My quadratic is absolutely abnormal

Seventy-Eight: Office Party

It is said that life is a journey, and time is nothing but the scenery seen during the journey. The scenery will always pass, and time will never stop.

It’s all bullshit!

Su Jie thinks that time and life are all fake. There is no such thing as scenery in the past, but he draws a lot of comics every day and his fingers get callused.

At this time, it was already winter, and Su Jie had callouses on his hands for a month. The result in exchange was the super popular serialization of One Punch Man.

One month, whether it is long or short, there are many months in life, but undoubtedly, this month is an extremely important month for Su Jie.

In the ranking of “Weekly Shonen Jump” works, One Punch Man has won the first place in readers’ praise rate for four consecutive weeks. From the questionnaires sent back by readers, almost 100% of them are positive reviews, and there are basically no negative reviews or neutral reviews.

And the number of Su Jie’s Weibo fans has also exceeded the 5 million mark from more than 100,000 a month ago, and the number of people who leave messages on Weibo threatening to send blades every day can fill Su Jie’s house.

Correspondingly, in Japan, the manga of One Punch Superman has won the brilliance from the beginning with the posture of a super dark horse. Compared with the manga works of the same period, they are basically shivering under the pressure, watching One Punch Superman It becomes popular day by day, and the Internet is full of discussion posts, and the first-choice billboards of bookstores everywhere must have that obvious one.bald character with wide eyes.

Many people, even if they don’t read comics, have more or less heard of the name One-Punch Man, and have seen that bald-headed and yellow-cloaked character.

In Su Jie’s previous life, One-Punch Man was a big hit, but in this world where ACG has just developed, One-Punch Man’s achievements far surpassed his previous life, because there is no Pirate Hokage, no Conan Dragon Ball, and no big hits. National comics.

There is no Akira Toriyama here, no manga masters such as Osamu Tezuka, Hayao Miyazaki, Ryuichiro Oda, and Masashi Kishimoto who stand at the pinnacle of the manga world.

Even the readers are noobs. They haven’t experienced the baptism of many comic masterpieces. They are far less picky about comics than Lao Bai. Their hunger and love for excellent works is stronger and stronger.

Therefore, in this world, One Punch Man can be said to be like a tiger without a mountain, and a monkey is the king!

Forehead! It seems that the description is wrong, it should be overwhelming, outshine, and stand out from the crowd!

Anyway, that’s what it means. The hot achievements and influence brought by One Punch Man are much better than those in the previous life.

“So, this is the reason why you took the third-to-last midterm exam?”

In the teacher’s office, several test papers with red crosses were slammed on the table. Hiratsuka Shizuka frowned. The voice was so calm that it was scary.

On the seat in front of Hiratsuka Jing, Su Jie nodded while sitting upright, and said with a mournful face: “Teacher, I really don’t blame me for this! You must know that geniuses never take the usual path. , but even if I can’t score, I’m also very desperate!”

“Really? But why did some students tell me that they often saw you and girls going to the Internet cafe to play games, and someone saw you in the Internet cafe before the exam yesterday.”

Hiratsuka sneered. She didn’t believe Su Jie’s nonsense at all. If she wanted Su Jie, who was ten times lazier than a sloth, to fight at night with the lights on, it would be better to believe that the sun came out from the west.

Lying on the grass!

The students in our class must be little spies, didn’t they just go to the Internet cafe with Asuna to play a few games! He even made a small report.

“Teacher, don’t listen to the slander. Everything I said is true. How could I go to the Internet cafe to play games? And you think! Those people said they saw me in the Internet cafe, so why did they appear in the Internet cafe? It must be playing games.” It means that they are all accomplices, can the prisoner’s words be trusted? Absolutely not!”

Su Jie plausibly explained that this blame must not be carried on his body. Unless someone takes a photo, Su Jie will never admit it.

“The police all let their accomplices let go of their mouths one by one, and then follow the vine to catch the big fish with the small fish. The words of the accomplices are the most credible.”

Hiratsuka’s face was expressionless, but the knuckles of her fingers had already started to pinch. Su Jie was so frightened that he might beat him to death!

“I’m innocent. What about the teacher? I have a certificate. My sister can prove that I studied at home yesterday.”

“The last time I asked for leave was your sister and I called. What happened! Do you want to do it again this time?”

It’s good that Su Jie didn’t mention this, but whenever Hiratsuka Jing was mentioned, anger surged up, and his eyes became sharp.

“Okay, don’t argue with me, look at what you took in the exam? Chinese, mathematics, chemistry, physics, English, Japanese history, and world history all failed. If you concentrate on drawing manga In terms of study, will you pass the exam like this?”

Hiratsuka Jing became more and more angry, and threw all the test papers on the table in front of Su Jie: “The third from the bottom in the grade, not the third from the bottom in our class, you can do it, Su Jie.”

“Hey, it’s average, at least it’s better than two people.”

“I don’t mean this as a compliment.” The sound of ‘Duang’ knocking on the forehead!

Rubbing his forehead, Su Jie complained: “Learning is all about talent. Isn’t studying also for finding a job? Anyway, I don’t expect to find any job in the future, so it doesn’t matter!”

“It doesn’t matter? You paid it back! Then what do you say you want to do in the future?”

“I want to do carefree things, be able to live without any constraints, be free like a bird, not look at other people’s faces and commands, be the most authentic self, and liberate the invisible imprisonment of the human body and mind.”

Su Jie raised his head and looked at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and said with a lot of emotion and dance.

“What do you mean, you want to be a tour guide in the future and travel around the world?” Shizuka Hiratsuka didn’t understand, and asked doubtfully.

“It’s not a tour guide, it’s the great career of squatting at home. My future dreams are all based on it. The attribute of being a house is born with my zodiac sign! Teacher, you have to understand me. It is impossible to work part-time. It is impossible in this life.” As a part-time worker, I want to pursue my ideals and career.”

For Shizuka Hiratsuka’s misunderstanding, Su Jie was heartbroken. How could he be involved in the tour guide? Su Jie would not do it if he posted a million dollars for himself. Let’s let things like part-time jobs pass away with the wind. Squatting at home is your own Destined for a great cause.

“…” Hiratsuka Shizuka.

As if feeling that her IQ was being insulted, Shizuka Hiratsuka’s beautiful face instantly darkened.

“Squat at home! Hehe, have you ever heard of squatting in the office? It’s better than squatting. I’ll make you squat right now.

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