My Phone Is Connected To The World

Chapter 63 Chopping a silly dog ​​activity, can a knife be discounted?

Yes, shredded meat is what Lin Chuan used to attract Buddha.

Buddhism pays attention to the purification of the six roots, and the Buddhas of the Western Heavens can become Buddhas, and each one is naturally advanced in the Dharma.

Most things in the world cannot arouse their interest.

However, no matter how advanced their cultivation is, they are also individuals!

As the so-called food and sex, like food and beautiful women, that is human instinct, and these Buddhas are naturally no exception.

Beautiful women are easy to cause the Buddhas to be wary, and it is not easy to have an effect.

But when it comes to good food, who can refuse.

Especially when he puts a piece of meat in front of someone who has not eaten meat for thousands or even tens of thousands of years, who can refuse!

“Hand torn vegetarian meat, what is this?”

“It looks like it is a kind of meat, and we can’t eat it, so why should we understand it.”

“Nezha, if you want to sell something, you’ll find the wrong person.”

The Buddhas who were chatting, heard Nezha’s words, were a little confused, don’t know what he wanted to do.

“Buddhas calm down, let me introduce them.”

“This shredded vegetarian meat smells of meat, and it tastes of meat, but it’s not actually made of meat.”

“I know that all the Buddhas have advanced and profound teachings and strictly abide by the clear rules and precepts, but it’s okay to eat this kind of vegetarian food.”

While talking, Nezha tore open a package of shredded vegetarian meat, and the fragrance of meat immediately filled the surroundings.

When the surrounding Buddha smelled the fragrance, they couldn’t help but swallowed their saliva, staring straight at the piece of torn meat on Nezha’s hand.

From the time they became Buddhists, these Buddhas never ate meat again.

They were all used to it. Suddenly they smelled the meat, and the desire for meat broke out from the heart.

“It’s really not meat?” a Buddha couldn’t help asking.

If this is meat, he can’t eat it anyway, otherwise his Dharma cultivation will be flawed.

But if it’s not meat, he can eat it with peace of mind.

“Of course it’s not meat. In the presence of the Buddhas, do I dare to lie to you?”

“This is a good thing that I finally got, thinking that Buddhas should have not tasted meat for a long time, so I brought them to share with you.”

“Come here, let’s share a little bit for everyone. If you miss it, you won’t have a chance to eat it.”

Nezha put on a posture that was considered for the Buddhas, tore a portion of the torn meat into several portions, and enthusiastically handed it to the Buddhas.

When the Buddhas saw him so enthusiastic, they were embarrassed to refuse.

In addition, they really wanted to eat, so they subconsciously took the torn vegetarian meat that Nezha handed over, and put it in their mouths with some hesitation.

“This smell…”

The expressions of the Buddhas suddenly became a little sluggish as soon as the meat entered their mouths.

The long-lost meaty smell made them feel that the pores all over their bodies were opened, which was extremely comfortable.

The Buddhas couldn’t even bear to swallow the veggie meat and kept chewing it until the shredded veggie meat was torn apart and turned into gravy into the belly before stopping.

Even after eating, they are still reminiscing the residual meaty taste in their mouths.

It’s so happy to eat meat once after many years!

“Nezha, how much do you have for this vegetarian meat?”

“Give me another bag, I can buy it with merit points!”

“This shredded vegetarian meat is simply delicious!”

After regaining his senses, a bunch of Buddhas surrounded Nezha, vying to buy shredded meat, without the cultivation and grace of being a Buddha.

“Don’t worry, everyone, don’t worry, there will be some shredded meat!”

“I will put this shredded vegetarian meat into my WeChat online store, and everyone can go in and buy it.”

Nezha saw the shredded meat successfully attracted the attention of the Buddhas and immediately promoted his own online shop.

“Do you want to buy it on WeChat?” When the Buddha learned that he was going to the WeChat online store to buy, he was a little entangled with each one.

The Tathagata did not give an order to not allow them to use WeChat, but reached a tacit agreement not to use WeChat in private.

If they use WeChat, even if they just go to the online store to buy something, it will break this tacit understanding, and the consequences will be unpredictable.

“It seems that Buddhas don’t like to use WeChat, so forget it. I will find other gods. There should be some people who are interested in this shredded meat.”

Nezha saw them hesitating one by one, and immediately acted like to leave.

“Don’t go now, don’t you just go to the WeChat online store to buy it? It’s not a problem!” When the Buddhas saw that he was about to leave, they were immediately anxious.

Their appetites have just been lifted by hand torn meat.

Thinking about the possibility that they won’t be able to eat vegetarian meat anymore, they feel uncomfortable like being scratched.

Anyway, using WeChat is Tianting’s task, so it’s okay to use it once!

A Buddha made a decisive decision and immediately took out his phone and started using WeChat.

When other Buddhas saw that someone had done this, they were afraid that they would not be able to grab the meat when they were late, and they followed up. Suddenly, more than a dozen Buddhas started using WeChat.

But when they registered their account and entered Nezha’s online store to buy shredded meat, they were immediately dumbfounded.

“Nezha, please explain to me why this shredded meat is so expensive, and a pack costs a thousand merit points!”

A Buddha said to Nezha angrily holding his mobile phone.

He had a good impression of Nezha, but looking at Nezha at this time was like looking at a profiteer with an abominable face.

The value of merit points in heaven is very high.

A thousand merit points are enough to buy a good magic weapon, or a large bottle of elixir that can be used at the immortal level.

And Nezha, he actually priced a pack of food as a thousand merit points, which is almost the same as grabbing money.

“The profiteer!”

“Yes, it’s a profiteer!”

“The profiteer must not die!”

“Everyone, listen to my explanation. You have tasted the taste of this hand-pulled vegetarian meat. It is very difficult to make a vegetarian thing into a meaty taste.”

“The production method is very cumbersome, the raw materials are very rare, and I only get a little bit.”

“But, who makes us have a good relationship, I decided to launch a silly dog ​​cutting activity.”

“Everyone can get a virtual silly dog ​​in the shop, and get a discount if you cut it. If you hack it to death, you can buy it at a discount of 0.1%!”

“In other words, if a stupid dog is hacked to death, the price of that shredded meat becomes ten merit points!”

“Of course, each person can only cut one knife, and it depends on good fortune.”

“But you can also pull other Buddhas to help you chop, chop dozens of knives, and you should be able to chop that silly dog ​​to death.”

“This is a big sale with tears. Don’t miss it when you pass by.”

Nezha knew their reaction clearly and launched an event unhurriedly.