Capital Zoo to find out if there was this panda.

When Fang Ze was searching for news about Las Vegas, of course, he also found the related push of this matter. After understanding the cause and effect, he almost broke his belly with a smile.

In fact, the topic of giant pandas posing as humans is not the first time it has appeared.

As early as one or three years ago, this topic became popular on the Internet, and even related pictures flowed out, becoming a trendy article. Many people laughed and died, and the protagonist of that year was also a person from a certain province in Southeast China. .

However, although everyone said that the news was sent by the media in a certain province in the southeast, in fact the cause and effect had nothing to do with people in a certain province in the southeast.

The cause of the incident was a post in Hong Kong in 2010 that questioned the pandas An An and Jia Jia who were posing in Hong Kong at the time. Of course, this post immediately attracted a lot of people's ridicule, but it became very hot because of the degree of hilarity s post.

So on April 1, 2010, the netizens sent the story of being a panda to the Hong Kong newspaper Metropolis Daily, which became one of the spoofs in Metropolis Daily ’s April Fool ’s Day special edition. .

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